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Book Synopsis The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes by : Sky Pony Press
Download or read book The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do birds fly south in the winter? It’s too far to walk! Where do penguins keep their money? In a snow bank! A hilarious collection of 350 unique jokes presented by the highly hilarious Laugh Giraffe for kids to enjoy, complete with hysterical illustrations! Do you ever struggle to find new jokes? Never fear! Using his long neck to search high and low, far and wide, the Laugh Giraffe can find all the best animal jokes for you! Prepare for witty one-liners, clever puns, powerful punchlines, jubilant jests, and many more hilarious jokes in this fantastic collection. The Laugh Giraffe's Best and Funniest Animal Jokes is filled to the brim with both classic and original jokes to make readers keel over in laughter. Written to meet the unquenchable needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious jokes, and is complemented by silly line drawings that are sure to amuse kids. Its endless supply of fresh content and splashy, engaging design make this book a sure source of fun for young readers as well as parents, siblings, and friends! Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun to little ones.
Book Synopsis The Hilarious Giraffe by : Jean Johnson
Download or read book The Hilarious Giraffe written by Jean Johnson and published by Covenant Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-05-09 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Parker wishes he could be a mouse on safari. When he finds his wish has been granted, he meets a very silly giraffe who gets himself into astounding predicaments by wishing that parts of his body could be like that of a different animal. The giraffe looks particularly silly with his rhino horn stuck in the mud! This book will have you and your young friend laughing at the results of the giraffe's wishes.
Download or read book Laugh with Giraffe written by IglooBooks and published by Igloo Books. This book was released on 2020-03-03 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George the giraffe just loves to laugh and play! Join him for a silly jungle journey with all his friends in this fun and interactive puppet book.
Download or read book Giraffe Problems written by Jory John and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling creators of the hilarious Penguin Problems, Jory John and Lane Smith, turn a giraffe's problematic long neck into an enviable advantage in this fun board book. Edward the giraffe can't understand why his neck is as long and bendy and, well, ridiculous as it is. No other animal has a neck this absurd. He's tried disguising it, dressing it up, strategically hiding behind bushes--honestly, anything you can think of. Just when he has exhausted his neck-hiding options and is about to give up, Cyrus the turtle ambles in (very slowly) and helps Edward understand that his neck has a purpose and, besides, looks excellent in a bow tie. Along with a heavy dose of humor comes a gentle reminder about the importance of acceptance.
Download or read book Jim Giraffe written by Daren King and published by Anchor Canada. This book was released on 2010-08-20 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scott Spectrum is being haunted by a ghost giraffe named Jim. Scott thinks he’s a man how has everything — a high-speed internet connection, alien-shaped slippers, and a beautiful wife called Continence. But Scott hasn’t touched her in years and she’s been left furiously polishing the sideboard, dreaming of black stallions. According to Jim, Scott’s days are numbered, and to save himself from certain death from sexual repression he must quickly perform every act in the lovermaker’s lexicon. Jim Giraffe knows a lot about sex, luckily. He also loves pizza and beer and has breath that smells of tree-tops. The prudish Scott is at first shocked by this profane, perverted ghost giraffe, but he accepts his help. Little does Scott realize that Jim has his own agenda and that his suburban idyll is about to be well and truly buggered up. Following on from the cult classic Boxy an Star, Daren King has written another extraordinary novel: highly original and linguistically ingenious, naïve and knowing, utterly charming, filthy, and very, very funny.
Book Synopsis Giraffe and Bird by : Rebecca Bender
Download or read book Giraffe and Bird written by Rebecca Bender and published by Pajama Press Inc.. This book was released on 2017-04-17 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rebecca Bender's hilarious Giraffe and Bird was an instant classic when it was first published in 2011, selling 10,000 copies in Canada alone. Since then children and their parents have giggled their way through a sequel, Don't Laugh at Giraffe (2012), and a prequel for younger readers, Giraffe Meets Bird (2015). Now, after several years out of print, the original story is rejoining its partners on the shelf in a sturdy, new trade edition with a padded cover. Giraffe and Bird are not friends. Not even a little bit. The bird pesters the giraffe with his face-making, feather-pruning, and disgusting eating habits. The giraffe annoys the bird with his bad breath, ear-swatting, and lack of respect for personal space. Of course they are always fighting. Of course they would be better off without each other. Except, it turns out, maybe they wouldn't be. With bold acrylic illustrations and laugh-out-loud storytelling, Rebecca Bender's bestselling debut will continue to delight children, adults, and friends of all kinds.
Book Synopsis Giraffes? Giraffes! by : Doris Haggis-On-Whey
Download or read book Giraffes? Giraffes! written by Doris Haggis-On-Whey and published by McSweeneys Books. This book was released on 2008-02 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous trivia about giraffes makes no promises that everything the book reveals is true and discusses the giraffe's fondness for iced oatmeal cookies and the role of a giraffe's spots as intergalactic receptors.
Book Synopsis A Giraffe and a Half by : Shel Silverstein
Download or read book A Giraffe and a Half written by Shel Silverstein and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2024-02-27 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Shel Silverstein, the New York Times bestselling author of Where the Sidewalk Ends and The Giving Tree, comes a riotous rhyming picture book about a boy and his giraffe! Featuring rhythmic verse and iconic illustrations, A Giraffe and a Half will surely leave every reader, young and old, laughing until the very end. Beloved for over fifty years, this classic captures Silverstein’s signature humor and style. If you had a giraffe and he stretched another half, you would have a giraffe and a half. But what happens if you glue a rose to the tip of his nose? Or if you used a chair to comb his hair? Join this giraffe on a rollicking and ridiculous journey that will charm readers from beginning to end. And don't miss Runny Babbit Returns, the new book from Shel Silverstein!
Download or read book The Fibbing Giraffe written by D. White and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-07 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fibbers get caught! The Fibbing Giraffe is a tale about a dishonest giraffe who fibs to his family and friends. It begins with fibs about him beating his buddies in various games. As a result of his fibs, his neck begins to shrink! He loses his ability to enjoy the things he used to enjoy, such as eating tree top leaves. The Fibbing Giraffe then tells his biggest fib. He lies to his mother about breaking the window. His neck vanishes! Is he ever going to be able to get his neck back to its original size? (Think Pinocchio but in reverse!)
Book Synopsis Giraffe's Long Good-Night by : Jodie Shepherd
Download or read book Giraffe's Long Good-Night written by Jodie Shepherd and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-24 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this fun lift-the-flap bedtime book for toddlers and preschoolers, a little giraffe is having so much fun with his bedtime routine that he doesn't want to go to sleep. Little giraffe has gotten carried away again Giraffe's Long Good-Night provides a delightful end to a busy day for you and your little one. With each reminder that it's time to sleep, the little giraffe moves on to his next bedtime activity with enthusiasm--until finally he realizes he is tired after all. You and your child will love following along as this giraffe stre-e-e-e-tches out every stage of his bedtime routine, from popping bubbles in the bath to trying on all his favorite pajamas to praying for each and every friend. Featuring an embellished cover, flaps that unfold in all directions, and silly rhyming text, this charming book will be a fresh favorite for your nightly story times.
Book Synopsis A Surprise for Giraffe and Elephant by : Paul Gude
Download or read book A Surprise for Giraffe and Elephant written by Paul Gude and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-11-04 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elephant has a lot to say about surprises-about surprise alpine horn serenades, and surprise toboggans, and surprise parties. And while Giraffe doesn't have a lot to say about surprises, or anything else, he always seems to get the last word. With surprising wit and humor, Paul Gude brings back delightfully earnest Elephant and her quiet friend, Giraffe, for three new (and surprisingly silly) adventures that will leave readers laughing and asking for more!
Book Synopsis Will Giraffe Laugh? by : Hilary Leung
Download or read book Will Giraffe Laugh? written by Hilary Leung and published by Cartwheel Books. This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giraffe loves to laugh, but today he's cranky! All of Giraffe's friends want to cheer him up, but is laughter the best medicine for such a grumpy guy? Find out in this surprising and memorable board book about friendship, feelings, grumpiness, and of course, laughter! Full color.
Book Synopsis The Giraffe Who Found Its Spots by : Adisan Books
Download or read book The Giraffe Who Found Its Spots written by Adisan Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-30 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young giraffe goes on a journey to try to fit in with other animals but learns to love his differences.
Download or read book Lady Lucy's Quest written by Karen Gross and published by Northshire Bookstore. This book was released on 2016-03-29 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lady Lucy's Quest is the story of a feisty young girl who wants to be a Knight in the Middle Ages. She confronts many hurdles but ultimately finds success because she is able to solve problems in unique and unexpected ways. Through her actions and words, she demonstrates the importance of pursuing one's dreams and the power of the possible for children everywhere.
Book Synopsis There's a Giraffe in My Soup by : Ross Burach
Download or read book There's a Giraffe in My Soup written by Ross Burach and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-02-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Named one of the 10 Best Children’s Books of 2016 by Parents Magazine! What if you found a giraffe in your soup, an alligator in your entreé, an elephant on the table, or even an ostrich in your dish? In this debut picture book from author-illustrator Ross Burach, an assortment of hairy, scary animals pop out from under the lid at a restaurant! Jam-packed with adorable illustrations and an assortment of animal puns, this kid-friendly story is sure to delight fans of books by Jon Klassen and Oliver Jeffers!
Book Synopsis Celeste the Giraffe Loves to Laugh by : Celeste Barber
Download or read book Celeste the Giraffe Loves to Laugh written by Celeste Barber and published by . This book was released on 2019-11 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celeste was a friendly, happy little giraffe. She had a kind heart and she made others laugh. But Celeste sometimes worried that she wasn't enough. It seemed like other animals did much cooler stuff. Join Celeste the Giraffe on her hilarious journey as she finds out what it is that makes her unique.
Book Synopsis Zoe's Rescue Zoo: The Giggly Giraffe by : Amelia Cobb
Download or read book Zoe's Rescue Zoo: The Giggly Giraffe written by Amelia Cobb and published by Nosy Crow. This book was released on 2018-01-11 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zoe loves living at her uncle's rescue zoo because there's always something exciting going on. And Zoe also has an amazing secret... She can actually TALK to the animals! Something very exciting has happened at the Rescue Zoo - a giraffe has just been born! Jamie the baby giraffe's wobbly walk on his long legs makes everyone laugh, and he just loves to play tricks! But his tricks can cause trouble, and with the Best Zoo Competition coming up, can Zoe help Jamie behave AND have fun?
