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Download or read book The Farting Dragon written by Olivia Li and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-11-12 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frank is a friendly dragon, but he has a problem. Wherever Frank goes and whatever Frank is doing, he farts. Frank does not fart little tiny farts; he farts big, stinky dragon size farts. Because of his farting, his friends are reluctant to play with him, but they do find it funny when he farts. Frank's friend Oliver has a similar problem, only instead of farting, he sneezes fire. When Oliver gets a cold, he coughed out fire, setting the whole forest on fire. What Frank can do to save the forest ?
Book Synopsis Dragons Love Farts by : Hollywood Kay
Download or read book Dragons Love Farts written by Hollywood Kay and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dragons enjoy passing gas in a variety of comical situations.
Book Synopsis Fergus the Farting Dragon by : Monique Mulligan
Download or read book Fergus the Farting Dragon written by Monique Mulligan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fergus is different to other dragons. But when people make fun of him, he has an ear-splitting, eye-watering, toe-curling, stink-making response. He farts! When a cheeky knight in a fire-proof suit steals a precious dragon egg, the other dragons are at a loss. It's left to Fergus to get the egg back from the thieving knight. A rhyming story that celebrates difference in an entertaining way, Fergus the Farting Dragon is set to delight adults and children.
Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie by : Aaron Reynolds
Download or read book Fart Quest: The Dragon's Dookie written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-02-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Another fart-tastic installment in the middle-grade adventure series by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell. The Great and Powerful Kevin has a new quest for our heroes... seek out another disgusting ingredient for his mysterious project. High in the Frostflung Mountains lies the lair of a fearsome dragon named Glacierbane. Pan, Moxie, Fart and TickTock must venture there and fish a dragon-digested object from deep within a pile of dragon doo. But Pan isn’t having it. She’s not sure why, but she doesn’t trust Kevin. But when she learns of a kidnapped prince that needs rescuing from Glacierbane, suddenly this quest seems a whole lot more heroic. Our young heroes will face their toughest challenges yet as they team up with a valiant knight, brave the air-islands of Frostflung, fight yetis and snow goblins, solve puzzles and riddles, face a dragon, and seek the poo they need.
Book Synopsis Edgar the Farting Dragon by : Lisa K. Greenwood
Download or read book Edgar the Farting Dragon written by Lisa K. Greenwood and published by Lisa Greenwood. This book was released on 2018-12-05 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fall in love with Edgar, a giant, friendly dragon with an enormous appetite for fun. With his ornery nature and adventuresome attitude, Edgar creates a day Dominic and Nan will never forget. Come join us as he takes them on a DRAGON-sized adventure filled with riding atop his giant back. Just don't squeeze or tickle him too hard because he may let out a fireball of farts! Shoveling buckets of ice cream into his cavernous mouth of jagged teeth will make him smile. Read about the campfire S'mores and loads of absolute joy and laughter smothered with lots of love. Dominic learns that adventures can be taken any time you use the imagination that lives in your heart. And, most importantly, you're never ever too old to use it!
Download or read book Dylan The Dragon written by Mary Kendal and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If there's one good way to a dragon's heart, it is to let loose one ginormous, fiery fart. It needs to have a scent that smells a bit like smelly feet. With a little bit of mean in it, causing some heat. Join Dylan on his journey of life. A rhyming social story about being different & friendship for ages 3 to 8. Move over Dr. Seuss, Mary Lee Kendal is in town. During Mary's years as a teacher, she found the best way to teach was to be "entertaining without being entertainment." She saw how children and teens are extremely creative if you just give them a chance. Kids learn in many different ways. Some learn through reading, playing, singing, dancing, rhyming, or even drawing. They learn visually, and by writing poetry. They love to creatively express themselves and her classroom was one place they could do that. So how did she come up with fun Dr. Seuss type rhyming books? As a kid, she loved to rhyme. She was always encouraged to write, read, rhyme, play, act, sing, dance, and be as creative as possible by her parents. She feels her books bring in many of her favorite ways to learn. Her social stories are meant to be read aloud between adults and child bringing the bond between each other even closer. All of Mary's social stories are meant to educate in an entertaining way. "If I can help one child feel a little bit better about who they are; build self-confidence, increase self-esteem, help them understand that differences are a good thing, overcome shyness, anxiety, and help them realize they are not alone, then I have done what I have set out to do." Embrace Your Differences! MaryLeeKendal.com
Download or read book Dragon Farts written by J B O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BONUS - Includes FREE "Dragon Farts" Audiobook Inside!That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my fart-tastic new book, "Dragon Farts: Fire in the Hole!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Join the Knights of the Round Butthole On Their Epic Quest!When the mysterious sickly wizard Hurlin vomits his way into Milo's life, Milo suddenly finds himself transported back to the Middle Ages, where loyal knights never take baths, burping is a compliment, and dragons fart flames of fear! In this strange new world, Milo must use all of his grossest skills to slay the Dragon of Arm's Pit, and save the land of Smellsalot!You and your kids will be in stiches with laughter as Milo and the Knights of the Round Butthole: * Compete in a loogie-spitting competition...FOR THEIR LIVES!* Discover the cursed "Sword of Losers" Excalipoor!* Match wits with the world's smartest 3-headed troll!* Enter a hot-fart duel to the death with the deadly Dragon...AND MORE!!With 21 goofy comic book illustrations and pages and pages of fun farting goodness, "Dragon Farts" is the Holy Grail of laughs! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." Lisa D."Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" Tom Foster"This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparker Grab your copy of "Dragon Farts" at this special price now, and download the FREE AUDIOBOOK (included inside).
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of Dragons by : Scott G. Bruce
Download or read book The Penguin Book of Dragons written by Scott G. Bruce and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two thousand years of legend and lore about the menace and majesty of dragons, which have breathed fire into our imaginations from ancient Rome to Game of Thrones A Penguin Classic The most popular mythological creature in the human imagination, dragons have provoked fear and fascination for their lethal venom and crushing coils, and as avatars of the Antichrist, servants of Satan, couriers of the damned to Hell, portents of disaster, and harbingers of the last days. Here are accounts spanning millennia and continents of these monsters that mark the boundary between the known and the unknown, including: their origins in the deserts of Africa; their struggles with their mortal enemies, elephants, in the jungles of South Asia; their fear of lightning; the world’s first dragon slayer, in an ancient collection of Sanskrit hymns; the colossal sea monster Leviathan; the seven-headed “great red dragon” of the Book of Revelation; the Loch Ness monster; the dragon in Beowulf, who inspired Smaug in Tolkien’s The Hobbit; the dragons in the prophecies of the wizard Merlin; a dragon saved from a centipede in Japan who gifts his human savior a magical bag of rice; the supernatural feathered serpent of ancient Mesoamerica; and a flatulent dragon the size of the Trojan Horse. From the dark halls of the Lonely Mountain to the blue skies of Westeros, we expect dragons to be gigantic, reptilian predators with massive, bat-like wings, who wreak havoc defending the gold they have hoarded in the deep places of the earth. But dragons are full of surprises, as is this book.
Book Synopsis Fergus the Farting Dragon by : Monique Mulligan
Download or read book Fergus the Farting Dragon written by Monique Mulligan and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Stella, the Fire Farting Dragon by : J. Aday Kennedy
Download or read book Stella, the Fire Farting Dragon written by J. Aday Kennedy and published by Guardian Angel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-04 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stella's nerves threaten her chances of winning the contest, but she marshals her nerves and does her best. A lesson of perseverance wrapped in a humorous bite makes the most reluctant readers gobble up this story. They'll giggle themselves silly as Stella Dragon performs her flying act and farts fire. Suggested age range for readers: 4-11
Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!
Book Synopsis Hilo the Farting Dragon by : Anthony Vanzelli
Download or read book Hilo the Farting Dragon written by Anthony Vanzelli and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-14 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a book to give to your child, which is fun and at the same time stimulates their imagination and their pleasure in reading? Are you looking for a book which doesn't take itself too seriously? Something to read with your child which will make them laugh? Something that will bring them joy? Then you've come to the right place! More and more often, kids today are distracted by the TV or video games and cell phones, and rarely let themselves be tempted by reading a good book. Is your home full of books which you bought your child with the best of intentions, but are now left to gather dust? Well, look no further! "Hilo the Farting Dragon" has arrived. It's a great story to put a smile on your child's face and make them disconnect from technology. Kids will be mesmerized as they follow the adventures of Hilo, a cute but clumsy little dragon, who can't control his wind every time he gets excited! Accompanied by beautiful illustrations, this volume will keep your child hooked to the end. Get ready to see them laughing happily as they read, lost in the amazing feats of the little dragon and all the other curious characters in Fantasyland. The humor that pervades these pages will win your kids over, and really get them wanting to turn the page and find out what's going to happen next. It's also a great way to end the day with a smile. If your children love fairy tales, "Hilo the Farting Dragon" really is the right option, an ideal way of recreating that wonderful parent-child habit that is now being lost: reading a fairy tale before bedtime. Buckle up and make yourselves comfortable! You are about to enter a fantastic world that will make you smile! What you will find in this book: - 2 fairy tales full of twists and turns, ideal for entertaining your children and motivating them to read. - Beautiful original illustrations - An ideal text for learning to read - Large format black and white illustrations, for children who love to color. If you're scared that the book might be too rude, don't worry. The stories never cross the line into bad taste. They actually tackle real problems and have a good moral and are suitable for all ages. So, are you ready to get your child the perfect gift? What are you waiting for? Scroll up and click on the "Buy Now" button. The adventure is about to begin!
Book Synopsis Anita and the Dragons by : Hannah Carmona
Download or read book Anita and the Dragons written by Hannah Carmona and published by Lantana Publishing. This book was released on 2021-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautifully tender story touching on the range of emotions immigrants may feel when leaving their home countries – excitement and sorrow, fear and courage. Anita watches the dragons high above her as she hops from one cement roof to another in her village in the Dominican Republic. But being the valiant princesa she is, she never lets them scare her. Will she be brave enough to enter the belly of the beast and take flight to new adventures? A Barnes & Noble Bookseller Favorite. A BookTrust Book of the Month. A Love Reading For Schools Book of the Month. “A gorgeous story about the love of one’s homeland and the courage it takes to emigrate”—Kirkus Reviews, STARRED “Anita's courage as she flies off with the dragons to a new land will linger long after the final page”—Girls Read The World “What a punch this book packs. Hannah Carmona’s lyrical narrative is paired with THE dreamiest artwork by Anna Cunha – I’m obsessed with the color palette, and the gentle simplicity of her spreads is calming, yet full of energy”—The Little Literary Society
Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler by : Aaron Reynolds
Download or read book Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.
Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese by : Aaron Reynolds
Download or read book Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese is the fourth book in a hilarious Dungeons & Dragons inspired series by New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds. They've destroyed an evil creature with stink gas, collected barf from a truly hideous monster, and dug through a dragon's dookie for magical treasure. Now, Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock are facing their scariest challenge yet—an angry mom! The Great and Powerful Kevin has promised Pan, who lost her mother when she was a baby, that she could see her mom one last time. But instead, shes sees a distorted spirit of her mother, transformed into an evil creature bent on revenge against those who caused her death. Meanwhile, some new information comes to light, and Fart and friends head out on a rescue mission. Deep within the goblin caves, they search for evidence of their long lost masters, facing goblins, fire rats, floor fiends, and a troll with some seriously disgusting toenails along the way. In this epic addition to the Fart Quest series, our adventurers discover that a true hero is not measured in the sum of their mistakes—but in the difference they make in spite of them.
Download or read book The Popcorn Dragon written by Jane Thayer and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1989-08-22 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You could hardly blame Dexter, ordinarily a well-behaved young dragon, for showing off when he suddenly found that he could make clouds of smoke. The temptation is irresistible, but Dexter quickly becomes insufferable. First he watches his own reflection in the river in order to admire the smoke. Then he puffs it in the faces of his friends: the zebra, the giraffe, and the elephant. He even blows smoke rings around his own tail to prove how clever he is. Soon Dexter has no friends left. He is a very lonely dragon indeed, until quite by accident he discovers a way his talent can be used to win back his playmates. This wonderful story -- first published in 1953 -- will delight both young readers and their parents, and so will Lisa McCue's appealing new pictures of this lovable show-off.
Book Synopsis Diary of a Farting Dragon by : Penelope Charden
Download or read book Diary of a Farting Dragon written by Penelope Charden and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-19 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Includes adorable and hilarious fart filled doodle illustrations! Kindle Unlimited and Amazon Prime members can read this book for FREE! For most children, reading time is the best part of the day. It's when they get to curl up with their parents and enter a world filled with imagination and wonder. Make reading fun with exciting, fun, and adventurous bedtime stories like this! Discover the many amazing benefits of bedtime stories when you start reading with your little one: enhanced creativity, better language skills, stronger vocabulary, emotional development, and more!It was a calm and peaceful day in the dragon kingdom. However, that soon changed when a certain guest flew into town. She is the most beautiful dragon in all the realms, but there is something just a little off about her. Hint, her nickname is the "farting dragon." Once you read this diary, you will know why!
