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Author : Meryn Cooper
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780648398028
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (98 download)
Download or read book The Fart That Saved Christmas written by Meryn Cooper and published by . This book was released on 2021-11 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poor Comet has trouble controlling his farts. But could his natural gas be what is needed to save Christmas?
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781953399120
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Author : Jo Nesbø
Publisher : Simon & Schuster Children's
ISBN 13 : 9781471167447
Total Pages : 368 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (674 download)
Download or read book Can Doctor Proctor Save Christmas? written by Jo Nesbø and published by Simon & Schuster Children's. This book was released on 2017-11 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa save Christmas in this new fart-tastically funny adventure from worldwide bestselling author Jo Nesb�? When the king of Norway sells the rights to Christmas to Mr Thrane, it looks like the holidays aren't going to be very merry. Mr Thrane says that the only people who can celebrate are those who buy 10,000 crowns worth of presents from his department store. For anyone who doesn't - or can't - spend that much, it's no tree, no presents, no carols, and no Christmas pudding. Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa aren't going to take this sitting down! They're going to find Santa and save Christmas. All they need is a sleigh, flying reindeer, some time travel soap, and, of course, some fart powder! PRAISE for the Doctor Proctor's Fart Powder series: 'This terrific book will make you laugh, and cherish your friends' - James Patterson 'plenty of toilet humour, and general silliness that kids love' - The Bookseller 'wickedly entertaining' - The Big Issue 'Lashings of silliness, quirkiness, self-deprecating humour, and a rollicking plot...' - TheBookbag.co.uk 'Fuelled by farts, this is fast-paced and a delightfully ridiculous adventure' - Julia Eccleshare on lovereading4kids.co.uk 'A superb mix of bizarre and wacky with a little bit of off-beat thrown in. Reminiscent of Roald Dahl it has all the elements to keep children hooked...' - Waterstones
Author : David Cannon Yesil
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (631 download)
Download or read book The Fart That Saved Christmas written by David Cannon Yesil and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-09 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lulu, a French bulldog who's extraordinary talent helps to save Christmas. Follow her adventures as she helps Father Christmas deliver his presents and saves him from being stuck down the chimney. This laugh out loud new book is the perfect present for all kids this Christmas, and adults will laugh along too!
Author : Catherine Adams
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781978458420
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (584 download)
Download or read book The Fart Before Christmas written by Catherine Adams and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-21 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny Christmas Poem and Coloring Book full of farts, fun and laughter It's a 2017 New Christmas book that will be fun for the whole family! It's a farting coloring book for kids with farting animals, Christmas farting scenes to color and a funny poem based on the classic "The night before Christmas" 2017 Best Selling New Christmas Coloring Book for Kids and Adults! Each page has a funny rhyming line and opposite is a matching coloring page: Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was farting, even the mouse! So much smelly gas floated throughout the air, it's amazing the neighbors didn't cry 'It's not fair!" Kids will laugh while reading the poem and coloring the accompanying coloring pages. Adults will love the poem and laugh at the pictures. Brighten up someone's Christmas with this funny Christmas farting coloring book!This is a funny Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and Children. It's a funny Christmas gift for kids and adults that will bring a smile to any Grinch! A funny farting rhyme book based on the Classic Poem by Clement Moore - The Night before Christmas. The children are farting, Santa is farting, the cat, dog and even the mouse are farting. It's a book full of farting fun. Cute and funny illustrations for coloring are bound to get a laugh out of anyone. There are plenty of farting animals to color - reindeer, dogs, cats and mice. Plus Santa, snowman and even the house. This is the perfect: White Elephant giftChristmas gag gift Christmas coloring book for kids Christmas coloring book for adultsfunny adult stocking stuffer funny co-worker present funny teacher gift, or present for anyone who loves Christmas and finds farting amusing! Now a Best Selling Christmas Coloring Book for Adults and for Kids! Good clean Christmas fun! Perfect for all ages! Christmas Book for Children Christmas Coloring Book for Adults!
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Humor Heals Us
ISBN 13 : 9781953399175
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
Author : Adam Wallace
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781743830055
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (3 download)
Download or read book 'Twas the Fart Before Christmas written by Adam Wallace and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Even though that mouse was curled up, fast asleep The pong from its butt made everyone weep. What a stinky Christmas! But who has done the biggest fart of all?
Author : John Mashni
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781736070628
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (76 download)
Download or read book SantaToot written by John Mashni and published by . This book was released on 2021-11-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's the best way to guarantee Santa visits your house? Fill the entire living room with cookies, candy, cupcakes, and sweets until the pile reaches the ceiling! Add in mom's irresistible bean dip and Santa's night is perfect - well, almost perfect. Santa comes down the chimney but hilariously gets stuck going back up. Eventually, though, Santa's toots clear the path. But will Santa still have time to visit every house? Find out how one girl - and some flatulence - save Christmas!From the creator of the hilarious, CinderToot: A Cinderella Tooting Tale, this fun story brings new joy - and smells - to the Santa story.
Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481490648
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)
Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (544 download)
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Author : John Mashni
Publisher : Intense Life Press
ISBN 13 : 9781736070604
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (76 download)
Download or read book CinderToot written by John Mashni and published by Intense Life Press. This book was released on 2020-11-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A princess's journey begins, not with a slipper, but with a fart. Finally, the funniest version of the Cinderella story you'll ever hear! When Cinderella rushes out of the ball, she leaves something behind: the stench of her own, unique toot! Join in the fun as the prince creates a recipe to help the maidens in the land pass gas, and then searches (or sniffs) for the smell of his true love. The smells he encounters along the way will have you laughing until you cry!
Author : Jamie Grant
Publisher : FriesenPress
ISBN 13 : 1039115691
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (391 download)
Download or read book Farts are like Snowflakes written by Jamie Grant and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-09-20 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With so much to learn, from science to the arts, this is a book to learn all about farts. This book is a poem that's funny and classy, meant to bring smiles to all who've been gassy.
Author : Helen Baugh
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0007542836
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (75 download)
Download or read book Rudey’s Windy Christmas (Read Along) written by Helen Baugh and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2014-09-25 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!
Author : Ben Clanton
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 0802737366
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (27 download)
Download or read book The Table Sets Itself written by Ben Clanton and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2014-01-21 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Izzy is thrilled to finally help set the table, learning all the proper places for her friends Fork, Spoon, Dish, Napkin, Cup, and Knife. But once they get into a nightly groove, Izzy and her friends grow tired of their same old spots. Shaking things up doesn't go over so well with Mom and Dad, so Spoon and Dish run off for an adventure of their own. Lonely without her favorite tablemates, Izzy will need to find a way to convince Spoon and Dish to come back to the table. Perfect for any kid who has ever resisted a daily task, this clever, pun-filled story is gentle reminder that every dish has its place, and that injecting some creativity into daily tasks can make even the dullest ones lots of fun.
Author : Whalen
Publisher : Top Floor Books
ISBN 13 : 9789627866282
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (662 download)
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Save the World written by Whalen and published by Top Floor Books. This book was released on 2017-07 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Willy and Peter didn't plan to save the world that day. But a search for a birthday gift for little sis lands them in a big stink. Captured by mad clowns, the boys unmask a putrid plot to destroy the world with Weapons of Mass Flatulation. From flying camels to stormy seas, can they save humanity from ex-stink-tion?
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637310274
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)
Download or read book Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fred doesn't want to get up. Mainly because it's a holiday he doesn't like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world. Our gas carries us Up the Eiffel Tower. Then past the Arc de Triomphe With full fart power. Share this new funny story for Valentine's Day or any day of the year to learn all about famous landmarks and world travel. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey, Frank the Farting Flamingo, Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin, Fairy the Farting Unicorn, and Fritz the Farting Reindeer.
Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008357955
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (579 download)
Download or read book Santa Claus Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
