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Book Synopsis The Fart That Fell in Love by : Stinky McToots
Download or read book The Fart That Fell in Love written by Stinky McToots and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-07 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Boys love to fart and it shows. But what about girls?#1 Best Smelling Author, Stinky McToots, has the answer. All of your favorite characters from "The Fart That Got Away" are back at it for a deeper exploration into friendship, love, and relationships. Through the slick rhymes of Stinky McToots, we'll learn some of life's most important lessons, including: -Girls can, and do fart.-Farts can, and do love.-Love is thicker than gas.
Book Synopsis No One Likes a Fart by : Zoe Foster Blake
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Book Synopsis The Fart That Got Away by : Stinky McToots
Download or read book The Fart That Got Away written by Stinky McToots and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-30 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How does one cope with the loss of a fart?#1 Best Smelling Author, Stinky McToots, has the answer. The testimonials speak for themselves: - "I haven't seen such a rich friendship between a kid and an inanimate object since 'The Giving Tree.'" - No-one Ever - "Immature, Irreverent, and Juvenile." - Lamest Person Ever - "A true literary achievement. I offer words as congratulatory as they are flatulatory." - Stinky McToots Sr. - "A book about friendship, strength, and fartitude." - Mrs. McToots - "A True Tour-De-Farts." - Another Made Up Person
Book Synopsis Love What Matters by : LoveWhatMatters
Download or read book Love What Matters written by LoveWhatMatters and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the bestselling tradition of The Five People You Meet in Heaven and Humans of New York comes a collection of authentic, emotional, and inspiring stories about life’s most important moments, as curated by the editors at Love What Matters. “90% of the reads bring me to tears. I just can't believe the love this world truly has when all we see is hate. This is so uplifting.” —Shelsea Where do you go when you want to feel inspired? When you want to forget about the divisiveness and the anger? For over five million people, that place is Love What Matters, a digital platform dedicated to finding and sharing the daily moments of kindness, compassion, and love that so often go overlooked. This curated collection of powerful stories features first person accounts and photographs that perfectly capture each moment: A husband learning he’s about to be a dad. A new mom embracing her body. A cashier inadvertently teaching a young girl a lesson about patience. A bagel from a stranger that saved a homeless man’s life. From long overdue adoptions to military heroes returning home; from a fireman’s touching 9/11 tribute to what an old dinner plate found at a bake sale can teach us all about life—these are the moments that matter. They are genuine. Authentic. Raw. And they are perfect in their imperfection—just like all of us. You will no doubt experience goosebumps and tears, but this mosaic of life’s moments will leave you with something even more profound: a reminder that, in the end, love always wins. “This really is the best page on Facebook. It renews your love of humanity. There are still good people. We need more reports of acts of kindness.” —Johnny
Book Synopsis Super Farty Pants! by : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Download or read book Super Farty Pants! written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
Book Synopsis The Foodie's Guide to Falling in Love by : Stella Newman
Download or read book The Foodie's Guide to Falling in Love written by Stella Newman and published by Headline. This book was released on 2015-02-12 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Foodie's Guide to Falling in Love was previously published as The Dish. The Foodie's Guide to Falling in Love by Stella Newman is the third novel from the much-loved author of Pear Shaped and Leftovers. This is a warm, passionate novel that will delight fans of Jill Mansell and Mhairi McFarlane and leave you happy and hungry in equal measure. Love is on the menu. With a side order of lies. When Laura Parker first crosses forks with Adam Bayley, she's only after one thing: his custard doughnut. But when she takes a closer look she sees a talented, handsome man who outshines the string of jokers she's been dating. There's just one problem. Adam's job means Laura has to keep her job as restaurant critic a secret. Tricky for someone who prides herself on honesty. Can the truth be put on ice long enough for love to flourish? And how can you expect your boyfriend to be honest if you're not quite telling the truth yourself? Stella Newman. Fiction has never tasted so good.
Book Synopsis Farting Cupid - the Don't Laugh Challenge Presents: a Fart-Warming Valentines Story | Cupid Brings the Gift of Love, Laughter, and Farts to Valentine's Day by : J. Cox
Download or read book Farting Cupid - the Don't Laugh Challenge Presents: a Fart-Warming Valentines Story | Cupid Brings the Gift of Love, Laughter, and Farts to Valentine's Day written by J. Cox and published by Bacchus Publishing House. This book was released on 2021-01-21 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Cold Beauty Fell in Love with Me by : Nan TianXing
Download or read book Cold Beauty Fell in Love with Me written by Nan TianXing and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2019-10-06 with total page 1041 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Go take a bath first!" The ice goddess ordered. What? They agreed that they would only talk about life, no... Yes, should he do it or not? An omnipotent expert was keeping a low profile all the way, but he was still burdened by love and debt ...
Book Synopsis Fall In Love With Substitute by : Meng Lin
Download or read book Fall In Love With Substitute written by Meng Lin and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 575 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What he needed was a puppet that could be used as a substitute for his beloved woman. What she needed was a backer that she could rely on. He was domineering, arrogant, a devil, a king of both righteousness and evil. She was stubborn, proud, and beautiful, a seductive spirit. As the double became more and more important, as the facts began to distort, how would they develop? Is it mutual benefit? Was it a battle of mutual hatred? Or was it a fake act, with love as an exit, to escape the labyrinth of hatred?
Book Synopsis How Not to Fall in Love, Actually by : Catherine Bennetto
Download or read book How Not to Fall in Love, Actually written by Catherine Bennetto and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-11-28 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious debut for all fans of Mhairi McFarlane and Lisa Owens. The perfect antidote for Valentine's Day! Life is 10% planning, 10% design and 80% totally winging it... Join Emma as she guides you through How Not to become accidentally knocked up at the age of 27, How Not to unceremoniously dump the father of your child, and then How Not to lose the job that (even though you hate it) is the only thing between you and being homeless... Hilarious and heart-warming, How Not to Fall in Love, Actually will make you laugh, make you cry, and will reassure you that perhaps your life is not that bad, actually... What people are saying about How Not to Fall in Love, Actually: ‘A charming, feel-good gem of a debut novel that’s guaranteed to leave you smiling… An honest narrative and a fresh voice to tell it… a great way to spend a lazy afternoon' CultureFly 'A phenomenal cast of characters and some real laugh out loud moments. Brilliant!' Heidi Swain, author of The Cherry Tree Cafe and Mince Pies and Mistletoe at the Christmas Market 'More bubbly than a big glass of champers and just as fun. How Not To Fall In Love, Actually is bright, breezy, and the perfect way to beat back the winter blues' Georgia Clark, author of The Regulars
Book Synopsis Really Stinky Fart Jokes by : U. Stinker
Download or read book Really Stinky Fart Jokes written by U. Stinker and published by Summersdale Pub Limited. This book was released on 2005 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is exactly what you'd imagine it to be from the title. Enjoy!
Book Synopsis Campus Beauty Falls in Love with Me by : Yuan ShiZuiNie
Download or read book Campus Beauty Falls in Love with Me written by Yuan ShiZuiNie and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 614 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was in a desperate situation and had fortuitous encounters. From then on, his life was on the line! His brain was well-developed, equipped with superpowers, photographic memory, and extremely intelligent. The students who were at the bottom in the past had entered the university with the status of top scholar. Singing would allow him to become a Heavenly Emperor's superstar, play basketball would allow him to surpass the Hall of Fame, and play games would allow him to defeat the professional tyrants ... All the way back to the sect, glory and wealth came in one body!
Book Synopsis Freddie The Farting Snowman by : Jane Bexley
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Book Synopsis Till Death Do Us Fart by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Till Death Do Us Fart written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-05-18 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.
Book Synopsis Mr. Lu, Let's Fall in Love by : Yi KeXiaoJiuWo
Download or read book Mr. Lu, Let's Fall in Love written by Yi KeXiaoJiuWo and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 650 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first time they met, Ruan Su thought of her future boss as a bad guy and sent him online. The boss was angered. A letter from a lawyer was enough for her to submit, obediently apologizing and admitting her wrongs. She still had a child to raise, so she couldn't face him head on. She had to hug Lu Jingyan tightly!
Book Synopsis Beautiful Boss Falls in Love with Me by : Cang QiongShuangYing
Download or read book Beautiful Boss Falls in Love with Me written by Cang QiongShuangYing and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-03-21 with total page 812 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Vietnamese blind date group composed of a clothing designer, a contractor, an engineer, a hawker, and a Peasant Workers. As soon as they entered Viet Nam, they were immediately chased and mistakenly entered the forest by the local gangs. How could the top quality handsome Tang Zixuan be turned into an extraordinary Martial Arts Master by a refined clothing designer in a month? The petite and beautiful girlfriend whom he had loved for many years suddenly threw herself into the arms of a rich second generation; the beautiful woman, who was filled with love, was being forced into the forest of a foreign country; the beautiful woman, who was passionate and wise, was being pursued relentlessly; the beautiful woman, who was also beautiful, where was she to go? Was it a fortuitous encounter or a calamity? The plot was thrilling and confusing.
Book Synopsis Falling In Love by : Angelina Martinez
Download or read book Falling In Love written by Angelina Martinez and published by Author House. This book was released on 2013-10 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book has lots of action and adventure. An inspiring boss, named Getgo, helps three secretaries sell car insurance. They worked in the same old office for over thirty years. Their boss, Mr. Getgo, is a fully devoted man with a self-mocking humor. Someone in the organization intends on taking over the old office. There is an enormous car on a mission, and the mission can offer many explosive, hefty rewards. With the help of longtime friends, an alter ego is part of the plan to stop the accomplice.
