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The Essex Joke Book

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Author : Nicholas Knights
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1448132630
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (481 download)

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Download or read book The Essex Joke Book written by Nicholas Knights and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-09-13 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WARNING: This book contains laugh-out-loud jokes about fake tans, vajazzles and all fings Essex Forget the Rolex or the flash car, what you really need in your life to make your friends well jel is The Essex Joke Book. It’s packed full of bling-tastic banter, racy rib-ticklers and gob-smackingly good gags all about Essex Girls and Boys, their tans and tribulations, conquests and cock-ups, and more. How can you tell an Essex Girl has been using her iPad? There’s Tipp-Ex on the screen. What do you call the skeleton of an Essex Boy in a wardrobe? Last year’s hide-and-seek champion. What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? An Essex Girl doing naked cartwheels. An Essex Girl gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. ‘You can go and play with the other kids, you know,’ she says. ‘It’s best I stay here,’ he says. ‘Why?’ asks the Essex Girl. The boy says: ‘Because I’m the f**king goalkeeper.’

The Essex Girl Joke Book

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Author : Ray Leigh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (128 download)

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Download or read book The Essex Girl Joke Book written by Ray Leigh and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes

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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478264644
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (646 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Essex Girl jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Essex Girl Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Essex Girl joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Essex Girl jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Essex Girls wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Essex Girl and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Essex Girl brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Essex Girl who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Essex Girls laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Essex Girls

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Author : Sarah Perry
Publisher : Serpent's Tail
ISBN 13 : 178283821X
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (828 download)

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Download or read book Essex Girls written by Sarah Perry and published by Serpent's Tail. This book was released on 2020-10-01 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Not all Essex girls are party girls. They can be sages, martyrs, leaders. In her neat and provocative little book, Sarah Perry celebrates their courage and vivacity.' Hilary Mantel A defence and celebration of the Essex Girl by the best-selling author of The Essex Serpent Essex Girls are disreputable, disrespectful and disobedient. They speak out of turn, too loudly and too often, in an accent irritating to the ruling classes. Their bodies are hyper-sexualised and irredeemably vulgar. They are given to intricate and voluble squabbling. They do not apologise for any of this. And why should they? In this exhilarating feminist defence of the Essex girl, Sarah Perry re-examines her relationship with her much maligned home county. She summons its most unquiet spirits, from Protestant martyr Rose Allin to the indomitable Abolitionist Anne Knight, sitting them alongside Audre Lorde, Kim Kardashian and Harriet Martineau, and showing us that the Essex girl is not bound by geography. She is a type, representing a very particular kind of female agency, and a very particular kind of disdain: she contains a multitude of women, and it is time to celebrate them.

Love's Sweet Haunting

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Author : Maureen Clarke
Publisher : Hillcrest Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 1938223454
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Love's Sweet Haunting written by Maureen Clarke and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't be afraid of her," old Jim Peterson softly said to Nick Jennings from his room in the nursing home. "She's just waiting for me." Nick has just purchased the Peterson property, a secluded cabin tucked into the Midwest farming landscape, to complete his novel and repair his betrayed heart. Soon after he moves in, Nick discovers that he is sharing his house with the light spirit of Molly Ross, Jim Peterson's lover who died in a car accident over thirty years ago. She lingers, waiting for Jim to join her in death. Love's Sweet Haunting follows Nick as he settles into his haunted haven and resists falling in love again. The depth of Molly and Jim's love is revealed by way of flashbacks induced by unexplained happenings in the house. The heart-wrenching climax confirms that love endures beyond the grave.

The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes

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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609637
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Grave Digger jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Grave Digger joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Grave Digger jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Grave Diggers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Grave Digger and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Grave Digger brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Grave Digger who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Grave Diggers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Essex Girl Jokebook

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Author : Ray Leigh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780552139304
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (393 download)

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Download or read book Essex Girl Jokebook written by Ray Leigh and published by . This book was released on 1991-11-01 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Man Walks Into a Bar 2

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Author : Jonathan Swan
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0091913691
Total Pages : 578 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (919 download)

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Download or read book Man Walks Into a Bar 2 written by Jonathan Swan and published by Random House. This book was released on 2007 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Man Walks Into A Bar 2 is the second volume of the hugely popular joke series. A one-stop shop for anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. The jokes are ordered thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns,

Man Walks Into a Bar

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Author : Stephen Arnott
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 0091897653
Total Pages : 578 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (918 download)

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Download or read book Man Walks Into a Bar written by Stephen Arnott and published by Random House. This book was released on 2004 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Aimed at anyone who likes to hear and tell jokes. This work organises the jokes thematically - wives, husbands, doctors, lawyers, the French, the Germans, jokes about nuns, jokes about monkeys, and more.

Jokes and their Relations to Society

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Author : Christie Davies
Publisher : Walter de Gruyter
ISBN 13 : 3110806142
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Jokes and their Relations to Society written by Christie Davies and published by Walter de Gruyter. This book was released on 2012-10-25 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

100% Essex

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Author : Wendy Roby
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN 13 : 1843176246
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book 100% Essex written by Wendy Roby and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-01-14 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With anecdotes, jokes and quotes about Essex, as well as cheeky tricks and tips on how to act 100% Essex, this is the must-have handbook for all fans of the show and aspiring Essex girls and boys alike.

The JOKE

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Author : Milan Kundera
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006099505X
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book The JOKE written by Milan Kundera and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1993-02-26 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All too often, this brilliant novel of thwarted love and revenge miscarried has been read for its political implications. Now, a quarter century after The Joke was first published and several years after the collapse of the Soviet-imposed Czechoslovak regime, it becomes easier to put such implications into perspective in favor of valuing the book (and all Kundera 's work) as what it truly is: great, stirring literature that sheds new light on the eternal themes of human existence. The present edition provides English-language readers an important further means toward revaluation of The Joke. For reasons he describes in his Author's Note, Milan Kundera devoted much time to creating (with the assistance of his American publisher-editor) a completely revised translation that reflects his original as closely as any translation possibly can: reflects it in its fidelity not only to the words and syntax but also to the characteristic dictions and tonalities of the novel's narrators. The result is nothing less than the restoration of a classic.

The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes

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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478119494
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (194 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Cyclist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Cyclist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Cyclist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Cyclist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Cyclists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Cyclist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Cyclist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Cyclist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Cyclists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Engaging Humor

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Author : Elliott Oring
Publisher : University of Illinois Press
ISBN 13 : 0252092058
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Engaging Humor written by Elliott Oring and published by University of Illinois Press. This book was released on 2010-10-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Exploring the structure, motives, and meanings of humor in everyday life In Engaging Humor, Elliott Oring asks essential questions concerning humorous expression in contemporary society, examining how humor works, why it is employed, and what its messages might be. This provocative book is filled with examples of jokes and riddles that reveal humor to be a meaningful--even significant--form of expression. Oring scrutinizes classic Jewish jokes, frontier humor, racist cartoons, blonde jokes, and Internet humor. He provides alternate ways of thinking about humorous expressions by examining their contexts--not just their contents. He also shows how the incongruity and absurdity essential to the production of laughter can serve serious communicative ends. Engaging Humor examines the thoughts that underlie jokes, the question of racist motivation in ethnic humor, and the use of humor as a commentary on social interaction. The book also explores the relationship between humor and sentimentality and the role of humor in forging national identity. Engaging Humor demonstrates that when analyzed contextually and comparatively, humorous expressions emerge as communications that are startling, intriguing, and profound.

Good Husbandry

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Author : Kristin Kimball
Publisher : Granta Books
ISBN 13 : 1783784695
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (837 download)

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Download or read book Good Husbandry written by Kristin Kimball and published by Granta Books. This book was released on 2019-10-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Kristin Kimball fell in love with a farmer and left behind her life in Manhattan to start a new farm with him in the Adirondacks, she had to learn a lot about farming - and fast. But, it turns out that starting a farm is not as challenging as sustaining it. Over the next five years, as two children are born and more land is acquired, the farm has its ups and downs, but then the downs keep on coming. Kristin's husband gets injured, the weather turns against them, the financial pressures mount. Suddenly, Kristin is facing not only the daily juggle of planting and milking and putting dinner on the table, but bigger questions about the life she has chosen. Is she still a farmer or is she now a farmer's wife? What does the farm need in order to survive? What does a family need in order to thrive? Beautifully written and refreshingly honest, Good Husbandry is about farmers and food, friends and neighbours, love and marriage, birth and death, and about how to grow and harvest the good things in life.

Harry Hill's Whopping Great Joke Book

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Author : Harry Hill
Publisher : Faber & Faber
ISBN 13 : 057124825X
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (712 download)

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Download or read book Harry Hill's Whopping Great Joke Book written by Harry Hill and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2008-11-20 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves jokes so much that he has put together a side-splitting joke book for all the family. Containing Harry's favourite jokes picked from the world's joke archive, it also features jokes written by Harry, including some brand-new ones written specially for this book.

On Humour

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Author : Simon Critchley
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1135199035
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (351 download)

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Download or read book On Humour written by Simon Critchley and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2011-08-26 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fascinating and beautifully written book on what philosophy can tell us about humour and about what it is to be human. It will fascinate and intrigue anyone with a sense of humour.