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Book Synopsis The Dung Beetle Joke Book by : Dr. Wallace D. Campbell
Download or read book The Dung Beetle Joke Book written by Dr. Wallace D. Campbell and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2008-07-23 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Dung Beetle Joke Book is quite simply a book of jokes about dung beetles. Eight and ten year old brothers and their grandfather wrote it. A high school art student illustrated it. The beginning of the book gives the poop about dung beetles. Everything after that is an illustrated one liner. Some examples are: Q: What is a dung beetle’s favorite breakfast food? A: Poop-tarts Q: What is a dung beetle’s favorite candy? A: Lolli-poops Q: What does a dung beetle put on her food? A: Salt and pooper Readers are invited to send their dung beetle jokes to the authors.
Book Synopsis Eat Shit and Die: The Biography of a Dung Beetle by : Benjamin Byrn
Download or read book Eat Shit and Die: The Biography of a Dung Beetle written by Benjamin Byrn and published by Benjamin Byrn. This book was released on 2021-03-10 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is educational and shit... emphasis on the shit. Join Doug the dung beetle on his journey through life, love, and the pursuit of all thinks fecal.
Book Synopsis You're an Animal, Viskovitz by : Alessandro Boffa
Download or read book You're an Animal, Viskovitz written by Alessandro Boffa and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2007-12-18 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this wickedly hilarious collection of fables, Alessandro Boffa introduces us to Viskovitz and his never-ending search for his true love, Ljuba. As he changes from a lovelorn lion to a jealous finch, from a confused dung beetle to an enlightened police dog, Viskovitz embraces his metamorphoses with wry humor and an oftentimes painful sense of self. As an ant, Viskovitz fights his way to the top where his egotism calls on the colony to create a monument to his greatness out of a piece of bread. As a sponge, he is horrified by the inbreeding in his family—“I’m my own mother-in-law!!!”—and yearns for a change in current so he can mate with Ljuba, who lies downstream. As a mantis, he asks his mother what his father was like, only to hear, “Crunchy. A bit salty. High in fiber.” Unfortunately, when he meets Ljuba shortly thereafter, he follows his father’s fate. And as a scorpion, his uncontrollably deadly efficiency meets its match in Ljuba and finds “no way to escape this intolerable, sinister happiness.”
Book Synopsis We Go to the Gallery by : Miriam Elia
Download or read book We Go to the Gallery written by Miriam Elia and published by . This book was released on 2015 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you taken children to a gallery recently? Did you struggle to explain the work to them in plain , simple English? With this new Dung Beetle book, both parents and young children can learn about contemporary art, and understand many of its key themes. Join John and Susan on their exciting journey through the art exhibition, where, with Mummy's help, they will discover the real meaning of all the contemporary art works from empty rooms, to vagina paintings or giant inflatable dogs.
Book Synopsis Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain! by : Scott Adams
Download or read book Stick to Drawing Comics, Monkey Brain! written by Scott Adams and published by Portfolio. This book was released on 2008-09-30 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone knows Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, as the king of workplace humor. His insights into the crazy world of business have long been on display in his hugely popular comic strip and bestselling books like The Dilbert Principle. But there's much more to life than work, and it turns out that the man behind Dogbert and the Pointy-Haired Boss has an equally outrageous take on life outside the cubicle. Adams ventures into uncharted territory in this collection of more than 150 short pieces on everything from lunar real estate to serial killers, not to mention politics, religion, dating, underwear, alien life, and the menace of car singing. He isn't afraid to confront the most pressing questions of our day, such as the pros and cons of toothpaste smuggling, why kangaroos don't drive cars, and whether Jesus would approve of your second iPod.
Book Synopsis Principal's Principles by : Dr. Wallace D. Campbell
Download or read book Principal's Principles written by Dr. Wallace D. Campbell and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-02-18 with total page 55 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author turned his forty-five years of experience in education into a qualitative study about public school administration from the building principal’s perspective. He developed one principal for each year of the study. Each principle is accompanied by a picture relating to that principle. An A-Z listing of his principles follows. 1. A Road Less Traveled Principle 2. Bean Queen Principle 3. Best Friends Principle 4. Big Mamma Principle 5. Consistency Principle 6. Daily Log Principle 7. Drama Principle 8. Dress Code Principle 9. Feature Teacher Principle. 10. Foggy Morning Principle 11. Fundraiser Principle 12. God of the Custodial Arts Principle 13. Bus Driver Principle 14. Great Depression Principle 15. Hair Principle 16. Halloween Principle 17. Haunted Church Principle. 18. Headless Grinch Principle 19. High Five Principle 20. Humor Principle 21. Levy Principle 22. Memory Book Principle 23. Morning Announcements Principle 24. Nativity Principle 25. News Release Principle 26. Oleksandr Kushylun Principle 27. Picture Principle 28. Poetry Garden Principle. 29. Polar Bear Principle 30. Principal’s Advisory Principle 31. Remembrance Principle 32. Renaissance Principle 33. Salad Line Principle 34. See You at the Pole Principle 35. Senior/Freshman Principle 36. Senior Mural Principle 37. Sportsmanship Principle 38. Staff Photo Principle 39. Staff Talent Principle 40. Student of the Month Principle 41. Tractor Principle 42. Tradition Principle 43. Traffic Cop Principle 44. Weed Walk Principle 45. Z-Prayer Principle
Book Synopsis Jokes about Bugs by : Judy A. Winter
Download or read book Jokes about Bugs written by Judy A. Winter and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2010-07 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Simple text and photographs present jokes about bugs.
Book Synopsis Doug the Dung Beetle by : Rebecca Johnson
Download or read book Doug the Dung Beetle written by Rebecca Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Through engaging images and a witty story, this DOUG THE DUNG BEETLE story book teaches children about the needs and environments of the dung beetle. The Steve Parish Kids story book series includes: A glossary of technical or tricky words. Factual information about the native bee. A fact-file of the native bee's lifecycle. Two free downloadable worksheets. Australian Science Curriculum links. Stunning Australian photography.
Book Synopsis Julius Zebra Joke Book Jamboree by : Gary Northfield Gary
Download or read book Julius Zebra Joke Book Jamboree written by Gary Northfield Gary and published by . This book was released on 2019-06 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Champion of Rome returns, with the champion of all Joke Books! Brimming with brazenly bonkers and clever jokes, this is the ideal handbook for kids with a budding comedic talent (and an essential guidebook for those without...). This new addition to the Julius Zebra collection features jokes from all Julius and his friends' adventures in Ancient Rome. Egypt, Britain and Greece. What's a crocodile's favourite card game? SNAP! Have you read Make your own Togas? It's by Lucy Lastic.
Book Synopsis Battle of the Beetles (Beetle Trilogy, Book 3) by : M. G. Leonard
Download or read book Battle of the Beetles (Beetle Trilogy, Book 3) written by M. G. Leonard and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2019-03-26 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Darkus and his friends continue their unforgettable adventure in this final installment of the Beetle Boy trilogy. The final installment in the Beetle Boy trilogy!Cruel beetle fashionista Lucretia Cutter is still at large with her yellow ladybird spies. And now that she's brainwashed Darkus's father to stay by her side -- he, Virginia, and Bertolt are determined to stop her... once and for all. The final installment in the Beetle trilogy flies readers to Lucretia's secret Biome hidden in the Amazon rain forest. If they can't stop Lucretia, she will release her hoard of giant Frankenstein beetles, and the planet will never be the same again...Hope rests on an army of beetles and three determined children. Can Darkus and his friends, human and beetle alike, find it before it's too late?
Book Synopsis How to Look After Your Dinosaur by : Jason Cockcroft
Download or read book How to Look After Your Dinosaur written by Jason Cockcroft and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A charming, tongue-in-cheek book for dinosaur lovers young and old. This paperback edition comes with a free audio reading.
Book Synopsis Witch and Wombat by : Carolyn Cushman
Download or read book Witch and Wombat written by Carolyn Cushman and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2009-09-26 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magic realm is set on a collision course with wackiness when a witch and her wombat sidekick guide an assortment of tourists from the mortal world through an enchanted forest they think is merely a high-tech amusement park.
Book Synopsis What Do They Do with All That Poo? by : Jane Kurtz
Download or read book What Do They Do with All That Poo? written by Jane Kurtz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out what happens to all of the poo at the zoo in this funny and factual picture book! There are so many different kinds of animals at the zoo, and they each make lots and lots (and sometimes LOTS!) of poo. So what do zoos do with all of that poo? This zany, fact-filled romp explores zoo poo, from cube-shaped wombat poo to white hyena scat, and all of the places it ends up, including in science labs and elephant-poo paper—even backyard gardens!
Book Synopsis Miss Benson's Beetle by : Rachel Joyce
Download or read book Miss Benson's Beetle written by Rachel Joyce and published by Bond Street Books. This book was released on 2020-11-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This instant New York Times bestseller is the unforgettable, funny and charming story of a marvelous adventure and unexpected female friendship, from the author of The Unlikely Pilgrimage of Harold Fry. It is 1950. In a moment of madness Margery Benson abandons her sensible job and advertises for an assistant to accompany her on an expedition. She is going to travel to the other side of the world to search for a beetle that may or may not exist. Enid Pretty, in pink hat and pompom sandals, is not the companion she had in mind. But together they will find themselves drawn into an adventure that exceeds all expectations. They must risk everything and break all the rules, but at the top of a red mountain they will discover their best selves. This is a story that is less about what can be found than the belief it might be found. It is an intoxicating adventure story, but it is also about what it means to be a woman and a tender exploration of a friendship that defies all boundaries.
Book Synopsis Absolute Zero Gravity by : Betsy Devine
Download or read book Absolute Zero Gravity written by Betsy Devine and published by Touchstone. This book was released on 1992 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Pyramids written by Terry Pratchett and published by Random House. This book was released on 2004 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It isn't easy being a teenage pharaoh, having to deal with assassins, sphinxes, mad high priests, gods, sacred crocodiles and marching mummies. And all you really want is the chance to do something for young people and the inner cities.
Book Synopsis Diary of Edward the Hamster 1990-1990 by : Miriam Elia
Download or read book Diary of Edward the Hamster 1990-1990 written by Miriam Elia and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-09-26 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The darkly comic musings of a deeply thoughtful rodent—the perfect gift for pet lovers and anguished existentialists of all ages. Edward is a hamster—yet he contains multitudes. Trapped in a cage with a wheel that taunts him with its meaninglessness, Edward records the existential ennui that is the sum of his short life. His diary is an extraordinary work, filled with profound meditations on the nature of captivity, the emptiness of life, and the irrational will to live. This dark, pithy, irresistibly witty diary, with illustrations by acclaimed artist Miriam Elia, makes the perfect gift for anyone on your holiday list. It won’t take long before readers recognize that Edward is not just a hamster—he is a state of mind. This irreverant, illustrated gift book is perfect for: • White elephant gifts • Gag gifts • Funny gifts • Gifts for coworkers • Office gifts • Gifts for men • Gifts for women
