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The Devil's Hairball

Author : Peter Caffrey
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781794090699
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book The Devil's Hairball written by Peter Caffrey and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-02 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Victor Holycross commits an act of heinous sacrilege at the Festival of the Blessed Virgin, he unwittingly brings forth a curse that transforms his wife and daughter into living hair balls. To seek absolution and lift the hairy plague, a penance is given: the recovery of stolen religious relics. With a time frame of forty days and forty nights and a bicycle as his sole form of transport, Victor finds himself helped (and often hindered) by a one-legged whore, a talking dog with strange sexual proclivities and an attack-nun. Thrust into a maelstrom of demonic confrontations, unholy alliances and duplicitous relationships, he soon discovers that the world is a darker place than he anticipated. The Devil's Hairball is an absurdist journey through a bizarro landscape, riddled with black humour, twisted characters and an unhealthy serving of spite and malice. "One of the most bizarre story ideas I have come across in recent years." Jim Mcleod - Gingernuts of Horror "Improper. That's how to sum up Peter Caffrey's raucous horror/comedy The Devil's Hairball ... dirty humour drips from every page." Kendall Reviews

Hair Ball from Outer Space

Author : Kirk Scroggs
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 031606890X
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Book Synopsis Hair Ball from Outer Space by : Kirk Scroggs

Download or read book Hair Ball from Outer Space written by Kirk Scroggs and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-02-28 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This kooky, creature-crammed romp for early readers keeps the pages turning with pictures--and laughs--on every page. In HAIRBALL FROM OUTER SPACE!, could Gramma really be brainwashed by aliens who want to take over the planet with fast food joints--serving dishes made from the good people of Gingham County? Wiley and Grampa, to the rescue!

The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie

Author : Alan Bradley
Publisher : Random House Digital, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0553840762
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (538 download)

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Book Synopsis The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie by : Alan Bradley

Download or read book The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie written by Alan Bradley and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-01-20 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is the summer of 1950 - and at the once-grand mansion of Buckshaw, young Flavia de Luce, an aspiring chemist with a passion for poison, is intrigued by a series of inexplicable events: A dead bird is found on the doorstep, a postage stamp bizarrely pinned to its beak. Then, hours later, Flavia finds an man lying in the cucumber patch and watches him as he takes his dying breath. For Flavia, who is both appalled and delighted, life begings in earnest when murder comes to Buckshaw. "This was by far the most interesting thing that had ever happened to me in my entire life."

The Devil’S Daughters

Author : Frank Roselli
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1984550691
Total Pages : 943 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book The Devil’S Daughters written by Frank Roselli and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2018-09-12 with total page 943 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devils Daughters is the story of two sisters who were born in the late eighteen hundredths. They are Siamese twins, and they suffer from large tumors that cover their entire body. The girls grow up in a large mansion as their folks are the wealthiest in town. Their mother, Patricia, is kind and loving. But their father is a cold-blooded alcoholic, and he abuses them every chance he gets. Locking them away in the attic because of the way they look, he keeps them chained to the floor. Their names are Agatha and Greta Winters, and they are very intelligent for their age. The dark fairy tale is a constant struggle for them as their mother tries her best to keep them from becoming monsters like their father. He, on the other hand, wants to destroy any chance they have for a normal life. The question is, Will they ever defeat their tyrant father and escape the attic where they are imprisoned?

The Rainbreaker

Author : Steve Simon
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595882722
Total Pages : 143 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (958 download)

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Download or read book The Rainbreaker written by Steve Simon and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-07-02 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You just watched the 6 o'clock news. Now ask yourself, "When is God going to throw in the towel?" God came close once before: The Flood of Genesis. And John, in the last book of the Bible, wrote the newscast for the Armageddon. So where do we stand right now? Steve Simon doesn't presume to know. After all, he's an agnostic. But he does choose to believe in God. However, he's losing his faith in man. On the other hand, he hasn't lost his sense of humor and he has a cat to guide him through the hard times. Makes sense. The Rainbreaker is a fable that attacks some tough moral issues with a lot of good-natured fun. Lest you think that the author is poking fun at God, rest assured. God always comes out on top. It's "stupid human tricks" (such as the failure of nearly all human institutions) that convince Steve Simon that God will not destroy the world but simply replace humans with animals. Or something like that. Adults who've enjoyed "Marley & Me" and the satire of Amrose Bierce, P.J. O'Rourke, and Chris Buckley will laugh out loud at this genre-bender with a message.

The Devil's Panties Volume 2

Author : Jennie Breeden
Publisher : The Devil's Panties
ISBN 13 : 0983286027
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (832 download)

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Download or read book The Devil's Panties Volume 2 written by Jennie Breeden and published by The Devil's Panties. This book was released on with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Devil's Panties is not, in fact, satanic porn. It's an autobiographical comic strip about a girl in flame boots who works at a comic shop while dreaming of being a successful comic artist. As Jennie starts getting traction on her dream, Nigel the Pirate enters her world and shows her the ropes, slopes and gropes of convention life. However as things start to go awry, her conscience summons supernatural "help" from on high and down low. Little did Jen know that they would overstay their welcome.

The Buckshaw Chronicles 3-eBook Bundle

Author : Alan Bradley
Publisher : Anchor Canada
ISBN 13 : 0385678894
Total Pages : 832 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (856 download)

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Download or read book The Buckshaw Chronicles 3-eBook Bundle written by Alan Bradley and published by Anchor Canada. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 832 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Buckshaw Chronicles, Volume 1, brings together under one spine the bestselling The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie, The Weed That Strings the Hangman's Bag, and A Red Herring Without Mustard. Follow our precocious amateur detective with a passion for poison as she investigates the death of a man in her very own backyard's cucumber patch, goes behind the scenes of a puppet show to find out who wanted the puppet master dead, and as she looks into the crystal ball to find out why corpse after corpse is being found in Bishop's Lacey. Flavia is a completely enchanting character, and Alan Bradley a masterful writer. Join the adventures!

Pointy Teeth

Author : Joseph Flynn
Publisher : Stray Dog Press Inc
ISBN 13 : 0976417073
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (764 download)

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Download or read book Pointy Teeth written by Joseph Flynn and published by Stray Dog Press Inc. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 12 short stories about people facing unusual problems and sometimes pointy teeth. A formerly hard-drinking newsman matches wits with the devil. A man buys a mansion haunted by the ghost of his ex-wife. A small town police chief with big-city experience has to find a way to stop a punk who likes to speed through a school zone. A good Samaritan who helps a Hollywood actress finds he has to deal with her stalker. A middle-aged woman has to cope with a husband who falls in love with a picture taken of her when she was 19. Read these stories and seven more.

The Flavia de Luce Series 6-Book Bundle

Author : Alan Bradley
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 0812987845
Total Pages : 1935 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (129 download)

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Book Synopsis The Flavia de Luce Series 6-Book Bundle by : Alan Bradley

Download or read book The Flavia de Luce Series 6-Book Bundle written by Alan Bradley and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2015-03-10 with total page 1935 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New York Times bestselling author Alan Bradley is a master of the British cozy mystery, and in Flavia de Luce, he has created a wickedly clever and intrepid young sleuth, hailed as “one of the most remarkable creations in recent literature” (USA Today). Now readers can follow the captivating Flavia as she stirs up trouble to solve the most confounding of crimes in this six-volume eBook bundle: THE SWEETNESS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PIE THE WEED THAT STRINGS THE HANGMAN’S BAG A RED HERRING WITHOUT MUSTARD I AM HALF-SICK OF SHADOWS SPEAKING FROM AMONG THE BONES THE DEAD IN THEIR VAULTED ARCHES Also includes an excerpt from Alan Bradley’s seventh Flavia de Luce novel, As Chimney Sweepers Come to Dust. It is the summer of 1950—and a series of inexplicable events has struck Buckshaw, the decaying English mansion that Flavia’s family calls home. A dead bird is found on the doorstep, a postage stamp bizarrely pinned to its beak. Hours later, Flavia finds a man lying in the cucumber patch and watches as he takes his dying breath. For the appalled and delighted Flavia, an aspiring chemist with a passion for poison, life begins in earnest when murder comes to Buckshaw. Her investigation is the stuff of science: full of possibilities, contradictions, and connections. “I wish I could say I was afraid, but I wasn’t. Quite the contrary. This was by far the most interesting thing that had ever happened to me in my entire life.” Praise for the Flavia de Luce series, winners of the Crime Writers’ Association Debut Dagger Award, Barry Award, Agatha Award, Macavity Award, Dilys Winn Award, and Arthur Ellis Award “One of the most remarkable creations in recent literature . . . Every Flavia de Luce novel is a reason to celebrate.”—USA Today “Part Harriet the Spy, part Violet Baudelaire from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events, Flavia is a pert and macabre pragmatist.”—The New York Times Book Review “Think preteen Nancy Drew, only savvier.”—Entertainment Weekly “This idiosyncratic young heroine continues to charm.”—The Wall Street Journal “Delightful . . . a combination of Eloise and Sherlock Holmes.”—The Boston Globe “The most intrepid and charming adolescent chemist/detective/busybody in all of rural, post–World War II England.”—The Seattle Times

Lights, Camera, Hairballs!

Author : Jim Davis
Publisher : Ballantine Group
ISBN 13 : 034554465X
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book Lights, Camera, Hairballs! written by Jim Davis and published by Ballantine Group. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Break Out the Popcorn . . . It’s Showtime! Grab a seat and join Garfield as he takes a madcap look at movies—including his own—in this big, fat, hairy homage to films. This festival of fun features spoofs, reviews, trivia, and a blockbuster assortment of quips, tips, and comic strips!

The Devil's Engine: Hellfighters

Author : Alexander Gordon Smith
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 0374301727
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (743 download)

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Download or read book The Devil's Engine: Hellfighters written by Alexander Gordon Smith and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2016-11 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Alexander Gordon Smith, "the Stephen King of YA horror" (The Book Zone), the explosive second book in the Devil's Engine trilogy.

Magnificent Lizzie Brown and the Devil's Hound

Author : Vicki Lockwood
Publisher : Raintree
ISBN 13 : 1782020691
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (82 download)

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Book Synopsis Magnificent Lizzie Brown and the Devil's Hound by : Vicki Lockwood

Download or read book Magnificent Lizzie Brown and the Devil's Hound written by Vicki Lockwood and published by Raintree. This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In rural Bethnal Green, Lizzie Brown takes pity on a couple of drunks and gives them a free palm reading. However, she is horrified when she has a vision of one of the pair meeting a great danger in a graveyard at midnight. She sees a huge black hound with flashing eyes mauling him. Lizzie and the Penny Gaff Gang track down the dog, who belongs to a ruthless team of professional grave robbers. It's up to the gang to expose their vile trade before they strike again.

The Hunt Ball

Author : Rita Mae Brown
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345465504
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (454 download)

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Download or read book The Hunt Ball written by Rita Mae Brown and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2006-09-26 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A rich, atmospheric murder mystery . . . rife with love, scandal . . . redemption, greed and nobility,” raved the San Jose Mercury News about Outfoxed, Rita Mae Brown’s first foxhunting masterpiece. In The Hunt Ball, the latest novel in this popular series, all the ingredients Brown’s readers love are abundantly present: richness of character and landscape, the thrill of the hunt, and the chill of violence. The trouble begins at Custis Hall, an exclusive girls’ school in Virginia that has gloried in its good name for nearly two hundred years. At first, the outcry is a mere tempest in a silver teapot–a small group of students protesting the school’s exhibit of antique household objects crafted by slaves–and headmistress Charlotte Norton quells the ruckus easily. But when one of the two hanging corpses ornamenting the students’ Halloween dance turns out to be real–the body of the school’s talented fund-raiser, in fact–Charlotte and the entire community are stunned. Everyone liked Al Perez, or so it seemed, yet his murder was particularly unpleasant. Even “Sister” Jane Arnold, master of the Jefferson Hunt Club, beloved by man and beast, is at a loss, although she knows better than anyone where the bodies are buried in this community of land-grant families and new-money settlers. Aided and abetted by foxes and owls, cats and hounds, Sister picks up a scent that leads her in a most unwelcome direction: straight to the heart of the foxhunting crowd. The chase is on, not only for foxes but also for a deadly human predator. No one has created a fictional paradise more delightful than the rolling hills of Rita Mae Brown’s Virginia countryside, or has more charmingly captured the rituals of the hunt. No one understands human and animal nature more deeply. The Hunt Ball combines a rounded, welcoming world with an edge of unforgettable white-knuckled menace.

The Devil Delivered and Other Tales

Author : Steven Erikson
Publisher : Tor Books
ISBN 13 : 1466803894
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book The Devil Delivered and Other Tales written by Steven Erikson and published by Tor Books. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Steven Erikson has carved a name for himself among the pantheon of great fantasy writers. But his masterful storytelling and prose style go beyond the awe-inspiring Malazan world. In The Devil Delivered and Other Tales, Erikson tells three different, but captivating stories: "The Devil Delivered" tells a story set within the near future, where the land owned by the great Lakota Nation blisters beneath an ozone hole the size of the Great Plains. As the natural world falls victim to its wrath, and scientists scramble to understand it, a lone anthropologist wanders the deadlands, recording observations that threaten to bring the entire world to its knees. "Revolvo" takes place in an alternate Earth where evolution took an interesting turn and the arts scene is ruled by technocrats who thrive in a secret, nepotistic society of granting agencies, bursaries, and peer-review boards, all designed to permit self-proclaimed artists to survive without an audience. "Fishin' with Grandma Matchie" is told in the voice a nine-year-old boy, writing the story of his summer vacation. What starts as a typical recount of a trip to see Grandma quickly becomes a stunning fantastical journey into imagination and perception in the wild world that Grandma Matchie inhabits. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

A Killer Midlife

Author : Lia Davis
Publisher : Davis Raynes Publishing Group, LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book A Killer Midlife written by Lia Davis and published by Davis Raynes Publishing Group, LLC. This book was released on 2023-03-29 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Necromancer-witch hybrid Ava Harper has accomplished many things in the year since moving back home to Shipton Harbor. She’s checking things off a bucket list she never knew she had. Met—and started dating—a hot cop Caught a murderer. More than once. Sent a couple of lunatics to Hades with the help of her devilish neighbor. Visited Paris. Saved a bunch of shifter kids. Animated her cat’s girlfriend. Sold her old house and found closure. Discovered her aunt’s ghost. Saved her mother’s ghost from a dark evil blob. The list goes on and seems to be never ending. Now Ava is faced with a new entity to deal with. Faeries! Who knew? They’ve dropped a bombshell on Ava and her best friend Olivia. While they come to terms with all the insanity their lives have thrown their way, Ava gets more news from her mother. Mommy dearest learned some interesting and relevant information while in the Inbetween. She has news about Ava’s father that will change the course of Ava’s life and take her down another new, exciting path. Will this new thread in Ava’s life prove to be more dangerous than she could’ve dreamed of? Maybe. But it’s more likely that the truth about her father will be killer.

The First Book of Calamity Leek

Author : Paula Lichtarowicz
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1250087910
Total Pages : 253 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The First Book of Calamity Leek written by Paula Lichtarowicz and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "WONDERFULLY STRANGE." --Mark Haddon A beguiling, irresistibly immersive debut novel about sixteen sisters in a walled garden, and what happens to their carefully constructed world when one girl starts asking questions about life outside. Fourteen-year-old Calamity Leek and her sisters spend their days tending white roses and memorizing the lessons in Aunty’s Appendix, a multi-volume compendium of show tunes, beauty regimens, and twisted creation myths. Calamity knows the Appendix front to back, and she is Aunty’s favorite, destined for particular greatness. But when her restless sister Truly Polperro gets too curious about life beyond their Wall of Safekeeping, she cracks Calamity’s world wide open. Calamity needs a new book. And she will have to write it herself. With formidable imagination and brilliant strangeness, Paula Lichtarowicz's The First Book of Calamity Leek draws on fairytales and doublespeak to tell a story both classic and keenly modern. Calamity, fearless and wrenching, leads us to question the stories we ourselves live by.

Unbelievers

Author : Stevie Reno
Publisher : Booktango
ISBN 13 : 1468956191
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (689 download)

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Download or read book Unbelievers written by Stevie Reno and published by Booktango. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life has its consequences. After repeated warning, certain people find themselves in the most unexpected place...after death.