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Publisher : Briana Blair
ISBN 13 : 1105189864
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (51 download)
Download or read book The Creative Insult Handbook written by and published by Briana Blair. This book was released on with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher : Skyhorse
ISBN 13 : 9781634503808
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (38 download)
Download or read book The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2015-11-03 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book on the art of the insult is back and it’s more blasphemous than ever. Author and snark connoisseur Lawrence Dorfman does his absolute worst, dishing out hundreds of clever insults for all situations and occasions. From careful instructions on how and when to throw a verbal punch to an expertly curated collection of the best insults in history, this uproarious little book has everything you need to become the ultimate slanderer. Every page is packed with delightfully mean one-liners for swiftly scorning your foes: “You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.” “You started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.” “His men would follow him anywhere but it was only out of morbid curiosity.” “Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.” “You fill a much-needed gap.” Complete with charming black and white drawings that complement the book’s verbal spars, The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition proves that the pen truly is mightier than the sword, and will ensure you’re never again without the perfect quip or comeback.
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Publisher : Briana Blair
ISBN 13 : 1300062258
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)
Download or read book The Geeky Insults Handbook - 101 Geeky and Nerdy Insults written by and published by Briana Blair. This book was released on with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1628731869
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (287 download)
Download or read book The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-10-13 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book on the art of the insult is back and it’s more blasphemous than ever. Author and snark connoisseur Lawrence Dorfman does his absolute worst, dishing out hundreds of clever insults for all situations and occasions. From careful instructions on how and when to throw a verbal punch to an expertly curated collection of the best insults in history, this uproarious little book has everything you need to become the ultimate slanderer. Every page is packed with delightfully mean one-liners for swiftly scorning your foes: “You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.” “You started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.” “His men would follow him anywhere but it was only out of morbid curiosity.” “Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.” “You fill a much-needed gap.” Complete with charming black and white drawings that complement the book’s verbal spars, The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition proves that the pen truly is mightier than the sword, and will ensure you’re never again without the perfect quip or comeback.
Author : Birdy Jones
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781979305358
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (53 download)
Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook written by Birdy Jones and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WELCOME TO THE NEW FULL-COLOR EDITION! We are pleased to inform you that in October 2017 this book was magically refreshed and improved. Please find enclosed a list of all second-edition updates: full-color illustrations, additional pages including "Tricks and Treats for Magical Bullies," and wicked new insults! Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Wicked Wizards And Witches In Your Life is the book for you! NOTE: This is a picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences. This book is NOT affiliated in any way with any other official or unofficial Harry Potter book.
Author : French Press
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (913 download)
Download or read book How to Never Say F*ck Again written by French Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fun and participative little book with journaling pages, games and creative vocabulary to elevate your insults. With this, you'll become an insult master ! Included : Victorian terms, french best insults, medieval french best curse words... Have fun and baffle and amaze your friends !
Author : Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1628734922
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (287 download)
Download or read book The Illustrated Dictionary of Snark written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-09-01 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do Dorothy Parker, Groucho Marx, H. L. Mencken, Oscar Wilde, Robert Benchley, George Bernard Shaw, Jules Feiffer, Bill Hicks, Bill Maher, Phyllis Diller, Édith Piaf, W. C. Fields, Mark Twain, Voltaire, Charles Bukowski, and countless others have in common? Not a thing, other than each was a brilliantly snarky wit and all are included in this compendium of the original snark handbooks. Hear wit, sarcasm, and offhanded comments from: The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring The Snark Handbook: Insult Edition The Snark Handbook: Sex Edition Snark! The Herald Angels Sing The Snark Handbook: Politics and Government Edition The Snark Handbook: Clichés Edition The Snark Handbook: Parenting Edition Isn’t that enough!?!? A minor literary success (beloved by both minors and miners), the snark handbooks have cemented their position in the literary world, high atop toilet seats everywhere. Now in one great big edition, this lofty tome promises to fulfill the need to chuckle, guffaw, titter, groan, and belly laugh as readers dip in and out of the great minds in literature, comedy, movies, music, and more. Proceed with caution.
Author : Hugo Elena
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789403691831
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (918 download)
Download or read book Unpleasant Nonsense written by Hugo Elena and published by . This book was released on 2023-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unpleasant nonsense: Creative Insults - 100 pages of never-before-heard insults and swear words!
Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Magpie
ISBN 13 : 1780333358
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (83 download)
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Insults written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Magpie. This book was released on 2011-08-18 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A brilliant collection of insults and sharp retorts for every situation. Includes studied insults, wry putdowns, literary, political, and dramatic rebukes, playground insults, barbs and jibes. The perfect resource for responding to life's slings and arrows with humour and satisfying venom.
Author : Nick Casanova
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595608248
Total Pages : 200 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (956 download)
Download or read book The Machiavellian's Guide to Insults written by Nick Casanova and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-06-23 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wanted to lash out at someone but lacked the appropriate putdown? The Machiavellian's Guide to Insults takes a humorous approach to dealing with such annoying personalities as the drama queen, the wealth flaunter, the self-proclaimed brain, the temperamental twit, and the talkaholic. Recommended insults range from the subtle and seemingly unintended to the outright declaration of war. Both have a place in your arsenal. Had Machiavelli written a book on insults, this is the book he would have written. He would have suggested calmly wounding your enemy with a tailor made barb without coming across as if you've been wounded yourself. Often the best putdown is a comment which seems on the surface to be well intentioned. And ham-handed attempts to relate or sympathize can be the most effective ways of underlining your opponent's weaknesses. These are far more humiliating than any angry outburst could ever be. Learn how to eviscerate the proud homeowner, the would-be tough guy, the bully, the boastful parent, the second guesser, and many others. Machiavelli would also have suggested having these insults ready beforehand, since, despite the old clich, revenge tastes best when it is a dish served piping hot.
Author : Todd Strasser
Publisher : Whistlestop
ISBN 13 : 9780816741281
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (412 download)
Download or read book The Kids' Book of Insults written by Todd Strasser and published by Whistlestop. This book was released on 1996-10 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find out how to "dis" the gang and slam back witty comebacks-- and tickle their funny bones at the same time
Author : Michelle Lovric
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781556525148
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (251 download)
Download or read book The Insult & Curse Book written by Michelle Lovric and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Insult & Curse Book celebrates creative, famous, and traditional defamatory language and includes 20 stickers.
Author : Happy Bear Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (281 download)
Download or read book Coloring Book Of British Insults written by Happy Bear Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-19 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coloring book of British insults: a funny gift for relaxation and creative cuss word ideas There is nothing more elegant than a good British stinging insult. This book combines relaxation through coloring and the beauty of a great put-down. Could be very useful when speaking to those annoying people in your life. The book is designed to appeal to all levels of knowledge-thirsty colorists, from beginners to more advanced. We hope you will feel more relaxed and ready to battle after completing some of the pages. The book contains: 40 pages in total 19 different beautiful mandala type designs with fun British insults All patterns are different Each design is blank at the back to avoid bleed through Soft Matt Cover Great gift idea
Author : Books Gill
Publisher : Gill & Company
ISBN 13 : 9780717183098
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (83 download)
Download or read book The Irish Insult Generator written by Books Gill and published by Gill & Company. This book was released on 2018-11-09 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have the craic while creating over 6 million uniquely Irish insults to mock the eejits in your life without causing ructions Has an awful shitehawk ever tried to get smart with ye? Is some useless yoke always wrecking your head? Ever wanted to eat the head off some miserable dosser? With The Irish Insult Generator under your oxter, you'll be effin' and blindin' with the best of them in no time! This gas flipbook lets you mix and match uniquely Irish insults, so the next time some awful gombeen annoys you, you can send them on their bike before you lose the
Author : Lawrence Dorfman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510723277
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book The Sarcasm Handbook written by Lawrence Dorfman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the bestselling Snark series comes the premiere guide to satire, sneering, jeering, and mockery in their finest forms. A surviving knight of many a verbal joust, Larry Dorfman has become an expert at backhanded sass and cathartic banter. Featuring life lessons from the master himself, as well as quotes and quips by some of history’s sarcastic greats, The Sarcasm Handbook teaches readers how to deflect stupidity and express their inner dissatisfaction with a keen sensibility, hushing subtlety, and wisecrack wit. Included in these invaluable teachings are chapters on achieving the right tone, sarcastic bastards in history, as well as scenarios depicting some of the greatest moments in sarcasm. So pick up your copy today and start learning the art of disparagement through passive aggressiveness!
Author : Brook Lundy
Publisher : Sterling
ISBN 13 : 9781402780509
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (85 download)
Download or read book You'll Love This Book as Much as You Hate Your Job written by Brook Lundy and published by Sterling. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instead of tearing out your hair from 9 to 5, just tear out one of these 45 irreverent postcards from the twisted minds at someecards. No matter what you hate about your job and your coworkers--from Friday afternoon meetings to the awkwardness of that sexual harassment suit--there's a card that expresses your feelings professionally.
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Publisher : Skyhorse
ISBN 13 : 1632201291
Total Pages : 263 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (322 download)
Download or read book The Snark Bible written by and published by Skyhorse. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom that’s sure to change your life—or at least induce a light chuckle. One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark. “She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.” —Jonathan Swift “Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.” —P. G. Wodehouse “He’s a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.” —Tom Waits “They hardly make ’em like him anymore—but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.” —Hunter S. Thompson “He has a Teflon brain . . . nothing sticks” —Lily Tomlin “He has no more backbone than a chocolate éclair.” —Theodore Roosevelt Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile that’s saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!
