Author : Bruce R. Long
Publisher : Bruce Long
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 380 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Book Synopsis The Chronicles of Xeo Woolfe: The Portal of the Overhackers by : Bruce R. Long
Download or read book The Chronicles of Xeo Woolfe: The Portal of the Overhackers written by Bruce R. Long and published by Bruce Long. This book was released on 2024-07-26 with total page 380 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An octopus burger, though tasty, is an intolerable obscenity and an offence against all that is decent. The existence of an octopus burger franchise in one's neighborhood indicates that locals know what tastes good but are also unenlightened, nasty, brutish, and short on manners. - Commander Xeo Woolfe, Intergalactic Pest Control Mission Join Xeo Woolfe, Gunnery Sergeant Josephine Flowars, astroxenobiologist Fabble Shizzle Tomp-Werd, tactician Avidile Lihuntingtong, spectral ninja-boarder Exocetia Trandrews, and space philosopher Bertlevex Buddlezump as they roast infested globes, pop problem planets, show kindness to ugly, irritated macro-hazards, and navigate a universe full of unidentified weird things of the second and third order. Will Xeo be able to negotiate his relatonship with his new genius dominatrix boss Pummela Gummleflog? Can he evade his Old-Earth family, the Old Earth clan Foodie-House Octoburger? What is the mysterious portal outside of Bingler City? Why is twelve-year-old gamer-girl Rimbly 'Rampoke' Postlexing so dangerous, and what in the vargal void do her parents think they're doing? Read to find out whether these questions have anything but post-postmodern answers, and try not to laugh!
