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Book Synopsis The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big, Fat South African Kiddies' Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-10-01 with total page 364 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book that will tickle the funny bone of all South African children, both young and old. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book contains jokes of all shapes and sizes, from knock-knock jokes to one-liners and old-time classics. There are short jokes, and longer jokes, and questions and silly answers. There are animals that can talk, children who outfox grown-ups, jokes about teachers and learners, sport and computers, the precious (and hilarious) things children say, and much, much more. The Big, Fat South African Kiddies’ Joke Book is guaranteed to put a big smile on every child’s dial, whether they are seven or seventy!
Book Synopsis The Big Fat South African Joke Book by :
Download or read book The Big Fat South African Joke Book written by and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2012-03-12 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Koos is sitting in a bar. Each time he orders a drink he takes out his wallet, removes a photograph and stares at it. ‘Who’s the photo of?’ asks the barman, serving Koos his eighth Klippies and Coke. ‘My wife. When she starts to look pretty I’ll know I’ve had enough.’ What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead rugby referee in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. WARNING: Not for the faint-hearted or Mother Grundys of this world! Politically incorrect, irreverent and laugh-out-loud funny, The Big Fat South African Joke Book covers a range of topics close to every South African’s heart: from Patricia Lewis to Robert Mugabe; from rugby referees to Kamp Staaldraad; from picking up chicks to marriage; from infidelity to divorce; from Little Bongani to Little Koos and Little Gertruide; from school days to Varsity; and from the mouth of babes to the Pearly Gates of Heaven. These and many other jokes will tickle your funny bone and keep you chuckling for hours.
Book Synopsis The Big, Fat, Smelly Ogre by : Gillian Johnson
Download or read book The Big, Fat, Smelly Ogre written by Gillian Johnson and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frank the ogre has come to Monster Hospital with a tummy ache because he ate two nasty kids for breakfast. The four naughtiest children in the school are recruited by the mysterious Sister Winifred to be his doctors. Can these not-exactly friends help Frank without getting gobbled up or suffocating from the stupendous stink? It takes a monster to know a monster ... And read more stories in the Monster Hospital series by the acclaimed author-illustrator of the THORA books.
Book Synopsis Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book by : Richard McCourt
Download or read book Dick and Dom's Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-03-13 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi
Book Synopsis Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book by : Jim Davis
Download or read book Garfield Big Fat Hairy Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Random House Worlds. This book was released on 1993-12-29 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh from the funny papers, here is Garfield, all-around jokester. In this hilarious book, you'll find jokes of all shapes, species, and sizes. There are jokes about food and eating, other pets, Garfield and his pals, and knock-knocks, of course. So get ready to laugh out loud at humor told the Garfield way.
Book Synopsis Junie B. Jones #3: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth by : Barbara Park
Download or read book Junie B. Jones #3: Junie B. Jones and Her Big Fat Mouth written by Barbara Park and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1993-08-24 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold! Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B.’s having a rough week. First she got punishment for shooting off her mouth in kindergarten. And now she’s in big trouble again! ’Cause Monday is Job Day, and Junie B. told her class that she’s got the bestest job of all. Only, what the heck is it? USA Today: “Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.” Publishers Weekly: “Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.” Kirkus Reviews: “Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.” Time: “Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
Download or read book Whiff! written by Ian Whybrow and published by Corgi. This book was released on 1999 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Garfield's Big Fat Holiday Joke Book by : Jim Davis
Download or read book Garfield's Big Fat Holiday Joke Book written by Jim Davis and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Holidays are a laughing matter with America's funniest feline!
Download or read book NOFX written by NOFX and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2016-04-12 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The candid, hilarious, shocking, occasionally horrifying, and surprisingly moving New York Times bestselling autobiography of punk legends NOFX, their own story in their own words NOFX: The Hepatitis Bathtub and Other Stories is the first tell-all autobiography from one of the world's most influential and controversial punk bands. Alongside hilarious anecdotes about pranks and drunkenness and teenage failures-featuring the trademark NOFX sense of humor-the book also shares the ugliness and horror the band members experienced on the road to becoming DIY millionaires. Fans and non-fans alike will be shocked by stories of murder, suicide, addiction, counterfeiting, riots, bondage, terminal illness, the Yakuza, and pee...lots and lots of pee. Told by each of the band members (and two former members), NOFX looks back at more than thirty years of comedy, tragedy, and completely inexplicable success.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Joke Book of Thailand by : Compiled By : Kuldeep Saluja
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of Thailand written by Compiled By : Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Bow Wow! California Dogs in History, Mystery, Legend, Lore, Humor & More! by : Carole Marsh
Download or read book Bow Wow! California Dogs in History, Mystery, Legend, Lore, Humor & More! written by Carole Marsh and published by Carole Marsh Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus by : Barbara Park
Download or read book Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus written by Barbara Park and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In her own words, a young girl describes her feelings about starting kindergarten and what she does when she decides not to ride the bus home.
Book Synopsis Thorne Creek 2-Book Romance Bargain Bundle by : Rachelle Vaughn
Download or read book Thorne Creek 2-Book Romance Bargain Bundle written by Rachelle Vaughn and published by Rachelle Vaughn. This book was released on 2018-11-09 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get swept away by Rachelle Vaughn’s Thorne Creek novels… Underneath It All – Book One Nick and Emily Barrett grew up in the shadow of their mother’s shameful secret. And when she passes away unexpectedly, estranged brother and sister must return to their childhood home in August Lake and sort through the past. Emily begins to lose hope, but when she discovers a mysterious man living in the guesthouse, she realizes that she isn’t the only one harboring a shocking secret. Runnin’ Out of Road – Book Two Nick Barrett has been battling a case of wanderlust his entire life. When he’s given the opportunity to settle down in a permanent home, he naturally high-tails it out of town, gunning all 450 horsepower in his 1970 Chevelle. On the road, he meets a sexy hitchhiker who gives him a run for his money. Will the two of them find what it is they’re looking for or run out of road in the meantime?
Book Synopsis Underneath It All by : Rachelle Vaughn
Download or read book Underneath It All written by Rachelle Vaughn and published by Rachelle Vaughn. This book was released on 2016-02-08 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nick and Emily Barrett grew up in the shadow of their mother’s shameful secret. And when she passes away unexpectedly, estranged brother and sister must return to their childhood home in August Lake and sort through the past. Emily begins to lose hope, but when she discovers a mysterious man living in the guesthouse, she realizes that she isn’t the only one harboring a shocking secret...
Book Synopsis Junie B. Jones #12: Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy by : Barbara Park
Download or read book Junie B. Jones #12: Junie B. Jones Smells Something Fishy written by Barbara Park and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1998-11-17 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Hilarious. Barbara Park makes reading fun.” —Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man Barbara Park’s #1 New York Times bestselling chapter book series, Junie B. Jones, has been keeping kids laughing—and reading—for more than twenty-five years. Over 65 million copies sold! Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! There’s going to be a pet day at school, only guess what? No dogs allowed! And that’s the only kind of pet Junie B. has! If Mother and Daddy won’t buy her a new pet, Junie B. will just have to find one on her own. Like maybe a jar of ants. Or a wiggly worm. Or—could it be—something even better? USA Today: “Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.” Publishers Weekly: “Park convinces beginning readers that Junie B.—and reading—are lots of fun.” Kirkus Reviews: “Junie’s swarms of young fans will continue to delight in her unique take on the world. . . . A hilarious, first-rate read-aloud.” Time: “Junie B. Jones is a feisty six-year-old with an endearing penchant for honesty.”
Book Synopsis Bow Wow Florida Dogs in History, Mystery, Legend, Lore, Humor, and More by : Carole Marsh
Download or read book Bow Wow Florida Dogs in History, Mystery, Legend, Lore, Humor, and More written by Carole Marsh and published by Carole Marsh Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Bow-Wow! Kentucky Dogs in History, Mystery, Legend, Lore, Humor, and More! by : Carole Marsh
Download or read book Bow-Wow! Kentucky Dogs in History, Mystery, Legend, Lore, Humor, and More! written by Carole Marsh and published by Carole Marsh Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
