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The Big, Bad Book of Beasts

Author : Michael Largo
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062087460
Total Pages : 611 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)

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Download or read book The Big, Bad Book of Beasts written by Michael Largo and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2013-04-16 with total page 611 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world's wildest collection of animal knowledge and lore! Lions, and tigers, and bears . . . and dinosaurs, dragons, and monsters. Oh my! For hundreds of years, the most popular books in the Western world next to the Bible were "bestiaries," fanciful encyclopedias collecting all of human knowledge and mythology about the animal kingdom. In these pages, eagles and elephants lived next to griffins and sea monsters. Now, in The Big, Bad Book of Beasts, award-winning author Michael Largo has updated the medieval bestsellers for the twenty-first century, illuminating little-known facts, astonishing secrets, and bizarre superstitions about the beasts that inhabit our world—and haunt our imaginations. You'll learn about the biggest bug ever, the smallest animal in the world, and the real creatures that inspired the fabled unicorns. You'll discover how birds learned to fly, why cats rub against your legs, and a thousand other facts that will make you look at nature in a wonderfully new way. Did you know? The fastest animal in the world is the peregrine falcon, which reaches speeds of over 200 miles per hours. Circus ringmaster P.T. Barnum fooled many when he displayed a "mermaid" carcass that was later proved to be monkey bones sewed together with the body of a fish. Discovered in a remote volcanic crater in New Guinea, the Bosavi wolly rat grows to the size of a cat. President Andrew Jackson bought an African gray parrot to keep his wife company. The bird outlived them both and was removed from Jackson's funeral for cussing in both English and Spanish. A to Z: From Aardvark to Zooplankton! For all ages! Includes 289 illustrations!

Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
Publisher : Sky Pony
ISBN 13 : 9781510724358
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book Ninja Farts written by J. B. O'Neil and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

Big Bad Bunny

Author : Franny Billingsley
Publisher : Atheneum/Richard Jackson Books
ISBN 13 : 9781416906018
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (6 download)

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Download or read book Big Bad Bunny written by Franny Billingsley and published by Atheneum/Richard Jackson Books. This book was released on 2008-02-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At home, in the Mouse House, Baby Boo-Boo gets no respect. Just look at her name: Baby Boo-Boo. She's no baby! The word drives her wild in a big, bad way. And here's Mama Mouse calling, always calling after her, "Baby! Where are you, Baby?" It's humiliating. Mice (and other small persons) will understand what Big Bad Boo-Boo does. It's quite naughty.

The Big, Bad, Book of Farts

Author : Tammy L Brown
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (633 download)

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Download or read book The Big, Bad, Book of Farts written by Tammy L Brown and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world where laughter reigns supreme, "The Big, Bad, Book of Farts - A Survival Guide" invites readers on a hilarious journey into the wild and wonderful world of flatulence. Brace yourself for a sidesplitting adventure that will leave you gasping for air! Inside these pages, you'll embark on an odorous odyssey, exploring the science, history, and art of the humble fart. From the dawn of time to the modern era, you'll discover how human beings have both celebrated and shunned this natural bodily function. Delve into the secrets of the silent-but-deadlies, the thunderous trouser trumpets, and the delicate nuances of each distinctive toot. But this book is not just about giggles and guffaws; it's a gas-powered journey into the fascinating world of flatulence. Learn about the biology behind those belly-shaking blasts, uncover the surprising health benefits of breaking wind, and explore the cultural taboos that surround this universal human experience. With a mix of uproarious humor and enlightening insights, "The Big, Bad, Book of Farts" is your ultimate guide to all things gaseous. Whether you're a seasoned farter or a newcomer to the world of wind-breaking, this book will have you laughing, learning, and embracing the power of the poot like never before. Prepare to be entertained, educated, and occasionally embarrassed as you dive headfirst into this uproarious, informative, and unapologetically cheeky celebration of the incredible, sometimes noisy, always natural phenomenon known as the fart. Grab your gas mask and get ready to laugh your butt off!

Thunder Down Under

Author : Timothy Knapman
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781788818728
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (187 download)

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Download or read book Thunder Down Under written by Timothy Knapman and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-13 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Crikey! Someone just farted!It's HUGE. It's smelly. But who did it?Not Wombat, Emu or Kangaroo.Tiny Numbat knows, but NOBODY is listening!

The Big Book of Farts

Author : James Carlisle
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781684182015
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (82 download)

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Download or read book The Big Book of Farts written by James Carlisle and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This wonderfully quirky, laugh out loud book is the PERFECT GIFT for FART lovers of all ages.

The Big, Bad Book of Botany

Author : Michael Largo
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006228276X
Total Pages : 371 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (622 download)

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Download or read book The Big, Bad Book of Botany written by Michael Largo and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 371 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Attenborough meets Lemony Snicket in The Big Bad Book of Botany, Michael Largo’s entertaining and enlightening one-of-a-kind compendium of the world’s most amazing and bizarre plants, their history, and their lore. The Big, Bad Book of Botany introduces a world of wild, wonderful, and weird plants. Some are so rare, they were once more valuable than gold. Some found in ancient mythology hold magical abilities, including the power to turn a person to stone. Others have been used by assassins to kill kings, and sorcerers to revive the dead. Here, too, is vegetation with astonishing properties to cure and heal, many of which have long since been lost with the advent of modern medicine. Organized alphabetically, The Big, Bad Book of Botany combines the latest in biological information with bizarre facts about the plant kingdom’s oddest members, including a species that is more poisonous than a cobra and a prehistoric plant that actually “walked.” Largo takes you through the history of vegetables and fruits and their astonishing agricultural evolution. Throughout, he reveals astonishing facts, from where the world’s first tree grew to whether plants are telepathic. Featuring more than 150 photographs and illustrations, The Big, Bad Book of Botany is a fascinating, fun A-to-Z encyclopedia for all ages that will transform the way we look at the natural world.

Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)

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Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

The Fart Book

Author : Mark Bacera
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952343001
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book The Fart Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-03 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fascinating Book about FlatulenceIs your fart like a car, a truck, or perhaps a submarine?!Join Dr. Butts as he hilariously shows you different farts, then follow along as he answers these stinky questions:Where do farts come from?Why do farts stink?How many times do you fart every day?Is farting bad?Just remember one thing---you can enjoy your farts!

The Big, Bad Book of Mike

Author :
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595287727
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)

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Download or read book The Big, Bad Book of Mike written by and published by iUniverse. This book was released on with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1614297827
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (142 download)

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Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--

Big Bad Bun

Author : Jeanne Willis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781842709450
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (94 download)

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Download or read book Big Bad Bun written by Jeanne Willis and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Willis-Ross collaboration is guaranteed to amuse all ages, but especially anyone who has ever gone home with a bad school report! There never was a rabbit as bad as Big Bad Bun. Or so you'd think if you read the letter which he left on his bed after school one day—but it turns out Big Bad Bun (whose real name is actually Fluff) might not be as bad as he makes out. His school report aside, that is!

The Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot

Author : Margaret McNamara
Publisher : Random House Studio
ISBN 13 : 0375866892
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (758 download)

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Download or read book The Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot written by Margaret McNamara and published by Random House Studio. This book was released on 2011-09-27 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduce kids to the planets and solar system in this fractured fairy tale retelling of the classic The Three Little Pigs. Parents and children alike will adore this out-of-this-world story, which is set in outer space! GREEP BOINK MEEP! The three little aliens are happily settling into their new homes when the Big Bad Robot flies in to crack and smack and whack their houses down! A chase across the solar system follows in this humorous and visually stunning book from Margaret McNamara (How Many Seeds in a Pumpkin?) and Mark Fearing (The Book that Eats People). The endpapers even include a labeled diagram of all the planets.

Freddie The Farting Snowman

Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (544 download)

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Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list

Big Bad

Author : Whitney Collins
Publisher : Sarabande Books
ISBN 13 : 1946448737
Total Pages : 114 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (464 download)

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Download or read book Big Bad written by Whitney Collins and published by Sarabande Books. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within the thirteen stories of Whitney Collins’s Big Bad dwells a hunger that’s dark, deep, and hilarious. Part domestic horror, part flyover gothic, Big Bad serves up real-world predicaments in unremarkable places (motels, dormitories, tiki bars), all with Collins’s heart-wrenching flavor of magical realism. A young woman must give birth to future iterations of herself; a widower kills a horse en route to his grandson’s circumcision; a conflicted summer camper is haunted by a glass eye and motorcycle crash. Collins’s cast of characters must repeatedly choose to fight or flee the “big bad” that dwells within us all. Winner of the Mary McCarthy Prize in Short Fiction, and boasting a 2020 Pushcart-winning story, Big Bad simultaneously entertains and disconcerts.

Farts: A Spotter's Guide

Author : Crai S. Bower
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811866095
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (66 download)

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Download or read book Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Crai S. Bower and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-10-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!