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Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (61 download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781795111904
Total Pages : 57 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (119 download)
Download or read book Undertaker Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-25 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for undertaker jokes and funny Funeral Director jokes you've certainly come to the right place. You won't be board with these undertakers jokes. Don't be stiff - enjoy these undertaker puns and gags, you will simply die laughing at these undertaker puns and gags. Some of them are old, but some of them are new, and while we don't want to hammer the point too much, we feel these jokes will prove you're not a stiff, and have you dying with laughter . We hope you enjoy our bumper collection of the very best undertakers jokes and stories.
Author : Liam O'Rourke
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781976541247
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (412 download)
Download or read book Crazy Like a Fox written by Liam O'Rourke and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2017 Wrestling Observer Award for Best Wrestling Book. "Outstanding" - Stone Cold Steve Austin "The best biography ever done on a wrestler" - Dave Meltzer, Wrestling Observer "May very well be the most compelling pro wrestling biography in the history of the genre" - Alex Marvez, Sporting News "Transcends wrestling bios" - Mike Johnson, PWInsider.com "The research that this author went into...it's unbelievable. I can't recommend this book enough" - John Pollock, POST Wrestling "*****" - John Lister, Cinemazine An alpha male with a beta body, looking to thrive in worlds where beta males with alpha bodies are the primary requirement. He was a complex paradox, a walking contradiction. He lived more in 35 years than most do in a lifetime, the product of an arduous infanthood. His overachievement is awe-inspiring. Tales of his conflicts and conquests became the stuff of legend. His borderline genius and tragic demise made him an icon shrouded in mystique. He was Brian Pillman, and two decades later the most comprehensive look at one of professional wrestling's most fascinating stories has been compiled. Discover unheard details of his upbringing, the incredible story behind chasing an NFL roster spot and his introduction to pro wrestling in the crazy Stampede circuit. Revel at his trials and tribulations in WCW and the WWF, walking the fine line between the cusp of superstardom and political turmoil. Reflect in the most detailed, inside breakdown of his Loose Cannon gambit ever produced, the scam that turned him into the talk of the business, before fatally drowning in personal tragedy and addiction. With exclusive interviews with some of Brian's closest friends and family, Crazy Like A Fox is a must-read for Pillman fans, and a breathtaking look at the bizarre world of wrestling to boot...
Author : Chris Jericho
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446408905
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (464 download)
Download or read book A Lion's Tale written by Chris Jericho and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2007-10-25 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experience the thrilling journey of a wrestling superstar in this no-holds-barred memoir from the first undisputed WWE heavyweight champion. Chris Jericho is the first undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the WWE and WCW, and has been called one of the fifty greatest wrestlers of all time. Now retired, he is writing his memoir, telling the story of his journey from wrestling school in Canada to his time in leagues in Mexico and Japan to his big break in the WCW. He'll dish the dirt on how he worked his way through the ranks alongside major wrestling stars like Chris Benoit and Lance Storm to become a major superstar.
Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583099
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book The Best Joke Book (Period) written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781475119978
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (199 download)
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Undertaker Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-03-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Undertaker jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Undertaker Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Undertaker Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Undertaker joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Undertaker jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Undertakers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Undertaker and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Undertaker brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Undertaker who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Undertakers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Author : Carleton Britton Case
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)
Download or read book Big Joke-book written by Carleton Britton Case and published by . This book was released on 1919 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Megan Bannen
Publisher : Orbit
ISBN 13 : 0316394319
Total Pages : 405 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (163 download)
Download or read book The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy written by Megan Bannen and published by Orbit. This book was released on 2022-08-23 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A uniquely charming mixture of whimsy and the macabre that completely won me over. If you ever wished for an adult romance that felt like Howl's Moving Castle, THIS IS THAT BOOK." —Helen Hoang, author of The Kiss Quotient Hart is a marshal, tasked with patrolling the strange and magical wilds of Tanria. It’s an unforgiving job, and Hart’s got nothing but time to ponder his loneliness. Mercy never has a moment to herself. She’s been single-handedly keeping Birdsall & Son Undertakers afloat in defiance of sullen jerks like Hart, who seems to have a gift for showing up right when her patience is thinnest. After yet another exasperating run-in with Mercy, Hart finds himself penning a letter addressed simply to “A Friend”. Much to his surprise, an anonymous letter comes back in return, and a tentative friendship is born. If only Hart knew he’s been baring his soul to the person who infuriates him most—Mercy. As the dangers from Tanria grow closer, so do the unlikely correspondents. But can their blossoming romance survive the fated discovery that their pen pals are their worst nightmares—each other? Set in a world full of magic and demigods, donuts and small-town drama, this enchantingly quirky, utterly unique fantasy is perfect for readers of The House in the Cerulean Sea and The Invisible Library. "Truly outstanding romantic fantasy." —India Holton "An unabashedly offbeat adventure." —Freya Marske "I cried twice and smiled plenty." —Olivia Atwater "A little sweet, a little spicy, a little sharp and entirely moreish!" —Davinia Evans "I showed up for the fantastic, fun fantasy setting but it was Hart and Mercy that kept me reading." —Ruby Dixon
Author : Caleb Wilde
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062465260
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (624 download)
Download or read book Confessions of a Funeral Director written by Caleb Wilde and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Wise, vulnerable, and surprisingly relatable . . . funny in all the right places and enormously helpful throughout. It will change how you think about death.” —Rachel Held Evans, New York Times–bestselling author of Searching for Sunday We are a people who deeply fear death. While humans are biologically wired to evade death for as long as possible, we have become too adept at hiding from it, vilifying it, and—when it can be avoided no longer—letting the professionals take over. Sixth-generation funeral director Caleb Wilde understands this reticence and fear. He had planned to get as far away from the family business as possible. He wanted to make a difference in the world, and how could he do that if all the people he worked with were . . . dead? Slowly, he discovered that caring for the deceased and their loved ones was making a difference—in other people’s lives to be sure, but it also seemed to be saving his own. A spirituality of death began to emerge as he observed the family who lovingly dressed their deceased father for his burial; the nursing home that honored a woman’s life by standing in procession as her body was taken away; the funeral that united a conflicted community. Through stories like these, told with equal parts humor and poignancy, Wilde’s candid memoir offers an intimate look into the business of death and a new perspective on living and dying. “Open[s] up conversations about life’s ultimate concerns.” —The Washington Post “As a look behind the closed doors of the death industry, as well as a candid exploration of Wilde’s own faith journey, this book is fascinating and compelling.” —National Catholic Reporter “[A] stunner of a debut.” —Rachel Held Evans, author of Inspired
Author : Dennis Kelly
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692845486
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (454 download)
Download or read book A Comedian Walks Into A Funeral Home written by Dennis Kelly and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-14 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vince Locker's life is tragic. His comedy act for the LaughCom competition has just bombed, ruining any chance of the cash prize he desperately needed. His life is in tatters; abandoned by his father as a child, an estranged wife, Jessica, who he seems to disappoint just by his mere existence, and living in his mother's house with his bipolar brother and facing foreclosure. As he stands on Smith Avenue Bridge, suicide seems the only option until he is unexpectedly rescued by an old school mortician named Truss. Vince meets another of Truss's rescues, Winona. Although beyond social norms, the trio seize on a quick cash fix that just might help Vince meet his child support demands-comedic tributes for the dead. The eulogies are hilarious and off the wall, sometimes disastrous and sometimes enlightening. They propel Vince into the dark underworld of the funeral industry, life insurance scams, savage politics, a kidnapping, the murder investigation of a destitute unclaimed young woman and threats to Jessica and his young daughter. As details of the murdered young woman are slowly revealed, Vince realizes that he has many ghosts of his own to put to rest. The story is a brilliant thought-provoking exploration of grief and death nested in clever humor.
Author : Chris Woodyard
Publisher : Kestrel Publications (OH)
ISBN 13 : 9780988192522
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (925 download)
Download or read book The Victorian Book of the Dead written by Chris Woodyard and published by Kestrel Publications (OH). This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Macabre tales of death and mourning in Victorian America.
Author : Kenneth McKenzie
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 0806531797
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)
Download or read book Mortuary Confidential written by Kenneth McKenzie and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2010 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From rookie mistakes and runaway corpses to screaming dead men and unusual requests, a collection of stories by funeral directors.
Author : BuzzPop
Publisher : BuzzPop
ISBN 13 : 9781499810691
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (16 download)
Download or read book WWE Legendary Joke Book written by BuzzPop and published by BuzzPop. This book was released on 2020-01-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's time to be ROCKED by the toughest and funniest WWE Superstars and Legends in this full-color, 64-page joke book! Q: Why were Gene Okerlund's pants always so angry? A: Because they were MEAN JEANS! It's time to be ROCKED by these RIB-TICKLERS! Enjoy this 64-page joke book in full color featuring the funniest and toughest Superstars and Legends of WWE! These punch lines are more savage than Macho Man Randy Savage, more deadly than Undertaker, and they're so hilarious, you will never Cena them coming. When this ridiculous rumble is over, only one will be left standing--the Heavyweight Comedian of the world!
Author : Paul Zindel
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780099871903
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (719 download)
Download or read book The Undertaker's Gone Bananas written by Paul Zindel and published by . This book was released on 1991-09-19 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Xavier Dorison
Publisher : Europe Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (328 download)
Download or read book Undertaker - Volume 1 - The Gold Eater written by Xavier Dorison and published by Europe Comics. This book was released on 2016-07-06T00:00:00+02:00 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Undertaker Jonas Crow is charged with transporting the coffin of an ex-miner become millionaire back to the mining vein that made his fortune. The funeral should have been a calm affair, but there's an unexpected turn of events: on the eve of his death, Joe Cusco swallowed all his gold, so as to carry it with him for all eternity. Unfortunately, the secret was leaked, provoking the fury of all the miners of Anoki City. They can't just leave such a fortune to be buried while they're sweating their souls away in the mining shafts! As Jonas says, "death never comes alone..."
Author : Samuel Orchart Beeton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (5 download)
Download or read book Beeton's Book of Jokes and Jests; Or, Good Things Said and Sung written by Samuel Orchart Beeton and published by . This book was released on 1880 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
