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The Best Orthodontic Joke Book

Author : Colby Gage
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781726635752
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (357 download)

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Download or read book The Best Orthodontic Joke Book written by Colby Gage and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's the best way to calm a nervous patient? Make them laugh! Inside you'll find some of the best silly jokes that are sure to elicit a few giggles from the toughest patients while they're waiting. Why did the computer go to the dentist? Because it had Bluetooth! ~ Dr. Brian Anderson Where does Shamu get his braces done? At the Orcadontist! ~ Dr. Liz MorejonHow does an orthodontist get a lawyer? He gives them a retainer! ~ Dr. Travis TalbotWhat dinosaur had the healthiest teeth and gums? The flosso-raptor! ~Dr. Greg Ohanian How do you straighten a polar bear's teeth? With brrrr-aces! ~Dr. Avi Goldberg

The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781475119947
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (199 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-03-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Orthodontist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Orthodontist Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Orthodontist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Orthodontist jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Orthodontists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Orthodontist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Orthodontist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Orthodontist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Orthodontists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Best Orthodontic Joke Book

Author : Colby Gage
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781694762795
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (627 download)

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Download or read book The Best Orthodontic Joke Book written by Colby Gage and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-21 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.

The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468079951
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (799 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of dentist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of dentist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one dentist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many dentist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do dentists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A dentist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The dentist turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the dentist.The dentist's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the dentist who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do dentists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Dentist Jokes

Author : Chester Croker
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781795768528
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (685 download)

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Download or read book Dentist Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-03 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dentists are Funny People

Author : Jeanne Chesley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Dentists are Funny People written by Jeanne Chesley and published by . This book was released on 1972 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

What's Up, Doc?

Author : Charles Keller
Publisher : Prentice Hall
ISBN 13 : 9780139549670
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (496 download)

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Download or read book What's Up, Doc? written by Charles Keller and published by Prentice Hall. This book was released on 1984 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about doctors and dentists including "What did the surgeon say to the uncooperative patient?--Suture self," and "Doctor, what does it mean when someone has tiny pupils?--It could mean she's a kindergarten teacher."

The Best of Dental Humor

Author : Stephen T. Sonis
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book The Best of Dental Humor written by Stephen T. Sonis and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This text provides a compilation of pieces of creative humourous writing from dental and related literature. It includes essays, poetry, letters and cartoons.

The Best Joke Book

Author : William Donohue
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440583102
Total Pages : 213 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Best Joke Book written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-10-03 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke!

Author : May Roche
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250190037
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684121450
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!

Drilling For Laughs

Author : Verdell Petsch
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (3 download)

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Download or read book Drilling For Laughs written by Verdell Petsch and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-05-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unfortunately, going to the dentist isn't something most people find particularly fun and enjoyable. However, cracking a funny dental or teeth joke with your dentist can certainly lighten the mood during your next oral health visit. Brace yourself! Who said dentistry was boring? Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists, and others will enjoy this huge collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes, and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Yes, this funny dentist's joke book is a complete gas!

Dentist Jokes for Kids

Author : G. Nyla Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781658066631
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (666 download)

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Download or read book Dentist Jokes for Kids written by G. Nyla Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book has funny dentist jokes for kids to enjoy. If you want your kids to embrace going to the dentist, this book can help. It's filled with toothy jokes that are all about going to the dentist. Even dentists will love them too! Are you looking for books for National Children's Dental Health Month? It's a fun way to spread awareness of dental health month (February)! There's also National Dental Hygiene Month in October. Also, it makes a cute gift for your dentist for National Dentist's Day in March. If dentists and orthodondists are looking for kids' books for the dental waiting room, this book is perfect for kids to read while they wait. Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist? A: Because he had gingervitis! Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist? A: At tooth hurty! (2:30) Q: Why did the queen go the dentist? A: To have her teeth crowned. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. All Jokes are illustrated! Everyone enjoys a good joke and kids will love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine

Author : Editors of Reader's Digest
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1606525859
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book Laughter Really Is The Best Medicine written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-01-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of laugh-out-loud jokes, one-liners, and other lighthearted glimpses of life-drawn from Reader's Digest magazine's most popular humor columns-is sure to tickle the funny bone. Packed with more than 1,000 jokes, anecdotes, cartoons, quotes, and stories contributed by professional comedians, joke writers, and readers of the magazine, this side-splitting compilation pokes fun at the facts and foibles of daily routines, illustrating that life is often funnier than fiction Did you hear about the Broadway actor who broke through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage What did the ill comic say in the hospital? "I'm here...all weak!" Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?" Posted in a dental office: "Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too." "The main advantage of being famous is that when you bore people at dinner parties, they think it is their fault." -Henry Kissinger, Nobel Peace Prize, 1973 As Groucho Marx once said, "A laugh is like an aspirin, only it works twice as fast."

The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes

Author : Mark Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781477602492
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (24 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes written by Mark Young and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-06-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dental Hygienist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dental Hygienist Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dental Hygienist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dental Hygienist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dental Hygienists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dental Hygienist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dental Hygienist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dental Hygienist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dental Hygienists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***