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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of New Zealander Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of New Zealander Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of New Zealand jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one New Zealand joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many New Zealand jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Kiwis wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Kiwi and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Kiwi brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Kiwi who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Kiwis laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of New Zealand jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of New Zealand Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Iranian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one New Zealander joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Iranian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do New Zealanders wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an New Zealander and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The New Zealander brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the New Zealander who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do New Zealanders laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book 501 Great Kiwi Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is the best medicine, they say, so what better way to support the Cure Kids foundation than with a joke book? Why did the kiwi sit on the clock? So he would be on time! With 500 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep Kiwi kids and adults laughing for hours. And what's more, it's homegrown! This joke book is a way to support Cure Kids, the charity that gives children who live with an illness the opportunity to step back and just enjoy life, and funds research into life-threatening childhood illnesses. This joke book embraces Cure Kids' aim to have fun raising funds. Scholastic New Zealand is proud to donate all royalties from sales to this worthy cause.
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of More New Zealand Jokes by : John Barnett
Download or read book The Penguin Book of More New Zealand Jokes written by John Barnett and published by . This book was released on 1998-01-01 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes compiled during the two years after the publication of 'The Penguin Book of New Zealand Jokes'. Question and answer jokes, stories, and puzzles are included. In 36 chapters, including standard joke subjects such as medical, religious, gay, Irish, knock knock, and Arthur or Martha. One section is devoted to New Zealand jokes.
Book Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Book Synopsis The Puffin New Zealand Joke Book by : Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited
Download or read book The Puffin New Zealand Joke Book written by Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of jokes for Kiwi kids. Jokes include: knock-knock jokes, waiter jokes, doctor jokes, elephant jokes and chicken jokes. All joke types are arranged in sections.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Download or read book Funny as written by Paul Horan and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Issued with a variety of jacket covers featuring a famous New Zealand comic or comic team.
Book Synopsis Favourite New Zealand Jokes about Australians by : Katrina Power
Download or read book Favourite New Zealand Jokes about Australians written by Katrina Power and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Australian cartoonist Stanley Cross once said: 'To create a joke, you first have to have a good laugh and then think backwards.' He must have been talking about Australians when he said this. This highly dangerous book could permanently damage trans-Tasman relations, but let's face it, who really cares? A healthy contempt is the main feature of the New Zealand-Australia relationship, and no one seriously wants that to change.
Book Synopsis Favourite NZ Jokes about Australians by : Katrina Power
Download or read book Favourite NZ Jokes about Australians written by Katrina Power and published by Penguin Books. This book was released on 2008-05-05 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Australian cartoonist Stanley Cross once said: 'to create a joke, you first have to have a good laugh and then think backwards.' He must have been talking about Australians when he said this.This highly dangerous book could permanently damage trans-Tasman relations, but let's face it, who really cares? A healthy contempt is the main feature of the New Zealand-Australia relationship, and no one seriously wants that to change.
Book Synopsis The Penguin Book of New Zealand Jokes by : John Barnett
Download or read book The Penguin Book of New Zealand Jokes written by John Barnett and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Favourite New Zealand Jokes about Australians by : Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited
Download or read book Favourite New Zealand Jokes about Australians written by Penguin Group New Zealand, Limited and published by Raupo. This book was released on 1993-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes by : Stella Partheniou Grasso
Download or read book Laugh Out Loud Canadian Jokes written by Stella Partheniou Grasso and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's funny about Canada? Everything! From moose-quitoes to hambonis, slime ministers to Drain Gretzky, this book features hundreds of hilarious -- and downright punny -- Canadian jokes. How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their little brooms. Where did the zombie go on vacation? Deadmonton. How does a Timbit get around in winter? On doughshoes. Why do Toronto's players always think they're going to win the Stanley Cup? Because they beLeaf in themselves! Originally published as four separate joke books, this mega-edition -- complete with hysterical illustrations -- will keep readers rolling on the floor laughing for hours on end.
Book Synopsis The Top Secret Undercover Notes of Buttons McGinty by : Rhys Darby
Download or read book The Top Secret Undercover Notes of Buttons McGinty written by Rhys Darby and published by Scholastic NZ. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The shining star of madcap mayhem RHYS DARBY delivers out-of-this-world absurdity with his first hilarious mystery-comedy book for kids! Crack the crazy Morse codes and unleash the action with bogus baddies, a burly bigfoot and McGinty's mission to find his parents, who have been pronounced missing, presumed missing!
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame by : Andy Herald
Download or read book Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame written by Andy Herald and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
Book Synopsis Nobody Is Ever Missing by : Catherine Lacey
Download or read book Nobody Is Ever Missing written by Catherine Lacey and published by FSG Originals. This book was released on 2014-07-08 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the spirit of Haruki Murakami and Amelia Gray, Catherine Lacey's Nobody Is Ever Missing is full of mordant humor and uncanny insights, as Elyria waffles between obsession and numbness in the face of love, loss, danger, and self-knowledge. Without telling her family, Elyria takes a one-way flight to New Zealand, abruptly leaving her stable but unfulfilling life in Manhattan. As her husband scrambles to figure out what happened to her, Elyria hurtles into the unknown, testing fate by hitchhiking, tacitly being swept into the lives of strangers, and sleeping in fields, forests, and public parks. Her risky and often surreal encounters with the people and wildlife of New Zealand propel Elyria deeper into her deteriorating mind. Haunted by her sister's death and consumed by an inner violence, her growing rage remains so expertly concealed that those who meet her sense nothing unwell. This discord between her inner and outer reality leads her to another obsession: If her truest self is invisible and unknowable to others, is she even alive? The risks Elyria takes on her journey are paralleled by the risks Catherine Lacey takes on the page. In urgent, spiraling prose she whittles away at the rage within Elyria and exposes the very real, very knowable anxiety of the human condition. And yet somehow Lacey manages to poke fun at her unrelenting self-consciousness, her high-stakes search for the dark heart of the self.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Joke book of New Zealand by :
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke book of New Zealand written by and published by Diamond Pocket Books (P) Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
