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The Best Ever Book of Indian Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781469917887
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (178 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Indian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Indian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Indian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Indian Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Indian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Indian jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Indians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Indian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Indian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Indian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Indians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Khushwant Singh's Joke Book

Author : Khushwant Singh
Publisher : Orient Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 9788122200133
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Khushwant Singh's Joke Book written by Khushwant Singh and published by Orient Paperbacks. This book was released on 1987 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Khushwant Singh's Big Fat Joke Book

Author : Khushwant Singh
Publisher : Penguin Books India
ISBN 13 : 9780140298185
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (981 download)

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Download or read book Khushwant Singh's Big Fat Joke Book written by Khushwant Singh and published by Penguin Books India. This book was released on 2000 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ribald, rib-tickling and outrageous, Khushwant Singh's inimitable brand of humour has made him a legend in his own lifetime. This volume brings together the funniest and most memorable selections from his enormous repertoire, including some of the wackiest jokes ever cracked about sex, God and politics.

The Best Ever Book of Indians Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478346272
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (462 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Indians Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-31 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Indians jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Indians Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Indians Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Indians joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Indians jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Indians' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Indians' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Indians' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Indians' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Indians' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Khushwant Singh's Joke Book 8

Author : Khushwant Singh
Publisher : Orient Paperbacks
ISBN 13 : 9788122204544
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Khushwant Singh's Joke Book 8 written by Khushwant Singh and published by Orient Paperbacks. This book was released on 2008-08 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "We Indians don't know how to laugh naturally. We must be taught how to do so and also how to laugh at ourselves. We are such funny people but are not able to see our funny side. So how do we explain the success of this series of joke books? Or the popularity of professional jokers like Tanali Raman, Birbal and Gopal Bhore of older times along with Navjot Sidhu, Jaspal Bhatti and saas-bahu serials in our print and electronic media? Why do laughter clubs florish in our towns and cities? The answer is simple: people know that laughter is the elixir of life. The best tonic to ensure good and happy life. So have lots of laughter with Joke Book 8!" - Khushwant Singh

The Unofficial Joke Book of India

Author : Kuldeep Saluja
Publisher : Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (288 download)

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Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book of India written by Kuldeep Saluja and published by Diamond Pocket Books Pvt Ltd. This book was released on 2014-10-29 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of Billoo Badshah, the Badshah of Laughter. Billoo Badshah, a series compiliation of best jokes of the world, is for laughter moments, for love moments, for high moments, for lonely moments, for funny moments, for friendly moments, for happy moments and for all the moments. Be happy and cheerful with this book full of abudant joy, laughter and satire.

Medical Jokes & Humour

Author : CLIFFORD SAWHNEY
Publisher : V&S Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9350572737
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Medical Jokes & Humour written by CLIFFORD SAWHNEY and published by V&S Publishers. This book was released on 2012-11-15 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While many Indian joke books are jokes themselves, this book avoids the pitfalls by its professional approach towards compilation, rewriting and editing. The book comprises the world's best adult medical jokes, quips, quotes and humour. Bold and bawdy lines that don't make it between the covers of joke books in India make an appearance here. Unlike many joke books that are a start-to-finish affair without categorisation, this book is divided into 21 chapters that facilitate easy reading. The chapters include: Nurses, Surgeons, Gynaecologists, Sex Therapists, Viagra, AIDS, Veterinarians, Optometrists, Limericks, Wisecracks and a Medical Glossary, amongst others. This book is not meant for those whose sensibilities are easily hurt or people with an ill-developed sense of humour. But for those who love non-vegetarian fare of medical humour, this book is just what the doctor prescribed! #v&spublishers

The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781578660124
Total Pages : 332 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (61 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Good Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 1998-03 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Harpo Speaks!

Author : Harpo Marx
Publisher : Pickle Partners Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1787203891
Total Pages : 758 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (872 download)

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Download or read book Harpo Speaks! written by Harpo Marx and published by Pickle Partners Publishing. This book was released on 2017-03-17 with total page 758 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1961, this is the autobiography of Harpo Marx, the silent comedian of The Marx Brothers fame. Writing of his life before, during, and after becoming famous by incorporating lovely and humorous stories and anecdotes, Harp Marx tells of growing up in a rough neighborhood and being poor, being bullied and dropping out of school, teaching himself to read, write, tell time, and to play the piano and harp. He speaks of his close relationships with his family members, particularly his mother and brother Leonard (Chico), who would become his partner-in-crime on screen, and the profound effect that the death of his parents Sam and Minnie had on him. Filled with insider tales of his antics on and off stage, and the hard graft he and his brothers put into reaching their level of success, the reader becomes privy to a rare glimpse into Marx’ thoughts on everything and everyone he had the privilege of working with. The book reveals the friendships he forged and the blows he was dealt in show-business, and of his marriage to his wife, actress Susan Fleming, with whom he adopted four children and built a ranch on which they lived happily ever after, along with numerous animals. A thoroughly enjoyable read. “This is a riotous story which is reasonably mad and as accurate as a Marx brother can make it. Despite only a year and a half of schooling, Harpo, or perhaps his collaborator, is the best writer of the Marx Brother. Highly recommended.”—Library Journal “A funny, affectionate and unpretentious autobiography done with a sharply professional assist from Rowland Barber.”—New York Times Book Review “This is a racy autobiography by the mute Marx Brother with the rolling eyes, oversized pants and red wig who could send a glissando reeling over his harp.[...] It is enjoyable reading and polished writing...”—Kirkus Review

Bantaism

Author : Niranjan Singh ('Amrikawale'.)
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788129118899
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (188 download)

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Download or read book Bantaism written by Niranjan Singh ('Amrikawale'.) and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Pretty Good Joke Book

Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

Author : Rohit Agarwal
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781520431345
Total Pages : 564 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (313 download)

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Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Rohit Agarwal and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-25 with total page 564 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An eclectic collection of humour from the internet, gathered over twenty years. They have been categorized and indexed for easy reference. Ideal material for speakers, trainers, toastmasters who want to pepper up their repertoire for any occasion. Or for everyone to just randomly flip pages and laugh away the day's stress, forget your troubles and immerse yourself in humour.

The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736948503
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)

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Download or read book The World's Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

Jokes for Minecrafters

Author : Michele C. Hollow
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510706372
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Jokes for Minecrafters written by Michele C. Hollow and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

The Book of Cavan Man Jokes

Author : Des MacHale
Publisher : Mercier Press Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1856355160
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (563 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Cavan Man Jokes written by Des MacHale and published by Mercier Press Ltd. This book was released on 2006 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contains hundreds of jokes, stories, and other tomfoolery from the Cavan Man.

1,000 More Jokes for Kids

Author : Michael Kilgarriff
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 9780345340344
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book 1,000 More Jokes for Kids written by Michael Kilgarriff and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1987 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can kids ever get enough jokes? They love to hear them and they love to tell them. For the juvenile jokesters, here is a book full of jokes--1,000 of them, actually. Jokes of all kinds--acting stupid jokes, pet jokes, doctor jokes, knock-knock jokes, love jokes, Christmas jokes, rhyming jokes, and many many more. For one thousand laughs, try 1,000 MORE JOKES FOR KIDS. "Why is it dangerous to play cards in the jungle?" "'Cause there are too many cheetahs about." "What's the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?" "About three thousand miles."

On the Outside Looking Indian

Author : Rupinder Gill
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101575255
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book On the Outside Looking Indian written by Rupinder Gill and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A memoir of a young woman, the product of a strict upbringing by conservative Indian parents, who decides to go on a Ram-Singha, her Indian version of the rumspringa, and learns how to dance, swim, drive, travel, and play in order to be happy. Rupinder Gill was raised under the strict rules of her parents' Indian upbringing. While her friends were practicing their pliés, having slumber parties, and spending their summers at camp, Rupinder was cleaning, babysitting her siblings, and watching hours on end of American television. But at age 30, Rupinder realized how much she regretted her lack of childhood adventure. Stepping away from an orderly life of tradition, Rupinder set put to finally experience the things she missed out on. From learning to swim and taking dance lessons, to going to Disney World, her growing to-do list soon became the ultimate trip down non-memory lane. What began as a desire to experience all that had been denied to her leads to a discovery of what it means to be happy, and the important lessons that are learned when we are at play. Reminiscent of Mindy Kaling, this is a warm funny memoir of the daughter of Indian immigrants learning to break free and find her own path.