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The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468114201
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (142 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Hockey fan jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Hockey Fan Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of hockey fan jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one hockey fan joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many hockey fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do hockey fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A hockey fan and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Hockey fan turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the hockey fan.The hockey fan's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the hockey fan who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do hockey fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

101 Hockey Jokes

Author : Kara Woodburn
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781443113335
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (133 download)

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Download or read book 101 Hockey Jokes written by Kara Woodburn and published by . This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are 101 reasons to laugh about hockey! What is another word for a hockey fan?A Canadian! When do hockey players dress in formal attire?When it's a tie game! Why did the offensive coach get frustrated when he checked his email?He had too many forwards! We know Canadians love to laugh, and we definitely love our hockey. Combining the two into 101 Hockey Jokes? Now that's a recipe for some slapstick humour!

The Best Dallas Stars Joke Book Ever

Author : Patrick Horne
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121240
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Dallas Stars Joke Book Ever written by Patrick Horne and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Dallas Stars fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes!

Author : Blake Hoena
Publisher : Capstone
ISBN 13 : 1496550943
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (965 download)

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Download or read book Sport Illustrated Kids Hockey Jokes! written by Blake Hoena and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SPORTS ILLUSTRATED KIDS presents an all-star collection of HOCKEY jokes, riddles, and memes! With big-shot one-liners like "Why was the zombie thrown out of the hockey game? There was a face off in the corner!" these colorful, illustrated joke books will have HOCKEY fans rolling in the stadium aisles.

The Best New York Islanders Joke Book Ever

Author : Mark Durdone
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121332
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best New York Islanders Joke Book Ever written by Mark Durdone and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for New York Islanders fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Columbus Blue Jackets Joke Book Ever

Author : Rory Burke
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121233
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Columbus Blue Jackets Joke Book Ever written by Rory Burke and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Columbus Blue Jackets fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Florida Panthers Joke Book Ever

Author : Peter Wickens
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121271
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Florida Panthers Joke Book Ever written by Peter Wickens and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Florida Panthers fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Detroit Red Wings Joke Book Ever

Author : Roger Monks
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121257
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (212 download)

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Download or read book The Best Detroit Red Wings Joke Book Ever written by Roger Monks and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Detroit Red Wings fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL

Author : Sean McIndoe
Publisher : Random House Canada
ISBN 13 : 073527391X
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (352 download)

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Download or read book The Down Goes Brown History of the NHL written by Sean McIndoe and published by Random House Canada. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sean McIndoe of Down Goes Brown, one of hockey's favourite and funniest writers, takes aim at the game's most memorable moments--especially if they're memorable for the wrong reasons--in this warts-and-all history of the NHL. The NHL is, indisputably, weird. One moment, you're in awe of the speed, skill and intensity that define the sport, shaking your head as a player makes an impossible play, or shatters a longstanding record, or sobs into his first Stanley Cup. The next, everyone's wearing earmuffs, Mr. Rogers has shown up, and guys in yellow raincoats are officiating playoff games while everyone tries to figure out where the league president went. That's just life in the NHL, a league that often can't seem to get out of its own way. No matter how long you've been a hockey fan, you know that sinking feeling that maybe, just maybe, some of the people in charge here don't actually know what they're doing. And at some point, you've probably wondered: Has it always been this way? The short answer is yes. As for the longer answer, well, that's this book. In this fun, irreverent and fact-filled history, Sean McIndoe relates the flip side to the National Hockey League's storied past. His obsessively detailed memory combines with his keen sense for the absurdities that make you shake your head at the league and yet fanatically love the game, allowing you to laugh even when your team is the butt of the joke (and as a life-long Leafs fan, McIndoe takes the brunt of some of his own best zingers). The "Down Goes Brown" History of the NHL is the weird and wonderful league's story told as only Sean McIndoe can.

The Best Phoenix Coyotes Joke Book Ever

Author : Arthur Duggan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121431
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (214 download)

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Download or read book The Best Phoenix Coyotes Joke Book Ever written by Arthur Duggan and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Phoenix Coyotes fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Toronto Maple Leafs Joke Book Ever

Author : Jackson Wilson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121059
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book The Best Toronto Maple Leafs Joke Book Ever written by Jackson Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Toronto Maple Leafs fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Vancouver Canucks Joke Book Ever

Author : Steve Zuppy
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121387
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best Vancouver Canucks Joke Book Ever written by Steve Zuppy and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Vancouver Canucks fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Montreal Canadiens Joke Book Ever

Author : Callum Vincent
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121301
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best Montreal Canadiens Joke Book Ever written by Callum Vincent and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Montreal Canadiens fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Winnipeg Jets Joke Book Ever

Author : Ryan Baptiste
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121158
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (211 download)

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Download or read book The Best Winnipeg Jets Joke Book Ever written by Ryan Baptiste and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Winnipeg Jets fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

The Best Ottawa Senators Joke Book Ever

Author : Rob North
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781304121356
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ottawa Senators Joke Book Ever written by Rob North and published by . This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious jokes for Ottawa Senators fans. This book is packed with laugh out loud jokes about our opponents, have a laugh at our biggest rivals expense. This book will make even the toughest hockey fan smile.

Odd Man Rush

Author : Bill Keenan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1613218613
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (132 download)

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Download or read book Odd Man Rush written by Bill Keenan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his hilarious, gritty, and touching debut, Bill Keenan—a hockey star once on the fast-track to the NHL—tells of how he overcame multiple obstacles to find fulfillment and redemption in the strange world of European minor-league professional hockey. Keenan’s hockey obsession begins as a five-year-old on Lasker Rink in New York’s Central Park—“love at first stride,” as he calls it. He then becomes the youngest, and skinniest, player on the New York Bobcats, a Junior B hockey team. Later, after his hockey career at Harvard doesn’t end as planned—with a fat NHL contract—Keenan decides to play in the minor leagues in Europe, where the glamour of professional sports is decidedly lacking. Part fish-out-of-water travelogue, part coming-of-age memoir, Odd Man Rush will capture the interest of not just hockey fans, but also fans of good writing. Throughout, Keenan’s deep affection for the game shines through, even as he describes fans who steal players’ clothes from the locker room or toss empty beer cans onto the rink after games. Abusive fans, cold showers, long bus rides—nothing diminishes his love for the sport. “Because that’s the way it works with me and hockey. Even when it’s horrible, it’s wonderful.” Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Sports Publishing imprint, are proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in sports—books about baseball, pro football, college football, pro and college basketball, hockey, or soccer, we have a book about your sport or your team. Whether you are a New York Yankees fan or hail from Red Sox nation; whether you are a die-hard Green Bay Packers or Dallas Cowboys fan; whether you root for the Kentucky Wildcats, Louisville Cardinals, UCLA Bruins, or Kansas Jayhawks; whether you route for the Boston Bruins, Toronto Maple Leafs, Montreal Canadiens, or Los Angeles Kings; we have a book for you. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

All-Star Hockey Jokes

Author : Margaret Ann McRae
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book All-Star Hockey Jokes written by Margaret Ann McRae and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any good hockey jokes? We do! In fact, we found the funniest collection of hockey jokes around. Check out our collection of clean kids hockey jokes. If it's game day, then put a Post-it on the bathroom mirror with a funny hockey joke. It's simple little things like this that make kids happy. If you enjoyed those be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author.