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Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Gymnast jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Gymnast joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Gymnast jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Gymnasts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Gymnast and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Gymnast brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Gymnast who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Gymnasts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis Olympic Jokes by : Macmillan Publishers Ltd
Download or read book Olympic Jokes written by Macmillan Publishers Ltd and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2021-06-10 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is a banana so good at gymnastics? Because they're great at the splits! Why couldn't the athlete listen to music? Because she broke the record! How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up. Olympic Jokes is filled with over 200 jokes about all sorts of sports! It's got football jokes, basketball jokes, volleyball jokes, jokes about fencing, table tennis, golf and so many more. Perfect for sharing with friends and family who like a good giggle.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Kathi Wagner
Download or read book The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
Book Synopsis Best Gymnastics Coach Ever by : Sjg Publishing
Download or read book Best Gymnastics Coach Ever written by Sjg Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-10 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!
Book Synopsis The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever by : Cider Mill Press
Download or read book The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever written by Cider Mill Press and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2024-07-15 with total page 529 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "From silly wordplay to treacherous tongue twisters, this humongous book has something for every kind of jokester. Never get tired of the same old jokes again. Jam packed with thousands of the funniest jokes, these goofy gags will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter." --
Book Synopsis Confused Quarterbacks, Jumpy Gymnasts and Other Goofy Sport Jokes by : Stephanie Johnson
Download or read book Confused Quarterbacks, Jumpy Gymnasts and Other Goofy Sport Jokes written by Stephanie Johnson and published by Tom Doherty Assoc Llc. This book was released on 1994-08-08 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of jokes about all different kinds of sports.
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Download or read book Blind Landing written by Carrie Aarons and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-19 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fear stops dreams in their tracks before they even have a chance. Then again, so do injuries. Natalia Grekov was born to win a gold medal. As the USA's top gymnast, she's calm, confident and ready to make her country proud in just two short months. And her elite athlete lifestyle includes no time for distractions-especially men. When a disastrous fall in practice puts her dreams at risk, it seems the only person who can help her is the one person she wants nothing from. Spencer Russell is gymnastics' bad boy. A cocky, laid-back charmer with abs of steel and a witty mouth, he waltzes around the U.S. Gymnastics Training Camp like he owns the place-even though he doesn't anymore. After an injury sidelined his career and any chance at glory, he's now just a coach, helping other gymnasts reach their goals. Serious is not a word in Spencer's vocabulary. But when Natalia tumbles into his life, he's suddenly sincerely interested in helping the blonde beauty in any way he can. Can they vault over the obstacles standing in their way? Or will Spencer be the distraction that causes Natalia's chance at gold to crash and burn?
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” Open McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Sports Joke Book Ever by : Joe King
Download or read book The Funniest Sports Joke Book Ever written by Joe King and published by . This book was released on 2020-06 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!
Download or read book Sports Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about sports.
Book Synopsis Horrid Henry's Jumbo Joke Book (3-in-1) by : Francesca Simon
Download or read book Horrid Henry's Jumbo Joke Book (3-in-1) written by Francesca Simon and published by Orion Children's Books. This book was released on 2015-03-12 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next three Horrid Henry joke books - HORRID HENRY'S HILARIOUSLY HORRID JOKE BOOK, HORRID HENRY'S PURPLE HAND GANG JOKE BOOK and HORRID HENRY'S ALL-TIME FAVOURITE JOKE BOOK - collected together in one outrageously funny bumper volume. Horrid Henry fans will laugh their heads off!
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Girl Scout jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Girl Scout Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Girl Scout joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Girl Scout jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Girl Scouts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Girl Scout and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Girl Scout brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Girl Scout who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Girl Scouts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
Book Synopsis Best Gymnastics Coach. Ever by : Just Gag
Download or read book Best Gymnastics Coach. Ever written by Just Gag and published by . This book was released on 2022-01-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ➯Note: All books are of the same Quality because they are Printed in one place, Only the Design is different, So if you like the design, don't Worry about the Quality, The Book is still new, so it does not Have any Reviews, and this is Normal. Thank you for your Understanding. ➯The Reason for Creating this Book: Do You Want a Book To Fool Your Friend or coworker or Someone ? Do you want to spread a smile on the faces of your loved ones ? This book is your best choice. - Imagine your spouse's face when you see this sitting on your bookshelf or coffee table. - Watch the reaction of your workers when they see this sat on your desk or check out the strange looks when you get this out on the subway, tube, or bus. - Play a hilarious practical joke on your friends by gifting them this laugh-out-loud, customized journal. - Give this notebook as a birthday, Christmas, weddings, or just because. The look on the recipient's face will be priceless! This book is specially designed for people who want to draw joy on the faces of those close to them (partner, family, coworker, boss, employee, or just yourself) All of these benefits are provided to you by this book at a symbolic price. You can Also Return it if You Don't Like it. Best Regards. ➯Details: - Over 900 copies sold !🔥 - Line: Wide Ruled - Cover: Matte finish - Paper: White - Size: 6 x 9 inches - Pages: 120 page -Warning: This book does not contain any content it is only to deceive and create an atmosphere of fun in your family. ➯Buy your Copy Today!
Book Synopsis Warning Gymnast Could Flip at Any Moment by : Gymnast Publishing
Download or read book Warning Gymnast Could Flip at Any Moment written by Gymnast Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Gymnast themed notebook is all about to express your creativity! Designed with 120 pages, this notebook is perfect for sketching, journaling, taking notes or just having fun and getting creative. This notebook is printed on high quality paper and is perfectly sized at (6"x9"), so it's easy for adults, men, women, boys and girls to carry or to slip in a purse or bag. The Gymnastics themed cover has a beautiful matte finish that is both soft and easy to grip. Best for crayons, colored pencils, watercolor paints, and fine tip markers. Our design are made to inspire creativity and it's ideal for writing the date, title or subject of any project. Perfect for everyone who like to write, color, doodle and express themselves creatively. Features & Highlights: - 120 TOTAL PAGES - PERFECT SIZE: Composition size (6"x9") makes it easy for everyone - SOFT MATTE COVER: Beautiful matte cover is soft and easy to grip - PREMIUM DESIGN This notebook is perfect for: Daily Journal Drawing Doodling Sketching Taking Notes Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Easter Gifts Gift baskets Stocking Stuffers And Much More! Our Bad Joke Dad Joke Loading is the perfect Journal for Gymnastics, Sport or Coach fans. It's a sweet and great gift or present idea for a birthday and for all who loves Flip, Notizbuch or Gift. It's a fun and mess-free way to encourage creativity for adults, men, women, boys and girls. "
Download or read book Skinny 101 written by Steve Shotwell and published by . This book was released on 2006-08-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 101 jokes beginning with the phrase: "Your mom is so skinny..."
Book Synopsis The Super Fun Joke Book by : Ivy Finnegan
Download or read book The Super Fun Joke Book written by Ivy Finnegan and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-01 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why was the little iceberg just like his dad? Because he was a chip off the cold block! Kids of all ages love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic jokes makes a perfect gift for all children! Over 900 eye-wateringly funny gags are included, featuring wickedly funny one-lines, knock-knock jokes, puns, spoof film and book titles and much more. In reading and telling the jokes, kids will pick up cultural references as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills. The doodle-style illustrations will also tickle readers' funny bones. A great gift for the entire family to enjoy!
