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Book Synopsis The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Kathi Wagner
Download or read book The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Kathi Wagner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!
Book Synopsis The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever by : Cider Mill Press,
Download or read book The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever written by Cider Mill Press, and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2024-07-15 with total page 529 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to laugh nonstop with hundreds of classic knock-knock jokes, silly one-liners, and hilarious puns sure to tickle your funny bone. From silly wordplay to treacherous tongue twisters, this humongous book has something for every kind of jokester. Never get tired of the same old jokes again. Jam packed with thousands of the funniest jokes, these goofy gags will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Including: Where did Sir Lancelot go to pay his parking tickets? Knight court. What does the Abominable Snowman get if he stays out in the sun too long? Freezer burn. Why did the pirate join a health club? He wanted to be in ship shape. What’s a Scarecrow's favorite fruit? Strawberries! Kid-friendly content makes this a must-have for your family's bookshelf. So, what are you waiting for? Start laughing with The Most Ginormous Joke Book Ever!
Book Synopsis The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes by : McSweeney's
Download or read book The McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes written by McSweeney's and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of the best book-related humor from the humor-laden archives of McSweeney's Internet Tendency. As John Hodgman says in this book's introduction, “We all know that books are funny. First, they are made of paste and cloth, which is funny, as is the fact that people still buy and read them.” Open McSweeney's Joke Book of Book Jokes and be regaled by such sketches, lists, letters, and spoofs as: Postcards from James Joyce to his Brother Stan Winnie-the-Pooh is My Coworker Ikea Product or Lord of the Rings Character? Popular Children's Fairy Tales Reimagined Using Members of My Family The Very Unauthorized Biography of Steven Seagal Chuck Norris Erotica John Updike, Television Writer Jane Eyre Runs for President Cormac McCarthy Writes to the Editor of the Santa Fe New Mexican Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School Letters from Odysseus's College Roommate And many dozens more.
Download or read book Blind Landing written by Carrie Aarons and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-19 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fear stops dreams in their tracks before they even have a chance. Then again, so do injuries. Natalia Grekov was born to win a gold medal. As the USA's top gymnast, she's calm, confident and ready to make her country proud in just two short months. And her elite athlete lifestyle includes no time for distractions-especially men. When a disastrous fall in practice puts her dreams at risk, it seems the only person who can help her is the one person she wants nothing from. Spencer Russell is gymnastics' bad boy. A cocky, laid-back charmer with abs of steel and a witty mouth, he waltzes around the U.S. Gymnastics Training Camp like he owns the place-even though he doesn't anymore. After an injury sidelined his career and any chance at glory, he's now just a coach, helping other gymnasts reach their goals. Serious is not a word in Spencer's vocabulary. But when Natalia tumbles into his life, he's suddenly sincerely interested in helping the blonde beauty in any way he can. Can they vault over the obstacles standing in their way? Or will Spencer be the distraction that causes Natalia's chance at gold to crash and burn?
Book Synopsis The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by Brian Boone and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2019-03-05 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A pun-derful collection of jokes and wordplay for kids This hilarious collection of puns will delight kids of all ages. Featuring all-new jokes and accompanied by clever illustrations, The Jokiest Joking Puns Book Ever Written will keep kids amused for hours! Inside are gems like: What does a house wear? A dress. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. The birthday party was a disaster. Even the cake was in tiers. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Download or read book Sports Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about sports.
Book Synopsis A Spell for Chameleon (The Parallel Edition... Simplified) by : Piers Anthony
Download or read book A Spell for Chameleon (The Parallel Edition... Simplified) written by Piers Anthony and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2012-02-14 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Piers Anthony’s bestselling Xanth series is one of the cornerstones of fantasy, a lively and whimsical interpretation of a genre often criticized for taking itself too seriously. Anthony’s first Xanth novel, A Spell for Chameleon, was initially edited to target a more traditional audience. Now, in an eBook exclusive, A Spell for Chameleon has been reworked line by line—its language matching the simpler, playful way with words that made Piers Anthony an enduring fan favorite. Xanth is an enchanted land where magic rules, a land of centaurs and dragons and basilisks where every citizen has a unique spell to call their own. For Bink of North Village, however, Xanth is no fairy tale. He alone has no magic. And unless he gets some—and fast!—he will be exiled. Forever. But the Good Magician Humfrey is convinced that Bink does indeed have magic. In fact, both Beauregard the genie and the magic wall chart insist that Bink has magic as powerful as any possessed by the King, the Good Magician Humfrey, or even the Evil Magician Trent. Be that as it may, no one can fathom the nature of Bink’s very special magic. This is even worse than having no magic at all . . . and he still faces exile!
Download or read book The Last Lecture written by Randy Pausch and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-19 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Gymnast jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Gymnast Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Gymnast joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Gymnast jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Gymnasts wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Gymnast and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Gymnast brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Gymnast who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Gymnasts laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
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Book Synopsis The Super Fun Joke Book by : Ivy Finnegan
Download or read book The Super Fun Joke Book written by Ivy Finnegan and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2021-06-01 with total page 297 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why was the little iceberg just like his dad? Because he was a chip off the cold block! Kids of all ages love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic jokes makes a perfect gift for all children! Over 900 eye-wateringly funny gags are included, featuring wickedly funny one-lines, knock-knock jokes, puns, spoof film and book titles and much more. In reading and telling the jokes, kids will pick up cultural references as well as improve their reading comprehension and verbal skills. The doodle-style illustrations will also tickle readers' funny bones. A great gift for the entire family to enjoy!
Download or read book Chalked Up written by Jennifer Sey and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2008-04-22 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The true story of the 1986 U.S. National Gymnastics champion whose lifelong dream was to compete in the Olympics, until anorexia, injuries, and coaching abuses nearly destroyed her Fanciful dreams of gold medals and Nadia Comaneci led Jennifer Sey to become a gymnast at the age of six. She was a natural at the sport, and her early success propelled her family to sacrifice everything to help her become, by age eleven, one of America’s elite,competing at prestigious events worldwide alongside such future gymnastics’ luminaries as Mary Lou Retton. But as she set her sights higher and higher—the senior national team, the World Championships, the 1988 Olympics—Sey began to change, putting her needs, her health, and her well-being aside in the name of winning. And the adults in her life refused to notice her downward spiral. In Chalked Up Sey reveals the tarnish behind her gold medals. A powerful portrait of intensity and drive, eating disorders and stage parents, abusive coaches and manipulative businessmen, denial and the seduction of success, it is the story of a young girl whose dreams would become eclipsed by the adults around her. As she recounts her experiences, Sey sheds light on the destructiveness of our winning-is-everything culture where underage and underweight girls are celebrated and on the need for balance in children’s lives.
Book Synopsis The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1) by : Editors of Cider Mill Press
Download or read book The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 1) written by Editors of Cider Mill Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a series of jokes, puns, and wordplay about school, animals, and monsters.
Download or read book Look Both Ways written by Jason Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A collection of ten short stories that all take place in the same day about kids walking home from school"--
Book Synopsis The Most Ginormous Joke Book in the Universe! by : The Laugh Factory,
Download or read book The Most Ginormous Joke Book in the Universe! written by The Laugh Factory, and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The biggest joke book on the market gets a ginormous companion! Just in case the massive collection of jokes featured in the bestselling The Biggest Joke Book Ever, No Kidding wasn’t enough, this hugely humorous companion includes more than five thousand additional goofy gags, clever comebacks, and treacherous tongue twisters along with riddles, one-liners, puns, and more. Up to date and brimming with hilarity, the contents of this indispensible comedy resource will have readers laughing nonstop.
Book Synopsis The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 2) by : Cider Mill Press,
Download or read book The Super Duper Joke Book (Volume 2) written by Cider Mill Press, and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2020-03-24 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With so many jokes to choose from, you'll never have to hear, Why did the chicken cross the road? ever again. With over 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, this book is a must-have for pranksters (and punsters) everywhere. Whether you're shopping for your little comedian or looking for a laugh yourself, this book is sure to get a standing ovation. Get kids excited for learning without them even realizing it with puns, wordplay, and homophones galore. Bursting with family-friendly humor, this silly big book of jokes is sure to put a smile on anyone's face. And with so many jokes to choose from, you'll never have to hear, Why did the chicken cross the road? ever again.
Book Synopsis Tony Pastor's Complete Budget of Comic Songs by : Tony Pastor
Download or read book Tony Pastor's Complete Budget of Comic Songs written by Tony Pastor and published by . This book was released on 1864 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
