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The Best Ever Book of Flight Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609477
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (94 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Flight Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Flight Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Flight Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Flight Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Flight Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Flight Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Flight Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Flight Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Flight Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Flight Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Flight Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Biggest Joke Book Ever

Author : Jack Jacoby
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1425145418
Total Pages : 1315 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (251 download)

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Download or read book The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 1315 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.

Sled Driver

Author : Brian Shul
Publisher : Lickle Pub Incorporated
ISBN 13 : 9780929823089
Total Pages : 151 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (23 download)

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Download or read book Sled Driver written by Brian Shul and published by Lickle Pub Incorporated. This book was released on 1991 with total page 151 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No aircraft ever captured the curiosity & fascination of the public like the SR-71 Blackbird. Nicknamed "The Sled" by those few who flew it, the aircraft was shrouded in secrecy from its inception. Entering the U.S. Air Force inventory in 1966, the SR-71 was the fastest, highest flying jet aircraft in the world. Now for the first time, a Blackbird pilot shares his unique experience of what it was like to fly this legend of aviation history. Through the words & photographs of retired Major Brian Shul, we enter the world of the "Sled Driver." Major Shul gives us insight on all phases of flying, including the humbling experience of simulator training, the physiological stresses of wearing a space suit for long hours, & the intensity & magic of flying 80,000 feet above the Earth's surface at 2000 miles per hour. SLED DRIVER takes the reader through riveting accounts of the rigors of initial training, the gamut of emotions experienced while flying over hostile territory, & the sheer joy of displaying the jet at some of the world's largest airshows. Illustrated with rare photographs, seen here for the first time, SLED DRIVER captures the mystique & magnificence of this most unique of all aircraft.

101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers

Author : Elias Hill
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781977625892
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (258 download)

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Download or read book 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers written by Elias Hill and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-25 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally a joke book for engineers! This humorous 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers book was created specifically for a person with a scientific and mathematical mind who can appreciate a little smart added to their humor. This book examines the frustrations of project work, dealing with inept co-workers, the struggles of engineering school and silly math and science puns. Who else but engineers could appreciate jokes about an omelet and pie? Oops, we mean an ohmlet and pi. Get this funny 101 Engineer Jokes for Engineers today for yourself or an engineer you know. Makes a great gift for that hard to shop for enginerd!

Augustine's Laws

Author : Norman R. Augustine
Publisher : AIAA
ISBN 13 : 9781563472398
Total Pages : 396 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (723 download)

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Download or read book Augustine's Laws written by Norman R. Augustine and published by AIAA. This book was released on 1997 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Such landmark books as "The Peter Principle, Parkinson's Law", and "Up the Organization" have had an indelible effect on the management culture of our time through their acute visions of the tangles and paradoxes of modern business. To that short list must now be added "Augustine's Laws"--A classic of the genre, a brilliant (and ruefully hilarious) book on the looking-glass world of business management and organizational misbehavior. it offers its readers multiple shocks of recognition and priceless insights into how things might be better run. The fifty-two "Augustine's Laws" set forth here cover every area of business. Each law formulates a home truth about business life that, once pointed out, is impossible to forget or ignore. Each law is imbedded in a literate, droll, quotation-laden text, whose contrapuntal humor brings into sharp focus all the knotty complexities a manager is ever likely to face. As a bonus, readers can also follow, law by law, the cautionary saga of the Daedalus Model Airplane Company, a concern founded in unfounded optimism by two business school graduates, and headed straight for oblivion -but not before every disastrous mistake known to managerial life is made.

The Best Ever Book of Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468080001
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (8 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of engineer jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An engineer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The engineer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the engineer.The engineer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the engineer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes

Author : David Minkoff
Publisher : Portico
ISBN 13 : 1909396257
Total Pages : 415 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (93 download)

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Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Jewish Jokes written by David Minkoff and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-04-11 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.

The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477661369
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (613 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chemical Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chemical Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chemical Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chemical Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chemical Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chemical Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chemical Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chemical Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1

Author : Neil Hutchison
Publisher : Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.
ISBN 13 : 6167817375
Total Pages : 582 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (678 download)

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Download or read book The Fool's Best Joke Book Volume 1 written by Neil Hutchison and published by Proglen Trading Co., Ltd.. This book was released on with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the world of humour. What makes human beings laugh can be broadly defined under three headings: someone else's misfortune, someone else's misunderstanding or someone else's stupidity. The keywords here are "someone else's" because, let's face it, most silly things are much funnier when they happen to someone else. Neil Hutchison, creator of The Fool in Paradise, has collected thousands of jokes, then catalogued and listed them in this first volume of the Fool's Best Jokes. Now the many fans of the Fool will not have to be told that the jokes will veer away from political correctness until they are travelling in the absolute opposite direction. Now, if you have never read any of the many books about the Fool be prepared to be shocked. This book is not recommended to be read in situations where others may report you for laughing and talking to yourself. It's not recommended for those of a more liberal bent, be it feminism or any other trendy ism. The author refuses to take responsibility for any medical problems that this book may engender in readers. Life is ShortBreak the Rules Forgive Quickly Love Truly Laugh Uncontrollably ... and ... Never Regret Anything That Made You Smile

Last Lecture

Author : Perfection Learning Corporation
Publisher : Turtleback
ISBN 13 : 9781663608192
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book Last Lecture written by Perfection Learning Corporation and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 2019 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Inside Jokes

Author : Matthew M. Hurley
Publisher : MIT Press
ISBN 13 : 0262518694
Total Pages : 375 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (625 download)

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Download or read book Inside Jokes written by Matthew M. Hurley and published by MIT Press. This book was released on 2013-02-08 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An evolutionary and cognitive account of the science behind why we crack up—“one of the most complex and sophisticated humor theories ever presented” (Evolutionary Psychology). Some things are funny—jokes, puns, sitcoms, Charlie Chaplin, The Far Side, Malvolio with his yellow garters crossed—but why? Why does humor exist in the first place? Why do we spend so much of our time passing on amusing anecdotes, making wisecracks, watching The Simpsons? In Inside Jokes, Matthew Hurley, Daniel Dennett, and Reginald Adams offer an evolutionary and cognitive perspective. Humor, they propose, evolved out of a computational problem that arose when our long-ago ancestors were furnished with open-ended thinking. Mother Nature—aka natural selection—cannot just order the brain to find and fix all our time-pressured misleaps and near-misses. She has to bribe the brain with pleasure. So we find them funny. This wired-in source of pleasure has been tickled relentlessly by humorists over the centuries, and we have become addicted to the endogenous mind candy that is humor.

The Best Ever Book of Industrial Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781475038736
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (387 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Industrial Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-03-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Industrial Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Industrial Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Industrial Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Industrial Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Industrial Engineer jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Industrial Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Industrial Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Industrial Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Industrial Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Industrial Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Nuclear Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477675687
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (756 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Nuclear Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-07-02 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Nuclear Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Nuclear Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Nuclear Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Nuclear Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Nuclear Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Nuclear Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Nuclear Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Nuclear Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Nuclear Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Nuclear Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Flight Attendant Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609484
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (94 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Flight Attendant Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Flight Attendant jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Flight Attendant Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Flight Attendant Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Flight Attendant joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Flight Attendant jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Flight Attendants wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Flight Attendant and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Flight Attendant brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Flight Attendant who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Flight Attendants laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477598993
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (989 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-04 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Civil Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Civil Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Civil Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Civil Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Civil Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Civil Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Civil Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Civil Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Civil Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Computer Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477599037
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (99 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Computer Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-04 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Best Ever Book of Computer Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Computer Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Computer Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Computer Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Computer Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Computer Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Computer Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Computer Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Computer Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Computer Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Computer Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Best Ever Book of Environmental Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781475119350
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (193 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Environmental Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-03-29 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Environmental Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Environmental Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Environmental Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Environmental Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Environmental Engineer jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Environmental Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Environmental Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Environmental Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Environmental Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Environmental Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***