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Book Synopsis Little Black Book of Dog Jokes by : Suzanne Schwalb
Download or read book Little Black Book of Dog Jokes written by Suzanne Schwalb and published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
Book Synopsis A Dog Walks Into a Bar by : Joanne O'Sullivan
Download or read book A Dog Walks Into a Bar written by Joanne O'Sullivan and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.
Book Synopsis 101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids by : Cesar Dunbar
Download or read book 101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids written by Cesar Dunbar and published by Semsoli. This book was released on 2020-06-15 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Book Synopsis Jokes and More About Dogs by : Maria Nelson
Download or read book Jokes and More About Dogs written by Maria Nelson and published by Gareth Stevens Publishing LLLP. This book was released on 2014-07-15 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every dog owner knows how silly his or her pup can be. Dogs' behavior can be strange—such as barking at the vacuum cleaner—and downright sneaky, like stealing peanut butter sandwiches off the table. Readers will enjoy learning about man’s best friend, while they giggle through playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and wonderful word play. Colorful, cute illustrations and photographs complement facts about dogs—and many happen to be doggone funny!
Book Synopsis Dogs Don't Tell Jokes by : Louis Sachar
Download or read book Dogs Don't Tell Jokes written by Louis Sachar and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2013-07-26 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Why did the guy eat two dead skunks for breakfast?' 'Because dead ones squeal when you stick the fork in.' Gary W. Boone knows he was born to be a stand-up comedian. It is the rest of the kids in the class who think he is a fool. Then the Floyd Hicks Junior High School Talent Show is announced, and he starts practising his routine non-stop to get it just right. Gary's sure that this will be his big break - he'll make everyone laugh and will win the $100 prize money. But when an outrageous surprise threatens to turn his debut into a disaster, it looks as if the biggest joke of all may be on Gary himself.
Book Synopsis Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 12 by : Thomas F. Shubnell
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 12 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-18 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you delve into twelve, I am sure you will find more fun and mirth of any kind. The jocularity continues its humorous assault of rib ticklers, knee slappers, and solid knocks to your funny bone.
Book Synopsis The Best Ever Book of Dog Lover Jokes by : Mark Geoffrey Young
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Dog Lover Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-01-13 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Dog lover jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Dog lover Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Dog lover joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Dog lover jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Dog lovers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Dog lover and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Dog lover brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Dog lover who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Dog lovers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book Dogversations written by David Leswick and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2020-03-27 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If these dogs could talk...here’s precisely what Eva, the Brittany spaniel, Bruno, the golden retriever, and Agnes, the genetically diverse rescue dog, would say. Photographer David Leswick flawlessly captures the fun, quirky, clever, curious, and witty personalities of his family’s three canine companions in this collection of heartwarming photography—along with the hilarious dogalogue that comes along with it. The perfect doggie treat for the eyes, heart, and sense of humour of any animal lover, Dogversations is a laugh-out-loud hysterical glimpse at how this canine crew tries to make heads or tails out of their daily lives with the human family that loves them.
Download or read book Dog Jokes 2 written by Arnie Lightning and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-07 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny and Hilarious Dog Jokes for Kids! Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean dog jokes for children. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book about dogs and puppies. With cute and silly dog illustrations and funny jokes, beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Q: What is a dog's favorite food? A: Anything that is on your plate! ~HAHA!~ Q: Which dogs do not have a tail? A: A hot dog! ~LOL!~ Q: If your dog eats a dictionary, what should you do? A: Take the words right out of his mouth! ~HAHA!~ Q: What do you call a happy Lassie? A: A jolly collie! This funny joke book is full of dog and puppy jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about dogs and puppies will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! Scroll up and click 'buy' to get these funny jokes!
Book Synopsis Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids by : Rob Elliott
Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by Revell. This book was released on 2010-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters.
Book Synopsis The Funniest Joke Book Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Book Synopsis The Philosophy of Tolkien by : Peter Kreeft
Download or read book The Philosophy of Tolkien written by Peter Kreeft and published by Ignatius Press. This book was released on 2009-09-03 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While nothing can equal or replace the adventure in reading ; Tolkienಙs masterwork, The Lord of the ; Rings, Peter Kreeft says that the journey into its ; underlying philosophy can be another exhilarating ; adventure. Thus, Kreeft takes the reader on a voyage ; of discovery into the philosophical bones of Middle earth. ; He organizes the philosophical themes in The Lord of the ; Rings into 50 categories, accompanied by over 1,000 ; references to the text of Lord.Since many of the great ; questions of philosophy are included in the 50-theme ; outline, this book can also be read as an engaging ; introduction to philosophy. For each of the philosophical ; topics in Lord, Kreeft presents tools by which they can be ; understood. Illustrated.
Book Synopsis The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes by : Ian Allen
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Book Synopsis Let's Take the Long Way Home by : Gail Caldwell
Download or read book Let's Take the Long Way Home written by Gail Caldwell and published by Random House Trade Paperbacks. This book was released on 2011-08-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER They met over their dogs. Gail Caldwell and Caroline Knapp (author of Drinking: A Love Story) became best friends, talking about everything from their love of books and their shared history of a struggle with alcohol to their relationships with men. Walking the woods of New England and rowing on the Charles River, these two private, self-reliant women created an attachment more profound than either of them could ever have foreseen. Then, several years into this remarkable connection, Knapp was diagnosed with cancer. With her signature exquisite prose, Caldwell mines the deepest levels of devotion, and courage in this gorgeous memoir about treasuring a best friend, and coming of age in midlife. Let’s Take the Long Way Home is a celebration of the profound transformations that come from intimate connection—and it affirms, once again, why Gail Caldwell is recognized as one of our bravest and most honest literary voices.
Download or read book Gagged and Bound written by Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. This book was released on 2015-06-15 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.
Book Synopsis The Best Joke Book Ever by : Wayne Brindle
Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!
Book Synopsis Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever by : Bathroom Readers' Institute
Download or read book Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever written by Bathroom Readers' Institute and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The popular bathroom reader series is back with this collection that’s flush with laughs. It’s new, it’s improved, it’s the funniest ever! Back by popular demand, this newly revised edition includes plenty of all-time favorites, along with more than twenty-five pages of new content. That’s page after page after page of laugh-out-loud dumb jokes, dumb jocks, toasts, pranks, kings, kittens, caboodles, and, of course, poorly translated kung fu movie subtitles such as “It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!” So, whether you like your humor witty or witless, light or dark, silly or sublime, you’ll laugh until your head explodes. Chortle at: ·Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase. ·Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh. ·Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor” ·Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room. ·Job lingo: If you hear an ER doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “very intoxicated patient.” ·Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall And much, much more
