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Love's Sweet Haunting

Author : Maureen Clarke
Publisher : Hillcrest Publishing Group
ISBN 13 : 1938223454
Total Pages : 208 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Love's Sweet Haunting written by Maureen Clarke and published by Hillcrest Publishing Group. This book was released on 2012-07 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Don't be afraid of her," old Jim Peterson softly said to Nick Jennings from his room in the nursing home. "She's just waiting for me." Nick has just purchased the Peterson property, a secluded cabin tucked into the Midwest farming landscape, to complete his novel and repair his betrayed heart. Soon after he moves in, Nick discovers that he is sharing his house with the light spirit of Molly Ross, Jim Peterson's lover who died in a car accident over thirty years ago. She lingers, waiting for Jim to join her in death. Love's Sweet Haunting follows Nick as he settles into his haunted haven and resists falling in love again. The depth of Molly and Jim's love is revealed by way of flashbacks induced by unexplained happenings in the house. The heart-wrenching climax confirms that love endures beyond the grave.

The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468124385
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (243 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-22 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Australian, Italian, Irish, Australian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Australian, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Australian jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Australian Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Australian joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Australian jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Australians wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Australian and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Australian brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Australian who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Australians laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

The Penguin Book of More Australian Jokes

Author : Phillip Adams
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (824 download)

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Download or read book The Penguin Book of More Australian Jokes written by Phillip Adams and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478201014
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Fencing jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Fencing Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Fencing joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Fencing jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Fencers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Fencer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Fencer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Fencer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Fencers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

The Funniest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)

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Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477661369
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (613 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-14 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chemical Engineer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chemical Engineer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chemical Engineer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chemical Engineer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chemical Engineers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chemical Engineer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chemical Engineer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Chemical Engineer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chemical Engineers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame

Author : Andy Herald
Publisher : Weldon Owen International
ISBN 13 : 1681888068
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (818 download)

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Download or read book Dad Jokes: Hall of Shame written by Andy Herald and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)

Best Joke Book for Kids

Author : Peter MacDonald
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781492868064
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Best Joke Book for Kids written by Peter MacDonald and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, Kids Jokes. Jokes for Kids, Best Joke Book for Kids is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles. Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.

The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes

Author : Warren Fahey
Publisher : HarperCollins Australia
ISBN 13 : 0732286581
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (322 download)

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Download or read book The Big Fat Book of Aussie Jokes written by Warren Fahey and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2007 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here, the author has done all the hard work for you by bunging together all his favourite gags: the ones about marriage and men, about work and cars, about politics, foreigners (especially that lot across the Tasman) and religion.

The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Portable Press
ISBN 13 : 9781645173755
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (737 download)

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Download or read book The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!

Best Ever Aussie Jokes

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781741699524
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (995 download)

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Download or read book Best Ever Aussie Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What Aussie outlaw wore no clothes? Nude Kelly! With over 400 more hilarious jokes inside, this is a book that will keep you and the kids laughing for hours! Publicity will be extensive, with a focus on radio, national newspapers, news, children's print media, online and more. This phenomenal fun-raiser will continue to skyrocket!

All Puns Blazing

Author : Geoff Rowe
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1473590299
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book All Puns Blazing written by Geoff Rowe and published by Random House. This book was released on 2021-11-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I don't like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly. Canoe? 'Pardon' is the only French word that I know. I can only apologise. From Geoff Rowe and the Leicester Comedy Festival comes this brilliant tribute to that most British of jokes, the humble pun. Including a foreword from Dr Oliver Double and a wealth of hilarious (and occasionally groan-inducing) material from some of Britain's finest stand-up comedic talent, All Puns Blazing is a fun and fitting celebration of grassroots UK comedy. Featuring puns from: El Baldiniho - Lovdev Barpaga - Zahra Barri - Adele Cliff - Tony Cowards - Henry Dawe - Pauline Eyre - Friz Frizzle - Masai Graham - Sean Hegarty - Kevin Hudson - Leo Kearse - Colin Leggo - Nigel Lovell - Iain MacDonald - Kat Molinari - Laura Monmoth - Joseph Murphy - Graham Musk - Sean Patrick - Richard Pulsford - Paul Savage - Philip Simon - Rob Thomas - Andrew Tymms - Stevie Vegas - Chris Norton Walker - Darren Walsh - Richard Woolford - Jenan Younis

Book of Catholic Jokes

Author : Deacon Tom Sherdian
Publisher : ACTA Publications
ISBN 13 : 087946609X
Total Pages : 99 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (794 download)

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Download or read book Book of Catholic Jokes written by Deacon Tom Sherdian and published by ACTA Publications. This book was released on 2011-10-31 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Religion is far too important to be taken seriously all the time--so says author Tom Sheridan, who in The Book of Catholic Jokes invites readers to laugh along with him and remember that faith can be--and should be--fun. Sheridan begins by discussing the importance of laughter and the relationship of humor to religion before launching into hilarious jokes. After all, Jesus said, "Unless you become like children, you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven."

The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781468078565
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (785 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-15 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of republican jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Republican Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of republican jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one republican joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many republican jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do republicans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An republican and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The republican turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the republican.The republican's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the republican who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do republicans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.

Medical Humor

Author : Thomas F Shubnell Ph D
Publisher : Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN 13 : 1440415749
Total Pages : 341 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Medical Humor written by Thomas F Shubnell Ph D and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-24 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. Pain killers are released during a deep laugh and stress hormones are decreased. A good laugh is truly good for the heart, soul, and brain. Read over three hundred pages of great medical humor, jokes, anecdotes, quips, and have a good laugh.

Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book

Author : Roald Dahl
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141347325
Total Pages : 131 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (413 download)

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Download or read book Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book written by Roald Dahl and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2013-05-16 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Which famous writer goes best with a hot dog? Roll Dahl of course! Laugh yourself silly with Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book, filled with over 400 hilarious jokes, limericks and riddles, illustrated by Quentin Blake. Based on Roald Dahl's most famous characters you will be chortling away with Matilda, Charlie, George, The BFG, James and many more! Roald Dahl was full of fun and mischief, and LOVED all kinds of jokes- the sillier the better, like chocolate-covered chickens to grizzly, grouchy grandmas. This side-splitting book includes his own 'knock-knock' jokes, keeping all practising jokesters amused for hours!

The Best Ever Book of Bulls Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN 13 : 9781478369011
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (69 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Bulls Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-20 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bulls' Jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bulls' Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bulls Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bulls' Joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bulls' Jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bulls' Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bulls' Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bulls' Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bulls' Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bulls' Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***