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Book Synopsis The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time by : Sean Dietrich
Download or read book The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.
Book Synopsis The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World by : Joey Acker
Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!
Book Synopsis The Best Christmas Pageant Ever by : Barbara Robinson
Download or read book The Best Christmas Pageant Ever written by Barbara Robinson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 1983 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The six mean Herdman kids lie, steal, smoke cigars (even the girls) and then become involved in the community Christmas pageant.
Book Synopsis The Best Worst Christmas Ever by : Drienie Hattingh
Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Ever written by Drienie Hattingh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-27 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Isbell, Theater Professor, author of the Prey trilogy: "The beautifully wrought stories take us back to simpler times... memories blessed and humorous. Most of all, they convince us we don't dare ever "cancel Christmas." Christy Monson: Award-winning author of Banished: "Jump into the homes and hearts of each writer as they relate holiday moments from around the world." Wendy Toliver, Author of Red's Untold Tale and Regina Rising, "Reading and rereading this humorous, heartwarming collection of stories is sure to become a treasured holiday tradition." It's Christmas-The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, when snowflakes fall and your home glints with star-like lights. Beyond the wreath-adorned door, the fireplace warms your family's toes while the turkey roasts and eggnog chills. Lovingly wrapped presents are tucked under the fresh-cut Christmas tree, and stockings dangle from the hearth, waiting for Santa. Carols playing, children laughing, mistletoe beckoning... This is the most perfect Christmas ever! However, if this is the sort of stories you're expecting to find in The Best Worst Christmas Ever, you are in for a surprise-and a treat. The stories herein prove the most memorable, magical, and merry Christmases are everything but perfect. In a trailer or a cabin, in snowy New York or balmy South Africa, this is Christmas. Wearing a disco ball shirt, a sunflower hat, or sinking your fork into a pitch-black turkey, or soapy spaghetti, this is Christmas. Pour yourself some hot cocoa and join authors from all over the world as they share their hilarious and heartwarming yuletide tales.
Book Synopsis The Worst Christmas Ever by : Kathleen Long Bostrom
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Kathleen Long Bostrom and published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that his family has moved to California, Matthew has doubts as the holiday season approaches. Palm trees? No snow? Its all wrong. Little sister Lucy thinks everything is wonderful, but Matthew knows better. And to top it off, the sudden disappearance of his beloved dog, Jasper, settles it. This will be the worst Christmas ever. Or will it? Surprising events on Christmas Eve just might change everythingand maybe this new place can feel like home to Matthew after all.
Author :Sean Dietrich Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781515019183 Total Pages :152 pages Book Rating :4.0/5 (191 download)
Book Synopsis Sean of the South by : Sean Dietrich
Download or read book Sean of the South written by Sean Dietrich and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-30 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first volume of a collection of short stories by Sean Dietrich, a writer, humorist, and novelist, known for his commentary on life in the American South. His humor and short fiction appear in various publications throughout the Southeast.
Book Synopsis The Worst Christmas Ever by : Connie Remlinger-Trounstine
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Connie Remlinger-Trounstine and published by Troll Communications. This book was released on 1994 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Callie goes to sixth grade at a private school the year her grandmother dies, she is embarrassed that her family sells Christmas trees, until her grandfather helps her learn the value of family and traditions.
Download or read book Kinfolk written by Sean Dietrich and published by Harper Muse. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes it’s the most unlikely meetings that give us life’s greatest gifts. 1970s, Southern Alabama. Sixty-two-year-old Jeremiah Lewis Taylor, or “Nub,” has spent his whole life listening to those he loves tell him he’s no good—first his ex-wife, now his always-disapproving daughter. Sure, his escapades have made him, along with his cousin and perennial sidekick, Benny, just a smidge too familiar with small-town law enforcement, but he’s never harmed anyone—except perhaps himself. Nub never meant to change his ways, but when he and fifteen-year-old Waffle House waitress Minnie form an unlikely friendship, he realizes for the first time that there may be some good in him after all. Six-foot-five Minnie has been dealt a full deck of bad luck—her father is a convicted murderer serving a life sentence, her mother is dead and buried, and she has a Grand Ole Opry–worthy singing voice with no place to perform. Oh, and there’s the small fact that she’s unexpectedly pregnant, courtesy of a no-good high-school boy. Gradually, Nub realizes the gift he’s been given: a second chance to make a difference. Beloved Southern writer Sean Dietrich, also known as Sean of the South, once again brings people and places to life in this lyrical song-turned-story about found family, second chances, country music, and the poignant power of love and forgiveness. Heartwarming Southern fiction from Sean of the South Stand-alone novel Includes discussion questions for book clubs Also by Sean Dietrich: The Incredible Winston Browne, Stars of Alabama, and You Are My Sunshine
Book Synopsis Walking Hand in Hand with Cameron, Together We Can! by : Becki Enck Mph
Download or read book Walking Hand in Hand with Cameron, Together We Can! written by Becki Enck Mph and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008-07 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Walking Hand in Hand with Cameron, Together We Can shares the Enck family's journey into the world of special-needs parenting. Travel with them as they share the feelings they felt as they learned of Cameron's brain damage and their struggles to obtain therapies for Cameron despite obstacles from their HMO. Understand why the Encks' have now made it their mission to educate medical professionals on how to deliver a diagnosis with care and compassion. Also learn why the Encks' are committed to educating people to see Cameron for who he is, not what condition he has. This book is a culmination of Becki's four-year-long personal journey of finding her life's purpose out of one of the hardest, most painful, yet most personally rewarding and enriching experiences of her life. As you read this book, you will understand why the statement Dr. Shah spoke to the Encks' the evening he delivered the news that Cameron had suffered extensive brain damage, "The day you say Cameron will never do something, he never will!," has become their life philosophy.
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Book Synopsis The Worst Christmas Ever by : Juliet Rowe
Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Juliet Rowe and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-30 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What can go wrong on Christmas Eve?Try everything.A last-minute work engagement, a car accident, and a babysitter who gets trapped behind a jammed door threaten to make this the worst Christmas ever. But, what happens when a family learns that God loves them and gave the best Christmas gift of all time? The news might be enough to turn even the worst Christmas ever into the best Christmas ever.A Christmas play for children.Approximately 25 minutes running time.Cast of 6 children and 4 adults.
Book Synopsis Build Your Own Christmas Movie Romance by : Riane Konc
Download or read book Build Your Own Christmas Movie Romance written by Riane Konc and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-22 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create the Christmas romance of your dreams, scene by scene, twist by charmingly predictable twist—each choice is yours. Slip on your favorite Christmas sweater, cozy up to a crackling fire, sip some spiced eggnog, and prepare to experience the ultimate holiday love story. But instead of watching it on some cheesy cable channel, open this book and put yourself in the director’s chair. First, decide your heroine’s problem. Was she just fired from her big city business job? Avoiding going home for Christmas? Or did she just realize the man who proposed to her maybe isn't Mr. Right? Then it's time to meet the man--should your heroine end up with the big city business exec, the small town hunk or someone totally unexpected (but still hunky)? Each choice will take you down a totally different path that all somehow end up making for a perfect made-for-TV romance. Will your Christmas activity montage include baking cookies, walking through a holiday festival, or skating on a picturesque frozen lake? Will you choose to include a generically bearded old man who perhaps could maybe be Santa Claus? Choice by hilarious choice, you’ll make your way closer and closer to the big payoff--the picture perfect, most romantic final kiss ever. And when you’ve savored that last bit of snowy, romantic goodness, don’t be glum. Turn back to page one and start a new love story. With hundreds of possible stories the happily-ever-afters never stop happening. Praise for Build Your Own Christmas Movie Romance “The choose-your-own-adventure-style parody features all the best tropes and treats of made-for-TV holiday specials.” —Chicago Reader “If you’re searching for the perfect gift for your Hallmark holiday film loving BFF (or just shopping for yourself, no shame), Riane Konc’s new book, Build Your Own Christmas Movie Romance, is the present you’ve been waiting for.” —Bustle
Book Synopsis I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus by : Ann Hodgman
Download or read book I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus written by Ann Hodgman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-11-02 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious holiday handbook for those who are starting to see Scrooge's point of view. Let's face it-sometimes the joys of Christmas are enough to make us want to run away from home-with all of the eggnog, of course. But with a little wry humor, Ann Hodgman is here to tackle Christmas stress and bring cheer back into the holiday. Delving into such diverse topics as making Christmas for kids and adults, how many traditions are just too many, and much more, I Saw Mommy Kicking Santa Claus is full of helpful advice, recipes, and true holiday horror stories to let you know you're not alone.
Download or read book E-viller written by Ronald Maestri and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-01-01 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ...If you have ever known someone who was addicted to sex, drugs, alcohol or anything else, you need to read this book. ...If you have wanted to understand what the life of a homosexual man caught in addiction looked like, then this book will enlighten you. ronald scott maestri allows you into the world only addicts know, and has combined the drama of a science fiction novel with the deeply personal process of addiction recovery. Reading e-ville® , you will come to understand the profound and deep emotional pain and wounding that co-creates addiction. And yet, this is a book about recovery, acceptance and understanding. In e-ville® , you will journey first into the downward spiral that is deep family suffering and lack of love. You will learn how intolerance undermines and causes long lasting scars that continue to cut away at the soul until the only answer seems like escape from this reality. You will find yourself caught in the internal battle of the characters looking at the duality within. And you will feel yourself crawl out of the illusion back into the reality or conscious clarity. If you are ready for a book that tests your belief systems and opens you to worlds previously unknown, then take a deep breath and read e-ville® . --Suzanne Wagner Psychic, Healer, Teacher P.S. This book is not rated PG.
Book Synopsis Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas by : Alonso Duralde
Download or read book Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas written by Alonso Duralde and published by Limelight Editions. This book was released on 2010 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Profiles noteworthy Christmas films of all types, including movies for children and for grownups, comedies, sad movies, crime and adventure films, horror movies, versions of "A Christmas Carol," the worst movies, and the classics.
Book Synopsis The Year Without Christmas by : Jamie Suzanne
Download or read book The Year Without Christmas written by Jamie Suzanne and published by Sweet Valley. This book was released on 1997 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield couldn't be more excited about their Christmas Eve tree-trimming party, but when Jessica tries to hog all the attention at the party, she ends up destroying the Christmas tree, ruining Elizabeth's evening, and making a total fool of herself.
Book Synopsis The Best/worst Christmas Present Ever by : Budge Wilson
Download or read book The Best/worst Christmas Present Ever written by Budge Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
