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Book Synopsis TGIF! Oh Wait... I Am a MOM by : Wishly Studio
Download or read book TGIF! Oh Wait... I Am a MOM written by Wishly Studio and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-30 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the ways to help you cultivate an attitude of gratitude in your life! This journal designed to focus on being more thankful each and every day in our life. 109 pages per book, 52 weeks Size: 6"x9" (15.24x 22.86 cm) small COVER: Soft Cover (Matte) Made in the USA Gift for Busy Moms This is a great gift for friends, family and your beloved one.
Download or read book Mom Jokes written by Lisa Beth Johnson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of Okay, Boomer deliver much-needed one-liners, puns, lists, and real-life tweets to lighten the load—and life—of moms everywhere. Moms need their laughs just as much as anyone, especially when they have to relieve the stress of cranky kids, oblivious spouses, and the challenges of balancing work and family while keeping it all together—at least on the surface! Mom Jokes is a collection of more than 300 snarky, sassy, and witty jokes for moms, such as . . . Every Mother’s Day my children make me breakfast in bed. Good thing I taught them how to make bottomless mimosas. What’s the difference between me when I’m nine months pregnant and a supermodel? Nothing, because my husband values his life. The good thing about going back to work after having kids is that you have your mom boss voice perfected. I thought my seven-year-old was mature enough to feed our goldfish—and he is—he just isn’t mature enough to know they don’t eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. From family life and the daily grind to food and entertainment, this collection of jokes nails the ups and downs of motherhood, giving moms light-hearted moments to get through the heavy lifting.
Book Synopsis Tgif and Other Short Stories by : Richard V. Martin
Download or read book Tgif and Other Short Stories written by Richard V. Martin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-10-15 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TGIF AND OTHER SHORT STORIES is a series of 27 totally unrelated stories. Most have been written to challenge the reader to figure out the ending before reaching the final page. In most cases the reader will probably be wrong. Not complicated reading, rather it is an easy style for enjoyment. The book contains no profanity, but it is suggested reading for adults because of some of the stories themes. The brave author would appreciate any comments; positive or negative.
Book Synopsis My Mother the Man Eater by : Tracy Krauss
Download or read book My Mother the Man Eater written by Tracy Krauss and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's a girl to do? Joleen Allen is on the hunt. For a man, that is. Unfortunately, every time the mother of five meets a prospect, he falls for one of her daughters instead! ----Meanwhile, her ex-husband, Harold, is back in the picture after a stint in prison, and he's looking for revenge. He'll do anything to see Joleen's reputation and her relationship with their children ruined. Harold has devised an elaborate plan to slander Joleen and ruin her financially, and will stop at nothing-even murder-to see it through.----At forty-four, Joleen has seen a thing or two. She became a mother at sixteen, and her five highly independent children are now grown. Jasmine is a successful ad executive, but has a drinking problem. Jill is a tough cop, while middle child, Jennifer, surprises them all with her tenacity. Jinger is a self-centered glamour girl, and the baby of the family, Jade, is utterly spoiled. All the interesting men they meet get tossed around by this pack of barracudas. Adding to the mix are some drug deals, a kidnapping, insurance fraud, and secrets from the past, making life very complicated, indeed. ----With grit, humor, action, intrigue and romance, My Mother the Man-Eater is a redemptive story about a woman whose search for meaning in life sends her straight into...the arms of God.
Book Synopsis Your Mother's Not a Virgin! by : John Barbour
Download or read book Your Mother's Not a Virgin! written by John Barbour and published by TrineDay. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 989 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A high school dropout at 15, and deported from Canada at 17, John Barbour is recognized as "the godfather of reality TV" for his role as the creator, producer, co-host, and writer of the trendsetting hit Real People. He won the first of his five Emmys as the original host of AM LA in 1970, where he interviewed controversial anti-war guests like Mohammed Ali, Cesar Chavez, and Jane Fonda. He was the first in America to do film reviews on the news, winning three more consecutive Emmys as KNBC's Critic-At-Large. He spent ten years as Los Angeles Magazine's most widely read and quoted critic and early in his career, he made stand-up comedy appearances on The Dean Martin Show, The Tonight Show, and others. In 1992 he wrote and directed the award-winning The Garrison Tapes, which Director Oliver Stone heralded as "the perfect companion piece to my movie, JFK." In 2017 he wrote and directed part two: The American Media and the Second Assassination of President John F. Kennedy, which was applauded as "the definitive film on JFK and the rise of Fake News." In this highly entertaining, deeply informative autobiography, readers will discover what a multifaceted storyteller Barbour is.
Author :Paul Barlin Publisher :iUniverse ISBN 13 :0595243088 Total Pages :218 pages Book Rating :4.5/5 (952 download)
Download or read book written by Paul Barlin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-11-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the help of a devoted single mom, dance-talented Jill Cantori bumps her sex-oriented boyfriend, stays in school and gets back to her first love, dance.
Download or read book Dirty Daddy written by Bob Saget and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of viewers know and love Bob Saget from his role as the sweetly neurotic father on the smash hit Full House, and as the charming wisecracking host of America's Funniest Home Videos. And then there are the legions of fans who can't get enough of his scatological, out-of-his-mind stand-up routines, comedy specials, and outrageously profane performances in such shows as HBO's Entourage and the hit documentary The Aristocrats. In his bold and wildly entertaining publishing debut, he continues to embrace his dark side and gives readers the book they have long been waiting for—hilarious and often dirty. Bob believes there's a time and a place for filth. From his never-before-heard stories of what really went on behind the scenes of two of the most successful family shows of all times, with co-stars like John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, to his tales of legendary friends and colleagues like Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Don Rickles, and other show business legends, Saget opens up about some of his personal experiences with life and death, his career, and his reputation for sick humor—all with his highly original blend of silliness, vulgarity, humor and heart, and all framed by a man who loves being funny above all else.
Book Synopsis Staying Stylish by : Candace Cameron Bure
Download or read book Staying Stylish written by Candace Cameron Bure and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Candace Cameron Bure, actress best known as D.J. Tanner from Full House and a New York Times bestselling author, whose faith and wit have delighted audiences for decades, as she lets you in on her best-kept secrets for Staying Stylish. This gorgeous manual for beauty, style, health, and spiritual wellness will be your one-stop shop for everything you need to live your most stylish life. As an actress, producer, New York Times bestselling author, and inspirational speaker, Candace Cameron Bure has spent her entire life in the spotlight, and she is well aware of the pressures and forces many women face. Throughout her career, Candace has balanced her faith, family, and passion for work and found her spot as role model to women of all ages—and as a style icon. In her brand-new book Staying Stylish, Candace invites you behind the scenes of her day-to-day life and shares over 100 tips and tricks for looking and feeling your best—both inside and out. Nurture your body, style, and soul as you read through this beautiful book full of photos, insider secrets, and exciting ideas to revamp your own life into its best possible version. She offers her insight into balance, spiritual growth, and looking great while doing it all. Staying Stylish topics will include personal style, fresh hair and makeup for any age, a well-balanced diet and fitness regime, and a well-nourished spirit.
Download or read book Tiny Heart written by ,Mark and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-05-07 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine that you woke up and discovered that you were only 6 inches tall! How did this happen? Is it just possible that you've always been this way? If you really are six inches tall, how will you fit in the giant-size world you now find yourself in? It is a mystery that the tiny young woman must solve. With the help of a shy but kindhearted young man, she will not only learn the truth about her past, but perhaps about her future, as well.
Book Synopsis A Dancer on the Edge by : Paul Barlin
Download or read book A Dancer on the Edge written by Paul Barlin and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2008 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifteen year-old Jill is a talented dancer but a failing student, yet pretends to her mother Ellen that "school is fine." She continues to spend her time with parties and dating rather than study. One date goes too far and Jill is panicked about possible pregnancy. Jill continues her downhill slide until Ellen receives a letter from school that Jill will be suspended if she doesn't turn her grades around. Shocked, Ellen grounds Jill big time; no dance, no dates, no parties; only study until she passes her finals. But can that work with a teen-ager? Jill tries hard to get her life back on track but an old boyfriend tricks her away for an overnight. That's no way to study for a test. Will she ever get to pass her finals and dance again?
Book Synopsis Diary of a Witness by : Catherine Ryan Hyde
Download or read book Diary of a Witness written by Catherine Ryan Hyde and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2009-08-25 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day, something’s going to snap. . . . Ernie doesn't have a lot of friends at school. Just Will. They have stuff in common—like fishing. But more important, they have common enemies: the school jocks, who seem to find bullying just another sport. For the most part, Ernie and Will take life at high school in stride. Until Will has one very bad day. Now nothing is remotely funny. Ernie finds himself a witness—to loss, to humiliation, and to Will’s anger—an anger that’s building each and every moment. Ernie doesn’t want to believe his best friend is changing, but he can’t deny the truth. Soon he has a choice: join or die. Or can he find another way? Praise for The Day I Killed James: “Teens who have experienced crushing rejection or who have laughed at the ardent feelings of a classmate will devour this original, gripping story.”—Kirkus Reviews
Download or read book Lost in Chaos written by Tate Connors and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-08-10 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Loosely based and exaggerated on my move from NYC to Los Angeles. My first 6 months in LA and my first trip back to NYC. It is about trading a way of life for another. After changing to your New Life it is very difficult to go back to your Old Life without further bumps in life. It is about learning how different NYC is from LA and how to adapt in each, while pursuing your dreams.
Download or read book After 9/11 written by Helaina Hovitz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-05 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “You are a herald for your generation....Thank you for using your voice to help us make sense of that dark day, and forge a new beginning.”—Hillary Rodham Clinton, in a letter to Helaina Hovitz Helaina Hovitz was twelve years old and in middle school just blocks away when the World Trade Center was attacked. Her memoir encapsulates the journey of a girl growing up with PTSD after living through the events firsthand. After 9/11 chronicles its effects on a young girl at the outset of adolescence, following her as she spirals into addiction and rebellion, through loss, chaos, and confusion. The events of 9/11 were a very real part of Helaina’s life and are still vivid in her memory today. Hundreds were stranded in the neighborhood, including Helaina, without phones or electricity or anyone to help. Fear and despair took over her life. It would take Helaina more than a decade to overcome the PTSD — and subsequent alcohol addiction — that went misdiagnosed and mistreated. In many ways, After 9/11 is the story of a generation growing up in the aftermath of America’s darkest day —and for one young woman, it is the story of a survivor who, after witnessing the end, got to make a new beginning. This new trade paperback edition includes tips on how to cope with trauma, an FAQ section, and a guide to discussing 9/11 with children. “Inspirational, courageous and beautifully told. After 9/11 is a testament to the resiliency of the human spirit.” — Cathy Free, correspondent, PEOPLE magazine “Helaina Hovitz's engrossing narrative begins in the shadow of the twin towers with her as a backpack-toting twelve-year-old and plays out over the next fifteen years in dramatic - and sometimes distressing - detail. This impressive debut is both deeply evocative and intensely personal.” — Peter Canby, Senior Editor, The New Yorker “A moving and remarkable testament to a time that changed our country, told beautifully by a young woman who never gave up hope that she could reclaim her life, no matter how grim things looked.” — Sean Elder, contributor, Newsweek
Download or read book TGIF for Men written by Os Hillman and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2023-05-02 with total page 774 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Live a life of faith at work. You may think eternal impact for God can only be made on the mission field, but God has a mission for you right where you are. He wants to use you as his employee in your profession. In TGIF for Men, Os Hillman, best-selling author of devotions about faith and work, shares 365 devotions with powerful stories of men who have impacted the world for God. Os explains how you can ● walk with integrity, ● overcome obstacles, ● pursue the calling God has for you, and ● share the hope of God in your workplace. No matter what your job title is, you can be a leader for God at work today.
Book Synopsis If This Vortex Doesn't Slow Down by : S.C. Johnson
Download or read book If This Vortex Doesn't Slow Down written by S.C. Johnson and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-09-08 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The pain and the glory to be an exception—that is one definition of Bella. Then add her political predictions, ramifications, and implications will amaze the readers as to the timing and years ahead of the rest of the country she is but all predictions come true. Now add the story. This is the mothership of all cruises to take with Bella who uses her sunshine, giggles, and color to pull her through a story we all are horrified, cry, cheer, and then laugh out loud till crying she is so hilarious and eventually want to pick her up and carry her into our own lives. One exceptionally undefinable girlie like no one you will ever meet again shares her ability to survive through some one the most indescribable certifiable kidnapping scenes only for her to turn them into comedic skits to gain strength and amaze all of her survivalist nature we all could learn from. Did you ever meet someone who’s story was just so unimaginable and you cannot picture how they ended up speaking the English language forward not backward in the end she has one of the most hilarious vicious sense of humor with one of the truest hearts, biggest compassion, God-fearing , God-loving, and love of country. Bella’s voice, passion, and unrelenting prophetic political side that drives her Earnhardt speed and unnerving clairvoyant prediction to the realism of the heartbeat and destruction of our own country. The story threads one girl’s journey to get out of abusive relationships and her desire to pull our country along with her out of the abusive plot taking Life and Liberty Away from The Big Girlie and our girlie gains hers back.
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Book Synopsis David's Vineyards by : Bruce Lee Givens
Download or read book David's Vineyards written by Bruce Lee Givens and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-08-12 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Davids history provides a convincing argument that, in his case at least, homosexuality is congenitally hereditary. However, he has no predilection for publicly advocating with the growing gay communities of the 1970s San Francisco Bay Area. He has more than enough resistance regarding his sexual persuasion from his own mother to keep him busy. Fortunate in the support of other family members, especially his faithful and loving sister, he strives to ignore his mothers objections. This is a chronicle of Davids pursuit for personal happiness which takes him to London, Amsterdam, Paris, Rome and New York and the unexpected events that cause him to reevaluate his simplistic goal of self-satisfaction to maturely align his emotional and spiritual trajectory in life.
