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Download or read book Ten Silly Santas written by STEVE TURNER and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2020-09-17 with total page 115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ten silly Santas At the north North Pole One Santa cracked the ice And fell down through a hole. Find out what happened to the nine other silly Santas in this brand-new, fun-filled collection of Christmas poems for children. Written by one of the nation's favourite children’s poets, Ten Silly Santas captures both the joy and the angst of the Christmas season - making you laugh out loud while also prompting you to quietly reflect on the mystery that lies at the heart of it all. ‘Great poems. Lovely book!’ Charlie Mackesy
Download or read book Silly Santa! written by J.N. PAQUET and published by JNPAQUET Books Ltd. This book was released on 2015-12-12 with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever since he was a little boy, Silly Santa has always been late for everything. Late for school. Late for dinner. Late for birthdays. Late for holidays... Silly Santa is simply ALWAYS late for everything! How can he deliver all the presents to the children on time for Christmas? This is a children's book about the most famous Christmas character in the world who will teach children about punctuality, as we see Santa himself grow and become Father Christmas. This is a great story for the festive season, which can also be read anytime during the year.
Book Synopsis 100 Best Christmas Poems for Children by : Roger McGough
Download or read book 100 Best Christmas Poems for Children written by Roger McGough and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2021-08-19 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘If poems were gifts, and in many ways they are, children will find plenty to absorb and amuse them in this bulging stocking of an anthology.’ Roger McGough From traditional verses by Christina Rossetti and William Blake to modern classics by Julia Donaldson and Benjamin Zephaniah, this heart-warming Christmas anthology will delight children and adults of all ages. All the wonders of the season are captured in 100 Best Christmas Poems for Children. Perfect for reading aloud with all the family or for children aged 8-12 to read to themselves, there are verses that will encourage you to reflect on the Christmas themes of joy, hope and peace for all the world, while also savouring the festive fun of everything else that Christmas brings – from the opening of the first Advent window to the tidying away of all the decorations on Twelfth Night. Edited and introduced by beloved poet Roger McGough, this enchanting children’s poetry book make a wonderful gift and keepsake and will be cherished by all who read it. Children will gain an appreciation for language and storytelling as the magic of Christmas is brought to life by this anthology that they’ll return to over and over again each year.
Download or read book The Crazy Christmas Joke Book written by and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2009-10-29 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with brilliant seasonal jokes together with lots of silly stuff that will keep children giggling throughout the Christmas holidays. Cast an unwanted Gift Spell, read Santa's hilarious emails and try the Top Ten things to do with leftover turkey. With hilarious spoof ads and lots of fun Christmas features this book will really put the ho-ho-ho into your holidays.
Book Synopsis Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! by : Doreen Cronin
Download or read book Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho! written by Doreen Cronin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa comes to the barnyard in this holiday addition to the award-winning Click, Clack series from the New York Times bestselling Doreen Cronin
Book Synopsis Funny Faces Santa Claus by : Roger Priddy
Download or read book Funny Faces Santa Claus written by Roger Priddy and published by Priddy Books US. This book was released on 2008-08-19 with total page 12 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Roger Priddy’s wonderfully illustrated Funny Faces Santa Claus is full of Christmas characters and funny rhymes to read aloud, making this festive children’s book a holiday delight! With each turn of the page starting from the fuzzy cover, children will watch as Santa’s googly eyes and squishy red nose become part of the faces of a snowman, elf, reindeer, and more in this perfect read for the holiday season. Meet the Funny Faces and all their friends in this great series of preschool storybooks. Each book has a fun story told in rhyming text as well as touch-and-feel patches to explore - and there’s a noisy surprise at the end of each book too!
Book Synopsis Who Will Help Santa this Year? by : Jerry Pallotta
Download or read book Who Will Help Santa this Year? written by Jerry Pallotta and published by Cartwheel Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This year, the job is just too big. Santa Claus needs help in his workshop! He posts a sign in his yard, and soon the applicants start arriving. But the mermaids get the toys wet. The fairies leave glitter everywhere. The gnomes think brussels sprouts make great presents. And the wizards have turned Santa into a frog! Just when things are looking desperate, the elves arrive to save the day! A companion book to Who Will Guide My Sleigh Tonight?, this humorous peek behind the scenes at the North Pole is told in Jerry Pallotta's kid-friendly style and beautifully illustrated by David Biedrzycki.
Book Synopsis Silly Santa Christmas Joke Book For Kids by : Eunice Winter Publishing
Download or read book Silly Santa Christmas Joke Book For Kids written by Eunice Winter Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Christmas Story by : Jean Shepherd
Download or read book A Christmas Story written by Jean Shepherd and published by Crown. This book was released on 2010-10-27 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved, bestselling classic of humorous and nostalgic Americana—the book that inspired the equally classic Yuletide film and the live musical on Fox. The holiday film A Christmas Story, first released in 1983, has become a bona fide Christmas perennial, gaining in stature and fame with each succeeding year. Its affectionate, wacky, and wryly realistic portrayal of an American family’s typical Christmas joys and travails in small-town Depression-era Indiana has entered our imagination and our hearts with a force equal to It’s a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street. This edition of A Christmas Story gathers together in one hilarious volume the gems of autobiographical humor that Jean Shepherd drew upon to create this enduring film. Here is young Ralphie Parker’s shocking discovery that his decoder ring is really a device to promote Ovaltine; his mother and father’s pitched battle over the fate of a lascivious leg lamp; the unleashed and unnerving savagery of Ralphie’s duel in the show with the odious bullies Scut Farkas and Grover Dill; and, most crucially, Ralphie’s unstoppable campaign to get Santa—or anyone else—to give him a Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle. Who cares that the whole adult world is telling him, “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid”? The pieces that comprise A Christmas Story, previously published in the larger collections In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash and Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories, coalesce in a magical fashion to become an irresistible piece of Americana, quite the equal of the film in its ability to warm the heart and tickle the funny bone.
Book Synopsis Dad, You're Not Funny and other Poems by : Steve Turner
Download or read book Dad, You're Not Funny and other Poems written by Steve Turner and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2024-05-17 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever formed a secret club with friends? Or witnessed the flight of a cow? Have you ever heard a duck whistle? You haven't? Then read this book now. As always, Steve Turner's poems present a fresh and quirky view on life. Many of the poems in this collection are about childhood: school and holidays, dreams and monsters, food, friends... This collection of over seventy poems will entertain and interest children both in the classroom and at home. The themes and ideas are thought-provoking as well as witty and fun, and the entertaining cartoons reflect the mood of the poems. Steve Turner is the award-winning author of the best-selling poetry collection The Day I Fell Down the Toilet.
Book Synopsis The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems by : Steve Turner
Download or read book The Day I Fell Down the Toilet and Other Poems written by Steve Turner and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2024-05-17 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.
Book Synopsis Don't Take Your Elephant to School by : Steve Turner
Download or read book Don't Take Your Elephant to School written by Steve Turner and published by SPCK. This book was released on 2024-05-17 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever thought about the rules a lion would need to follow in school? Or considered the worst thing about a queue? You haven't? Then these poems are for you? In this collection of over 70 poems, Steve Turner returns to much of the word play and wit of his best-selling The Day I Fell Down the Toilet. Using the alphabet as a framework, he has written three poems for each letter (including X and Z!). This highly entertaining book will delight all Turner fans and teachers will appreciate the varied poetry forms (shape, limerick, nonsense, free, rhyming, etc). The fun, witty poems - often written from a thought-provoking point of view - cover such diverse subjects as aardvarks, cars, sausages, love and yo-yos, so there's sure to be something to interest both boys and girls.
Download or read book Missile Toe written by Devin Scillian and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas can be a very confusing holiday. Just what are sugarplums anyway?! This collection of silly poems show classic Christmas carols and traditions reimagined through the eyes of a very confused kid. With illustrations from the hysterical Marty Kelley, this is a perfect pick for a holiday full of belly laughs.
Download or read book Where's Santa? written by Chuck Whelon and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2014-10-02 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can you spot Santa and his ten elves on each delightfully detailed, hilarious scene?
Book Synopsis Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids Cat/Dog Jokes by : Jack Blaiin
Download or read book Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids Cat/Dog Jokes written by Jack Blaiin and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids. They are silly, hilarious, comic, awesome but clean jokes to make kids giggle and laugh until they shed tears of joy. This is a book for the whole family. It is excellent for FBA (Family Bonding Activity.) BONUS JOKES Q: What did the lion say to the deer before eating him? A: My deer brother. Q: Did you hear about the Jaguar that entered a car factory? A: They made him into a sports car. THIS BOOK WILL: keep kids busy throughout the Christmas season; completely kill boredom and eradicate stress; reduce the time the kids spend in front of the television screen; help them crack jokes easily; boost their self-confidence in public speaking; and enhance their social skills. BUY this book. Your kids will LOVE you.
Book Synopsis Dinosaur Christmas by : Jerry Pallotta
Download or read book Dinosaur Christmas written by Jerry Pallotta and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2013-11-26 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did Santa use to pull his sleigh before he had reindeer? Dinosaurs! Santa Claus reminisces about "the good old days" when dinosaurs pulled his sleigh. The Tyrannosaurus rex wouldn't stop licking Santa, the Pterosaurs flew too high, and the Maiasauras ate presents when no one was looking! Santa thinks the reindeer are a treasure. But when he and his old dinosaur pals look in on a little girl who's sleeping, he admits that sometimes he misses "the good old days."Children will love meeting Santa's prehistoric friends in Jerry Pallotta's silly and sweet new classic. Beautifully illustrated by Howard McWilliam, DINOSAUR CHRISTMAS is a Christmas like no other!
Download or read book Does Santa Exist? written by Eric Kaplan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-10-16 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous philosophical investigation into the existence of Santa from a co–executive producer of The Big Bang Theory—the perfect stocking stuffer for the deep thinker on everyone’s list. Emmy award–winning comedy writer and philosophy scholar Eric Kaplan brilliantly turns a search for the truth about Santa into a laugh-out-loud metaphysical romp. Surveying everything from the analytic philosophy of Bertrand Russell and Ludwig Wittgenstein to Buddhism, Taoism, and Kabbalah, Kaplan alights on comedy—including The Big Bang Theory and Monty Python—as the best way to resolve life’s most profound paradoxes, including the existence of perfect moments, Santa, and even God.
