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Download or read book Ten Redneck Babies written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When ten redneck babies stroll to town, they find all types of mischief in the golden South.
Book Synopsis Ten Redneck Babies by : Collins, David R.
Download or read book Ten Redneck Babies written by Collins, David R. and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 59 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Ten Texas Babies written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing Company Incorporated. This book was released on 2014 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When ten Texas babies mosey into town in this counting book, they find all types of mischief in the Lone Star State.
Book Synopsis The Distinctive Book of Redneck Baby Names by : Linda Barth
Download or read book The Distinctive Book of Redneck Baby Names written by Linda Barth and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2012-12-18 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Somehow names like Ashley, Michael, or Elizabeth seem a little too stiff, a little too formal for a wild and woolly world filled with tractor pulls, trailer parks, and 'Dukes of Hazzard' reruns." So how about calling the new babe Buddy, Fern, or Billy Bob? Rednecks are coming into their own. This book is sure to be a hit with expectant redneck couples.
Book Synopsis Texas Zeke and the Longhorn by : Collins, David R.
Download or read book Texas Zeke and the Longhorn written by Collins, David R. and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cumulative tale about how difficult it can be to get home for dinner! Old Texas cowboy Zeke is just trying to get home for a bowl of chili, but to do so, he must encourage his newly purchased steer to enter the corral. He finally gets his bowl of chili, but not without the threat of more repetitive and rhythmic shenanigans.
Book Synopsis Redneck Night Before Christmas by : David Davis
Download or read book Redneck Night Before Christmas written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a redneck twist on the well-known poem about an important Christmas visitor, who arrives in a pickup truck accompanied by eight hound dogs.
Book Synopsis Texas Mother Goose by : Collins, David R.
Download or read book Texas Mother Goose written by Collins, David R. and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Texas twist to classic Mother Goose rhymes with such titles as "Mary Had a White-Faced Calf," "There Was an Old Cowgirl Who Lived in a Boot," and "Pecos Peter Taco Eater."
Book Synopsis Sugar Lump's Night Before Christmas by : Simmons, Lynn
Download or read book Sugar Lump's Night Before Christmas written by Simmons, Lynn and published by Pelican Publishing. This book was released on with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sugar Lump, the little orphan calf, gets to help Santa Claus one Christmas Eve.
Book Synopsis Southern Twelve Days of Christmas, The by : David Davis
Download or read book Southern Twelve Days of Christmas, The written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2013-08-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic carol, served with a hot side of grits! "On the first day of Christmas my sugar gave to me a porch swing by a peach tree." Readers will sing along as magnolias blossom and slices of pecan pie are put on every plate. Beautiful illustrations capture the vibrancy of this delightful Southern adaptation.
Book Synopsis Twelve Days of Christmas--in Texas, That Is by : David Davis
Download or read book Twelve Days of Christmas--in Texas, That Is written by David Davis and published by Pelican Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-09-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told with a Texas twang, this tale features a dozen icons of the Lone Star state. Clever rhymes count down the days of Christmas, revealing such surprise gifts as silver spurs, oil wells, and armadillos. Festive illustrations fill the pages of this western romp.
Book Synopsis The Redneck Guide To Raisin' Children by : Annie Smith
Download or read book The Redneck Guide To Raisin' Children written by Annie Smith and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2014-08-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Redneck Guide to Raisin' Children by Annie and Glen-Bob Smith Here at last, a definitive how-to parenting guide that deals with everything from fixing up the nursery to dating outside the family. All the major concerns parents have, whether they have itty-bitty infants or teenagers smoking behind the garage, are addressed in this practical, easy-to-read manual. Topics include: *Why Smokey and the Bandit is the best baby-sitting tool of all *The use and care of snot rags *Redneck go-carts--how to build 'em and maintain 'em *Spam, and why it is considered nature's perfect food (note: tastes great with grape Kool-Aid)
Download or read book School Library Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 2005 with total page 666 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Total Redneck Manual by : T. Edward Nickens
Download or read book The Total Redneck Manual written by T. Edward Nickens and published by Weldon Owen International. This book was released on 2017-10-03 with total page 618 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This authoritative guide to the great American redneck lifestyle covers more than 200 tips on everything from hunting and fishing to guns, grub and fun. Forget all the jokes, stereotypes and caricatures. The Total Redneck Manual is a loving celebration of an all-American cultural icon, as well as a practical guide full of homespun advice on how to enjoy the great outdoors. From skinning squirrels and rabbits to skinny-dipping, knife-throwing, and teaching your kid to flyfish, this comprehensive guide covers all the bases. In true Field & Stream fashion, it's packed with tips on essential outdoor skills, from picking the right hunting dog and sighting in a rifle to fixing just about anything with duct tape and frying up catfish just like grandma used to make. You'll also learn to open a beer bottle with just about anything, spit on a campfire with deadly accuracy, and kit out the truck of your dreams—with spray paint.
Book Synopsis Texas Zeke and the Longhorn by : David Davis
Download or read book Texas Zeke and the Longhorn written by David Davis and published by Pel. This book was released on 2018-03-26 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the award-winning "Ten Redneck Babies" is back. Trying to get home for dinner, Texas cowboy Zeke must first convince his newly purchased steer to go into the corral. But it's not as easy as he thinks. Full color.
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Download or read book American Book Publishing Record written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 792 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Redneck Kid’S Stories of Refusing to Grow Up by : Charles Ray Totty
Download or read book A Redneck Kid’S Stories of Refusing to Grow Up written by Charles Ray Totty and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-08-29 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These roughly chronological stories starting with my earliest memories and continuing to the next eighty years are based on actual activities, including some encounters while coping with aggressive roosters and in-laws. My happy life has been enriched with lessons learned by watching birds, animals, and other humans, even snakes. Life in the piney woods of Alabama prepared me for many adventures encountered in New England, Old England, Korea, Upper Peninsula, south Louisiana, and the Midwest. Sadly, many of the people mentioned are now deceased. Some names have been changed to avoid embarrassment. These awesome people have shaped my happy lifestyle, even the policeman that dropped his pad and vamoosed as well as the Tacoma sex-soliciting pervert, not to mention a drafts lady toting a pail of water or the Bentley-craving client. In the book, you will find a list of reasons I refuse to grow up and a list of a several things eighty years of living have taught me. You might even learn about a titty bream.
Book Synopsis Redneck Riviera by : Dennis Covington
Download or read book Redneck Riviera written by Dennis Covington and published by Counterpoint Press. This book was released on 2004 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author describes his odyssey to the Gulf Coast of the Florida Panhandle to claim his inheritance, two and a half acres of land purchased by his father, in a study of the clash of values that is tearing apart much of rural America.