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Book Synopsis Color Me F*cking Calm by : Hannah Caner
Download or read book Color Me F*cking Calm written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-05-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s about time you f*cking relaxed! The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!
Book Synopsis Super Subversive Cross Stitch by : Julie Jackson
Download or read book Super Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by Sasquatch Books. This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the OG of the Subversive Cross Stitch movement (and brand of the same name) comes Super Subversive Cross Stitch. Featuring 50 easy-to-make designs—both brand-new patterns and fan favorites—stitched together with trademark wit. Don't freak out. Don't make this about you. May your life be as amazing as you pretend it is on Facebook. What fresh hell is this? Not today, Satan. Super Subversive Cross Stitch is here to provide crafters with the snarky inspirations they love to stitch. The book features 50 patterns—23 brand-new designs and 27 fan favorites—along with easy-to-follow instructions for the beginner and fonts and designs for adventurous crafters looking to customize their creations. It recasts a traditional, dare we say "sentimental," craft into a modern, relevant art form. It's the latest offering in the Subversive Cross Stitch brand, beloved by legions of DIYers. Less messy than graffiti, Super Subversive Cross Stitch allows crafters to adorn walls with political pith and irreverent twists on classic quotes ("I think, therefore I drink," "Let the good times be gin"). “This book reminds me that I'm not alone in being crafty and sweary all at the same time. Pass the gin.” —Jenny Lawson, New York Times–bestselling author of Furiously Happy, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, and Broken "Julie is the true OG of the subversive cross-stitch movement. Modern cross-stitch design would not be what it is today without her. She is a positive and supportive force in the cross-stitch community, providing mentorship to other designers and welcoming new stitchers into the hobby. I am so excited about her new book!" —Stephanie Rohr, author of Feminist Cross-Stitch
Book Synopsis Fuck Off, I'm Coloring by : Dare You Stamp Co.
Download or read book Fuck Off, I'm Coloring written by Dare You Stamp Co. and published by Dare You Stamp Company. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color the living shit out of this new stress-relieving, fucking swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to do is to tell everyone to “fuck the fuck off”. Now you can say it in color! - There are more ways to say “fuck you” than ever with this collection of over 50 satisfyingly inappropriate coloring pages. - Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the zen wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. - Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. No matter what you do, make sure you do whatever the fuck you want!
Download or read book Ask the Pilot written by Patrick Smith and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Though we routinely take to the air, for many of us flying remains a mystery. Few of us understand the how and why of jetting from New York to London in six hours. How does a plane stay in the air? Can turbulence bring it down? What is windshear? How good are the security checks? Patrick Smith, an airline pilot and author of Salon.com's popular column, "Ask the Pilot," unravels the secrets and tells you all there is to know about the strange and fascinating world of commercial flight. He offers: A nuts and bolts explanation of how planes fly Insights into safety and security Straight talk about turbulence, air traffic control, windshear, and crashes The history, color, and controversy of the world's airlines The awe and oddity of being a pilot The poetry and drama of airplanes, airports, and traveling abroad In a series of frank, often funny explanations and essays, Smith speaks eloquently to our fears and curiosities, incorporating anecdotes, memoir, and a life's passion for flight. He tackles our toughest concerns, debunks conspiracy theories and myths, and in a rarely heard voice dares to return a dash of romance and glamour to air travel.
Book Synopsis La Force du silence. Le film complet : ciné-roman by :
Download or read book La Force du silence. Le film complet : ciné-roman written by and published by . This book was released on 1930 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book F*ck the Patriarchy written by Jen Meyers and published by Totally Inappropriate. This book was released on 2018-10-06 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Time to Step UpIt's time for us to band together--women and men--to put an end to the toxic patriarchy we're living in. Let's be clear, patriarchy is NOT men. It's a system in which men hold all the power and women are largely excluded. That's the world we're still inexplicably living in. It's time to build a truly equitable democracy that we can be proud to pass on to future generations. A future in which all our sons will grow up to be responsible and respectful, without a hint of entitlement. A future in which all our daughters will not have a plethora of #MeToo stories, where sexual harassment or assault will be the rare exception, not the rule. And that's what this coloring book is for. To inspire you to be heard, be seen, and be believed. To KNOW you matter. To keep fighting for your rights, keep fighting to make this world a better place. Between these pages, you'll find 38 beautiful, single-sided frameable designs with stirring messages to remind you of the power you hold, to embrace your well-justified anger and channel it to effect change. We CAN do it. We MUST do it.Let's get smashing.* A portion of the proceeds from this book will be donated to nonprofit organizations that empower women. Because fuck the patriarchy.
Download or read book Tim Gunn written by Tim Gunn and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “There seems to be no one more qualified or equipped to ponder or even, dare I say, dictate ‘quality, taste, and style’ than Tim.” —Sarah Jessica Parker, actor/producer As Bravo’s style mentor on Project Runway and Chair of the Fashion Design Department at Parsons The New School for Design, Tim Gunn became a household name. He delivered advice in a frank, witty, and authoritative manner that delighted audiences. Now readers can benefit from Tim’s considerable fashion wisdom in Tim Gunn: A Guide to Quality, Taste & Style. He discusses every aspect of creating and maintaining your personal style: how to dress for various occasions, how to shop (from designer to chain to vintage stores), how to pick a fashion mentor, how to improve your posture, find the perfect fit, and more. He’ll challenge every reader—whether a seasoned fashionista or a style neophyte-to “make it work!” “Tim Gunn’s book is as fun and informative as his knowledge of fashion!!!” —Diane von Furstenberg, designer “Tim’s book is perfect for helping you find your own personal style and accentuate it. His witty and encouraging voice is evident throughout, focusing on everything from organizing your closet and maintaining your wardrobe to caring for your skin and perfecting your posture. Whether you’re a fashion expert or a style novice, Tim’s book is full of practical yet chic tidbits everyone can enjoy.” —Nina Garcia, editor-in-chief of Elle magazine “Whether revealing the secrets of ‘The Under Arsenal’ or ruminating on the ‘tone’ and ‘diction’ of a handbag, Gunn’s text is clever, a touch waggish, and highly practical for both ensemble mavens and fashion criminals.” —Publishers Weekly
Book Synopsis Have the Relationship You Want by : Rori Gwynne
Download or read book Have the Relationship You Want written by Rori Gwynne and published by . This book was released on 2006-11 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A step-by-step guide for women to tranforming your love life practically overnight.
Book Synopsis Subversive Cross Stitch by : Julie Jackson
Download or read book Subversive Cross Stitch written by Julie Jackson and published by powerHouse Books. This book was released on 2015-02-17 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julie Jackson is back and more subversive than ever! This new anniversary edition of her classicSubversive Cross Stitchcelebrates more than 10 years of delightfully snarky, in-your-face cross stitch with 50 full-color patterns including17 brand-new designs, such as "Don't Be Such A Baby" and "Cheer Up, Loser." Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs For Your Sassy Sideinvites stitchers of all levels to fully express their bad-ass crafty selves, whether they need to release their inner curmudgeon or let fly with a witty insult. With alphabet charts and easy-to-follow instructions for every design,Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs For Your Sassy Sideincludes everything you need to get your craft on from the original instigator of subversive stitching.
Book Synopsis I F*cking Love You by : Sasha O'Hara
Download or read book I F*cking Love You written by Sasha O'Hara and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the Creator of the Best Seller Calm the F*ck Down, Sasha is Back with Another Hilarious Coloring Adventure about Love! I f*cking Love You is the perfect ode to real love - as in your darling snores like a chainsaw and leaves their dirty socks on the floor but you still love them damnit.When the honeymoon is over and the flames aren't burning as hot as your special someone's farts under the covers, get out your pens and pencils and color the things you can't say.Melt your tension away with these beautiful and hilarious pages. Relax and unwind even when love feels like a four-letter word. Express your affection in all its sometimes awkward and snarky glory. Over 45 Single-Sided Coloring Pages Color Test Page Included Ranges from Moderate to Detailed in Complexity. You Choose What You Want to Color Based on Your Mood. A Variety of Beautiful Designs Including Hearts, Flowers, Animals and Abstract Doodles Each Page Has its Own Subversive Saying, Like: "I'm sorry we fought, I hate it when you're wrong", "I love you more than I did yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off", "You're an asshole. But you're MY asshole", "As long as you keep loving me I can keep hiding my crazy", "Pumped to get Humped", and many, many more. Contains Adult Language. www.sashaohara.com What people are saying about Sasha's Adult Coloring Books "Love, love, love this coloring book! I've recently become addicted to coloring as a way to relieve stress at the end of the day...This one is AMAZING! It's got great pages that are amusing and beautifully drawn. This is my new favorite in my collection."- Nicole F. "Coloring is FUN, especially in this book! This is a great, fun and stress-relieving book! The sayings make me smile, the words and illustrations are fun to color... and sometimes they resonate so much that they end up on my refrigerator!!!" - Celia G. "I love Sasha's sarcastic way of thinking. Right up my alley. Sasha never disappoints." - Tabatha H. "Great way to end a tough day. What a fantastic addition to the adult coloring book scene. Great illustrations and cheeky, but uplifting messages. I am really enjoying this book and the stress relief it provides after a busy day." - SK "Another totally awesome book by Sasha O'Hara! Lots of laughs too!! I love ALL of Sasha O'Hara's books and have them all!! I highly recommend all of her books, they will brighten any day and make you laugh and smile!! Her pages are so fun!!!" - AR
Book Synopsis The Video Watchdog Book by : Tim Lucas
Download or read book The Video Watchdog Book written by Tim Lucas and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 420 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Read What You've Been Missing! This profusely illustrated video consumer guide is a must for all fans & collectors of Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy films on tape & disc. A companion to the popular VIDEO WATCHDOG Magazine, THE VIDEO WATCHDOG BOOK contains witty & informative descriptions of 100s of titles, including out-of-print rarities, alternate versions, foreign language & import releases, continuity errors... even detailed descriptions of missing (& censored) scenes! Written by video authority Tim Lucas, whose work has appeared in numerous books & magazines in the United States & Europe. Also includes an indispensible list of more than 650 retitled videos, a book index, plus a complete index to the first 12 issues of VIDEO WATCHDOG Magazine! Features a Foreword by cult Director Joe Dante (GREMLINS, THE HOWLING), a striking full-color cover by Stephen R. Bissette (SWAMP THING), & spot illustrations by Brian Thomas (TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES). Here's what the experts say about VIDEO WATCHDOG: "Fascinating... the best effort of its kind I've seen!"--Vincent Price. "A thorough, accurate, & knowledgeable source that's as good as anything I've read!"--Christopher Lee. "Intriguing, thought-provoking, & marvelously obsessive!--USA TODAY.
Download or read book F*ck Trump written by Nasty Woman and published by Toppings Publishing. This book was released on 2017-02-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get your copy of the official coloring book of the resistance! Have the headlines since the election made you want to bury your head in the sand? Now you can relieve your stress and nurture your spirit with this beautiful and irreverent adult coloring book! It includes 25 single-sided adult coloring pages ranging from moderate to complex in detail. Images include birds, bees, flowers, animals, and more. Each page has #Resistance-bolstering text, such as "Her Choice," "Nasty Woman," "Impeach," and other humorous and subversive sayings. A portion of all proceeds is donated to an organization distinct from, but not entirely unlike, the USA Polite Freedom Society.
Book Synopsis Adult Activity Book by : Adult Activity Adult Activity Book
Download or read book Adult Activity Book written by Adult Activity Adult Activity Book and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: UPDATED AND REVISED FOR 2018! We read your reviews, listened to your feedback, and made this the best Adult Activity Book on Amazon! Put down your phone and entertain your brain with 136 pages of mazes, quizzes, expert-level dot-to-dot puzzles, and more. There's even a PLAY WITH A FRIEND section! This book is perfect to take on the airplane or camping or to carry in your briefcase or purse for games on-the-go. Includes: Stress-relieving coloring pages Sudoku Dot-to-Dot Word Search Word Scramble USA Map Quiz World Capital Quiz Tic-Tac-Toe Dots & Boxes Hangman Promote relaxation, improve critical thinking, and exercise your mind! Activity level ranges from introductory to expert, making this a perfect all-around adult activity book.
Book Synopsis The English-English Kannada Dictionary by : Tony Augarde
Download or read book The English-English Kannada Dictionary written by Tony Augarde and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 611 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Gnome Sweet Gnome by : Sassy Colouring
Download or read book Gnome Sweet Gnome written by Sassy Colouring and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gnome Sweet Gnome an adult colouring book by Sassy Colouring.This colouring book has 40+ unique and beautiful hand drawn illustrations by Sassy Colouring.Each page is duplicated in the book so that you can try out different ideas on the same image.That give you over 80 images to colour!If you are a complete beginner in the world of colouring or have been colouring for years, these pages are designed to work with your skill level and techniques.The paper is not to every ones taste it is 60lb or 90gsm, but if you want to get a PDF copy of this book to print the pages onto paper you love - then you can head over to my Etsy store for digital copies.Iif you enjoy this title why not have a look at some of the other Sassy Colouring titles available!
Author :Hans Jacob Christoph von Grimmelshausen Publisher :Simon and Schuster ISBN 13 :1627938982 Total Pages :527 pages Book Rating :4.6/5 (279 download)
Book Synopsis The Adventurous Simplicissimus by : Hans Jacob Christoph von Grimmelshausen
Download or read book The Adventurous Simplicissimus written by Hans Jacob Christoph von Grimmelshausen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-01 with total page 527 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The novel follows a boy from the Spessart named Simplicius in the Holy Roman Empire during the 30 Years War as he grows up in the depraved environment and joins the armies of both warring sides, switching allegiances several times. Born to an illiterate peasant family, he is separated from his home by foraging dragoons and is eventually adopted by a forest hermit. He is conscripted at a young age into service, and from there embarks on years of foraging, military triumph, wealth, prostitution, disease, travels to Russia, and countless other adventures.
Book Synopsis Gimme Some Sugar by : Sawyer Bennett
Download or read book Gimme Some Sugar written by Sawyer Bennett and published by Big Dog Books, LLC. This book was released on 2019-06-11 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Larkin Mancinkus prides herself on making the town of Whynot, North Carolina just a little sweeter. As owner of Sweet Cakes Bakery, Larkin gets all the town gossip – the sugar, the spice, and the everything not so nice. So when she finds herself on the tip of everyone’s tongue thanks to an encounter with a mysterious and handsome stranger, she learns the true meaning of ‘if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.’ Deacon Locke has spent his life traveling the world with no particular destination in mind. But when he rolls into Whynot on his Harley, he just knows there is something different about this town. What he doesn’t know is that out of all the places he’s traveled and all the people he’s met, the gorgeous bakery owner might just entice him to put down some solid roots. Come on down to see what’s cookin’ between Larkin and Deacon!
