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Book Synopsis Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad by : Dad Gag Gifts
Download or read book Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad written by Dad Gag Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-24 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 GIFT FOR GRANDPA - GRANDFATHERS - GRAMPS (We love him so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of life, work, or even retirement! Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at family gatherings, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )
Book Synopsis Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad by : Zoom Coloring
Download or read book Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad written by Zoom Coloring and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-19 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT INSPIRATIONAL ADULT COLORING BOOK? This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
Book Synopsis Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad by : Bookish Swear Coloring Book
Download or read book Swear Like A Mother Fucking Dad written by Bookish Swear Coloring Book and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for Adults? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! This deliciously profane, stress-relieving swear word coloring book is perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. With illustrations ranging from simple to intricate inspirational coloring book will provide hours of fun and relaxation. PROVIDES HOURS OF COLORING FUN, AT HOME, AT WORK, OR WHEN TRYING NOT TO SWEAR OUT LOUD(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! GET YOUR COPY TODAY!
Book Synopsis Swearing Like a Motherfucking Dad by : Colorful Swearing Dreams
Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking Dad written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR PARENTS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where fathers and parents can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULTS ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "Dad: a motherfucking superhuman capable of producing miracles every single day" "Being a dad is like a walk in the park ... if that park is Jurassic fucking Park" "Neighbors: to avoid injury, don't tell me how to raise my kids, dickheads" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, directors, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Download or read book Daddy's Curse written by Luke. G Dahl and published by Cedenheim Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another classic from the bestselling author of the Daddy's Curse Series. - International Book Awards 2020 - Reader's Favorite 5-Star Award Seeds of Malevolence Bat Erdene was the only child of rich oriental parents. Growing up, he had everything a kid should want, except the most important thing—parental affection. From the outside, Bat had a perfect childhood, but it was another story altogether when the doors were closed. Growing up in an environment where his mother was abused regularly by his father without respite, will damage Bat's psyche tremendously, and will lead to him committing offenses that slowly increased in gravity until it culminated in the ultimate crime. Patricide. Vicious Cycle Much older now and in ownership of his father's estate with the help of his mentor Ming, as well as being married with a daughter, Bat seems to be in perfect control of his life—except for his perverted attraction to little boys. A dirty secret that he had no intention of stopping. Last Straw Convinced he would never be able to escape the vicious cycle of abuse, he decides to send his daughter away and fully gives in to the life of a criminal and masterminds a vast network of child-trafficking. He comes into contact with Od, Altantsetseg and Chinua, taking a liking to Od and his friends and abusing them every chance he got. Profoundly poignant and deeply moving, Luke G. Dahl weaves another heart-rending tale about negligence, abuse, tragedy, blackmail and finally, hope. Page Up and Order Now.
Book Synopsis Pandora, her Box and her Daddy's Curse by : Alejandro Estrada
Download or read book Pandora, her Box and her Daddy's Curse written by Alejandro Estrada and published by Alejandro Estrada. This book was released on 2012-10-05 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alejandro has written an autobiographical memoir which he feels has the potential to greatly benefit society. Unfortunately his message does not agree with the current "agenda" and he has been blacklisted by the United States media. On the morning of December 14, 2012, the nation found out the reason why Alejandro was such a threat because the effect from this corruption resulted in the tragic events at Sandy Hook Elementary and thus, every American Citizen is indirectly affected by the information contained in this publication. The reality is that if the Vatican would have acknowledged Alejandro's warning, those events could have been prevented. It was in February 2009 when Alejandro returned home from a short hiatus and discovered he had been locked out by strangers. His partner, well-known porn director Michael Goss, was dead and Alejandro knew something was horribly wrong. He went to the Los Angeles Sheriffs for help, but instead, they publicly humiliated him. When the Santa Monica based attorney, Jan Morrison, filed for probate on behalf of her client, Thomas Proechel, Alejandro submitted a formal allegation against him for the murder of Michael Goss, which the authorities completely ignored. Eight months later, music artist Lady Gaga released the song "Alejandro." She has stated her inspiration was from a "Sex Monster" and the reason is because Michael Goss's media company Goss Productions, produced male fetish pornography. Lady Gaga allegedly knows the individual responsible for killing Michael Goss; that individual is a member of the Royal Arch degree of Freemasonry. His Masonic brother, Steve Cooley, happens to be the District Attorney for Los Angeles and when Alejandro confronted Mr. Cooley alleging R. William Rheinschild for the murder of Michael Goss, the response from the DA's office informed him that Michael Goss's estate, which was valued at approximately $10 Million, "did not meet the preliminary requirement of the Major Fraud division to consider investigating"; the requirement was a total property loss of at least $300,000.00. As an insult, Mr. Cooley's office redirected Alejandro back to the local authorities. The truth is, local and federal authorities have refused to help Alejandro. His career has been ruined by defamation. In December 2010 he filed a declaration which presented the evidence that proved Michael Goss was murdered. A month later an attempt to murder him failed and the LAPD censored his police report and in March 2012, Alejandro's image appeared without his consent in an advertisement for BluMedia Group which was posted on an adult pay-per-view networking website. His image was manipulated to appear as if he was being raped and was entitled "The Predator and the Prey." After confronting a representative for Katz Media Group in New York City, the Vice President of Public Relations suggested he write a book. The intention was to stall time so Alejandro's statute of limitations would run out but to everyone's surprise, Alejandro finished his book within a week and submitted it to the Library of Congress in August 2012 and in fact, Alejandro has dedicated his book to the VP of PR for Katz Media. Since person responsible for killing Michael Goss has corrupted local government in his favor and because Alejandro has exhausted every avenue for recourse, he had no other choice but to elevate his case to God's divine jurisdiction. The reason why this book is significant is because Alejandro exposes the root of social injustice and in the last chapter he makes some very specific statements that came to fruition in October 2012 when hurricane Sandy hit the northeastern United States. Do not pass this book up because Alejandro's message just might be our salvation against the Beast called Freemasonry.
Book Synopsis This Father Needs A Mother Fucking Drink by : Dad Gifts
Download or read book This Father Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Dad Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-24 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 GIFT FOR DADS - FATHERS - STEPFATHERS - FATHER-IN-LAWS (We love him so much, there are so many names!) Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. You can actually give a gift that is fun and will be appreciated! This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of life, work, or even retirement! Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, at family gatherings, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great for a holiday gift! Order now for a gift that will be appreciated: )
Download or read book Agatha's Curse written by Jaiden Frost and published by Jaiden Frost Presents, LLC. This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page 238 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grimewood wasn't what Michael expected, but then again... he didn't know what to expect. Except the crippling feeling of being constantly alone, which he had plenty of. Being the new kid is hard enough without having to deal with divorced parents and a creepily distant grandmother.But now a cursed town?At least that's what she told him. Never the one to have much interaction with people beyond blood relation, catching a beautiful woman's eye isn't something Michael is used to, but Hazel has had her's on him since the day he moved into town. Now he's caught up in the entanglement that is teenage infatuation and making decisions that his anxiety never would have normally allowed.Including a decision that will inevitably put him and the entire town in the face of death.
Book Synopsis The Gift of Adversity by : Lisa Standeven
Download or read book The Gift of Adversity written by Lisa Standeven and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2022-05-25 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Gift of Adversity is a collection of stories and strategies from a life lived through challenge. It began as a means of healing after the workplace accident that claimed Lisa Standeven’s dominant hand, making her an amputee. Confronting physical and emotional damage was only the beginning of Lisa’s journey. The more she healed, the more she grew, setting new goals and reaching new heights. This is an account of her journey. Although the stories are unique to Lisa, the emotions and challenges are common to every human experience. The recalling and recounting of life’s failures and setbacks brings to light many valuable lessons. This is a book of hope, and includes tangible tool —proven to turn trials into triumphs—that you can use every day. The message is this: you have everything you need to succeed. Have the courage to embrace your true self and shine your unique light in the world. Every challenge and adversity brings gifts of learning, humility, and inspiration. No one does it alone; build a winning team with people who lift you up and support your goals and dreams. And remember, no summit marks the end of your growth. The journey continues. Enjoy each moment. Have faith.
Book Synopsis Curse? There Ain't No Stinking Chicago Cub Curse by : James Wolfe
Download or read book Curse? There Ain't No Stinking Chicago Cub Curse written by James Wolfe and published by Mary Ann Presman. This book was released on 2009-12-23 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of eleven entertaining, thought-provoking stories about sports and the games people play offers both a male and female perspective on just what's so funny about the ways we compete.
Download or read book The Fix written by Natasha Sinel and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One conversation is all it takes to break a world wide open. Seventeen-year-old Macy Lyons has been through something no one should ever have to experience. And she’s dealt with it entirely alone. On the outside, she’s got it pretty good. Her family’s well-off, she’s dating the cute boy next door, she has plenty of friends, and although she long ago wrote her mother off as a superficial gym rat, she’s thankful to have allies in her loving, laid-back dad and her younger brother. But a conversation with a boy at a party one night shakes Macy out of the carefully maintained complacency that has defined her life so far. The boy is Sebastian Ruiz, a recovering addict who recognizes that Macy is hardened by dark secrets. And as Macy falls for Sebastian, she realizes that, while revealing her secret could ruin her seemingly perfect family, keeping silent might just destroy her. The Fix follows two good-hearted teenagers coming to terms with the cards they were dealt. It’s also about the fixes we rely on to cope with our most shameful secrets and the hope and fear that come with meeting someone who challenges us to come clean. Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Download or read book You and Me written by Michael S. Ryan and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You and Me is a laugh-out-loud compilation of travel stories by husband and wife creatives, Michael S. Ryan and Kristen Herrington. From the textured rainforest of Costa Rica to the streets of Bangkok, this book is about the journey of falling in love, at times beautifully evocative and at others wildly amusing. The authors give tips for wary travellers, and show quite definitely how wandering down the street following your nose is better than following the guidebook every time. Ryan and Herrington are true adventurers unafraid of diving head first into the spontaneity of the moment. They don their backpacks to hike a volcano in flip-flops, sprint through airports, encounter foreign drug dealers and take you places you’ve never imagined. The book is a perfect fit for readers who want to learn the art of people-watching and get out of resorts and into the busy marketplace. It is a gem for anyone planning their first trip overseas or simply wanting to escape into the myriad of destinations without leaving their armchair.
Book Synopsis I Curse You with Joy by : Tiffany Haddish
Download or read book I Curse You with Joy written by Tiffany Haddish and published by Diversion Books. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tiffany Haddish is back with her highly anticipated new essay collection, I Curse You With Joy. It’s been a minute since readers last sat down with Tiffany Haddish. Since The Last Black Unicorn, Haddish has catapulted to A-List fame as the breakout star of Girls Trip. She’s walked the Oscars red carpet, released a hit stand-up special with Netflix, and made history as the first black female comedian to host Saturday Night Liveand Shark Week. But it hasn’t been all VIP parties and free diving with apex predators. In these humorous and heartfelt essays, Tiffany gets real about the highs and lows of life. Believe it or not, there was a time when Tiffany didn’t totally know who Tiffany was. Before she found her groove, she was on stage dressed like her snobby airline coworkers telling halfhearted dick jokes. She tanked. It took a fake penis, some help from friends, and a little encouragement from Bob Saget, but eventually Tiffany figured out Tiffany. I Curse You With Joy celebrates all the lessons she learned along the way—the joy and the pain. Tiffany reckons with the legacy of her childhood trauma, the challenges of being a black woman in the entertainment industry, and her bittersweet reunion with her estranged father after nearly twenty years apart. And don’t worry, she’s got plenty of advice to share, too. I Curse You With Joy is Tiffany Haddish unfiltered. (We know what you’re thinking...how much more unfiltered can she get?) These essays lay it all bare, bringing readers into Tiffany’s inner circle where joy, honesty, humor, and heart are the order of the day.
Download or read book Daddy Issues written by McFly and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-02-19 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We all use the word remembrance as a memory tool or a hope of recollection for ourselves when we have fallen into deep depression or have a feeling of hopelessness, to remember those incredibly special moments we shared with others. December 25th, Christmas Day for all kids, is the best day of the year (besides their own birthday). It’s a celebration full of happiness, gifts, smiles, laughter, joy, and excitement. You would never associate that day with a broken heart, sadness, and a mother having to tell her three kids the worst news ever ... well, it’s possible. Life experienced a kid named Ray at a young age to grow up and understand the real importance of being strong for the people that are around you. December 25th, 2008, his father Memphis committed suicide and it made him question everybody and everything, including God. He was in the 3rd grade, eight years old, and the oldest of three children. His family went through one of the hardest times in their life, with no one to turn to in times of despair. At that point in his life, he could not grasp the purpose of that decision and mentally was disturbed. He didn’t know how to handle what he was going through, with that being said, he decided that nothing in life was worth it anymore and succeeding wasn’t on his agenda any longer. He gave up. He didn't go to school for two months straight. He quit sports. He never ate, and at times, he questioned life itself. His mother Star was the only thing that kept him moving and motivated. She was his inspiration, motivation, and the reason he kept going.
Download or read book Cuss Control written by James V. O’Connor and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-04-21 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FINALLY-THE CURE FOR THE COMMON CURSE! Faced with an epidemic of profanity, our country is in need of practical suggestions for breaking a habit that has ordinary citizens contributing to the decline of civility and good manners. It's not always easy to resist the urge to cuss, but foul language creates an unfavorable image, is damaging to relationships, and goes hand-in-hand with a negative attitude. Now, James V. O'Connor-founder of the Cuss Control Academy-offers the first book to explain why we swear and how we can learn to hold our tongues. Cuss Control doesn't call for the total elimination of swearing, just for its confinement to situations where extreme emotion (think hammer, think thumb) demand it. His program for easing us off the gutter-talk highway involves alternative "potent phrases" for classic curses, including the F-word; ways to communicate clearly rather than use lazy language; and tips on adjusting our attitude and abolishing obscenities. Packed with practical exercises and tips, as well as thoughtful reflection on how we've worked ourselves up into such a state of affairs, Cuss Control is a refreshing celebration of the joys of a civil tongue. "O'Connor is not ready to rid the world of dirty words. He just thinks less cursing is the key to a less stressful world, and maintains that even natural-born cursers can learn to control their anger along with their language." -Knight-Ridder Newspapers
Download or read book I Do Solemnly Swear written by R.J. Rice and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-10-06 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is dedicated to the hard working men and women who wear a police uniform everywhere in America. This book contains individual stories concerning actual events which the author was involved in during his 28 years as a Philadelphia Police Officer These incidents include homicide, rape, child abuse, robbery and almost any other deviate act devised by the human mind- it also contains some of the more humorous aspects of the job. It demonstrates how quickly a quiet moment can turn into a life and death struggle and how police officers must decide in a heart - beat what actions to take. Their decision may define the rest of their careers and their lives as well as the lives of the public they serve. The uniform officers do not have the luxury of hindsight when making their decisions. An officer makes un-told number of life altering decisions during law enforcement career. Most of the time they make the right choice but occasionally they make a mistake. This book demonstrates how an officer is forced to be a doctor, lawyer and occasionally a judge. The life of a cop is a thankless job but yet they continue to do it. This book contains just a sample of what a police officer sees during his / her police careers.
Book Synopsis Moms Who Drink and Swear by : Nicole Knepper
Download or read book Moms Who Drink and Swear written by Nicole Knepper and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
