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Download or read book F E G written by Robin Hirsch and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-12-21 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Appealing to word lovers of all ages, "F E G" is a playful collection of 24 original poems in which each individual poem is a puzzle using wordplay. Full color.
Download or read book Stupid Poems 12 written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is New South Wales called New South Wales? When the British came to Oz, They called it New South Wales ‘cos They gazed upon those sun-kissed lands, The swaying palms, the golden sands, And said “This place we’ve landed on, see, We’ve named because it's just like Swansea.” Are you ever annoyed by TV newsreaders when they sit on sofas, or are unwilling to pronounce difficult foreign names? If so, this is the book for you. In Ian’s traditional style, Stupid Poems 12 features a unique combination of highbrow interests and a childish sense of humour. There are the usual sideways takes on familiar themes, which in this case include ‘Waltzing Matilda’, garden pests and the classical myth of Dido and Aeneas. In the words of one reviewer, Stupid Poems 11 was ‘juvenile’ and ‘vulgar’; if this is your kind of humour, you’ll enjoy Stupid Poems 12. This volume will be of particular interest if you are Australian, Welsh, or a goat
Download or read book Stupid Poems written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2008-06-01 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems seeking to be witty and amusing. It features subjects ranging from themes as elevated as opera and Greek mythology to subjects like baseball all the way down to the childish and ridiculous.
Download or read book Stupid Poems 4 written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2009 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fourth volume of humourous poems from Ian Vannoey, this book is full of humourous poems that will amuse the reader.
Download or read book Stupid Poems 16 written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2021-01-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who has never sat on a bus and wondered what the driver’s christian name is? Who has never owned an armadillo with musical potential? Who has never wondered what patriotic song to sing while washing their hands? These are just some of life’s important questions which ‘Stupid Poems’, once again, explores. A dinosaur said to another dinosaur, When something in the sky he saw: ‘Oh look, there’s an asteroid. Do you think it’s something we should av...
Download or read book Stupid Poems 14 written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The brand spanking new poetry book from comedic poet Ian Vannoey. Featuring 28 laugh-out-loud poems to be enjoyed alone or read out loud.Relatable humour – poems such as "The Beast from the East" and Donald Trump anagrams. Stupid Poems 14 is a collection of comic poems and other items which display an interest in serious subjects and a childish sense of humour. The subjects, which range from the serious to the ludicrous, include opera and eyebrows. The treatment of the subjects, however, is always ludicrous; the worlds of politics and religion are not immune. “At home I use a sprayTo keep alligators away.“What alligators?” you say.It really works, this spray.” – “How to protect yourself from alligators.”
Download or read book More Stupid Poems written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2009 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This amusing collection of poems deals with a wide range of topics in a light-hearted way.
Book Synopsis Even More Stupid Poems by : Ian Vannoey
Download or read book Even More Stupid Poems written by Ian Vannoey and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2009-06 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This volume of humourous poems from Ian Vannoey will amuse all readers.
Download or read book Silly Poems written by Paul Cookson and published by Hippo Bks. This book was released on 2005 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A ridiculously rib-tickling selection of the silliest poems ever written. Paul Cookson has compiled a collection of verse old and new which will have you clutching your sides and gagging for more...|
Download or read book Stupid Hope written by Jason Shinder and published by Graywolf Press. This book was released on 2009-08-04 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The final collection by the late Jason Shinder, "one of the finest of our new poets" (Gerald Stern) I close my eyes and try to remember when I was unopposed, when I started to die, buoyant, fragrant, shuddering with love. —from "Before" Jason Shinder's last poems are his moving testimonies to poetry, love, and friendship. With power, clarity, and disarming humor, the poems confront grief and mortality with a humility and fortitude that come only "with hope, stupid hope." Stupid Hope is Shinder's wry, penetrating, and wise farewell.
Book Synopsis I'm Just No Good at Rhyming by : Chris Harris
Download or read book I'm Just No Good at Rhyming written by Chris Harris and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The instant New York Times bestseller featured on NPR's Weekend Edition with Scott Simon! B. J. Novak (bestselling author of The Book With No Pictures) described this groundbreaking poetry collection as "Smart and sweet, wild and wicked, brilliantly funny--it's everything a book for kids should be." Lauded by critics as a worthy heir to such greats as Silverstein, Seuss, Nash and Lear, Harris's hilarious debut molds wit and wordplay, nonsense and oxymoron, and visual and verbal sleight-of-hand in masterful ways that make you look at the world in a whole new wonderfully upside-down way. With enthusiastic endorsements from bestselling luminaries such as Lemony Snicket, Judith Viorst, Andrea Beaty, and many others, this entirely unique collection offers a surprise around every corner. Adding to the fun: Lane Smith, bestselling creator of beloved hits like It's a Book and The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales, has spectacularly illustrated this extraordinary collection with nearly one hundred pieces of appropriately absurd art. It's a mischievous match made in heaven! "Ridiculous, nonsensical, peculiar, outrageous, possibly deranged--and utterly, totally, absolutely delicious. Read it! Immediately!" --Judith Viorst, bestselling author of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Download or read book Stupid Poetry written by Dana Leipold and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take ordinary or inane subjects then immortalize them into a poem worthy of Dr. Seuss' beloved rhymes. Add a dash of sarcasm and a pinch of cynicism—and that's a stupid poem. The whole point is to show how incredibly mundane most things are within the context of a rhyming nightmare. Stupid Poetry: The Ultimate Collection of Sublime and Ridiculous Poems covers everything from doing the laundry to politics to toddler tantrums to colonoscopies. Find yourself a quiet place to enjoy these silly poems and bask in the stupidity.
Book Synopsis What Ridiculous Things We Could Ask of Each Other by : Jeffrey Schultz
Download or read book What Ridiculous Things We Could Ask of Each Other written by Jeffrey Schultz and published by University of Georgia Press. This book was released on 2014 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The poems in What Ridiculous Things We Could Ask of Each Other comb through the rubble of everyday life in search of the shards of beauty and hope that might still be found there. At the same time, these poems struggle to conceive of the beautiful and the hopeful in some way that can escape the purely naive. They confront loss and wrong, but because “Elegy / is stupid, if you can avoid it,” they seek, so much as is possible, not to offer consolation in exchange for what ought not to have happened in the first place. If making the world right with itself would be simultaneously the simplest and the most difficult thing, these poems try to imagine the moment right before that change would become possible and try to imagine the questions we’d be confronted with then, in hope of opening the possibility of imagining the answers.
Download or read book Nonsense Poems written by Edward Lear and published by Courier Corporation. This book was released on 2011-11-17 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new collection of nonsense verses, many beginning "There was an old man . . " or "There was a young lady . . ."
Book Synopsis Urban Myths - 210 Poems by : John Tranter
Download or read book Urban Myths - 210 Poems written by John Tranter and published by Univ. of Queensland Press. This book was released on 2006-05 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner 2006 CJ Dennis Prize for Poetry (Victorian Premier's Literary Awards) "Urban Myths: 210 Poems" brings the best work to date from a poet considered one of the most original of his generation in Australia, together with a generous selection of new work. Smart, wry and very stylish, John Tranter's poems investigate the vagaries of perception and the ability of language to converge life, imagination and art so that we arrive, unexpectedly, at the deepest human mysteries. JUDGES REPORT - Victorian Premier's Literary Awards The new and uncollected poems in John Tranter's "Urban Myths" make a significant addition to his oeuvre. Control and ease are evident in the writing, which displays personages, occasions and moods of the metropolitan modern world. Tranter's latest poems refresh through the exercise of urbane skills: this is a poet suave and playful, but never aloof; linguistically various, assured in style, and never less than fully attentive.
Book Synopsis I Could Pee on This by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Pee on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-08-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.
Book Synopsis I Could Chew on This by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Chew on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.
