Enemies With Benefits

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Publisher : Clever Capybara Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 439 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis Enemies With Benefits by : Roxie Noir

Download or read book Enemies With Benefits written by Roxie Noir and published by Clever Capybara Press. This book was released on with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I don’t love him. I don’t even like him. I just want him. Eli Loveless was my nemesis from the first day of kindergarten until we graduated high school. Everything I did, he had to do better - and vice versa. The day he left town was the best day of my life. Ten years later, the day he came back was the worst. Now he’s my co-worker. Grown-up Eli Loveless is sexy as sin. He’s hotter than asphalt in the summer. The irritating kid I once knew is gone, and he’s been replaced by a man with green eyes, perfect abs, and a cocky smile. It’s bad that I want him. It’s worse that he wants me back. There are looks. There are smirks. There are smiles that make my panties burst into flame. And then there’s a shared kiss that leads to the hottest night of my life. This is no office romance. This is a five-alarm fire. What’s a girl to do when the man I can’t stand is the one I can’t stop lusting after? Enter into a friends-with-benefits agreement, of course. No dates. No relationship. Just blisteringly hot sex, because if there’s one person I could never fall for, it’s Eli. ...right? Enemies With Benefits is the first book in the Loveless Brothers series, and can be read as a total standalone. It's for fans of high-heat, low-angst romantic comedies and anyone who enjoys a rivals-to-lovers story. This book also has tons of sibling banter, a workplace romance that smolders, and a small town with tons of charm and quirk. It's steamy, hilarious, and of course it's got a guaranteed HEA. (And yes, it bangs.) This series is perfect for fans of Cate C. Wells, Kate Canterbary, Melanie Harlow, Elizabeth O'Roark, and Claire Kingsley.

The Billionaire Stepbrother: A Sexy Billionaire Romance

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Stepbrother with Benefits 2

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781511559676
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (596 download)

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Book Synopsis Stepbrother with Benefits 2 by : Mia Clark

Download or read book Stepbrother with Benefits 2 written by Mia Clark and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04-02 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is bad. Very bad. He's rubbing off on me. Resident bad boy Ethan Colton is turning me into an irresponsible bad girl. ----- Rule #2 - When I tell you to come here, you come here. It's still an order, still practically growling at me, commanding me to obey him, but it's more, too. It's fun and flirty, a little playful. I can see why girls fall for him, can see why his devious smirk melts their resistance, because it's doing the same to me. ----- Ethan is a cocky, arrogant jerk. He's always been that way. Why do girls trip over their own feet just to be with him? I don't know! I'll never understand it. Don't they realize he's just going to ditch them after a couple of weeks? Yes, he can be nice when he wants to be. It's true that he's ridiculously attractive, too. It's not like I want to stare at him when he walks around shirtless, but it's hard not to notice someone like him. He's got that bad boy smile that makes you want to... Did I mention he's my stepbrother? Ick. What? You think I'm falling for him? Nope! It's impossible.

3 Stepbrothers

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Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 9781545680001
Total Pages : 422 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (8 download)

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Book Synopsis 3 Stepbrothers by : Sofia Q. Holand

Download or read book 3 Stepbrothers written by Sofia Q. Holand and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2020-01-16 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tori never expected her dad to remarry. She never anticipated having to move from her childhood home into a new house with a new family. And as if that adjustment wasn't tough enough already, Tori gained three new stepbrothers, three stepbrothers who happen to be the three most popular guys at school. Blake -- the athlete, Cole -- the brain, and Shawn -- the class clown. Commonly known as "The Parris Triplets." After striking a deal to keep their newfound sibling relationship a secret, Tori must find a way to peacefully coexist with her extended family. A seemingly simple task becomes challenging as they all continuously pester and prank one another. She discovers that keeping this secret will be difficult since the triplets are not at all interested in accepting her as family. Tori must find a way to wiggle into the Parris' Triplets hearts, but will their rivalry prove too strong to overcome?

I'll Tell

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781530319176
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (191 download)

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Book Synopsis I'll Tell by : Sadie Sins

Download or read book I'll Tell written by Sadie Sins and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Do you think I won't tell?" Jayce Flint, perfect stepbrother and all around nice guy is losing his mind. His once sweet, hero worshiping little brother has turned into a manipulative terror. One that has no problem using his hot body and pretty face to get everything he wants even from him. Declan Rainer's hiding a dark secret. He was the perfect son until his father finally married, leaving Declan all alone in a strange town and new house with a very muscular, overprotective stepbrother. He's tired of playing nice, and after a drunken encounter he's ready to get what he wants, starting with blackmailing Jayce. Can Jayce keep from getting sucked into Declan's twisted games? Or will his own dark obsession prove far more destructive for the both of them? 18+ Explicit Content containing m/m sexual content, graphic language, lots of dirty talk, a naive manipulative gothed out bottom that wants to be used and a very rough possessive top happy to oblige, suburban youth culture of pretty white rich people problems, and some light drug/alcohol abuse. Smut heavy, plot light, all very dirty. www.sadiesinsbooks.com"

Forever with You

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Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062362771
Total Pages : 327 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (623 download)

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Book Synopsis Forever with You by : Jennifer L. Armentrout

Download or read book Forever with You written by Jennifer L. Armentrout and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 327 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the irresistibly sexy series from #1 New York Times bestselling author Jennifer L. Armentrout, two free spirits find their lives changed by a one-night stand… Some things you just believe in, even if you've never experienced them. For Stephanie, that list includes love. It's out there. Somewhere. Eventually. Meanwhile she's got her job at the mixed martial arts training center and hot flings with gorgeous, temporary guys like Nick. Then a secret brings them closer, opening Steph's eyes to a future she never knew she wanted—until tragedy rips it away. Nick's self-assured surface shields a past no one needs to know about. His mind-blowing connection with Steph changes all that. As fast as he's knocking down the walls that have kept him commitment-free, she's building them up again, determined to keep the hurt—and Nick—out. But he can't walk away. Not when she's the only one who's ever made him wish for forever . . .

Stepbrother with Benefits 1

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781511530026
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (3 download)

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Book Synopsis Stepbrother with Benefits 1 by : Mia Clark

Download or read book Stepbrother with Benefits 1 written by Mia Clark and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Friends with benefits, stepbrother with benefits, what's the difference?" ----- Rule #1 - It's only supposed to last for a week... ----- Ethan is a cocky, arrogant jerk. He's always been that way. Why do girls trip over their own feet just to be with him? I don't know! I'll never understand it. Don't they realize he's just going to ditch them after a couple of weeks? Yes, he can be nice when he wants to be. It's true that he's ridiculously attractive, too. It's not like I want to stare at him when he walks around shirtless, but it's hard not to notice someone like him. He's got that bad boy smile that makes you want to... Did I mention he's my stepbrother? Ick. What? You think I'm falling for him? Nope! It's impossible.

A Face for Picasso

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Publisher : Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
ISBN 13 : 0374314098
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (743 download)

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Book Synopsis A Face for Picasso by : Ariel Henley

Download or read book A Face for Picasso written by Ariel Henley and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2021-11-02 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Schneider Family Book Award Honor Book for Teens "Raw and unflinching . . . A must-read!" --Marieke Nijkamp, #1 New York Times-bestselling author of This Is Where It Ends "[It] cuts to the heart of our bogus ideas of beauty." –Scott Westerfeld, #1 New York Times-bestselling author of Uglies I am ugly. There's a mathematical equation to prove it. At only eight months old, identical twin sisters Ariel and Zan were diagnosed with Crouzon syndrome -- a rare condition where the bones in the head fuse prematurely. They were the first twins known to survive it. Growing up, Ariel and her sister endured numerous appearance-altering procedures. Surgeons would break the bones in their heads and faces to make room for their growing organs. While the physical aspect of their condition was painful, it was nothing compared to the emotional toll of navigating life with a facial disfigurement. Ariel explores beauty and identity in her young-adult memoir about resilience, sisterhood, and the strength it takes to put your life, and yourself, back together time and time again.

Ugly Love

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476753199
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Book Synopsis Ugly Love by : Colleen Hoover

Download or read book Ugly Love written by Colleen Hoover and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Colleen Hoover, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of It Starts with Us and It Ends with Us, a heart-wrenching love story that proves attraction at first sight can be messy. When Tate Collins meets airline pilot Miles Archer, she doesn't think it's love at first sight. They wouldn’t even go so far as to consider themselves friends. The only thing Tate and Miles have in common is an undeniable mutual attraction. Once their desires are out in the open, they realize they have the perfect set-up. He doesn’t want love, she doesn’t have time for love, so that just leaves the sex. Their arrangement could be surprisingly seamless, as long as Tate can stick to the only two rules Miles has for her. Never ask about the past. Don’t expect a future. They think they can handle it, but realize almost immediately they can’t handle it at all. Hearts get infiltrated. Promises get broken. Rules get shattered. Love gets ugly.

Nanny with Benefits

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ISBN 13 : 9781720558033
Total Pages : 496 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (58 download)

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Book Synopsis Nanny with Benefits by : Amy Brent

Download or read book Nanny with Benefits written by Amy Brent and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-31 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm hunting for a nanny. And a submissive. Karly doesn't know it yet, but she's about to fill both voids. I give orders. That's how I made my billions. But it's hard being a single dad. Karly's a virgin and doesn't know what she wants. Till I tell her. She'll take care of my six-year-old, and I'll take care of her. The papers can't find out I've got a nanny with benefits, or that Karly's pregnant. She thinks I don't know, but I know everything. Her full wet lips begged me to take her. Raw. I gave her what she wanted. She likes taking my orders. I've tasted her submission and want more. But our secret baby is out. Her ex is looking for her, and so are the reporters. Karly thinks I'll run. But I don't run, I fight. I don't care who knows. Karly's mine now. And I'll protect my family, no matter the cost.

Burning the Books

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Publisher : Harvard University Press
ISBN 13 : 0674241207
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (742 download)

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Book Synopsis Burning the Books by : Richard Ovenden

Download or read book Burning the Books written by Richard Ovenden and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The director of the famed Bodleian Libraries at Oxford narrates the global history of the willful destruction—and surprising survival—of recorded knowledge over the past three millennia. Libraries and archives have been attacked since ancient times but have been especially threatened in the modern era. Today the knowledge they safeguard faces purposeful destruction and willful neglect; deprived of funding, libraries are fighting for their very existence. Burning the Books recounts the history that brought us to this point. Richard Ovenden describes the deliberate destruction of knowledge held in libraries and archives from ancient Alexandria to contemporary Sarajevo, from smashed Assyrian tablets in Iraq to the destroyed immigration documents of the UK Windrush generation. He examines both the motivations for these acts—political, religious, and cultural—and the broader themes that shape this history. He also looks at attempts to prevent and mitigate attacks on knowledge, exploring the efforts of librarians and archivists to preserve information, often risking their own lives in the process. More than simply repositories for knowledge, libraries and archives inspire and inform citizens. In preserving notions of statehood recorded in such historical documents as the Declaration of Independence, libraries support the state itself. By preserving records of citizenship and records of the rights of citizens as enshrined in legal documents such as the Magna Carta and the decisions of the US Supreme Court, they support the rule of law. In Burning the Books, Ovenden takes a polemical stance on the social and political importance of the conservation and protection of knowledge, challenging governments in particular, but also society as a whole, to improve public policy and funding for these essential institutions.

Roommates

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ISBN 13 : 9781539511762
Total Pages : 466 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (117 download)

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Book Synopsis Roommates by : Hazel Kelly

Download or read book Roommates written by Hazel Kelly and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ethan Fitzell has been avoiding his stepsister Jenny since their parents got married, but when she shows up at his apartment uninvited, he's forced to face the fact that her absence has only made his heart grow fonder...JennyI always liked him.But when our parents got married, things got confused. As if being a teenager isn't confusing enough. All I knew was that the feelings I had for him weren't okay.I'll never forget the anxiety I felt the night I ran into him at a party that had gotten out of control. I saw him standing around with the popular kids as soon as I walked in the door. And he saw me, too. He always saw me. It was talking to me that he avoided.I watched his buddy spin an empty wine bottle on the butcher block while my friend Brandi rummaged in her oversized purse for the two bottles of hard lemonade her older sister gave us.When the spinning bottle stopped, I realized everyone was staring at me."Looks like you've gotta kiss Jen," some jock said to Ethan. I felt the color drain from my face, taking the moisture in my mouth with it as a suffocating panic grew in my chest. I was going to be found out. Ethan laughed it off. "Yeah, that's not happening. She's my sister.""Not really, though," his buddy insisted. The eruption of laughter and jeering sounds made the dim kitchen feel like a jungle full of predators, and I was sure my cheeks were going to burst into flames. "Don't be stupid," Ethan said, tilting a can of beer over his mouth.When his friend spun the bottle again, Ethan glanced back at me one more time and wiped the back of his hand across his lips. I've been wondering what it would be like to kiss him ever since. **Author's note: This is a full-length, standalone romance novel with no cliffhanger and no cheating. It is intended for a mature audience and has an ending that will leave you smiling so hard it hurts.

Stepbrother with Benefits 4

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781511635998
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (359 download)

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Book Synopsis Stepbrother with Benefits 4 by : Mia Clark

Download or read book Stepbrother with Benefits 4 written by Mia Clark and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04-08 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I was never supposed to fall in love with my stepbrother. I never intended to. It just sort of happened. ----- Rule #4 - You can change your mind, too, Ethan. We can't. We're done. This girl lives in the same house as me. Her bedroom is just down the hall. It barely takes twenty seconds to go from her room to mine, and yet it's an impossible distance now. She might as well be on the sun. Ashley knew what was coming. I knew, too. Why can't I stop thinking about her, then? ----- Ethan is a cocky, arrogant jerk. He's always been that way. Why do girls trip over their own feet just to be with him? I don't know! I'll never understand it. Don't they realize he's just going to ditch them after a couple of weeks? Yes, he can be nice when he wants to be. It's true that he's ridiculously attractive, too. It's not like I want to stare at him when he walks around shirtless, but it's hard not to notice someone like him. He's got that bad boy smile that makes you want to... Did I mention he's my stepbrother? Ick. What? You think I'm falling for him? Nope! It's impossible.

Billionaire Stepbrother - Addiction

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ISBN 13 : 9781517748449
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (484 download)

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Book Synopsis Billionaire Stepbrother - Addiction by : Stephanie Brother

Download or read book Billionaire Stepbrother - Addiction written by Stephanie Brother and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-10-22 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kady and Brett Were in Love - Unfortunately, So Were Their Parents! Kady watched as her mother married the father of her soul mate, all the while wishing it were she and the muscled and athletic man standing with her at the altar taking their own vows. She knew that Brett secretly felt the same for her - she was sure of it! On the rare times they had seen each other before this fateful day, Kady couldn't help her taboo lust for Brett's hard, lean body. She ached to drown in his beautiful blue eyes, and feel his passion as he possessed her voluptuous curves. But now, he was going to be forever unavailable to her! Her need fought against her strong will...and her emotions were winning over against sound judgment! She looked over at Brett, who stood staring at her, and the tears began streaming down her face! She suddenly bolted from the altar, and ran out of the church! Their dreams of happiness were being crushed forever!OR WERE THEY? When Brett's sudden business success propels him to the upper echelons of the rich and famous, things take a decidedly unusual turn. When she and Brett are thrust into a web of lies and deceit, Kady finds her heart won't let her abandon her forbidden desires. Will their love be dashed upon the rocks of unforgiving tradition? Can she and her man emerge victorious? Follow the passionate, romantic and VERY HOT adventures of these two different couples, as their worlds are suddenly turned upside down, and as they struggle to come to terms with what is right, wrong, forbidden or even possible!

Stepbrother with Benefits 3

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ISBN 13 : 9781511599047
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (99 download)

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Book Synopsis Stepbrother with Benefits 3 by : Mia Clark

Download or read book Stepbrother with Benefits 3 written by Mia Clark and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-04-05 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I thought I was a good girl, but then why do I love hearing all of the naughty things he says he wants to do to me? ----- Rule #3 - You can change your mind, Ashley. Not just now. Whenever. I could tell Ethan that the only thing I'll regret about this is that we only have a week together. Except I can never tell him that. I need to stop. I need to understand that this is a temporary situation and that I'll never have it ever again, because no matter what, it won't work out, whether I want it to or not. ----- Ethan is a cocky, arrogant jerk. He's always been that way. Why do girls trip over their own feet just to be with him? I don't know! I'll never understand it. Don't they realize he's just going to ditch them after a couple of weeks? Yes, he can be nice when he wants to be. It's true that he's ridiculously attractive, too. It's not like I want to stare at him when he walks around shirtless, but it's hard not to notice someone like him. He's got that bad boy smile that makes you want to... Did I mention he's my stepbrother? Ick. What? You think I'm falling for him? Nope! It's impossible.

Professor with Benefits

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ISBN 13 : 9781548628840
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (288 download)

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Book Synopsis Professor with Benefits by : Mickey Miller

Download or read book Professor with Benefits written by Mickey Miller and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-13 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Bestselling Author Mickey Miller, a small town romantic comedy that will light your kindle on fire.Rose:I'm studying to be a sex therapist, and I haven't even had sex yet. Which is why I decide that Professor Hanks is going to be the one to take my virginity.I want Professor Hanks to be my dom.Hung Hanks. That's what they call him. All the students know Professor Hanks' reputation since he grew up in Blackwell.Small town high school football star turned Harvard Ph.D. Only in town to care for his dying mother. Too good for 'local' girls.I've done my research, and he's the perfect candidate for what I want. Hot, smart, dominant.Did I mention hung?Cole Hanks:Sixty Days. That's all she wants from me.Not even a full semester.Rose Allison wants me to be her dom for two months, and then she's done with me. She wants me to show her how to be the perfect little submissive and then move on.But the thing is, sixty days isn't nearly enough for me. Once I get started, I have to finish her.There's just one big problem.She's a student. I'm her professor. Our romance isn't exactly in line with school policy.Sure, you've heard of student teacher romances before.Except this one has an ending no one saw coming.Not even me.**Professor with Benefits is a 60,000+ Standalone novel with an HEA. It gets down and dirty so enjoy!**

Stepbrother with Benefits 12 (Second Season)

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781517394271
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (942 download)

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Book Synopsis Stepbrother with Benefits 12 (Second Season) by : Mia Clark

Download or read book Stepbrother with Benefits 12 (Second Season) written by Mia Clark and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-09-18 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's not just for a week anymore, Princess. A week isn't long enough. I need more. I need forever." ----- Rule #12 - You can tease me, Ethan, and we can play, but you can't be mean to me. I need to know that there's more, that this isn't wrong, that you feel the same way I feel... I never wanted to hide this from you, Dad. It wasn't about that. It wasn't that I was ashamed or thought I was doing anything wrong, but I didn't think you'd understand and I wanted to be with Ashley. I want to keep being with her, and whenever I thought about telling you, and then thought about you getting mad about it... well, yeah, that's it. How am I supposed to date her if you're angry about us dating? That's why I didn't tell you. This isn't a fling to me, it's serious. She's too much, but she's never enough, too. When I'm with Ashley she's the only thing I can think about. When I kiss her, I mean it. There's a difference there, a difference between just kissing, or kissing because of lust, or a sweet and nice kiss, or kissing because you really mean it. There's all sorts of different kinds of feelings, but that last one is the most important. That's the one I feel when I'm with her. It's crazy. This entire thing is crazy. I love it. I love her.