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Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449407897
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2011-10-11 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A light and lively companion to Sorry I Peed on You, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is a hilarious collection of full-color photos and letters of apologies and suggestions from dogs to the people who love themâ€”no matter what bad thing theyâ€™ve done! Inside Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of 50 laugh-out-loud letters and accompanying full-color photographs that explain Fido's love of funky smells, why a ball needs to be thrown again, and practically every other lovably loony canine characteristic. From an impassioned plea to stop the silly nicknames, to an attempt to skip a bath, to explanations for stolen shoes and swiped sandwiches, Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe offers a pooch's perspective on common canine vs. human cohabitation conundrums. Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe is the perfect gift for dog lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into dog--and human--nature.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 152485896X
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (248 download)

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Download or read book Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tess wants you to know that she intends to continue throwing up freely as long as the new baby gets to—fair is fair. Ovid would like to inform you that he’s giving up one of his nine lives in order to avoid a visit to the vet—he’ll miss you and knows you understand. And Quinn assures you that she’ll protect you from whatever it is that’s rolled under the table with all the righteous fury in her little body—even if only turns out to be a dropped olive. Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed Again is full of funny letters and heartwarming photos—a perfect gift for cat lovers.

Sorry I Humped Your Leg

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449487424
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Sorry I Humped Your Leg written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2017-06-06 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author who brought you Sorry I Pooped in Your Shoe and Sorry I Slept on Your Face presents a new collection of hilarious letters from over-enthusiastic, manners-challenged dogs paired with painfully cute photographs. Gronk apologizes for his passion, but he honestly thought humping your leg would bring you closer. Ladybug just wants to help you with your nature photography, so she selflessly alerts you to any nearby skunks. Truman was just trying to help you save face when he licked the carving board at Thanksgiving—the embarrassment of a leaky turkey would surely bring you nothing but shame for years. He does taste the tarragon. Sorry I Humped Your Leg contains letters from well-meaning pooches who go above and beyond for you. From escaping every enclosure you can dream up in order to spend more time together to helpfully licking the toilet bowl clean, these pups aim to please.

Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449427049
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This cleverly funny collection of letters provides cat lover a window into the whiskered souls of our favorite feline family members"--Publisher description.

Sorry I Slept on Your Face

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449484433
Total Pages : 65 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Sorry I Slept on Your Face written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2016-11-08 with total page 65 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What does it mean when your cat bites your toes as hard as she can? When she suffocates you with her body, is she just getting comfortable or is she trying to tell you she needs more space? In Sorry I Slept on Your Face, cats, in all their superiority, break up with their owners through sorry/not sorry letters illustrated with cute, funny, sweet photographs. This book will make you laugh and make you ponder your relationship with your own cat.

Stink Outside the Box

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews Mcmeel+ORM
ISBN 13 : 1449462642
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Stink Outside the Box written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews Mcmeel+ORM. This book was released on 2014-09-02 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, life advice from our favorite feline friends who always seem to land on their feet. Stink Outside the Box features sweet, funny photos of kitty experts along with hilarious and thoughtful tidbits of timeless advice for both cats and humans alike. To move on with our nine lives, we must forgive our siblings for what they did to us as kittens, learn not to get haired out when we see how much fur we've gained in the winter, and accept that while we can't control our environment, we can control where we barf in it. Cats have warmed our hearts since the beginning of time; now we finally get to learn how they keep it all in purrspective.

Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy)

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449446272
Total Pages : 76 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2013-12-17 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kitty Hearts Doggy (Kitty Loves Doggy) is a sweetly funny collection of photos and relationship profiles from some of the most unlikely couples. With “aw”-inspiring images of cats and dogs cuddling, and tongue-in-ear relationship advice to keep from biting each other’s heads off (sometimes literally), there’s tail-wagging laughter on every page to help us purr-fect our relationships.

ManWords

Author : Jeremy Greenberg
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440514364
Total Pages : 203 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book ManWords written by Jeremy Greenberg and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-06-18 with total page 203 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: So your bros are hanging around the grill, shooting the shit while putting back brews from a pony keg. The air's heavy with barbecue sauce, stale belches, and testosterone. And you want to sound manly, like you read Maxim, not GQ. Like you watch football, not gymnastics. You want to use words like "crack-back," "low rider," and "mojo." You need ManWords. If you want to be a high roller, a mac daddy, or a player, you also need this book. And if "taupe," "ruching," and "brow gel" are words you actually know, get this book now. You can probably still be saved.

Poop on the Shoe

Author : Jeremy Blankenship
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692121375
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (213 download)

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Download or read book Poop on the Shoe written by Jeremy Blankenship and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-21 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poop on the Shoe is a potty training whodunit that follows the main character and his five friends as they try to determine who pooped. Whimsical illustrations and the simple, captivating dialog will keep your toddler turning the pages while learning the answer to the timeless question of "where to go."

Dog Shaming

Author : Pascale Lemire
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0385349343
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Dog Shaming written by Pascale Lemire and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-09-24 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

It's Just a Dog

Author : Russ Ryan
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781484042014
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (42 download)

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Download or read book It's Just a Dog written by Russ Ryan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-05-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charlie Keefe is a world famous dog painter. Unfortunately, Charlie's belove muse, Pete, his fun-loving Jack Russell terrier, has just died and he's totally devastated by the loss of his furry best friend. After months of grieving, Charlie reluctantly agrees to foster a new puppy from the local shelter, a cute King Charles Cavalier named Brownie. Charlie falls head over heels for this new puppy as well as being attracted to Janelle Jordan, the head hound at the dog rescue. Complications arise when the ghost of Pete appears one night to haunt him and Brownie setting off a bizarre chain of events that throws Charlie's life, career and entire belief system into chaos.

I Could Chew on This

Author : Francesco Marciuliano
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 1452131805
Total Pages : 113 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (521 download)

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Download or read book I Could Chew on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

What I Lick Before Your Face

Author : Jamie Coleman
Publisher : Atria Books
ISBN 13 : 1982127449
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)

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Download or read book What I Lick Before Your Face written by Jamie Coleman and published by Atria Books. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The one book every dog lover should have at their fingertips for an instant smile.” —The New Barker The perfect gift for dog lovers everywhere—a heartwarming and hilarious collection of sixty-four haikus and gorgeous color photographs celebrating man’s best friend. From the perks of face licking to considering what constitutes a good boy, these charming and laugh-out-loud funny haikus take us into the minds of our beloved pets. Capturing the quirky personalities of our dogs and their unique bond with us and illustrated throughout with adorable color photographs of dogs of all shapes and sizes, What I Lick Before Your Face is a fun and loving celebration of the canine spirit. Playing I do not believe That your fixation with my Playing Dead is fine Standing I sometimes feel bad That I don’t get as happy Whenever you sit The Outside Bell It is very rude That you don’t call out in joy When people arrive

Dogs Gone Bad

Author : Amber Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781782743217
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)

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Download or read book Dogs Gone Bad written by Amber Books and published by . This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1924, a Labrador was sentenced to life in Pennsylvania Penitentiary for murdering the governor's cat. (He was framed.) In 2010, a dozy guard dog was retired from a bar after he slept through their only burglary in 12 years. Every animal lover will lap up these doggone funny tales of imperfect pooches who run away, eat religious offerings, and tear up Christmas.

Gift Horse

Author : Terri Martin
Publisher : Modern History Press
ISBN 13 : 161599839X
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (159 download)

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Download or read book Gift Horse written by Terri Martin and published by Modern History Press. This book was released on 2024-08-25 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tucked away in Michigan's Upper Peninsula, the village of Peshekee has more to worry about than the long winters and steelhead fishing. Scandal and a suspicious death or two visit the rural village, setting speculation and gossip into motion. After her post-college career collapses, Kat Wilde finds herself living with the family cat in her parents' basement. With no other prospects on the horizon, Kat is offered a gift she can't refuse: inheriting her late uncle's failed equine venture, Wildwood Stables. There, she sees hope for regaining independence from a pity job at Dad's accounting firm. Attracting the attention of Nikko Olsen, a local woods cop, leads to unconventional romance and adventure. The discovery of a corpse, along with disturbing encounters at the old horse campground, launches a spate of entanglements that unravel as Kat stumbles onto family sins and secrets. "I want to be Terri Martin's Kat Wilde in Gift Horse: the reluctant recipient of a run-down horse boarding stable whose spirit is exceeded only by her heart! Thrown by the discovery of a dead body in her barn, Kat is determined to solve the mystery, aided and abetted by a host of endearingly wacky characters. Martin's Gift Horse is a pleasure ride, with enough bumps, turns and twists in the trail to keep the reader glued to the saddle -- right up until a very satisfying ending." -- Nancy Besonen, author of Off the Hook "Kat Wilde, a Gen Z woman trying to find a life in the rugged wilderness of the U.P., stumbles into an unlikely inheritance that reignites the fire of her forgotten youthful passion for horses. She is a down-to-earth heroine I rooted for at every turn, as she and new beau, Nikko Olsen, unravel the schemes of a murderer and impostor." -- Victor Volkman, Marquette Monthly "I thoroughly enjoyed meeting Kat Wilde, our guide through the landscape of Gift Horse. Her humorous choice of language comes through - even during the most desperate events, of which there are many. Things start with a few signs of danger and soon grow into dead bodies and blackmail." -- Bob Rich, author of Hit and Run Learn more at www.TerriLynnMartin.com From Modern History Press

They Popped My Hood and Found Gravy on the Dipstick

Author : Todd Starnes
Publisher : Creation House
ISBN 13 : 9781596844360
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (443 download)

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Download or read book They Popped My Hood and Found Gravy on the Dipstick written by Todd Starnes and published by Creation House. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: News anchor and reporter for Fox News Radio, Todd Starnes takes a humorous but serious look at life and faith. "Todd's story reminds me of the many ups and downs I faced during my weight loss. Along his journey Todd not only lost a significant amount of weight, but he also lost his parents to sudden illnesses. He survived a significant surgery, ran a marathon, and despit it all still managed to complete the task. Todd's story reminds us that God uses the least of us to do the greatest things, that way there is no question that it is indeed God at work." Mike Huckabee

A Dog's Guide to Humans

Author : Karen Davison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781492841951
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (419 download)

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Download or read book A Dog's Guide to Humans written by Karen Davison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11-07 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered how dogs see us?A Dog's Guide to Humans - Written by dogs, for dogs.A lighthearted look at the human species from a dog's point of view. Bob the West Highland Terrier shares some tips and tricks on getting the best out of human beings, attempts to fathom some of their strange behaviour and imparts some of his wisdom on training and manipulation techniques. WARNING - the author takes no responsibility for any improvement in your dog's people training skills.A must have book for all canines!Is your dog a Master Human Trainer? Take the quiz at the end of the book to find out! See a book trailer for A Dog's Guide to Humans on Karen Davison's author page on Amazon or on Youtube http://youtu.be/i-NDx1QOE28