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ISBN 13 : 9780446757393
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (573 download)
Download or read book Al Jaffee's Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions written by and published by . This book was released on 1975 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher : Grand Central Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780446349659
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (496 download)
Download or read book Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions written by Al Jaffee and published by Grand Central Pub. This book was released on 1987-06-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll be glad you asked--because the king of snappy comebacks is on the warpath again with MAD magazine's fifth edition of Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions.
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613122632
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)
Download or read book Tall Tales written by Al Jaffee and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anthology of the innovative vertical comic strip by the legendary MAD Magazine contributor—with an introduction by Stephen Colbert. Tall Tales was a one-of-a-kind newspaper strip that could only have come from the mind of Al Jaffee. While other newspaper strips are square, single-panel or multiple-panel horizontal gag cartoons, Jaffee, known for the Fold-In in MAD Magazine, once again altered the format of his work to create a vertical strip—the first, and last, in newspaper history. The original comic strip was syndicated internationally by the New York Herald Tribune from 1957–1963. This anthology contains the best 120 wordless strips out of over 2,200, scanned from the original files. The book features a new preface by Jaffee and an introduction by Stephen Colbert.
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780446384315
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (843 download)
Download or read book A Pretentious Compendium of Mad's Very Best Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions written by Al Jaffee and published by . This book was released on 1986 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Alvin Schwartz
Publisher : Pan
ISBN 13 : 9780330243902
Total Pages : 63 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (439 download)
Download or read book Tomfoolery written by Alvin Schwartz and published by Pan. This book was released on 1975-01-01 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mary-Lou Weisman
Publisher : It Books
ISBN 13 : 9780061864490
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (644 download)
Download or read book Al Jaffee's Mad Life written by Mary-Lou Weisman and published by It Books. This book was released on 2011-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since 1955, when his work began enlivening the pages of MAD magazine, Al Jaffee has pickled three generations of American kids in the brine of satire—and he continues to bring millions of childhoods to untimely ends with the knowledge that parents are hypocrites, teachers are dummies, politicians are liars, and life isn’t fair. Jaffee has a life story that is truly bizarre, that reads like a comic strip of traumatic cliff-hangers with cartoons by Jaffee and captions by Freud—from his traumatic childhood as a reverse immigrant to finding his adult place at the forefront of a movement that would forever change the face of humor and cartooning in America. A cliff-hanger of a life deserves a page-turner of a biography, and that’s precisely what Mary-Lou Weisman and Al Jaffee have delivered.
Author : Tim Carvell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781484439791
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (397 download)
Download or read book Planet Tad written by Tim Carvell and published by . This book was released on 2014-11-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve-year-old Tad navigates a year filled with girl problems, school antics, and the worst summer job in history, all told in the form of hilarious, illustrated blog entries.
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher : Grand Central Pub
ISBN 13 : 9780446355520
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (555 download)
Download or read book Mad's All New Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions written by Al Jaffee and published by Grand Central Pub. This book was released on 1989 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do stupid questions bother you? Do you feel like stoning the next cluck who asks one? Well never fear, MAD is here with a whole new set of comebacks for dumb questions.
Author : Rube Goldberg
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781930585843
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (858 download)
Download or read book Foolish Questions written by Rube Goldberg and published by . This book was released on 2009-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rube Goldberg's classic 'Foolish Questions' collection.
Author : Linda Kage
Publisher : Linda Kage
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Monster Among the Roses written by Linda Kage and published by Linda Kage. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Do you know how to get to the rose garden?" "No, you can't go there. A monster lives there." Shaw Hollander is desperate. Broke, unemployed, and determined to help his ailing mother, he falls on the good graces of a wealthy benefactor who is willing to give Shaw a job at his mansion in order to pay off his mother's debts. Suddenly finding himself surrounded by lavish riches, he has no idea what his duties truly entail until he's sent to the rose garden and meets the tragically mutilated Isobel. This Beauty and the Beast story holds true to the core of the fable while shaking off the element of fantasy and dragging it into present-day reality. Shaw and Isobel are ready to let you climb into their four-wheel-drive pickup and take a ride with them into their version of happily ever after, but only if you first dare to gaze upon the monster among the roses.
Author : Al Jaffee
Publisher : Warner Books (NY)
ISBN 13 : 9780446912129
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (121 download)
Download or read book Mad - Fold This Book! written by Al Jaffee and published by Warner Books (NY). This book was released on 1997 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Al Jaffee's Fold-Ins have been a staple of the phenomenally successful "MAD" magazine since 1964. "Fold This Book!" contains the best of the Fold-Ins, culled from more than 350 issues of the legendary satire magazine. Illustrations throughout, many in color.
Author : Steven D. Price
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 1599216566
Total Pages : 361 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (992 download)
Download or read book 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks written by Steven D. Price and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 361 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”—Groucho Marx An insult can be offensive and infuriating, but it means nothing if you have a better comeback. 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks gathers together the very sharpest of these barbs from a wide variety of sources, with some of the wickedest put-downs from the literary, political, and entertainment worlds, along with many others.
Author : David Magidson
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781503387980
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (879 download)
Download or read book Hey Quit Clowning Around! written by David Magidson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-11-25 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you ever get caught unprepared when a child asks, "Why are your shoes so big?" or some wise guy shouts, "Quit Clowning Around!" as you unload 400 pounds of clown gear? That never needs to happen again! Commit a few of these GOTCHAS to memory, sit back and let the laughter roll in. You'll get more bookings; your wife won't leave you because you're making more money, your teenagers will come out of their rooms because you're in such a good mood and the dog will do his business on your least favorite neighbor's lawn. Life will be good. All because of me. You're welcome
Author : Caitlin Doughty
Publisher : Thorndike Press Large Print
ISBN 13 : 9781432872274
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (722 download)
Download or read book Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs? written by Caitlin Doughty and published by Thorndike Press Large Print. This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author and mortician Doughty answers real questions from kids about death, dead bodies, and decomposition.
Author : Usual Gang of Idiots
Publisher : MAD
ISBN 13 : 9781401241902
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (419 download)
Download or read book Disturbingly Awful MAD written by Usual Gang of Idiots and published by MAD. This book was released on 2013 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The pages inside were chosen by a special committee asked to make sure the pages inside could all be described as "disturbingly awful" from the disturbingly awful magazine that inspired the hit Cartoon Network show."--Back cover.
Author : Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781946178114
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (781 download)
Download or read book Peter Pitched a Tent written by Bimisi Tayanita and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Never make eye contact with a boy while eating a banana."--Olivia WilliamsBimisi and Sumguyen experienced a rare and fleeting moment of sobriety during which they decided to write about something the masses can relate to. While their research did require the navigation of some very murky waters...they definitively concluded that Catholic priests, mall Santas, boy scout leaders and dudes named Caitlyn makeup a very small percentage of the global population.In contrast, 97% of the people on the planet are, have been or will be a 13 year old boy; or they know, have known or will know a 13 year old boy. Coincidently, and Independent of this statistic, 97% of the population can appreciate the truth-driven humor of Peter Pitched a Tent. The other 3% are already posting nasty-grams on the internet about the very existence of this book...Go get 'em, Karen.
Author : Maureen Kushner
Publisher : Sterling
ISBN 13 : 9780806942902
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (429 download)
Download or read book The Funniest Excuse Book Ever written by Maureen Kushner and published by Sterling. This book was released on 1998 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Any kid who forgets to make his bed, gets caught daydreaming in class, likes to eat with fingers instead of forks, or is sick of stupid questions is going to love the snappy, wacky comebacks in the Funniest Excuse Book Ever! Forget the boring, ordinary excuses everybody uses. The hundreds of answers and explanations in this zany collection will crack kids up and drive parents and teachers crazy. From school smarts (Why were you absent yesterday? I wasn't absent, I was temporarily invisible) and chore chuckles (Why didn't you take the garbage out? I had another date) to behavior busters (Why are you always fighting? It must be these boxer shorts I'm wearing) and food funnies (Why aren't you eating the school lunch? School lunch? I thought this was leftovers from chemistry class), there are plenty of silly answers to silly questions here. Whether they're aimed at getting out of trouble or just getting a few laughs, the amusing alibis and ridiculous retorts included here are guaranteed kid-pleasers. No excuses! Sterling 96 pages, 114 b/w illus., 5 3/4 x 8 1/4.
