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Book Synopsis You Know You're Getting Old When... Historically Funny Gag Gifts for Old People, Men & Women by : Punny Pop
Download or read book You Know You're Getting Old When... Historically Funny Gag Gifts for Old People, Men & Women written by Punny Pop and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for Funny Nostalgic Gag Gifts for Old People, the Elderly, or Retirement Gifts for Adult Men & Women? Then "You Know You're Getting Old When... is the gag book you have been looking for! "You Know You're Getting Old When" ... is a delightful read crafted especially for those who are beginning to notice the subtle (and not-so-subtle) signs of aging. Whether you're in your thirties, forties, fifties, sixties, or beyond, this book is tailored to resonate with anyone who's found themselves saying: Wasn't it just yesterday? I remember when... Back in my days... I used to be able to..." more often than "I can. When I was your age... Do I know you from somewhere? It's for the friend who laughs at their own forgetfulness, the partner who affectionately teases about those newfound wrinkles, and your grandparents who never seem to remember their age. Whether you're sipping tea in your favorite armchair or sharing laughs with friends over brunch, this book is the perfect companion for anyone who's embracing the journey of getting older with a smile. In this book, you'll find so many relatable "oh that's me" moments such as: You know you're getting old when... You're asked for your ID and you proudly show your AARP card. You know you're getting old when... You have to explain to your kids what a VHS tape is. You know you're getting old when... You start taking selfies and realize you're not in the frame. You know you're getting old when... You remember when MTV actually played music videos. You know you're getting old when... You start finding grey hairs in places you didn't even know hair could grow. "You Know You're Getting Old When..." is a timeless classic yet relatable humorous telltale signs that time is catching up with you. From finding gray hairs in unexpected places to groaning when you bend down to tie your shoes, this book celebrates the quirks and quirks of growing older while reminding us that laughter truly is the best medicine. This funny ageing book is perfect gift ideas for occasions like birthday gifts, white elephant gifts, office gifts, funny gag gifts for friends, family, and co-workers!
Book Synopsis Senior Citizen Discount Elderly Old People Funny Gift by : Tiffany HASTINGS
Download or read book Senior Citizen Discount Elderly Old People Funny Gift written by Tiffany HASTINGS and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 117 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features: High-quality sheets. Undated to help you organize your life. Pretty and unique design that's easy to write on. Motivational design that's easy to write on Made in the USA with 100% unique designs. Makes a perfect gift for someone special!
Book Synopsis 1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs by : Madelina Anne
Download or read book 1,000 Pictures Of Huge Tits And Big Boobs written by Madelina Anne and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a humorous practical joke gag gift for men? This is NOT a picture book, but it's a blank lined journal. Imagine the recipients face when they think they'll see beautiful women, but it's really a lined interior. Features of this notebook include: 110 pages 6x9 inches White paper Matte-finished cover
Book Synopsis Composition Notebook by : Ronny Conrad
Download or read book Composition Notebook written by Ronny Conrad and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-15 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you? This is a perfect blank, lined notebook for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office! This notebook is an excellent accessory for your desk at home or at the office. It's the perfect travel size to fit in a laptop bag or backpack. Use it on the go and you will keep all of your notes and reminders in organized in one place. Professionally designed this 6x9 notebook provides the medium for you to detail your thoughts. Buy your notebook today and begin to fill the pre-lined pages with your heart's desire. Your new notebook includes: Fresh white paper 100 pages 6x9 inch format Paper color: White We have even more wonderful titles that you'll enjoy! Be sure to click on the author name for other great notebook ideas.
Book Synopsis Senior's Discount by : Lynn Johnston
Download or read book Senior's Discount written by Lynn Johnston and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2007-09 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Johnstons "For Better or For Worse" is the worlds most popular family strip in which characters evolve through age and experience, rather than remaining frozen in time. Syndicated since 1979, this comic was named Best Syndicated Comic Strip.
Book Synopsis Composition Notebook by : Lotte Unger book
Download or read book Composition Notebook written by Lotte Unger book and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-17 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a fun gift for someone close to you?This is a perfect blank, lined journal for men, women, and children. Great for taking down notes, reminders, and crafting to-do lists. Also a great creativity gift for decoration or for a notebook for school or office. Features include: Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 100 page Softcover bookbinding Flexible Paperback
Book Synopsis Shit I Can't Remember by : Phil D Organizers
Download or read book Shit I Can't Remember written by Phil D Organizers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit
Book Synopsis Texting for Seniors by : Creative Juices Publishing
Download or read book Texting for Seniors written by Creative Juices Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Sarcastic Gift Notebook For Senior Citizens. 6x9 lined journal
Book Synopsis How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man by : Mary McHugh
Download or read book How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man written by Mary McHugh and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Good things come in small sizes. That is so true, especially for How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man. Big on fun and filled with hilarious insights about how not to let our inner crotchety old man out, this one makes the perfect Father's Day gift. Men will learn how to age gracefully so they never rattle off an inappropriate "dirty old man" joke. They'll learn that reading the obits first is a cardinal sin and that never reading the instructions is a close second.
Download or read book Desktop Boxing written by Running Press and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For boxing fans and desk jockeys alike, Desktop Boxing is the perfect desk accessory for fun yet effective stress relief. Don't take out your stress on your coworkers, take it out on this mini punching bag! Box includes: A mini desktop punching bag with suction cup base Two tiny boxing gloves for your pointer fingers A mini book with basic finger boxing moves and boxing trivia
Book Synopsis Senior Citizen Texting Codes by : Bw Journals
Download or read book Senior Citizen Texting Codes written by Bw Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 6 x 9 Inches120 Blank Lined PagesPerfect gift for any senior
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Book Synopsis Shit for Old People to Color by : Opps I. Pooped My Pants Coloring Books
Download or read book Shit for Old People to Color written by Opps I. Pooped My Pants Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-30 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who Knew I'd Get Old And Need To Laugh From Coloring About True Facts About Getting Old. Im Sick And Tired Of Doctor Visits And Doing Shit I Just Dont Wanna Do So Im Just Gonna Say Fuck It And Color My Old Ass Away Until My Diaper Needs Changed Again.
Book Synopsis Joke Book for Seniors by : Juicy Quotes
Download or read book Joke Book for Seniors written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This joke book for seniors and elderly is perfect for older adults, parents and grandparents. With over 350 jokes, there will be jokes for all humors and hours of laughter for everyone. This funny jokes book is the perfect birthday present or gift for any occasion. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Book Synopsis Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old by : Steven Petrow
Download or read book Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old written by Steven Petrow and published by Citadel. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of David Sedaris and Nora Ephron, a humorous, irreverent, and poignant look at the gifts, stereotypes, and inevitable challenges of aging, based on award-winning journalist Steven Petrow's wildly popular New York Times essay, "Things I'll Do Differently When I Get Old." Soon after his 50th birthday, Petrow began assembling a list of “things I won’t do when I get old”—mostly a catalog of all the things he thought his then 70-something year old parents were doing wrong. That list, which included “You won’t have to shout at me that I’m deaf,” and “I won’t blame the family dog for my incontinence,” became the basis of this rousing collection of do’s and don’ts, wills and won’ts that is equal parts hilarious, honest, and practical. The fact is, we don’t want to age the way previous generations did. “Old people” hoard. They bore relatives—and strangers alike—with tales of their aches and pains. They insist on driving long after they’ve become a danger to others (and themselves). They eat dinner at 4pm. They swear they don’t need a cane or walker (and guess what happens next). They never, ever apologize. But there is another way... In Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old, Petrow candidly addresses the fears, frustrations, and stereotypes that accompany aging. He offers a blueprint for the new old age, and an understanding that aging and illness are not the same. As he writes, “I meant the list to serve as a pointed reminder—to me—to make different choices when I eventually cross the threshold to ‘old.’” Getting older is a privilege. This essential guide reveals how to do it with grace, wisdom, humor, and hope. And without hoarding. Praise for Stupid Things I Won't Do When I Get Old: “Unbelievably witty and relatable, I alternated bursting into laughter and placing my hand over my face in horror thinking, Oh my God, is that me? I often say, at this age we have something young people can never have…wisdom. My dear friend, Steven Petrow, has wisdom to share in this honest, funny, wry guide to keep us young at heart, without desperately hanging onto our youth. I am buying this book for all of my friends!” —Suzanne Somers, New York Times bestselling author of A New Way to Age “Stupid Things I Won’t Do When I Get Old is an irreverent, funny, honest look at aging and all the things we take for granted as normal parts of aging. They don’t need to be. If you struggle with getting older and want to find a fresh perspective on lessons learned about what NOT to do as we age, and what TO do to stay young in heart, spirit, mind and body, read this book.” —Mark Hyman, MD, #1 New York Times bestseller author of The Blood Sugar Solution 10-Day Detox Diet, and Head of Strategy and Innovation at the Cleveland Clinic Center for Functional Medicine. “Steven Petrow resolved to do things differently than his parents had when he gets old because he wished they’d been able to enjoy life more. His solution? He created a list! In this book, he shares the secrets to living a full life regardless of our age. It's all about the decisions we make every day. My advice in a nutshell: Read this book and keep it handy.” —“Dear Abby” (Jeanne Phillips), nationally syndicated advice columnist “It’s never too early to imagine what your life will look like as you age. And as I once wrote, ‘We are not hostages to our fate.’ Petrow’s book will help you plan, think, and redefine what it means to get older—and even laugh while doing it.” —Andrew Weil, MD, New York Times bestselling author of Spontaneous Healing and Healthy Aging: A Lifelong Guide to Your Well-Being “Steven Petrow not only has a great attitude about life, he is wise about how to live it. Like me, he says we should embrace our one life 100% and not let a number—our age—get in the way of anything! Steven’s book will help you rethink the word “aging” and approach this next chapter with a positive and proactive attitude. Plus, this book is fun!” —Denise Austin, renowned fitness expert, author, and columnist “Steven’s writing feels like sitting with a friend—one who is unusually gracious, warm and frank.” —Carolyn Hax, author of the nationally syndicated advice column, Carolyn Hax Praise for Steven Petrow: "Steven Petrow's Complete Gay & Lesbian Manners helps gays and straights navigate the subtleties of the same-sex world." —People "Move over, Emily Post! When it comes to etiquette for members of the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community—as well as their straight friends, family members and coworkers--author and journalist Steven Petrow is the authority." —TIME "What could've easily become a novelty book has emerged as an exhaustively researched, essential resource thanks to advice columnist and etiquette expert Steven Petrow." —The Advocate "From having kids to planning funerals, Steven Petrow's Complete Gay & Lesbian Manners has most facets of gay life covered. Ms. Post would approve." —Entertainment Weekly "An indispensable refresher course...on what's proper in modern...life." —Kirkus Reviews