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Download or read book Sara's Seduction written by JEan Rattay and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-08-27 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Sara Brown, daughter of Senator Frank Brown meets Nick Reardon, a notorious playboy, she is only looking to rent a shop he owns, but Nick takes one look at Sara and decides she will be his next seduction. Sara likes Nick, but she her father loaned her money for her needle art shop, but if it doesnt show a profit in the next five years, she must go to Washington, DC and work in her fathers office. But Nick wont go away. Sara cant avoid him because he is her landlord. He showers her with attention. As they get to know one another, Sara realizes Nick is much sweeter than his reputation while he realizes she has led a very sheltered life and is probably not mistress material, but neither one can walk away. When Sara confronts Nick with the fact that she is going to bear his child, Nick accuses her of using a baby to trap him into the marriage she knows he doesnt want and walks out. Nick wants Sara back, but doesnt know how to tell her; her father wants her married before the media catches wind of the scandal; and Sara wants love, marriage and a family. It wont be easy.
Download or read book Animal written by Sara Pascoe and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2016-04-19 with total page 283 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious feminist account of the female body by the award-winning comedian **BUY SARA PASCOE'S LATEST BOOK SEX POWER MONEY NOW** 'HILARIOUS' Daily Telegraph 'Brilliant' Frankie Boyle Sometimes Sara Pascoe confuses herself. She gets wildly and pointlessly jealous. She spends too much time hating her bum. And you know what she hates more than her bum? Her preoccupation with her bum. She's had sexual experiences with boys she wasn't really into, but still got a post-coital crush on them. She's ruined brand-new relationships by immediately imagining them going into reverse. There was so much about her behaviour that Pascoe wanted to understand. So she started researching what makes us - women - tick. And what she read made her eyes fall out of her face. Reader, here is everything science has to tell us about love, sexuality, infidelity, boobs, periods, pubes, broodiness, and clever old fat. Merry Christmas and Hallelujah! Suddenly being a woman doesn't look like such a minefield after all. 'Fresh and honest.' GUARDIAN 'Timely and intelligent.' THE TIMES 'Funny, sad, angry, affronted, engaging and enlightening.' STYLIST
Book Synopsis Sara's Seven Lives by : Bharti Isaac
Download or read book Sara's Seven Lives written by Bharti Isaac and published by The Write Order Publication. This book was released on 2024-01-29 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A potentially promising career, a committed loving partner, a fiercely loyal friend yet nothing makes her completely happy. Her discontentment stems from her curious insatiable spirit to know more, feel more and want more from life. An unexpected encounter leads her to embark on a mesmerizing journey through seven different lives, each with its unique challenges and joys. Her story becomes a celebration of the human spirit's resilience and capacity to evolve. What transpires in seven different lives? How does she change with each life? Which life she eventually chooses to continue? Is the story of Sarah's Seven Lives.
Download or read book Sara's Story written by Cheri LePage and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-04-12 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sara’s abusive marriage has finally ended. She now must get out of the Kansas City area before Paul, her ex-husband, finds out she is pregnant with his child and tries to prevent from her leaving the city. She is sitting at her favorite spot in the city, taking one last look before she leaves this city forever. She has money from the sell of their house in the bank and a new job waiting for her in Colorado. She is ready to leave for the train station when her ex-husband shows up and points a gun at her head. He tells her he knows about the baby and that they will be remarried as soon as possible. Sara is terrified of this man; the last thing she wants is to remarry him. Suddenly, Sara is transported onto a spaceship. She has been asked to marry one of the men from their planet that is in a different galaxy than Earth. She must decide if she wants to go back to Earth and marry her ex-husband or marry a stranger and got to a far off planet to live the rest of her life. When she asked when the wedding is suppose to be, she is told that the wedding is to be immediately. She won’t be meeting the groom until she is standing at the alter next to him. Can she marry a man she never seen nor knows anything about? Her choices are either go back to Earth to Paul or to go with them and marry an alien. Will she make the right decision for her and her baby?
Download or read book Sara's Gift written by Carol Stucki and published by American Book Publishing. This book was released on 2010-11-30 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Sara's Story written by Patricia Huff and published by Patricia Huff. This book was released on with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sara's Story is a work of romantic fiction. Sara is a young woman in her early twenties. She works in a family restaurant in downtown Los Angeles. Sara struggles with her memories of a chaotic childhood and her present day reality. Then she meets James; a romance begins. Sara discovers her inner strengths.
Book Synopsis Jokes, Jokes, Jokes by : Jenny Eclair
Download or read book Jokes, Jokes, Jokes written by Jenny Eclair and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2024-10-03 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'As hilarious and outrageous as you might expect' Rosie Ramsey 'Funny. Poignant. Fascinating. Just the sort of hilarious, disrespectful, ribald book I love to get stuck into' Jo Brand How did little Jenny Hargreaves become Jenny Eclair and elbow her way into the male dominated world of 1980s stand-up? Daughter of Major Derek Hargreaves (spy?) and June Hargreaves (spy's wife?) sister of Sara (born to be Head Girl) and Ben (the usurper), Jenny's comedy career took off via drama school, cider, sausage rolls, sleeping with men who looked like they lived under a carpet, punk poetry, anorexia, bedsit misery, waitressing and not really having a clue about anything. This was a world before microphones, mobile phones, before everyone gave up smoking or started taking coke. Jenny Eclair was on the comedy circuit before there really was a comedy circuit and was the first woman to win the Perrier Award along the way. Still gigging to sell-out crowds forty years later, Jenny Eclair's memoir charts her childhood, her career and the changing face of women in comedy, all told with hilarious brilliance in Jokes, Jokes, Jokes, her very funny memoir.
Download or read book College Humor written by and published by . This book was released on 1921 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Slowly Sudden written by Taj Keshavarz and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2015-06-28 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dinner with Emma was a gift after the tense period in Budapest. While eating, I looked at her face as she was talking, animated, relaxed, laughing, with short periods of seriousness. I wished I could take pictures in those moments, moments that I had missed, moments that I usually miss. I often thought about my pictures, what sort of photographer was I? A portrait photographer? A journalist? In that moment, thinking of taking pictures of her while she was eating, of the way she closed her eyes with each bite, and laughed under the calming light in the room, I considered myself a photographer of moods. Mark works in a current affairs magazine as a photographer. He spends his time bickering and philosophising with his friends. Young to middle aged, Mark and his friends pass their moments avoiding commitments, shunning what goes on around them. There are times to make decisions often made through no action. Responsibilities dissolve in comfort, and emotions seem to be foreign phenomena in their life under illusion of personal liberty. Can this all change?
Book Synopsis Sara and the Incredible Magic Time-Bubble by : e. b. kowal
Download or read book Sara and the Incredible Magic Time-Bubble written by e. b. kowal and published by Glass Key Press. This book was released on 2010-11-17 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Girl Called Rumi by : Ari Honarvar
Download or read book A Girl Called Rumi written by Ari Honarvar and published by Forest Avenue Press. This book was released on 2021-09-21 with total page 363 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Girl Called Rumi, Ari Honarvar’s debut novel, weaves a captivating tale of survival, redemption, and the power of storytelling. Kimia, a successful spiritual advisor whose Iranian childhood continues to haunt her, collides with a mysterious giant bird in her mother’s California garage. She begins reliving her experience as a nine-year-old girl in war-torn Iran, including her friendship with a mystical storyteller who led her through the mythic Seven Valleys of Love. Grappling with her unresolved past, Kimia agrees to accompany her ailing mother back to Iran, only to arrive in the midst of the Green Uprising in the streets. Against the backdrop of the election protests, Kimia begins to unravel the secrets of the night that broke her mother and produced a dangerous enemy. As past and present collide, she must choose between running away again or completing her unfinished journey through the Valley of Death to save her brother.
Book Synopsis The Sarabande of Sara’s Band by : Larysa Denysenko
Download or read book The Sarabande of Sara’s Band written by Larysa Denysenko and published by Glagoslav Publications. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarabande is a novel presented mostly through the rapid-fire interactions of the characters in one-on-one situations or in small groups. Most of the novel revolves around the male protagonist, the journalist Pavlo Dudnyk, who takes his schoolhood friend Sara Polonsky as his second wife. Sara, who blossomed from an inconspicuous overweight adolescent into a vivacious woman, used to mock him in school with the nickname “Underbutt” for his bony derriere that always needed padding on the classroom chairs. When Pavlo marries Sara, he doesn’t realize at first that he’s also married into her extended family, Sara’s band of Polonskys, with their myriad quirks and manifestations of peculiar behavior.
Download or read book The Grebsa Network written by Heidi Hecht and published by Heidi Hecht. This book was released on with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Lords of the Grebsa Network were caught completely off guard. The alien Veroshi swooped into Earth with a compulsion to worship the Grebsas as gods that had been engineered by a Prophet they never knew. It was enough to bring a charging Grebsa to a sudden stop. The Veroshi are just beginning to settle into the city built for them by the reluctant gods when an elderly member of the Guardian Faction collapses while protecting abandoned Veroshi puppies in a blizzard. The Mind-Priestesses insist that these puppies are the children of a Grebsa. That leads to snorts of "Impossible!" from the Grebsas, but as events unfold, they begin to wonder exactly how unlikely it is.
Download or read book Sara’S Lullaby written by W. Bennett and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1895, the OGrady family is forced to flee Ireland. They arrive in the town of Ardara, in Canada, where they purchase a small hotel. Their turbulent marriage produces one child, Michael. He in turn sires an illegitimate daughter, Sara. Both Sara and her baby are murdered. In 1969, summer student Mattie Armstrong arrives in Ardara. He rents a room in a boardinghouse, which happened to be Sara OGradys old bedroom. He soon discovers that her spirit still resides there. Sara reaches out to Mattie for help in finding justice. Its 1999 and the boardinghouse is now a B&B. Mattie has returned with his wife, Trisha, and their marriage is in trouble. They take a room, Matties onetime bedroom. Over a span of twenty-four hours, he tells Trisha of his time spent there and how Saras spirit had reached out to him. His telling, along with subsequent events, uncovers the real villain behind their dying marriage.
Download or read book 100 Rentals written by Benjamin Chapman and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-12-10 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 100 Rentals is the story of a twenty something that works at a video rental store called Shockwave Video. He assigned the job of handing out the prize of 100 free video rentals. The girl, Sara, who arrives to collect ends up changing his life forever. The story follows Lex and Sara as they try and figure out what love really looks like and how to overcome their collective pasts.
Download or read book Sara's Moon written by S Bolanos and published by Chaotic Neutral Press LLC. This book was released on 2021-07-15 with total page 415 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An average woman survives an attack by a serial killer only to become a werewolf. Sara Sheppard should be dead. She has no idea how she survived the brutal attack and wants nothing more than to get back to her normal, boring life. But something—someone—is after her and she fears it will return to finish what it started. Now she is faced with an impossible decision: live the rest of her short life in fear, or trust in a man defined by secrets. Michael appears to hold all the answers, yet those answers are even more unbelievable than her miraculous recovery. Werewolves aren't real. Or at least they weren't until she was bitten. Sara's Moon is a paranormal mystery with bite. This book does contain graphic imagery, violence, and some adult content. Sara's Moon is the first book in the Urban Fantasy series Moons of Mystery. Each book follows a different main character, has a full conflict resolution and an HEA.
Book Synopsis The Sprouted Kitchen by : Sara Forte
Download or read book The Sprouted Kitchen written by Sara Forte and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2012-08-28 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sprouted Kitchen food blogger Sara Forte showcases 100 tempting recipes that take advantage of fresh produce, whole grains, lean proteins, and natural sweeteners—with vivid flavors and seasonal simplicity at the forefront. Sara Forte is a food-loving, wellness-craving veggie enthusiast who relishes sharing a wholesome meal with friends and family. The Sprouted Kitchen features 100 of her most mouthwatering recipes. Richly illustrated by her photographer husband, Hugh Forte, this bright, vivid book celebrates the simple beauty of seasonal foods with original recipes—plus a few favorites from her popular Sprouted Kitchen food blog tossed in for good measure. The collection features tasty snacks on the go like Granola Protein Bars, gluten-free brunch options like Cornmeal Cakes with Cherry Compote, dinner party dishes like Seared Scallops on Black Quinoa with Pomegranate Gastrique, “meaty” vegetarian meals like Beer Bean– and Cotija-Stuffed Poblanos, and sweet treats like Cocoa Hazelnut Cupcakes. From breakfast to dinner, snack time to happy hour, The Sprouted Kitchen will help you sneak a bit of delicious indulgence in among the vegetables.
