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The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World

Author : Joey Acker
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781951046095
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World written by Joey Acker and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OH NO!!! You found The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World! Well, since you're already here I may as well tell you about it... Poor Nameless tries to explain to the reader why this book is simply the WORST book in the whole entire world. Will he succeed in his noble quest? Is he the reason this book is the worst?? Will it have a happy ending or the worst ending ever??? The Worst Book in the Whole Entire World is a humorous and witty tale for young and seasoned readers. Whatever you do though, don't read it out loud! You may catch wind of these words: toot, stinky, booger, and booty. You've been warned, but you'll still want to see what happens next!

Santa's Worst Christmas

Author : Huia Publishers Staff
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781775503934
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (39 download)

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Download or read book Santa's Worst Christmas written by Huia Publishers Staff and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are just a few days to go before Christmas, and everyone¿s busy putting up decorations, preparing food and getting ready for the big day. Then comes the shock news ¿ Santa¿s cancelled Christmas. Santa had so many disasters last year that he can¿t face it again, and he¿s quit. The elves try everything, but they can¿t get him to change his mind. In this Aotearoa Christmas picture book, the kids come up with a clever plan and amazing gadgets to get Christmas back on and Santa back in the sleigh delivering presents.

Sad Santa

Author : Tad Carpenter
Publisher : Sterling
ISBN 13 : 9781402788307
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (883 download)

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Download or read book Sad Santa written by Tad Carpenter and published by Sterling. This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A wish list letter from a good-hearted boy shows Santa, who is suffering from a case of post-Christmas blues, that the holiday spirit lasts 365 days a year.

The Worst Christmas Ever

Author : Kathleen Long Bostrom
Publisher : Presbyterian Publishing Corp
ISBN 13 : 1611649587
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (116 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Christmas Ever written by Kathleen Long Bostrom and published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now that his family has moved to California, Matthew has doubts as the holiday season approaches. Palm trees? No snow? Its all wrong. Little sister Lucy thinks everything is wonderful, but Matthew knows better. And to top it off, the sudden disappearance of his beloved dog, Jasper, settles it. This will be the worst Christmas ever. Or will it? Surprising events on Christmas Eve just might change everythingand maybe this new place can feel like home to Matthew after all.

The Worst Christmas Story

Author : Christopher Morley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 30 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (35 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Christmas Story written by Christopher Morley and published by . This book was released on 1928 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Worst Twelve Days of Christmas

Author : Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen
Publisher : Abrams
ISBN 13 : 1613122276
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (131 download)

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Download or read book The Worst Twelve Days of Christmas written by Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this spirited reworking of the classic song “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” Joy has to deal with her first Christmas with a new baby brother—and nothing could be worse. He drools on the ornaments and ruins the presents, he eats all the cookies and smashes the snowmen, and he’s on the verge of taking over the whole holiday. Joy’s patience runs out as the baby’s mishaps pile up. A sweet surprise turns the tables on Joy, who eventually appreciates what her baby brother adds to the holiday. Sudipta Bardhan-Quallen and Ryan Wood pair perfectly for this funny holiday book with a sibling-appreciation message that will make readers laugh and sing along with every reading.

The Night I Met Father Christmas

Author : Ben Miller
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1471171558
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (711 download)

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Download or read book The Night I Met Father Christmas written by Ben Miller and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-11-01 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'A gorgeous tale brimming with the magic of Christmas. A sheer delight for all kids both big AND small.' Ruth Jones, award-winning writer and comedian 'Enchanting, funny and intriguing in equal measure' Philip Ardagh, bestselling author 'You can always tell when a children’s book has been written by a brilliant father because there’s a particular intimacy, warmth and mischievous humour that bubbles through it ... irresistible' Alexander Armstrong, presenter, comedian and writer Jackson knows all about the flying reindeer, he knows about the elves and the secret North Pole workshop, he knows about the magic that allows Father Christmas to deliver presents around the world in just one night, but there's one thing he doesn't know ... how did Father Christmas become Father Christmas? That all changes when, one Christmas Eve, Jackson meets Father Christmas and hears his incredible story. So begins an enchanting fairy-tale into a magical snowy landscape, where Torvil, a mean-spirited and miserly elf, is about to discover the true meaning of Christmas. This might not have been the story Jackson was expecting but, as Father Christmas tells him, no good story ever is... Get ready for a Christmas classic in the making from actor and comedian Ben Miller with beautiful illustrations throughout from emerging talent Daniela Jaglenka Terrazzini, that will remind everyone of the true spirit of Christmas and prove once and for all that Father Christmas really does exist!

The Best Worst Christmas Ever

Author : Drienie Hattingh
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781979237888
Total Pages : 192 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (378 download)

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Download or read book The Best Worst Christmas Ever written by Drienie Hattingh and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-27 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tom Isbell, Theater Professor, author of the Prey trilogy: "The beautifully wrought stories take us back to simpler times... memories blessed and humorous. Most of all, they convince us we don't dare ever "cancel Christmas." Christy Monson: Award-winning author of Banished: "Jump into the homes and hearts of each writer as they relate holiday moments from around the world." Wendy Toliver, Author of Red's Untold Tale and Regina Rising, "Reading and rereading this humorous, heartwarming collection of stories is sure to become a treasured holiday tradition." It's Christmas-The Most Wonderful Time of the Year, when snowflakes fall and your home glints with star-like lights. Beyond the wreath-adorned door, the fireplace warms your family's toes while the turkey roasts and eggnog chills. Lovingly wrapped presents are tucked under the fresh-cut Christmas tree, and stockings dangle from the hearth, waiting for Santa. Carols playing, children laughing, mistletoe beckoning... This is the most perfect Christmas ever! However, if this is the sort of stories you're expecting to find in The Best Worst Christmas Ever, you are in for a surprise-and a treat. The stories herein prove the most memorable, magical, and merry Christmases are everything but perfect. In a trailer or a cabin, in snowy New York or balmy South Africa, this is Christmas. Wearing a disco ball shirt, a sunflower hat, or sinking your fork into a pitch-black turkey, or soapy spaghetti, this is Christmas. Pour yourself some hot cocoa and join authors from all over the world as they share their hilarious and heartwarming yuletide tales.

Santa's Christmas

Author : Sue Messruther
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781518836169
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (361 download)

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Download or read book Santa's Christmas written by Sue Messruther and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-31 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Oh no! Will Christmas have to be cancelled? News spread through the North Pole as the elves spoke to poor Santa, they had to deliver the very sad news to him - his sleigh has broken down and they can't work out why!Of course, this is a huge problem for Santa and right at the worst possible time! Christmas is just days away so this is a huge problem, it would break his heart if he had to cancel Christmas which has never happened before and he is not about to let it happen this year so now he has to try and figure out how he can deliver all of the toys to the girls and boys around the world this year? He has no idea if the elves will be able to fix it in time which means Santa had better get busy and try to find an alternative mode of transport just in case his sleigh can't be fixed.now all of Santa's friends up in the North Pole are desperately trying to help Santa knowing how important this is to him, turn the pages to see what wonderful, funny and just sometimes weird or wacky suggestions they come up for Santa to try, he even gets on the phone to call some of his friends for other suggestions and after all of the testing he soon gets very tired.Now of course you will have to read the story to find out if they got the sleigh fixed in time and what Santa tried from all the suggestions and how many times did the elves have to rescue Santa!

When Santa Learned the Gospel

Author : Simon Camilleri
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780995417601
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (176 download)

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Download or read book When Santa Learned the Gospel written by Simon Camilleri and published by . This book was released on 2017-07-22 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An original Christmas fable about when Santa first learns about Jesus' message of grace.Unexpectedly, Santa finds himself on a his own spiritual and philosophical journey full of humour, self-reflection, wonder and redemption.Complemented by the beautiful and engaging illustrations of Matt Boutros, this book hopes to inspire many a conversation about faith, philosophy and the messages of Christmas, between adults and children alike.

That's Good! That's Bad! on Santa's Journey

Author : Margery Cuyler
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 080508777X
Total Pages : 45 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (5 download)

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Book Synopsis That's Good! That's Bad! on Santa's Journey by : Margery Cuyler

Download or read book That's Good! That's Bad! on Santa's Journey written by Margery Cuyler and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-10-27 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While delivering presents on Christmas Eve, accident-prone Santa has a series of mishaps, with both good and bad results.

Santa's Book of Names

Author : David M. McPhail
Publisher : Turtleback Books
ISBN 13 : 9780613058261
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (582 download)

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Download or read book Santa's Book of Names written by David M. McPhail and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 1997-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For use in schools and libraries only. A young boy who has trouble reading helps Santa with his yearly rounds and receives a special Christmas present.

The Santa Claus Girl

Author : Patricia P. Goodin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780578995472
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (954 download)

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Download or read book The Santa Claus Girl written by Patricia P. Goodin and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-20 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus"Virginia grew up.Yes, THAT Virginia-who became a teacher-encouraging students through the Great Depression, World War II, and the Polio epidemic. "The Santa Claus Girl," a novel drawn from true events, imagines Virginia's far-reaching influence and her exceptional gift of inspiration. Set in New York City, December 1952, the story uncovers how a remarkable woman sparks a band of humble do-gooders to overcome the odds stacked against them-and reach for an extraordinary goal. Uplifting, inspirational story in a historical fiction book about the "Yes, Virginia, There Is A Santa Claus" girl who eventually became the principal of a New York hospital school during the Polio Epidemic in the early 50s.

I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus

Author : Matt Mogk
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1628734914
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (287 download)

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Download or read book I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus written by Matt Mogk and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest. While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies. This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.

Don't Shake the Present!

Author : Bill Cotter
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728216141
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book Don't Shake the Present! written by Bill Cotter and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go on a festive and fun-filled adventure with Larry in the hilarious Christmas novelty edition of the USA Today bestselling series, Don't Push the Button! 'Tis the season for gift-giving and kids will adore this new addition to the creative and interactive series that has touched the lives of over half-a-million readers. Don't Shake the Present! is the perfect stocking stuffer, holiday gift for kids, and present for 1 year old girls and boys celebrating their first Christmas ever! Kids and parents alike will return to this wacky holiday book time and again. Larry the lovable monster has received a present, and he's desperate to know what's inside. He needs your help to figure it out. But whatever you do... DON'T SHAKE THE PRESENT! Hi, I'm Larry. This is my present. I REALLY want to open it, but I'm not allowed.

Santa's Kwanzaa

Author : Garen Thomas
Publisher : Jump At The Sun
ISBN 13 : 9780786851669
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Santa's Kwanzaa written by Garen Thomas and published by Jump At The Sun. This book was released on 2004-08-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa lays the last present beneath the last Christmas tree and returns weary-eyed to the North Pole-to the surprise of a lifetime. From the twenty-sixth day of December to January first, Santa and his family delight in the Kwanzaa tradition, and have a jolly-good time. But as the last day approaches, Santa is still filled with the holiday spirit and wants to do something extra special to show his love for humanity. What more can Santa give? Painfully funny merry-making wraps up sweetly in this risible and enchanting celebration of two holidays under one cover!

The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time

Author : Sean Dietrich
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 252 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (588 download)

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Download or read book The Absolute Worst Christmas of All Time written by Sean Dietrich and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although COVID-19 has made Christmas the worst holiday ever, somehow it also made it more important. Sean of the South shares anecdotes from his beloved homeland, delivering Christmas stories that are guaranteed to make your heart grow three sizes.