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Author : Russ Edwards
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780940462663
Total Pages : 122 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (626 download)
Download or read book Santa's Favorite Fishing Jokes written by Russ Edwards and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Filled with fish stories and tales out of school, this collection is far more than just a piscine fancy.
Author : The Laugh Factory
Publisher : Applesauce Press
ISBN 13 : 1604332654
Total Pages : 528 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (43 download)
Download or read book The Most Ginormous Joke Book in the Universe! written by The Laugh Factory and published by Applesauce Press. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 528 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The biggest joke book on the market gets a ginormous companion! Just in case the massive collection of jokes featured in the bestselling The Biggest Joke Book Ever, No Kidding wasn’t enough, this hugely humorous companion includes more than five thousand additional goofy gags, clever comebacks, and treacherous tongue twisters along with riddles, one-liners, puns, and more. Up to date and brimming with hilarity, the contents of this indispensible comedy resource will have readers laughing nonstop.
Author : Russ Edwards
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780940462670
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (626 download)
Download or read book Santa's Favorite Sports Jokes written by Russ Edwards and published by . This book was released on 1998 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Alison Grambs
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402712449
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (124 download)
Download or read book Crazy Christmas Jokes written by Alison Grambs and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes with a Christmas theme.
Author : Franklin Yantz
Publisher : Insults Anywhere
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 17 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Insults Anywhere Kids Presents T'was The Jokes Before Christmas written by Franklin Yantz and published by Insults Anywhere. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 17 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Franklin Yantz (1980 - Present)is the founder of Insults Anywhere Labs, the premiere joke R & D department in the continuous United States. Founded in 2001, after discovering that the Y2K bug hadn't destroyed the world and caused radioactive alien cockroaches to take over the Earth, Insults Anywhere made the reintroduction of bad taste jokes and one liners it's primary focus. Today, Mr. Yantz and his team of crack researchers are using their newest discovery called "internet" to "digitally" share their life's work with anyone who feels they want to become popular possibly in all the wrong ways. Our motto is: "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
Author : Sky Pony Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1510743286
Total Pages : 75 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (17 download)
Download or read book Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Sky Pony Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-10-23 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does Santa take presents to children at Christmas? The presents won't take themselves! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What comes at the end of Christmas day? The letter "Y!" What looks like half a Christmas tree? The other half! Belly Laugh Sidesplitting Santa Claus and Christmas Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious holiday fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings and an uproarious "HO HO HO!" sound-effect button. Perfect for snowy days, long car rides to visit relatives, and get-togethers with friends, this book is sure to bring jolly laughter and Christmas fun into your home.
Author : John Gurney
Publisher : HarperCollins Publishers
ISBN 13 : 9780207156229
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (562 download)
Download or read book The World's Best Fishing Jokes written by John Gurney and published by HarperCollins Publishers. This book was released on 1987 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Highlights
Publisher : Highlights Press
ISBN 13 : 1684372445
Total Pages : 129 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (843 download)
Download or read book Best Kids' Jokes Ever! Volume 1 written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 365 sidesplitting jokes for budding comedians! Curated by the editors of Highlights, this uproarious humor collection features wholesome jokes the whole family can enjoy. Kids ages 6-9 love jokes—reading them, learning them and sharing them—and this collection of jokes and riddles is guaranteed to bring them hours of laugh-out-loud fun. What does a duck eat with soup? Quackers, of course! This humor collection will keep jokesters entertained with age-appropriate jokes in a wide range of kid-friendly topics like animals, school, travel and food. Fun black-and-white cartoons add to the 128 pages of silliness. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Author : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781706916192
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (161 download)
Download or read book 130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-11-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Kids Laugh With These Hilarious Clean Christmas Jokes! Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer? A: Elf-is Presley! This collection of Christmas jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get '130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids': In this book, you will find: 130+ super funny jokes that all kids will love. 40+ cute illustrations. All in color! No profanity or foul language. Sample Jokes: Santa and an elf are enjoying some time off in the summer. They decided to explore unknown territory and go for a walk across the desert. "Why did you bring that car door, elf?", Santa asks. "There's a good reason for that, Santa," the elf replies, "When it gets too hot, I can open the window!" Q: Where do Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus sleep on vacation? A: In a Ho-Ho-Hotel! Get your copy of '130+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Author : J. M. Barrie
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 : 8027200512
Total Pages : 3138 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (272 download)
Download or read book Life and Adventures of Santa Claus & Other Christmas Novels written by J. M. Barrie and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-08-07 with total page 3138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This unique collection of the greatest Christmas novels has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Table of contents: Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (L. Frank Baum) Christmas-Tree Land (Mary Louisa Molesworth) The Little City of Hope (F. Marion Crawford) Heidi (Johanna Spyri) Peter Pan and Wendy (J. M. Barrie) Little Women (Louisa May Alcott) The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum) A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens) Little Lord Fauntleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett) Christmas with Grandma Elsie (Martha Finley) Anne of Green Gables (Lucy Maud Montgomery) The Christmas Angel (Abbie Farwell Brown) At the Back of the North Wind (George MacDonald) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) The Christmas Child (Hesba Stretton) Granny's Wonderful Chair (Frances Browne) The Romance of a Christmas Card (Kate Douglas Wiggin) Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame) The Birds' Christmas Carol (Kate Douglas Wiggin) The Wonderful Life - Story of the life and death of our Lord (Hesba Stretton)
Author : Charles Dickens
Publisher : DigiCat
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 8820 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)
Download or read book The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales: 500+ Novels, Stories, Poems, Carols & Legends written by Charles Dickens and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2023-11-14 with total page 8820 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Within the pages of 'The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales: 500+ Novels, Stories, Poems, Carols & Legends' lies a treasure trove of carefully curated works, each contributing to the rich tapestry of Christmas literature across the ages. This anthology boasts an impressive array of literary styles, from the gilded narratives of Charles Dickens to the poignant verses of William Wordsworth, enveloping readers in the diverse and multifaceted celebrations of Christmas. Noteworthy for its inclusivity and breadth, the collection showcases a vast spectrum of emotional and thematic variations on the Yuletide spirit, making it a quintessential compendium for the holiday season. The collection stands out for its embracement of both the legendary, as seen in the fantastical tales of George Macdonald, and the intimately personal, as reflected in Emily Dickinson's delicately wrought poetry, offering a panoramic view of Christmas through the literary lens. The assembled authors, a veritable who's who of literary giants spanning centuries, bring together a harmonious blend of voices that reflect their respective eras, cultural backgrounds, and personal philosophies. From the romantic optimism of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow to the critical social narratives of Charles Dickens, the anthology bridges the gap between past and present, making timeless themes of hope, generosity, and reflection accessible to a contemporary audience. The diversity of literary movements represented—from Romanticism to Realism and beyond—enriches the collection, providing a layered and nuanced exploration of Christmas traditions and their evolution. By delving into 'The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales,' readers are afforded an unparalleled opportunity to explore the depth and breadth of Christmas literature. The collection not only serves as a testament to the enduring allure of holiday storytelling but also as an educational journey through the landscapes of literary history. It is an essential addition to the libraries of scholars and enthusiasts alike, inviting a deepened appreciation for the artistic and cultural dimensions of the holiday season. Offering more than just entertainment, this anthology stimulates a dialogue between the classic and the contemporary, the solemn and the celebratory, encouraging readers to revisit and rediscover the enchantment of Christmas through the ages.
Author : Mark Twain
Publisher : e-artnow
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 8809 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (64 download)
Download or read book The Santa's Big Book of Christmas Tales: 500+ Novels, Stories, Poems, Carols & Legends written by Mark Twain and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 8809 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This holiday, we are offering to you our own Christmas box – filled up to the top with the greatest Christmas novels, magical Christmas tales, legends, most famous carols and the poems dedicated to this one and only holiday: _x000D_ Mr. Pickwick's Christmas (Charles Dickens) _x000D_ The Gift of the Magi (O. Henry)_x000D_ Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ Christmas At Sea (Robert Louis Stevenson)_x000D_ The Savior Must Have Been A Docile Gentleman (Emily Dickinson)_x000D_ The Holy Night (Selma Lagerlöf)_x000D_ A Merry Christmas (Louisa May Alcott)_x000D_ A Letter from Santa Claus (Mark Twain)_x000D_ Shakespeare's Christmas _x000D_ Silent Night_x000D_ The Night After Christmas_x000D_ The Child Born at Bethlehem_x000D_ The Adoration of the Shepherds_x000D_ The Visit of the Wise Men_x000D_ As Joseph Was A-Walking_x000D_ The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter)_x000D_ Where Love Is, God Is (Leo Tolstoy) _x000D_ The Three Kings (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow) _x000D_ A Christmas Carol (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) _x000D_ The Heavenly Christmas Tree (Fyodor Dostoevsky)_x000D_ The Little City of Hope (F. Marion Crawford)_x000D_ The First Christmas Of New England (Harriet Beecher Stowe)_x000D_ Christmas in the Olden Time (Walter Scott)_x000D_ Christmas In India (Rudyard Kipling)_x000D_ A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens) _x000D_ The Twelve Days of Christmas_x000D_ The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum)_x000D_ Ring Out, Wild Bells (Alfred Lord Tennyson)_x000D_ Little Lord Fauntleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett)_x000D_ Black Beauty (Anna Sewell)_x000D_ The Christmas Child (Hesba Stretton)_x000D_ Granny's Wonderful Chair (Frances Browne)_x000D_ The Romance of a Christmas Card (Kate Douglas Wiggin)_x000D_ Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame)_x000D_ The Wonderful Life - Story of the life and death of our Lord (Hesba Stretton)_x000D_ The Christmas Angel (A. Brown)_x000D_ Christmas at Thompson Hall (Anthony Trollope)_x000D_ Christmas Every Day (William Dean Howells)_x000D_ The Lost Word (Henry van Dyke)_x000D_ The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann)_x000D_ The Little Match Girl_x000D_ The Elves and the Shoemaker_x000D_ Mother Holle _x000D_ The Star Talers_x000D_ Snow-White_x000D_ The Christmas Hirelings_x000D_ The Blue Carbuncle_x000D_ An Exciting Christmas Eve_x000D_ The Spirit of Christmas…
Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780723406983
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (69 download)
Download or read book More Best Fishing Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1976-01-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952772412
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (724 download)
Download or read book 130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-25 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Gift: Make Your Kids Laugh With These Hilarious Clean Christmas Jokes! Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer? A: Elf-is Presley! This collection of Christmas jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get '130+ Ridiculously Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids' In this book, you will find: - 130+ super funny jokes that all kids will love. - 40+ cute illustrations. All in color! - No profanity or foul language. Sample Jokes: Santa and an elf are enjoying some time off in the summer. They decided to explore unknown territory and go for a walk across the desert. "Why did you bring that car door, elf?", Santa asks. "There's a good reason for that, Santa," the elf replies, "When it gets too hot, I can open the window!" Q: Where do Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus sleep on vacation? A: In a Ho-Ho-Hotel! Get your copy of '130+ Ridiculously Funny Clean Jokes for Kids' and you will get access to all the other funny jokes. So, are you ready for a good laugh? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Author : Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson
Publisher : DigiCat
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 6685 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)
Download or read book Santa's Christmas Library written by Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2023-12-16 with total page 6685 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa's Christmas Library' is a literary mosaic encompassing a wide range of styles and themes, curated with a discerning eye for storytelling excellence and thematic profundity. The anthology brilliantly showcases the diversity of its impressive roster, with contributions from luminaries such as Shakespeare, Dickens, Twain, and Tolstoy, weaving through the realms of drama, poetry, fiction, and philosophy. Its rich tapestry promises readers an exploration of Christmas through various lenses - from the joyously celebratory to the introspectively reflective, making significant inroads into understanding the multifaceted nature of the holiday season and its impact on the human spirit. The contributing authors, a veritable who's who of literary history, bring to the collection an unparalleled depth of cultural, historical, and philosophical insights. Figures such as Harriet Beecher Stowe and Booker T. Washington provide narrative gravitas, infusing the anthology with themes of social justice and the transformative power of kindness and generosity. Through their collective works, one discerns the nuanced tapestry of Christmas, touching upon its religious, societal, and emotive resonances. This cross-disciplinary anthology is emblematic of diverse historical and cultural iterations of the holiday season, tracing its evolution across time and geographies. 'Santa's Christmas Library' is thus an essential volume for both aficionados of literature and students of cultural history, offering a unique prism through which to examine the essence of Christmas. It invites readers to journey across epochs and borders, to rediscover the quintessence of Christmas through a symphony of literary greats. Each story, poem, and essay enriches the reader's understanding, rendering this collection a treasured compendium for those seeking to delve deeper into the yuletide spirit, its historical roots, and its myriad expressions across the globe.
Author : Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson
Publisher : Good Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 6684 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (596 download)
Download or read book Santa's Library: 400+ Christmas Novels, Stories, Poems, Carols & Legends written by Bjørnstjerne Bjørnson and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-12-09 with total page 6684 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This eBook collection has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Content: The Gift of the Magi (O. Henry) The Holy Night (Selma Lagerlöf) A Merry Christmas & Other Christmas Stories (Louisa May Alcott) A Letter from Santa Claus (Mark Twain) Silent Night The Night After Christmas The Child Born at Bethlehem The Adoration of the Shepherds The Visit of the Wise Men As Joseph Was A-Walking The Tale of Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter) Where Love Is, God Is (Leo Tolstoy) The Three Kings (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow) A Christmas Carol (Samuel Taylor Coleridge) Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (L. Frank Baum) Christmas At Sea (Robert Louis Stevenson) The Savior Must Have Been A Docile Gentleman (Emily Dickinson) The Heavenly Christmas Tree (Fyodor Dostoevsky) The Little City of Hope (F. Marion Crawford) The First Christmas Of New England (Harriet Beecher Stowe) Christmas in the Olden Time (Walter Scott) Christmas In India (Rudyard Kipling) A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens) The Twelve Days of Christmas The Wonderful Wizard of OZ (L. Frank Baum) Ring Out, Wild Bells (Alfred Lord Tennyson) Little Lord Fauntleroy (Frances Hodgson Burnett) Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) The Christmas Child (Hesba Stretton) Granny's Wonderful Chair (Frances Browne) The Romance of a Christmas Card (Kate Douglas Wiggin) Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame) The Wonderful Life - Story of the life and death of our Lord (Hesba Stretton) The Christmas Angel (A. Brown) Christmas at Thompson Hall (Anthony Trollope) Christmas Every Day (William Dean Howells) The Lost Word (Henry van Dyke) The Nutcracker and the Mouse King (E. T. A. Hoffmann) The Little Match Girl The Elves and the Shoemaker Mother Holle The Star Talers Snow-White...
