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I Tried to Change So You Don't Have To

Author : Loni Love
Publisher : Hachette Go
ISBN 13 : 0306873745
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book I Tried to Change So You Don't Have To written by Loni Love and published by Hachette Go. This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An inspiring, hilarious memoir about learning to resist the pressures of conformity, love yourself for who you are, embrace your flaws, and unlock your true potential. Winner of the African American Literary Award for Memoir! Now cohost of Fox's The Real and SiriusXM's Café Mocha, Loni Love hasn't taken the typical path to becoming America's favorite straight-talking girlfriend and comedian. She was not the child of Hollywood legends and she never wore a size 00. Rather, she grew up in housing projects in Detroit, more worried about affording her next meal than going on a diet. When she moved to Hollywood after graduating college with an engineering degree, seeking to break out in the entertainment world, there was nothing that would convince her to eat the kale salads and quinoa bowls that her colleagues introduced her to, which looked to Love like "weeds my grandma used to pay me a dollar to pull from her yard." Still, despite the differences that set her apart in the status-driven world of entertainment where being thin, young, blond, and bubbly is sometimes considered a talent, Love spent years trying to fit in—trying to style her hair just so, dieting, dating the men she thought she was supposed to be with. In this book, she tells the uproariously funny story of how she overcame the trap of self-improvement and instead learned to embrace who she was. As Love writes, "There's a saying a lot of people live by: 'Fake it till you make it.' For me, it's always been 'fake it, and then have the whole thing blow up in your face.'" I Tried to Change So You Don't Have To explores all of the embarrassing mistakes, terrifying challenges, and unexpected breakthroughs that taught her how, by committing ourselves to our own path, we can take control of our destiny.

Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures

Author : Seth Kinstle
Publisher : Seth Kinstle
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 61 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Santa's Secret Sex Journal: Jolly Adventures written by Seth Kinstle and published by Seth Kinstle. This book was released on 2024-03-11 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you're looking for a great Christmas gift you found the best piece of magic on the market. It's looks perfect under a Christmas tree or thrown on the lap of a stranger. Santa has a secret past that no one has ever heard about. Unwrap the true story of the very real Santa Clause in this indecent mashup of insane cartoony ramblings. Discover the truth of the Santa Clause corporation along with everything that makes it prosper. Unmask the messiah Jesus Christ to pay a testament to the wretched things he's done. When the holiday spirit runs deep, you'll find Santa beneath the dirt chugging diarrhea in a sewer. All his precious secrets are exposed in this mind boggling unbelievable autobiography of the one and only man in red. From his outlandish love affairs to his triumphant fetishes. See the man you know and love like never before. Including top secret details of his passionate body on body friction with Mrs. Clause. Take a look into his bedroom to see what's really going on in the life of a super human so jolly he can't help but be irresistibly attractive.

Jack and Santa

Author : Mac Barnett
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593113985
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Download or read book Jack and Santa written by Mac Barnett and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestselling author Mac Barnett and Geisel Award-winning illustrator Greg Pizzoli, an uproarious early reader series about a mischievous rabbit, a cranky old lady, and a lovable dog. When Jack finds himself on the naughty list, he worries that Santa will bring him coal. But Jack wants presents--lots of them. Will Jack be able to prove to Santa that he's not so bad after all? Welcome to the laugh-out-loud and irreverent world of Jack, a new early reader series by the New York Times bestselling and award-winning team of Mac Barnett and Greg Pizzoli.

The Gettin' Place

Author : Susan Straight
Publisher : Hachette+ORM
ISBN 13 : 1401306063
Total Pages : 412 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book The Gettin' Place written by Susan Straight and published by Hachette+ORM. This book was released on 2014-04-08 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the third novel by the author of Blacker Than a Thousand Midnights, the Thompson clan tries to deal with the chaos after their family patriarch finds the burning bodies of two white women on his property and is then accidentally gunned down by police.

California Roll

Author : Argent Amos
Publisher : Argent Amos
ISBN 13 : 1647045576
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book California Roll written by Argent Amos and published by Argent Amos . This book was released on 2023-09-16 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Hard-edged truck-driving thriller faces American racism with killer prose." —BookLife "The suspense kept me on the edge of my seat. There was always a surprise waiting around the corner, and I could never predict what would happen." —Readers' Favorite "Amos expertly builds the tension and delivers a variety of plot twists that keep the reader engaged." —City Book Review A dark energy has followed Noah Sowles since he was a child. As he hammers his big rig alone over the backroads and highways of the country, it's only getting worse. In the wilderness of the Northern California redwoods, he's highjacked and brutally abducted by two seedy, racist men. They deliver him to their boss, an enigmatic owner of a thriving marijuana farm. After days of struggling for his life, he accepts a dangerous, non-negotiable deal: to drive the rig loaded with seventeen tons of high potency weed to El Paso, Texas, while accompanied by one of his abductors. Trucking with his armed captor takes a twisted turn when Noah glimpses into the dark underbelly of drug smuggling and human trafficking—he knows there is an ominously familiar evil pushing them toward their destination. As he finally reaches the crossroads, he discovers a more nefarious, sinister and far-reaching criminal network than he could have imagined. With his own eternal fate hanging in the balance, the aging trucker uses his best wit, humor, and inner strength to survive, but realizes that nothing is as it seems when the devil is in control.

Not Taco Bell Material

Author : Adam Carolla
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0307888886
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (78 download)

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Download or read book Not Taco Bell Material written by Adam Carolla and published by Crown. This book was released on 2013-04-16 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now in paperback, Adam Carolla takes us back--before Loveline and The Man Show, before the Guinness World Record-breaking podcast and the New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks--to reveal all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today. Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about everything from his hardscrabble childhood to his slacker friends to the hypocrisy of Hollywood. He tackled rants in his first book, and now he tells his best stories, debuting some never-before-heard tales as well. Organized by the myriad "dumps" Carolla called home as a child to the flophouse apartments he rented in his twenties, up to the homes he personally renovated after achieving success in Hollywood, the anecdotes here follow Adam's journey and the hilarious pitfalls along the way. Adam Carolla started broke and blue collar and has now been on the Hollywood scene for more than fifteen years. Yet he's still connected to the working-class guy he once was and delivers a raw and edgy, fish-out-of-water take on the world he lives in (but mostly disagrees with), telling all the stories, no matter who he offends--family, friends, or the famous.

Melted

Author : Hadley Harlin
Publisher : Henwin Press LTD
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Melted written by Hadley Harlin and published by Henwin Press LTD. This book was released on 2020-09-25 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do I despise Hawthorne West? Playgirl and Bibs & Babes to name a few. What self-respecting chef does a centerfold? Or a shirtless interview with his baster? Just because he won "world’s sexiest chef" three years in a row doesn’t make him a god. Or give him the right to destroy my restaurant with his pompous review. Now, this sell-out celebrity chef is my co-host on an international cooking competition. He’s annoyingly alpha with a bad habit of taking off his shirt for the cameras. Unless I’m using them to shred cheese, I don’t need to see his abs. He keeps finding new ways to fork me over, like stepping on my lines or popping into my dreams at all the wrong times. Two can play at that game. I’ve seen the way he leers at me when he thinks I’m not looking, and I’m not above using every advantage I have. Nothing’s going to stop me from regaining my status as one of the world’s best chefs—all I have to do is survive a trip around the world with Hawthorne West. Melted is a hot romantic comedy featuring a slow-burn, hate-to-love romance between co-hosts of an international cooking competition. Travel the world and watch as these rivals try to balance their powerful desire for each other with their intense hatred. A true romance between equals, Melted is perfect for those who love fine food, strong heroines, and celebrity chefs.

Flipping Out

Author : Marshall Karp
Publisher : Mesa Films, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1736379275
Total Pages : 317 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (363 download)

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Download or read book Flipping Out written by Marshall Karp and published by Mesa Films, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-04-02 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A vicious killer is targeting the wives of LAPD cops, and it’s up to homicide detectives Mike Lomax and Terry Biggs to crack the case. Gritty, original, and laugh-out-loud funny, 04/ is another fast-paced novel in best-selling author Marshall Karp's popular Lomax and Biggs Mysteries series.

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1420148095
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (21 download)

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Download or read book written by and published by . This book was released on with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Last Night at the Jupiter Saloon and Other Stories

Author : Jim Driesen
Publisher : BookLocker.com, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 133 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book The Last Night at the Jupiter Saloon and Other Stories written by Jim Driesen and published by BookLocker.com, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-03-01 with total page 133 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A diverse collection of forty-three stories inhabited by eclectic characters waiting to meet you. A stranger enters a saloon in a desolate, baking hot town in the Arizona desert with a cryptic warning. A murder mystery involving Santa Claus. Ghosts with a sense of humor haunting a graveyard on Halloween. Dogs chasing cats, kids playing T-ball, what really happened to Hitler, and aliens from Alpha Centauri that have plans for planet earth. Plus, many more. Sit back in a comfortable chair and enjoy the journey.

The Mere Wife

Author : Maria Dahvana Headley
Publisher : MCD
ISBN 13 : 0374208433
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (742 download)

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Download or read book The Mere Wife written by Maria Dahvana Headley and published by MCD. This book was released on 2018-07-17 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A retelling of Beowulf set in contemporary American suburbia from the perspective of Grendel and his mother.

The Quarterly

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 530 pages
Book Rating : 4.F/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Quarterly written by and published by . This book was released on 1991 with total page 530 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Boyfriend of the Month Club

Author : Maria Geraci
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101478020
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book The Boyfriend of the Month Club written by Maria Geraci and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sexy, funny new novel asks: Can a woman find a modern-day Mr. Darcy in Daytona Beach? At thirty, Grace O'Bryan has dated every loser in Daytona Beach. After the ultimate date-from-hell, Grace decides to turn her dwindling book club into a Boyfriend of the Month Club, where women can discuss the eligible men in their community. Where are the real life twenty-first century versions of literary heroes such as Heathcliff and Mr. Darcy? Could it be successful and handsome Brandon Farrell, who is willing to overlook his disastrous first date with Grace and offers financial help for her parents' failing Florida gift shop? Or maybe sexy dentist Joe Rosenblum, who's great with a smile but not so great at commitment? Unfortunately, like books, men cannot always be judged by their covers...

One-Lane Bridge

Author : Dan Krzyzkowski
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1440183953
Total Pages : 408 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book One-Lane Bridge written by Dan Krzyzkowski and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-03 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having decided to take a year off between college and law school to work on a road construction project, twenty-three-year-old Simon Kozlowski is dismayed when he learns his job has been eliminated before it even started. Far from his Hiawatha, New Jersey home and without transportation, Simon falls into the graces of Alisha Caldwell, a sophisticated but mysterious socialite who claims she is an artist and businesswoman. Simon agrees to work for the forty-one-year-old single mother in a job he never imagined himself doing providing companionship and childcare to five-year-old Corey Caldwell. As time passes, Simon slowly learns that all is not what it seems. There are secrets everywhere he turns in the Caldwell's house, in the lives of Alisha and Corey, and in the lives of his family. Working to unravel these mysteries leads Simon deeper into the human heart than he's ever dared go and into a life he never imagined himself living. He wonders if he's in control of his own destiny.

La Chute

Author : Terrence E. Dunn
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 146281333X
Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (628 download)

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Download or read book La Chute written by Terrence E. Dunn and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2000-08-14 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Getting In

Author : Karen Stabiner
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 1401395031
Total Pages : 444 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book Getting In written by Karen Stabiner and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2010-03-16 with total page 444 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Q: What does a parent need to survive the college application process? A. A sense of humor. B. A therapist on 24-hour call. C. A large bank balance. D. All of the above. Getting In is the roller-coaster story of five very different Los Angeles families united by a single obsession: acceptance at a top college, preferably one that makes their friends and neighbors green with envy. At an elite private school and a nearby public school, families devote themselves to getting their seniors into the perfect school--even if the odds are stacked against them, even if they can't afford the $50,000 annual price tag, even if the effort requires a level of deceit, and even if the object of all this attention wants to go somewhere else. Getting In is a delightfully smart comedy of class and entitlement, of love and ambition, set in a world where a fat envelope from a top school matters more than anything . . . almost.

The Cuban Mission

Author : John Jones
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1796093378
Total Pages : 165 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book The Cuban Mission written by John Jones and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-03-09 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Series of Books will continue to introduce man in person with his maker GOD ALMIGHTY. GOD will meet and work with Representatives from the Planet Ares (PA) to seek help in finding “Peace” Throughout His Entire Universe. GOD uses these meetings as a method to allow man to seek “Peace on his own terms”. The Primary Setting for this continuing Secret Peace Corp (SPC) Story (After cleaning up a few loose ends) is located in the Foreign Country of Cuba. SPC Agent John James VA10A and his Wife Susan James SPC Agent VA10C have been assigned a Major SPC Mission by their Commanding Officer (CO) Joshua Christian (JC) from the Secret Peace Corp Earth Base Station (SPCEBS). This Major SPC Mission is to transverse across the Country of Cuba from Havana to Santiago; seek out and locate known and unknown Terrorist targets set in place by the Neo-Nazi German Army (NNGA) and al-Qaida Terror Cells working in partnership. Five known Terrorist Targets have been identified so far and listed by the SPCEBS Agents! Strict Orders from the Secret Peace Corp Board (SPCB) on Planet Ares (PA) are: Locate these Targets!!! Completely Eliminate these Targets!!! NO PRISONERS!!!!!!!!!! The Mystery of how these Terrorist Targets are set up, located and eliminated will overwhelm your mind as this FINAL SPC STORY UNFOLDS AND IS TOLD!!!!!