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Book Synopsis Santa Says I've Been a Naughty Girl by : Christmas Publishing
Download or read book Santa Says I've Been a Naughty Girl written by Christmas Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-28 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features: 120 blank, wide-lined white pages Duo-Sided, lined paper, with line at top for date entry 6" x 9" dimensions. Perfect size for your desk, tote bag, backpack, or purse at school, home, and work For use as a notebook, journal, diary, or composition book Perfectly suited for taking notes, writing, organizing lists, brainstorming, or journaling The perfect gift for kids and adults on any gift giving occasion
Book Synopsis It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This by : Andrew Shaffer
Download or read book It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This written by Andrew Shaffer and published by 8th Circle Press. This book was released on 2014-12-07 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you're looking for something tart to cut the holiday sweetness, Shaffer offers a naughty little treat." -- The Gazette "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like F*ck This" is an off-beat collection of Christmas parodies, essays, poems, and cartoons by New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer. Previously published as "The Shelf on the Elf," this newly-expanded holiday cult classic has it all: holiday pickles, regret, talking lambs, and knife-wielding maniacs.
Download or read book Naughty Santa written by Mari Carr and published by Mari Carr Books LLC. This book was released on with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Santa, I’ve been a very naughty girl… California born and bred, Paris only came to North Pole, Indiana to spruce up and sell the kitschy shop she inherited. But when she meets Joe the handyman and all of his country boy muscles, she just can’t help herself. He doesn’t do casual sex – but she’s determined to do him because Paris refuses to leave town without seeing his big package and spreading a little holiday cheer of the sexy variety. Dear Santa, I’ve been a very good man… Joe is an upstanding guy, who works hard, helps raise his nephew, and plays Santa at the town’s annual holiday party. But he can’t resist the hot brunette from L.A. and before he can say “ho ho ho” she’s got him throwing over all his rules and dragging her to his bed. Now all he wants for Christmas is every night in Paris... Naughty Santa was previously published as Big Package. It has been greatly revised.
Book Synopsis Dear Santa, I'm Writing To Tell You I've Been Naughty And It Was Worth It You Fat Judgemental Prick by : Offensive Publishing
Download or read book Dear Santa, I'm Writing To Tell You I've Been Naughty And It Was Worth It You Fat Judgemental Prick written by Offensive Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An offensive and funny secret Santa gift for an offensive and funny friend! Great cover with a positive and thoughtful message. 8.5 x 11 in size 100 blank pages to deface as required Stylish and funny message on the cover. Buy one for your favorite / least favorite (delete as appropriate) co-worker, friend, sister or just about anyone who enjoys a laugh!
Book Synopsis Everyday Kind of Love by : Tiffany Flanery
Download or read book Everyday Kind of Love written by Tiffany Flanery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Santa Fight Club by : George Saoulidis
Download or read book Santa Fight Club written by George Saoulidis and published by Mythography Studios. This book was released on 2019-11-21 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of original Christmas short stories and three retellings. Contains: Santa Fight Club The Impossible Quest of Hailing a Taxi on Christmas Eve The Red Holidays Ten Kilos Till Christmas The Fir Smart-Tree The Little Match Girl
Book Synopsis You Throw Like a Girl by : Rachele Alpine
Download or read book You Throw Like a Girl written by Rachele Alpine and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve-year-old Gabby's plan to have the best summer ever is dashed when her dad is deployed overseas and her mom moves the family to stay with Gabby's grandmother. Her efforts of making the best of the situation are complicated when she mistakenly signs up for the local Miss Popcorn pageant instead of the girls' softball team.
Download or read book Chambers's Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1925 with total page 898 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis St. Nicholas of Hell's Kitchen by : Cora Buhlert
Download or read book St. Nicholas of Hell's Kitchen written by Cora Buhlert and published by Pegasus Pulp Publishing. This book was released on 2016-12-13 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christmas time in 1930s New York. After escaping through the chimney of an orphanage in Hell's Kitchen, Richard Blakemore a.k.a. the masked crimefighter known only as the Silencer is mistaken for Santa Claus by one of the children and learns that the orphanage is under siege by both a gang of brutal racketeers and an unscrupulous landlord. Richard vows to help the children and their guardians. However, it turns out that the attacks on the orphanage are only part of a much larger plot, when Richard's quest for justice leads him into the upper echelons of Manhattan's high society. Soon, the Silencer finds himself face to face with one of the most powerful men in the city, while Richard and Constance struggle to save the orphanage and give the children of Hell's Kitchen an unforgettable Christmas. This is a novella of 30000 words or approximately 100 pages in the Silencer series, but may be read as a standalone.
Book Synopsis A Christmas Charm by : Gretchen Rose
Download or read book A Christmas Charm written by Gretchen Rose and published by Satin Romance. This book was released on 2022-11-01 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Olivia Barone is running away from a toxic relationship. As fate would have it, this hastily planned flight lands her in picturesque Crystal Falls, a village as idyllic as a Thomas Kinkade painting. There, she is championed by lawyer and gentleman farmer, Lance Crawford, who ensconces her in his aunt’s inn, Mrs. Bow’s Charming Manor. The townsfolk soon embrace her, and Olivia is enlisted to direct their annual Christmas pageant. Settling into this comfortable, slow-paced life, Olivia gradually lets down her guard—even believing that she might forge a new beginning and dare to love again. But, as it turns out, it is impossible to run from one’s past, and Olivia is forced to confront her abuser or lose the man who holds the key to her future happiness.
Download or read book Undercover Santa written by Pixie Chica and published by Pixie Chica . This book was released on 2020-03-14 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Joe Claus, aka the new Santa Claus. On the eve I am to take over for my dad, my dear sister decides she’s going to do a disappearing act. Blamed for her leaving, I am sent down to Florida of all places. It’s hot, I’m pissed, and my Christmas spirit is quickly fading. Until my eyes fall on Crystal Sugarplum, the baking sweetheart who thinks Christmas is a conspiracy from the sales companies. Can I be the Undercover Santa I was sent to be? Or will I end up on the naughty list for wanting to spank one delectable non-believer? Either way this holiday season, Santa’s getting his hands on his own Christmas Gift.
Download or read book Dead Souls written by J. Lincoln Fenn and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the award-winning author of the acclaimed novel Poe comes an edgy and bone-chilling new novel. When Fiona Dunn is approached in a bar by a man who claims he’s the devil, she figures it’s just some kind of postmodern-slash-ironic pickup line. But a few drinks in, he offers her a wish in exchange for her immortal soul, and in addition, Fiona must perform a special favor for him whenever the time comes. Fiona finds the entire matter so absurd that she agrees. Bad idea. Not only does Fiona soon discover that she really was talking to the devil incarnate, but she’s now been initiated into a bizarre support group of similar “dead souls”—those who have done the same thing as Fiona on a whim, and who must spend their waking hours in absolute terror of that favor eventually being called in...and what exactly is required from each of them in order to give the devil his due.
Book Synopsis Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor by : Yin
Download or read book Dear Santa, Please Come to the 19th Floor written by Yin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-09-29 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Willy wants to cheer his best friend, Carlos, up. And what better way to do so than a Christmas visit from Santa Claus himself? But when Santa answers Willy's e-mail pleading with him to visit the 19th floor of their inner-city apartment building, he doesn't quite know what is in store for him. Yin and Chris Soentpiet, the author-illustrator pair who created the ALA notable Coolies, bring us a heartwarming and modern Christmas story with the lush illustrations that Soentpiet fans have come to love.
Download or read book The Wizard of Us written by Jean Houston and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-20 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover the powerful, unique skills and qualities of Dorothy, the Wizard, and the other archetypes of mind, heart, and courage that live within each of us. Houston offers new understanding of the human condition, the importance of myth, and the critical nature of our role and how we can participate in the creation of a better world. It's time to uncover your inner hero and become the essential human you were always meant to be.
Book Synopsis Naughty Girls Need It Too: Lacy's Hot Sexy Story Collection by : Lacy Wren
Download or read book Naughty Girls Need It Too: Lacy's Hot Sexy Story Collection written by Lacy Wren and published by Gayrotica Press. This book was released on 2021-12-24 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready to get hot and bothered? Lacy's sizzling explicit tales will get you excited in all the right places. A naughty taste of what Lacy has in store for you in several erotic stories: Best friends exploring new feelings. A tough cop on a deserted road and a sex-starved driver. The older guy across the street and a slutty cheerleader. An experienced vampire and an innocent college girl. A hairy security guard and a naughty shoplifter. The sultry secretary and a horny Wall Street businessman... Stories Included: Doing Her Hot Older Neighbor - Which will get "manhandled" more by the hunky new neighbor, the moving boxes or Brittany? Frisked (& More) by the Cop - Will Lori let the hot cop have his way with her in exchange for getting out of a speeding ticket? Friends To Lovers - When his best friend Jill asks Chad to rub tanning oil on her back, will passions explode? Naughty Nightclub Hookup - Horny slut Kady scopes out a nightclub to find the blue collar stud of her dirty dreams. Spanked by the Security Guard - When cheerleader Patrice gets caught shoplifting, the brutish security guard puts the college coed over his hairy knee. Submitting To Her Boss – Has Jasmine been harboring a secret desire to submit to her alpha male boss's kinky advances? Vampire Next Door - When college student Kendra spies on her hot, older neighbor, the vampire takes more from the innocent young woman than her blood! Double Spanked By Santa – A hairy mall Santa gives two best friends an over the knee spanking on their pretty bottoms.
Book Synopsis Dear Santa I've Been Naughty and It Was Worth It by : Anne Proctor
Download or read book Dear Santa I've Been Naughty and It Was Worth It written by Anne Proctor and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Notebook/Journal 120 Pages Lined 6x9 Inches Softcover This Christmas notebook shows a quote that says Dear Santa I've Been Naughty and It Was Worth It. Ideal for everyone excited for the Christmas holidays to come to start wrapping gifts and sharing them to others. This journal is a great present for your family who gather together to celebrate this season of giving and commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ. A gift idea for your friends who likes singing joyful carols and decorating Christmas trees and lanterns.
Download or read book Chambers's Edinburgh Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1925 with total page 934 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
