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Book Synopsis Robobro - Urban Warrior by : Michael D'Agostino
Download or read book Robobro - Urban Warrior written by Michael D'Agostino and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-18 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Robobro" is an entertaining, Sci-Fi Comedy Adventure, featuring four young, broke L.A. dudes, the urban hip generation, who accidentally find a very unusual abandoned CIA project in a junkyard - a talking, half human robot. When they bring it home and power it up, they soon discover they have a half black "bro," half robot on their hands with an outrageous, sarcastic personality, a fact they learn right quick. Robobro first words: "Damn! . . . I'm trapped in a garage with four busted homies, direct descendants of Moe, Larry, and Curly, Stupids one, two three and four."Robobro, minutes later: . . . "Planet earth to broke dudes. It takes technology to fix me. And cash! Like I suppose you're all graduates of Van Nuys Body and Fender 'U'. (singing) 'Hey, hey, body and fender! Gi' me some bondo and I'll make you a fender!' . . . "Flash! I need high tech geeks. Do any of you know what a printed circuit board is? A transistor? A diode? Can any of you spell volt?" That's Robobro. When they finally repair him and update all of his electronics, they discover he has unique powers for urban combat, which the boys employ to rid dangerous gangs from one of L.A's most crime ridden neighborhoods. Ultimately, they do achieve their dream of owning the best custom car shop in all L.A. Last point: Although Robobro can bend metal in his bare hands, he is terribly frightened of spiders and alley rats, and one special lady who carries the story to a novel, unpredictable end. He's a character, all right. "Robobro" is written in a dialogue style for easy, enjoyable reading.
Book Synopsis Two Comedy Sci-Fi Novels CREATURES and ROBOBRO - URBAN WARRIOR by : Michael D'Agostino
Download or read book Two Comedy Sci-Fi Novels CREATURES and ROBOBRO - URBAN WARRIOR written by Michael D'Agostino and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-04 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a two-book compilation of "Creatures," and "Robobro - Urban Warrior." "Creatures," is an action-filled Sci-Fi Comedy Thriller. Adapted from Danny D'Agostino's acclaimed audio book, "Creatures" has been updated as a novel with a wealth of new comedy and action to excite and titillate the reader. See several reviews of the audio book below. Stan and Leroy Hangjab, two street-wise detectives from the Southside of Chicago, and the precocious 14 year old Richard T. McCormick the 4th, rescue the City of Chicago from the clutches of the evil DNA genius, Dr. Franklin Norman Stein and his mutant humanoid creatures. Pandemonium and chaos break out when Stein's ferocious creatures threaten the fate of the entire city of Chicago. Stan, narrating the action at Police Headquarters: "The place was in pandemonium: cops criss-crossing the office, bumping into each other like a pinball machine. All the phones were ringing. As we entered the Chief's office, he was on the phone with the mayor, who was screaming, 'I want this situation turned 360 degrees around! You hear me?!'" I yelled "Chief!" Maybe I spoke too loud at the wrong moment, 'cause the Chief spilled his milk on his bobbing duck, and his right eye began twitching. And before we could get in a word, the Chief got a little huffy. "I know what happened! Things were all right around here until you two characters showed up. Now I got trouble with a capital 'H' for Hangjab!" He reached for two bottles of pills - one for his blood pressure and one for his ulcers. "Where's my Tums Ultra?!" he yelled. "Who took my Tums Ultra pills?!" "They're in your hands, Chief," I answered. And the Chinese pols from Chinatown were none too happy either: "Nobody in this room know nothing! Get better advice from a dog!"Reviews:"Superbly produced, bluntly humorous, outstandingly written."-Midwest Book Review"Outrageousness, hard-boiled detective fiction, hardy series of guffaws can cloud your vision."-Rich Gotshall, Indianapolis Star"Fantastic. I was astounded."-Thomas Fortenberry, Charlotte, N C"A wonderful mixture of comedy and science fiction."-Harold McFarland, Readers Preference Reviews"Kudos to Danny D'Agostino."-Anthony Buccino, Reviewer/Writer, Nutley, New Jersey "Robobro" is an entertaining, sci-fi comedy adventure, featuring four young, broke L.A. dudes, the urban hip generation, who accidentally find a very unusual abandoned CIA project in a junkyard - a talking, half human robot. When they bring it home and power it up, they soon discover they have a half black "bro," half robot on their hands with an outrageous, sarcastic personality, a fact they learn right quick. Robobro's first words: "Damn! . . . I'm trapped in a garage with four busted homies, direct descendants of Moe, Larry, and Curly, Stupids one, two three and four." Robobro, minutes later: . . . "Planet earth to broke dudes. It takes technology to fix me. And cash! Like I suppose you're all graduates of Van Nuys Body and Fender 'U'. (singing) 'Hey, hey, body and fender! Gi' me some bondo and I'll make you a fender!' . . . "Flash! I need high tech geeks. Do any of you know what a printed circuit board is? A transistor? A diode? Can any of you spell volt?" That's Robobro. When they finally repair him and update all of his electronics, they discover he has unique powers for urban combat, which the boys employ to rid dangerous gangs from one of L.A's most crime ridden neighborhoods. Ultimately, they do achieve their dream of owning the best custom car shop in all L.A. Last point: Although Robobro can bend metal in his bare hands, he is terribly frightened of spiders and alley rats, and one special lady who carries the story to a novel, unpredictable end. He's a character, all right. "Robobro" is written in a dialogue style for easy, enjoyable reading.
Download or read book Lenny written by Michael D'Agostino and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-18 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comedy with real heart, the story of "Lenny" unfolds in a close-knit, very diverse Staten Island neighborhood, the home of many of America's newer immigrant citizens living along side lower income Caucasians. In this melting pot, almost everyone knows Lenny. They regard him as friendly, likable, "wouldn't hurt a flea." And above all, they respect Lenny's smarts; Lenny achieves great grades in school, and graduates college with high honors, earning a degree with two majors: math and accounting. Yet Lenny has his own personal challenges; born into a family of hypochondriacs, small physique, lack of confidence as a kid, and little respect from his jealous grammar school classmates, who he still knows, and from the opposite sex. One would think this brainy little kid would be destined to conquer his personal problems and achieve unmatched success as an adult. But bad luck follows Lenny like a menacing cloud when he graduates college during the dreaded recession of 2008 and can't find a job for nothin'. He joins the millions of struggling new college grads, and becomes hopelessly unemployed. The whole neighborhood is left shaking their heads in disappointment, especially when they see Lenny walk sadly by, struggling to eke out a living on the street, by offering his services as a tax accountant to anyone who would hire him. And just when Lenny has absorbed the worst of his young life, he is informed that he has a fatal disease. This is where our story takes a surprising turn. Instead of giving up, and retreating from life, instead of hiding out in his room and waiting to die, this small stature of a man becomes bold, exceedingly bold. He amazes everyone with his determination to make a positive, real impact in this small community before his demise. Read what Lenny does; how he conquers his misfortune, how this terribly unlucky, beloved person becomes the hero of the neighborhood. "Lenny" is written in a dialogue style for easy, enjoyable reading.
Book Synopsis The Dollar Store Lady - Bad Blood!! by : Michael D'Agostino
Download or read book The Dollar Store Lady - Bad Blood!! written by Michael D'Agostino and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-18 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Dollar Store Lady - Bad Blood!!" is both a novel and a play, written in a dialogue style for easy, enjoyable reading. Excite your funny bone with this outrageous comedy that explores the absurdity of excessive shopping, which seems much too common in our modern day society. Consider Edna our dedicated shopper, the most diligent, obsessed bargain hunter anyone could ever meet. Her home: hand painted little bunnies, miniature porcelain duckies, kissing turtle ash trays, ceramic Dutch family figurines, bobble-head sea horses, a butterfly mobile, a neon rock guitar mobile, a dancing Teddy Bear, a little doggie house, - knick-knacks adorn almost every room of this cozy home on the South Side of Chicago - purchased from flea markets, dollar stores, craft fairs and shows, church bizarres, and every retailer you know, etc. etc., etc. And she drags her poor husband Fred around to buy all this stuff!! She knows almost every sale before they advertise it. Spend! Spend! Spend! Why? Why? Why? We know she is not doing it on her own. There's a little matter of her older sister, Eleanor, the bad blood of the family. Eleanor's attitude towards Fred: "Of all the gin joints and saloons on the South Side, of all the good people you could have met in your life, you come home with this one." Eleanor encourages her sister to spend all of Fred's money. Poor Fred. He's a common guy, hard-working stiff who actually loves his wife. But who can survive the strain of Edna and Eleanor together, spending and doing things behind his back. That's what really gets him! It's pure pain for Fred. You guessed it. There is "Trouble in River City," huge trouble in this marriage. They have Fred talking to himself: "Twenty years of marriage, every day a rat race, up in the morning work all day, up in the morning work all day, up in the morning work all day . . . and for what? What's the prize at the end of the line? I'll tell you what the prize is: two raw eggs, charcoal toast, and hair in my coffee . . . And there's a hole in the toe of my sock! Why is there a hole in the toe of my sock? An intelligent workin' man like me has to go to work with a hole in the toe of his sock . . . 'cause my wife don't have time to sew my socks!" (more from Fred) "Sale!! Now you said it! If the Statue of Liberty was on sale, would you buy that too?! Edna, you spend so much time at those department stores, what do they have there? Weddings or funerals? Or what?" Read "The Dollar Store - Bad Blood!!" and learn how Edna defends herself successfully, and how the two together repair their marriage. Enjoy this entertaining laugh fest, originally written by Michael D'Agostino.
Download or read book Ninja Fish! written by Anh Do and published by Scholastic Australia. This book was released on 2022-03-01 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are tickets to the amazing new aquarium up for grabs—Nelson and Kenny need to swim to win! But their swimming is so bad they belong in the kiddie pool! Can Grandma’s latest awesome invention help turn these ninja flops into ninja fish?!
Book Synopsis Please Write Soon: The Unforgettable Story of Two Cousins in World War II by : Michael Rosen
Download or read book Please Write Soon: The Unforgettable Story of Two Cousins in World War II written by Michael Rosen and published by . This book was released on 2022-04-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beginning in 1939, young Solly in London exchanges letters with his teenaged cousin, Bernie, in Poland. While Solly is evacuated and adjusts to life in the English countryside, Bernie flees Warsaw, is sent to a Russian labour camp, and then joins the 'Anders Army' and fight the Axis powers. A powerful story of the endurance of family bonds.
Book Synopsis The Bad Guys in Attack of the Zittens (The Bad Guys #4) by : Aaron Blabey
Download or read book The Bad Guys in Attack of the Zittens (The Bad Guys #4) written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2017-08-29 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! "I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThey may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds...whether you like it or not! This New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants.It's a zombie kitten apocalypse!Can the Bad Guys save the world from evil Dr. Marmalade's meowing monsters?!? They'll need help from foxy Agent Fox, a swampy secret zombie antidote, and the feistiest, toothiest, hungriest granny around. Get ready to watch the fur fly!
Book Synopsis The Bad Guys in The Furball Strikes Back (The Bad Guys #3) by : Aaron Blabey
Download or read book The Bad Guys in The Furball Strikes Back (The Bad Guys #3) written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! "I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThey may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds...whether you like it or not! This New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants.The Bad Guys are about to have a very BAD day!Mr. Wolf and his bad buddies have messed with the wrong guinea pig -- one who is secretly an evil mad scientist. And the nasty little furball wants revenge! Will they survive? Will they be heroes? And will they ever stop trying to eat each other?!?It's time for the Bad Guys to spring into action!
Download or read book The Flying Angel written by Vicki Bennett and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2021-01-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: World War II. 1945. A group of nurses is handpicked to rescue injured soldiers from the frontline in Papua New Guinea, and transport them safely back home to Australia. Known for their courage and compassion, the soldiers call them... the Flying Angels. This is a story inspired by the life of one remarkable nurse, Sister Marie Eileen Craig.
Book Synopsis The Grinny Granny Donkey by : Craig Smith
Download or read book The Grinny Granny Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2020-11-05 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE GRINNY GRANNY DONKEY is the third book from Craig Smith and Katz Cowley, the creative team behind the Scottish Granny internet sensation, THE WONKY DONKEY! Meet the latest addition to the phenomenal donkey family and get ready to hee haw with laughter! A brilliantly funny story by Craig Smith and beautiful illustrations by Katz Cowley guarantee that THE GRINNY GRANNY DONKEY will become your new favourite picture book.
Download or read book Loki written by Mackenzi Lee and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An epic tale across the realms. A deadly power that spans millennia. A story of struggle and betrayal, this adventure is told through the patchwork past of Marvel's most misunderstood mischief-maker of all time: Loki: Trickster. God of Asgard. Brother. This is the first of three young adult novels from New York Times best-selling author Mackenzi Lee that explores the untapped potential of popular characters in the Marvel Universe. The novels focus on exploring the duality of heroism in specific character stories from the Marvel Universe.
Download or read book Mega Robo Bros written by Neill Cameron and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: London! The future! Alex and Freddy are just like any other brothers. They squabble. They drive their parents crazy. There's only one difference... They're the most powerful robots on Earth! But Alex and Freddy will soon discover that they're not the only super-powered robots around. For an evil robotic mind is making sinister plans, and their lives won't stay peaceful for much longer...
Book Synopsis The Bad Guys in the Dawn of the Underlord by : Aaron Blabey
Download or read book The Bad Guys in the Dawn of the Underlord written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog Man They may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds... whether you like it or not! This New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants The Bad Guys - sorry, Shadow Squad-G - have finally saved the world from butt-handed evil. And now it's time to celebrate! But when one member of the team makes a shocking discovery, the party might be over sooner than everyone thinks...
Book Synopsis The Bad Guys in Intergalactic Gas by : Aaron Blabey
Download or read book The Bad Guys in Intergalactic Gas written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Incorporated. This book was released on 2018 with total page 137 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Bad Guys are back to save the world in their fifth adventure. They might have to "borrow" a rocket. And Mr. Piranha miiiight have eaten too many bean burritos. Surviving this mission may only be one small step for man, but it's one giant leap for the Bad Guys. 5 15/16 x 7 1/2.
Book Synopsis The Bad Guys in Do-You-Think-He-Saurus?! by : Aaron Blabey
Download or read book The Bad Guys in Do-You-Think-He-Saurus?! written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 2018-08-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Bad Guys are back in their first ever super special, including the next hilarious installment of their adventures, plus a bonus short story, quizzes, games, and more!
Download or read book The Bad Guys written by Aaron Blabey and published by . This book was released on 2017 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: They sound like bad guys, they look like bad guys ... and they even smell like bad guys. But Mr. Wolf, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Snake, and Mr. Shark are tired of being the villains. Mr. Wolf has a daring plan for the Bad Guys' first good mission. They are going to break two hundred dogs out of the Maximum Security City Dog Pound. Will Operation Dog Pound go smoothly? Will the Bad Guys become the Good Guys? And will Mr. Snake please stop swallowing Mr. Piranha?!
Download or read book Some Mums written by Nick Bland and published by . This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some mums are wonderful! Some mums are graceful, some mums are tough, and some mums make your day wonderful. No matter who your mum is, she is the best mum in her own way. Just in time for Mother's Day, an adorable board book from talented author and illustrator Nick Bland that celebrates mums and all of their unique mumness! Children will love the humorous illustrations as they try to identify their own mums in these pages.
