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Book Synopsis Redneck Words of Wisdom by : Jaimie Muehlhausen
Download or read book Redneck Words of Wisdom written by Jaimie Muehlhausen and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-10-12 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings. Arranged in convenient chapters on subjects like bragging, being lazy, witches' titties, multi-genitaled animals, and more, these sayings cut to the core truths of life. When standard words fail... Redneck Words of Wisdom can save the day.
Book Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary by : Jeff Foxworthy
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Random House Digital, Inc.. This book was released on 2008 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brings together all three of the reference guides to redneck culture and linguistics into a single A-to-Z resource that offers new definitions for such words as "iota," "ostrich," and "sandwich."
Book Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary by : Jeff Foxworthy
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Fawcett. This book was released on 2009-06-24 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!
Book Synopsis Wildwood Wisdom by : Ellsworth Jaeger
Download or read book Wildwood Wisdom written by Ellsworth Jaeger and published by Shelter Publications, Inc.. This book was released on 1999-12 with total page 522 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offers practical advice on outdoor clothing, packs, sleeping bags, shelters, fire making, use of the ax, outdoor sanitation, camp cookery, edible plants, canoeing and trailcraft.
Book Synopsis Lessons from a Third Grade Dropout by : Rick Rigsby
Download or read book Lessons from a Third Grade Dropout written by Rick Rigsby and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA TODAY and Wall Street Journal bestseller! Learn how to live a life of character and integrity—by following the simple advice of a third grade dropout. Be inspired by the book behind Dr. Rick Rigsby’s viral graduation speech. After his wife died, Rick Rigsby was ready to give up. The bare minimum was good enough. Rigsby was content to go through the motions, living out his life as a shell of himself. But then he remembered the lessons his father taught him years before— incredibly simple, yet incredibly profound. These lessons weren’t about advanced mathematics or the secrets of the stock market. They were quite straightforward, in fact, as Rigsby’s father never made it through third grade. But if this man’s instructions were powerful enough to inspire one of his children to earn a Ph.D. and another to become a judge—imagine what they can do for you. While Rick Rigsby’s father was a third-grade dropout, he was a man who never hid behind any excuse. A man who never allowed his problems or lack of a formal education to determine his present or affect his future. A man who realized that destiny was a choice and not a chance. In Lessons from a Third Grade Dropout, Rigsby shares the simple lessons from his father that will transform your mindset, including: Remain true to yourself Think the best at all times Give your best regardless of the circumstances Keep standing no matter what Join Rigsby as he dusts off time-tested beliefs and shares his father’s impactful, far-reaching story—of how a life can be enhanced, of how a corporate culture can be changed, of how a family can be united—by living the simple lessons of a third-grade dropout.
Book Synopsis Black Rednecks and White Liberals by : Thomas Sowell
Download or read book Black Rednecks and White Liberals written by Thomas Sowell and published by ReadHowYouWant.com. This book was released on 2010-09-17 with total page 582 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This explosive new book challenges many of the long-prevailing assumptions about blacks, about Jews, about Germans, about slavery, and about education. Plainly written, powerfully reasoned, and backed with a startling array of documented facts, Black Rednecks and White Liberals takes on not only the trendy intellectuals of our times but also suc...
Book Synopsis You Might Be a Redneck If . . . by : Jeff Foxworthy
Download or read book You Might Be a Redneck If . . . written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 1997-10 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Designed to generate impulse sales, titles in this line are carefully balanced for gift giving, self-purchase, or collecting. Little Books may be small in size, but they're big in titles and sales.
Download or read book South Mouth written by Cooter Brown and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-02-04 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Book Makes a Great Gift! Cooter Brown offers up an unparalleled collection of over 500 examples of Hillbilly Wisdom, Redneck Observations and Good Ol' Boy logic in "South Mouth." lt's a very funny -- and often insightful -- book. In the tradition of rural America (especially the South), we welcome you to come in, sit a spell and sample some of the unique ways we express ourselves. You'll get a heapin' helping of "South Mouth" If things aren't going well: "I'm as bad off as a rubber-nosed woodpecker in a petrified forest." If a co-worker is lazy: "They call him "blister" because he doesn't show up until the work is done." If the temperature is falling outside: "It's gonna be colder than a cast iron commode on the shady side of an iceberg." If a job is frustrating: "It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree." If you' re ready for dinner: "I' m so hungry I could eat a stink bug off a dead skunk." If someone is less than attractive: "If I had a dog as ugly as him, I' d shave its butt and make it walk backwards." If your wallet is empty: "If a trip around the world cost a dollar, I couldn't get to the state line." If you' re describing a winding road: "The road was so crooked you could see your own tail lights." If someone is acting less than intelligent: "He' s a seven story buildin' with a five story elevator." Who knows, maybe you'll end up spicing up your conversation with some of colorful language and become a "South Mouth" yourself. Or maybe not. Either way, take it from Cooter Brown, "You'll have a good ol' time."
Download or read book Redneck Proverbs written by Wilson Toney and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-07-16 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book of uncommon wisdom (or not even of wisdom). The gathered sayings and thoughts of 60 + years of redneck living, libertarian thought and engineering. The one quotation book no one ever thought would be printed because no one wants to know what a redneck libertarian engineer thinks anyway. If you buy, you are in danger of having to think so weigh carefully before you plunk down the bucks.
Book Synopsis Autobiography of a Redneck Hindu by : Robert Ransom Odom
Download or read book Autobiography of a Redneck Hindu written by Robert Ransom Odom and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2007-03-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book offers wisdom, insight, humor, and most importantly a modern, practical approach to ancient spirituality.Robert is believable, entertaining, and immensely approachable. Don't miss this book!
Book Synopsis Grand Theft History by : Ilario Pantano
Download or read book Grand Theft History written by Ilario Pantano and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-10-06 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The explosive truth about America’s Revolution–a bloody civil war that was won largely in the South–that modern liberals have kept buried until now. In 1780, the darkest hour of the American Revolution, the British went down to the South and overplayed their hand. By burning the bibles of backwoodsmen and threatening their honor, the British ignited a firestorm. Ordinary folk from throughout the Southern colonies spontaneously banded together and rode for hundreds of miles to King’s Mountain in South Carolina to attack and destroy the British forces in the most spectacular, unusual and decisive battle of the war. Never heard of the massacre that saved the American Revolution? No idea that liberty was actually won in the South? Red state values of God, guns and guts are being dismantled by leftists airbrushing our past in order to “transform” our future. Grand Theft History features
Book Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II by : Jeff Foxworthy
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary II written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2007-09-25 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.
Download or read book Rednecks written by Lez Bromfield and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2011-12-30 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Walking on the Wind by : Michael Tlanusta Garrett
Download or read book Walking on the Wind written by Michael Tlanusta Garrett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1998-05-01 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the spirit of the highly acclaimed Medicine of the Cherokee, coauthored with his father J. T. Garrett, Michael Garrett shares with us the delightful, all-ages stories passed down from his great-grandfather and other medicine teachers. Blending his background as an Eastern Cherokee with his skills as a counselor, Michael reveals through these tales how to make sense of our experiences in life, see beauty in them, and be at peace with our choices. "Michael's blend of traditional Cherokee ways with that of science and psychology illustrates that both Native and non-Native peoples can learn to thrive together...for the betterment of all" --Native Peoples magazine
Book Synopsis Subhuman Redneck Poems by : Les Murray
Download or read book Subhuman Redneck Poems written by Les Murray and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2015-09-29 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this collection of poems, farmers, fathers, poverty-stricken pioneers, and people blackened by the grist of the sugar mills are exposed to the blazing midday sun of Murray's linguistic powers. Richly inventive, tenderly perceptive, and fiercely honest, these poems surprise and bare the human in all of us.
Book Synopsis These People Are Us by : George Singleton
Download or read book These People Are Us written by George Singleton and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2002 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This compilation of smart, hilarious stories from one of the funniest, wisest, and most surprising Southern writers of his generation is peppered with unforgettable characters--people who are trying to make sense of modern absurdities.
Book Synopsis Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary by : Jeff Foxworthy
Download or read book Jeff Foxworthy's Complete Redneck Dictionary written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Villard. This book was released on 2008-11-04 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s no such thing as too much redneck. And it’s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy’s three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me: bay • ou (bi´-ü), v. and n. to purchase for another. “I just walked right up to her and said, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ ” doo • dle (düd´-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. “Don’t even look at him, ’cuz that doodle kill you.” tor • toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. “That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin’. ” Whether you’re a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you’ll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.
