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Book Synopsis The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.
Download or read book I Funny written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2012-12-10 with total page 271 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 bestselling author James Patterson doles out the laughs in the first book in the hit series! Middle-schooler Jamie Grimm faces bullies and self-doubt as he chases his dream of becoming the world’s greatest comedian Jamie Grimm is a middle schooler on a mission: he wants to become the world's greatest standup comedian--even if he doesn't have a lot to laugh about these days. He's new in town and stuck living with his aunt, uncle, and their evil son Stevie, a bully who doesn't let Jamie's wheelchair stop him from messing with Jamie as much as possible. But Jamie doesn't let his situation get him down. When his Uncle Frankie mentions a contest called The Planet's Funniest Kid Comic, Jamie knows he has to enter. But are the judges only rewarding him out of pity because of his wheelchair, like Stevie suggests? Will Jamie ever share the secret of his troubled past instead of hiding behind his comedy act? Prepare to laugh and cheer along with Jamie in this highly-illustrated, heartfelt middle school story.
Book Synopsis The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes by : Jim Kraus
Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.
Book Synopsis I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This! by : Bob Newhart
Download or read book I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This! written by Bob Newhart and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2006-09-19 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.
Download or read book Quotes & Jokes written by J'Mel Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quotes & Jokes: A Mental Detox for Tweens & Teens, by J'Mel L. Johnson, helps you to THINK... I set the tone of my day. I have confidence. If I have a problem, then I won't fall apart. I may have a challenge or issue, but I can do it. Each day is a different lesson. Every day I wake up is a good day. Quotes & Jokes: A Mental Detox for Tweens & Teens will help tweens and teens handle pressure and protect their peace and positive energy. Through these inspiring quotes, stories, and thoughtful activities, their self-esteem, self-love, and appreciation for laughter will be renewed. Everyone can use a mental detox.
Download or read book Comedy Comes Clean 2 written by and published by Three Rivers Press (CA). This book was released on 1997 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious follow-up to "Comedy Comes Clean", Adam Christing provides an antidote to the raw, raunchy, and just plain rude comedy that's no laughing matter to millions of Americans. The time is right for humor that gets big laughs without resorting to gender bashing, racist quips, obscenity, or any of the other hallmarks of contemporary comedy.
Book Synopsis Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings by : Bob Phillips
Download or read book Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings written by Bob Phillips and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1993 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A stupendous collection of quotes, quips, epigrams, witticisms, and humorous comments. For personal enjoyment and ready reference.
Download or read book Lawyer Jokes Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-29 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this Lawyers Jokes Book you will find over 20 pages of funny lawyer jokes as well as over 50 more pages of jokes about other professions including jokes and puns about army, customer service, call centers, dentists, doctors, firemen, teachers and the navy. So there are lots of funny jokes and puns about lots of different professions including lots of lawyer jokes. Available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs from this joke book today!
Book Synopsis Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes by :
Download or read book Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes written by and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 600 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 600 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 600 quips and quotes—all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up, a great gift for family fun. Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter to all ages!
Download or read book The Idiot written by Elif Batuman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-02-13 with total page 465 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Book Review Notable Book • Finalist for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction • Longlisted for the Women's Prize for Fiction “Easily the funniest book I’ve read this year.” —GQ “Masterly funny debut novel . . . Erudite but never pretentious, The Idiot will make you crave more books by Batuman.” —Sloane Crosley, Vanity Fair A portrait of the artist as a young woman. A novel about not just discovering but inventing oneself. The year is 1995, and email is new. Selin, the daughter of Turkish immigrants, arrives for her freshman year at Harvard. She signs up for classes in subjects she has never heard of, befriends her charismatic and worldly Serbian classmate, Svetlana, and, almost by accident, begins corresponding with Ivan, an older mathematics student from Hungary. Selin may have barely spoken to Ivan, but with each email they exchange, the act of writing seems to take on new and increasingly mysterious meanings. At the end of the school year, Ivan goes to Budapest for the summer, and Selin heads to the Hungarian countryside, to teach English in a program run by one of Ivan's friends. On the way, she spends two weeks visiting Paris with Svetlana. Selin's summer in Europe does not resonate with anything she has previously heard about the typical experiences of American college students, or indeed of any other kinds of people. For Selin, this is a journey further inside herself: a coming to grips with the ineffable and exhilarating confusion of first love, and with the growing consciousness that she is doomed to become a writer. With superlative emotional and intellectual sensitivity, mordant wit, and pitch-perfect style, Batuman dramatizes the uncertainty of life on the cusp of adulthood. Her prose is a rare and inimitable combination of tenderness and wisdom; its logic as natural and inscrutable as that of memory itself. The Idiot is a heroic yet self-effacing reckoning with the terror and joy of becoming a person in a world that is as intoxicating as it is disquieting. Batuman's fiction is unguarded against both life's affronts and its beauty--and has at its command the complete range of thinking and feeling which they entail. Named one the best books of the year by Refinery29 • Mashable One • Elle Magazine • The New York Times • Bookpage • Vogue • NPR • Buzzfeed •The Millions
Download or read book I Even Funnier written by James Patterson and published by jimmy patterson. This book was released on 2013-12-09 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In James Patterson's follow-up to I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm is ready for the national comedy semi-finals. . . but when his family and friends need his help, will he have to put his dreams on hold? In this follow up to the #1 New York Times bestseller I Funny, middle schooler Jamie Grimm has big dreams of being the best stand-up comic in the world-and he won't let the fact that he's wheelchair-bound stand in his way. After winning the New York state finals in the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic Contest, Jamie's off to Boston to compete in the national semi-finals. But when one of his best buddies runs into trouble at school and a sudden family health scare rears its head, Jamie has to put his comedic ambitions on hold and stand by the people he cares about. Can Jamie pass up the big competition for the sake of his friends and family?
Book Synopsis The Funniest Quotes Book by : M. Prefontaine
Download or read book The Funniest Quotes Book written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-06 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. Joseph Roux This is a collection of the funniest quotes culled by the author from the thousands that are out there to save the reader the trouble of perusing the multitude of mediocre to find the best. This is a book which you can just pick up anytime and carry on where you left off last time. It is for those who want to pep up a speech, a presentation or an email and for those who just want to sit at home and enjoy the best humorous quotations for their own amusement. In the author's view the best humorous quotations are often those which contain an essence of truth viewed from an unexpected and quirky angle unseen previously.
Book Synopsis Relationship, Love and Marriage Jokes Book by : Juicy Quotes
Download or read book Relationship, Love and Marriage Jokes Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This relationship, love and marriage joke book is perfect for lovers and couples. Great funny present for Valentines Day, anniversaries and birthdays to give to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband and wife. Enjoy over 60 pages of funny jokes and puns with your loved one. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoy lots of laughs today!
Book Synopsis Hope and Other Punch Lines by : Julie Buxbaum
Download or read book Hope and Other Punch Lines written by Julie Buxbaum and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author of Tell Me Three Things and What to Say Next delivers a poignant and hopeful novel about resilience and reinvention, first love and lifelong friendship, the legacies of loss, and the stories we tell ourselves in order to survive. "A luminous, lovely story about a girl who builds a future from the ashes of her past." --KATHLEEN GLASGOW, New York Times bestselling author of Girl in Pieces Sometimes looking to the past helps you find your future. Abbi Hope Goldstein is like every other teenager, with a few smallish exceptions: her famous alter ego, Baby Hope, is the subject of internet memes, she has asthma, and sometimes people spontaneously burst into tears when they recognize her. Abbi has lived almost her entire life in the shadow of the terrorist attacks of September 11. On that fateful day, she was captured in what became an iconic photograph: in the picture, Abbi (aka "Baby Hope") wears a birthday crown and grasps a red balloon; just behind her, the South Tower of the World Trade Center is collapsing. Now, fifteen years later, Abbi is desperate for anonymity and decides to spend the summer before her seventeenth birthday incognito as a counselor at Knights Day Camp two towns away. She's psyched for eight weeks in the company of four-year-olds, none of whom have ever heard of Baby Hope. Too bad Noah Stern, whose own world was irrevocably shattered on that terrible day, has a similar summer plan. Noah believes his meeting Baby Hope is fate. Abbi is sure it's a disaster. Soon, though, the two team up to ask difficult questions about the history behind the Baby Hope photo. But is either of them ready to hear the answers?
Book Synopsis Zen and the Art of Stand-Up Comedy by : Jay Sankey
Download or read book Zen and the Art of Stand-Up Comedy written by Jay Sankey and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2012-11-12 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this engaging and disarmingly frank book, comic Jay Sankey spills the beans, explaining not only how to write and perform stand-up comedy, but how to improve and perfect your work. Much more than a how-to manual Zen and the Art of Stand-Up Comedy is the most detailed and comprehensive book on the subject to date.
Download or read book The JOKE written by Milan Kundera and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1993-02-26 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All too often, this brilliant novel of thwarted love and revenge miscarried has been read for its political implications. Now, a quarter century after The Joke was first published and several years after the collapse of the Soviet-imposed Czechoslovak regime, it becomes easier to put such implications into perspective in favor of valuing the book (and all Kundera 's work) as what it truly is: great, stirring literature that sheds new light on the eternal themes of human existence. The present edition provides English-language readers an important further means toward revaluation of The Joke. For reasons he describes in his Author's Note, Milan Kundera devoted much time to creating (with the assistance of his American publisher-editor) a completely revised translation that reflects his original as closely as any translation possibly can: reflects it in its fidelity not only to the words and syntax but also to the characteristic dictions and tonalities of the novel's narrators. The result is nothing less than the restoration of a classic.
Book Synopsis Khushwant Singh's Joke Book by : Khushwant Singh
Download or read book Khushwant Singh's Joke Book written by Khushwant Singh and published by Orient Paperbacks. This book was released on 1987 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
