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Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 1609577442
Total Pages : 226 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (95 download)
Download or read book Jokes Quotes & Anecdotes written by and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jim Kraus
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 0800720865
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (7 download)
Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736929886
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)
Download or read book The Hilarious Book of Heavenly Humor written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2011-10-01 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling jokester Bob Phillips (more than 5.4 million books sold) and godly, goodly humor cartoonist Jonny Hawkins team up to take a lighthearted look at church, Bible characters and events, and faith in this collection that offers a bit of humor for those in the pulpit, pews, and anywhere in between. Eve: Adam, do you love me? Adam: Who else? Question: What caused Abel to feel neglected? Answer: His parents were raising Cain. This collection of jokes, quotes, and cartoons, alphabetized and indexed from Abel to Zacchaeus, will be a favorite resource for those who want to freshen their bulletins, newsletters, speeches, or sermons--or just infuse their earthly days with some good clean fun. Rerelease of The Awesome Book of Heavenly Humor.
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Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781414305479
Total Pages : 388 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (54 download)
Download or read book Bloopers, Blunders, Jokes, Quips & Quotes written by and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 388 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 600 embarrassing church bloopers and pastor blunders, more than 600 hilarious jokes and jests, and more than 600 quips and quotes—all packed into one bundle of good, clean, really funny humor. A guaranteed pick-me-up, a great gift for family fun. Jim Kraus has compiled a wonderfully funny collection sure to bring smiles and laughter to all ages!
Author : Jim Kraus
Publisher : Baker Books
ISBN 13 : 1441236112
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (412 download)
Download or read book The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes written by Jim Kraus and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2012-01-01 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Laughter is powerful medicine--and it's just plain fun. The Laugh-a-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes brings together hundreds of the funniest bits of wit and humor to brighten anyone's day. From blunders like "For sale: Electric hospital bed, hardly used. No one died in it," to truisms like "The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it," there's something to tickle everyone's funny bone. Teachers, speakers, pastors, writers, and anyone who loves to laugh will enjoy this impressive collection of jokes, bulletin bloopers, and amusing quotes--enough for a whole year of laughter!
Author : Stephen Motway
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1456825011
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (568 download)
Download or read book Jokes, Quotes, and Other Assorted Things written by Stephen Motway and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-12-16 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no available information at this time.
Author : Editors of Reader's Digest
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 160652481X
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (65 download)
Download or read book Laughter Is the Best Medicine: @Work written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-12 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lighten up and laugh your way through the 9-to-5 grind with this mix of hilarious wisecracks, uproarious one-liners, full-color cartoons, and quotations from famous (and not-so-famous) wits. The hundreds of jokes and quips in Laughter the Best Medicine @ Work have been collected from more than eight decades’ worth of Reader’s Digest magazines and are guaranteed to brighten up your workday. You’ll find everything from outrageous resumes to creative excuses for calling in sick. So whether you suffer from an e-mail gone wrong, an irritating coworker, or a dreadful boss, you’ll see that laughter is the best medicine for all your work woes. A survey sent out to our contractors posed the question, “What motivates you to come to work every day?” One guy answered, “Probation officer.” —E. Hewitt One of the less difficult blanks to fill in on our job-agency application is "Position Wanted." One job seeker wrote "Sitting." —Flo Traywick, Lynchburg, Virginia What do you call twin policemen? Copies. —Tyler Meason My sister Angela was impressed by a job applicant's confidence. "How will you gain your coworkers' respect?" she asked. The reply: "Mainly through my misdemeanor." —Gretchen Duff, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend. She quickly diagnosed the problem. “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.” —Angie Bulakites My coworker at the hotel was miserable at his job and was desperately searching for a new one. "Why don't you work for your mother?" I suggested. He shook his head. "I can't," he said. "Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives." "Who made up that ridiculous rule?" "My mother." —Doug Barilla, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Author : Gerd De Ley
Publisher : Hatherleigh Press
ISBN 13 : 1578266092
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (782 download)
Download or read book Great American Humor written by Gerd De Ley and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2015-11-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mark Twain wrote: "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Consider yourself blessed a thousand-fold with the new compilation Great American Humor by Gerd de Ley. Great American Humor collects 1000 wise and witty jokes, clever sayings and smart one-liners from well-known American humorists, actors, comedians, politicians, and personalities into a terrific volume guaranteed to generate laughs. Great American Humor features quips and quotes from well-known figures such as Mark Twain, Steve Martin, Bette Midler, Milton Berle, Ellen DeGeneres, Rodney Dangerfield, Robin Williams, Mae West, Mitch Hedberg, Joan Rivers, George Carlin, and the list goes on. Carefully researched and culled for maximum guffaws, Great American Humor captures the unique spirit of American wit and features more than enough jokes, puns and riddles to have everyone laughing.
Author : Derrick Ellis
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1449072070
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)
Download or read book I Want to Laugh written by Derrick Ellis and published by Author House. This book was released on 2010-03-25 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The recommended daily dose of laughter is 15 minutes a day. I WANT TO LAUGH gives you the health benefits of laughter. For example, laughter lowers Blood Pressure, promotes better sleep, increases natural killer cells (to attack cancers and tumors), improves respiration, and much much more. In addition, there are hundreds and hundreds of jokes, quips, and quotations for almost every occasion. That's right this book will provide the quotes and jokes you need to get your day or night going with excitement. After reading only a few pages, readers will find themselves emailing these side-splitting jokes to friends, family members, and co-workers.
Author : E. Gene Davis
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1425114334
Total Pages : 412 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (251 download)
Download or read book Get 'Em Laughing written by E. Gene Davis and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2007-09 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Humor Resource" for Public Speakers wanting to hit a Home Run. Packed with really funny jokes, clever quotes and stories that you can't wait to use. From thousands of professional sources.
Author : J'Mel Johnson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (18 download)
Download or read book Quotes & Jokes written by J'Mel Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2022-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quotes & Jokes: A Mental Detox for Tweens & Teens, by J'Mel L. Johnson, helps you to THINK... I set the tone of my day. I have confidence. If I have a problem, then I won't fall apart. I may have a challenge or issue, but I can do it. Each day is a different lesson. Every day I wake up is a good day. Quotes & Jokes: A Mental Detox for Tweens & Teens will help tweens and teens handle pressure and protect their peace and positive energy. Through these inspiring quotes, stories, and thoughtful activities, their self-esteem, self-love, and appreciation for laughter will be renewed. Everyone can use a mental detox.
Author : Ashton Applewhite
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 9780312307448
Total Pages : 552 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (74 download)
Download or read book And I Quote, Revised Edition written by Ashton Applewhite and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2003-03-19 with total page 552 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The popular guide to quotable quotes returns in a totally revised and updatededition including all-new material.
Author : Editors of Reader's Digest
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1606525484
Total Pages : 237 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (65 download)
Download or read book Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-10-11 with total page 237 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If ever there was a time of year in which we need a sense of humor, it’s the holidays in America—and the latest little book in this best-selling series is here to help! Brimming with America’s funniest stories, one-liners, cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-splitting collection explodes the myth that the holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts, absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests, and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just a sampling of the holiday havoc we all recognize—and love: “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.” —Erma Bombeck Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened, it was clear that my five-year-old son wasn’t thrilled with the ratio of toys to clothes he’d received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs, I called out, “Hey, where are you going?” “To my room,” he said, “to play with my new socks.” “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” —Joan Rivers
Author : Howard Lee Cole Jr
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 179601091X
Total Pages : 92 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (96 download)
Download or read book A Cup of Motivation written by Howard Lee Cole Jr and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-01-17 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this first volume, I wanted to share a collection of quotes, words of wisdom, memes, and jokes that I found to be interesting, funny, and useful in my life. Some of them are educational, emotional, hard-core, and funny. I figured by sharing, I can help somebody through a rough day by putting all these things in one place to revisit from time to time. So like that first cup of freshly brewed coffee in the morning, I hope this collection of quotes, words of wisdom, memes, and jokes makes you feel all warm inside.
Author : Judy Carter
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743219023
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)
Download or read book The Comedy Bible written by Judy Carter and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Judy Carter, guru to aspiring comedy writers and stand-up comics, tells all about the biz of being funny and writing funny in this bright, entertaining, and totally practical guide on how to draw humor from your life and turn it into a career. Do you think you’re funny? Do you want to turn your sense of humor into a career? If the answer is yes, then Judy Carter’s The Comedy Bible is for you. The guru to aspiring stand-up comics provides the complete scoop on being—and writing—funny for money. If you’ve got a sense of humor, you can learn to make a career out of comedy, says Judy Carter. Whether it’s creating a killer stand-up act, writing a spec sitcom, or providing jokes for radio or one-liners for greeting cards, Carter provides step-by-step instructions in The Comedy Bible. She helps readers first determine which genre of comedy writing or performing suits them best and then directs them in developing, refining, and selling their work. Using the hands-on workbook format that was so effective in her bestselling first book, Stand-Up Comedy: The Book, Carter offers a series of day-by-day exercises that draw on her many years as a successful stand-up comic and the head of a nationally known comedy school. Also included are practical tips and advice from today’s top comedy professionals—from Bernie Brillstein to Christopher Titus to Richard Lewis. She presents the pros and cons of the various comedy fields—stand-up, script, speech and joke writing, one-person shows, humor essays—and shows how to tailor your material for each. She teaches how to find your “authentic” voice—the true source of comedy. And, perhaps most important, Carter explains how to take a finished product to the next level—making money—by pitching it to a buyer and negotiating a contract. Written in Carter’s unique, take-no-prisoners voice, The Comedy Bible is practical, inspirational, and funny.
Author : Bob Newhart
Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 1401385990
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (13 download)
Download or read book I Shouldn't Even Be Doing This! written by Bob Newhart and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2006-09-19 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book ever from an icon of American comedy -- a hilarious combination of stories from his career and observations about life That stammer. Those basset-hound eyes. That bone-dry wit. There has never been another comedian like Bob Newhart. His comedy albums, movies, and two hit television series have made him a national treasure and placed him firmly in the pantheon of comedy legends. Who else has a drinking game named after him And now, at last, Newhart puts his brilliant and hysterical world view on paper. Never a punch-line comic, always more of a storyteller, he tells anecdotes from throughout his life and career, including his beginnings as an accountant and the groundbreaking success of his comedy albums and The Bob Newhart Show and Newhart, which gave him fifteen years on primetime television. And he also gives his wry, comedic twist to a multitude of topics, including golf, drinking, and family holidays. Today, Newhart appears on Desperate Housewives, in hit movies such as Elf, and in theaters around the country. Reruns of his shows air constantly on Nick at Nite -- have recently been released with great success for the first time ever on DVD. With this book, Bob Newhart gives his millions of fans a first ever opportunity to sample his unique brand of humor -- including excerpts from some of his classic routines -- on the printed page.
Author : Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740772384
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Teachers written by Andrews McMeel Publishing and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2008-03 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another." --G. K. Chesterton Good teachers cost a lot, but poor teachers cost more." --Evan Esa This compact compendium honors our nation's 6.2 million educators by collecting more than 150 jokes, quotes, and anecdotes in honor of those who educate. With this little book, students and parents can show their appreciation for these special people in their lives.
