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Download or read book The Fart Tootorial written by Dan DiSorbo and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-03-19 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joke book about farts, offering information on just what a fart is and how to perform certain humorous moves in association with one's farts.
Book Synopsis How to Hold a Fart In by : Don Henderson
Download or read book How to Hold a Fart In written by Don Henderson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-13 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You're on a date, sitting in math class, or just in a room full of people in a really quiet place and you feel the urge to pass gas. In an ideal world, you would be able to just run off and let the fart out of your system, but you may not always have the option. Sometimes, the only thing you can do is to hold in your fart to avoid embarrassment. So how do you do it?Have you ever suffered from gas during class or school? Remember that farting is not a sign of unhealthiness. It happens to everyone. Still, it's embarrassing. Follow these simple steps to try to cover up your fart. This book will answer your questions and show you the methods: How a fart works How to hold your fart for long periods of time How to stop your gut from making a whale sound from holding in a fart How to manage to fart when you start living together as a couple How to stop farting during sex ...and many more!
Author :Kathleen Krull Publisher :Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers ISBN 13 :9781416928287 Total Pages :0 pages Book Rating :4.9/5 (282 download)
Download or read book Fartiste written by Kathleen Krull and published by Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008-06-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Across the world there are many an artiste - But none so outrageous as Joe, the Fartiste. The Fartiste doesn't sing, he doesn't dance, and he doesn't act. But that doesn't stop him from taking the stage at Paris's famed Moulin Rouge, where he performs his much-loved act for celebrities and royalty with the funniest talent of all - Joe is the man who has perfected the art of the fart. Kathleen Krull and Paul Brewer bring new wind to their mostly true story about "the man who made his pants dance," which is perfectly matched with Boris Kulikov's explosive art.
Download or read book Notebook written by Tanya HugesNotebook and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Professional Farter T- - Fart Humor funny 6x9 inch notebook
Book Synopsis The Art of the Fart by : Steve Bryant
Download or read book The Art of the Fart written by Steve Bryant and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2004-12 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those who delight in the rude, who have fun with the foul, nothing could be more entertaining than this unique look at the world’s most embarrassing sound and aroma. Illustrated with hilariously subtitled images from silent and other movies, it offers pure, unadulterated amusement. Peruse the 2,000-word glossary of various “farts” and “farters.” Find out about Farts in History, and how they changed the world. “The Way of the Third Eye” provides a religious and martial arts guide to farting prowess. To fart or not to fart: that is the question, and a “social directory” answers it. Top Twenty lists present the best fart-related films, books, and songs. Interspersed throughout are boxes featuring facts, quotes, and real-life farters such as Mr. Methane.
Book Synopsis Professional Farter by : Gassy Gifts
Download or read book Professional Farter written by Gassy Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-09 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a gift? Grab this funny notebook today perfect for anyone with a great sense of humor! Your new journal (diary, notebook) includes: 110 page blank lined interior Matte finish cover 6x9 dimension easy for travel Perfect for: Birthday Gift Christmas Present Stocking Stuffer
Book Synopsis Howard Stern Comes Again by : Howard Stern
Download or read book Howard Stern Comes Again written by Howard Stern and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents the first book in more than twenty years from the self-proclaimed King of All Media.
Book Synopsis Find the Farter-Sound Button Book by : Shane Ogilvie
Download or read book Find the Farter-Sound Button Book written by Shane Ogilvie and published by New Holland Publishers. This book was released on 2020-12-04 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uh oh! Who made that noise and what is that awful, awful smell? Ooppps--it's a pant's burb... a stinky fart... All over town people are letting off stinkers and there is a culprit on each page, do you think you can find the farter? Try to guess who made the fart and then you can press the button to hear the fart! This fun board book with a sound panel full of various fart sounds is perfect fun for sharing with small children. Little fingers will not be able to resist pressing the buttons to make the noises of the farters in different situations; in a lift, at the movies, in the pool, at the zoo, in the supermarket, in the playground, on the train, at the doctor, at the gym, and at the dinner table.
Book Synopsis The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts by : M.D. Whalen
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Book Synopsis The Painted Word by : Phil Cousineau
Download or read book The Painted Word written by Phil Cousineau and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-09-11 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To untangle the knot of interlocking meanings of these painted words, logophile and mythologist Phil Cousineau begins each fascinating word entry with his own brief definition. He then fills it in with a tint of etymology and a smattering of quotes that show how the word is used, ending with a list of companion words. The words themselves range from commonplace — like biscuit, a twice-baked cake for Roman soldiers — to loanwords including chaparral, from the Basque shepherds who came to the American West; words from myths, such as hector; metamorphosis words, like silly, which evolved holy to goofy in a mere thousand years; and words well worthy of revival, such as carrytale, a wandering storyteller. Whether old-fangled or brand new, all the words included in The Painted Word possess an ineffable quality that makes them luminous.
Book Synopsis 25 Rules to Fart By by : Poopy Farter
Download or read book 25 Rules to Fart By written by Poopy Farter and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-30 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I am a professional Farter with 38 years of farting experience and too many awards and titles to list. The moment I was born I farted, all over the doctor. This book is a summation of the most important fart rules that will save your dignity, your underwear and possibly your life! This book contains 25 rules for farting with scenarios and solutions fun read for the whole family. Especially the farters of the family. Humorous nicknames My Fart Memories is a section where I tell my most epic fart stories that I actually experienced 2 Pages for you to record your Fart Memories Spread the joy of laughter by giving this book. Perfect gift for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, or event a perfect stranger on the street! If you are worried about what they will do with your loose change, give them this book. You can't OD on laughter.
Download or read book Fart-o-Pedia written by Rip Van Ripperton and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An colorfully illustrated encyclopedia of fart facts, jokes, riddles, and more! Flatulently funny and perfect for ages 7–12! With humorous entries that include types of farts, food items that cause gas, what farts are called in different countries, jokes and riddles, sidebars, science, rules, advice, how to’s, and more, this book is the gassiest gift for the fart fan in any family. It contains a mishmash of information, perfect for bathroom reading and rippin' jokes with your pals. Entries include: Dog, the: Who you blame when you pass gas at the dinner table. How to save a fart for later. Fart in a glass Mason jar. Quickly put the lid on and screw it tightly. Have a friend open it later. Once you’ve done this, send us a note telling us whether or not it worked. "Hoof Hearted Ice Melted:" Say it out loud five times. You’ll get it. Pull my finger: What someone says to a friend when they have a fart locked and loaded. Once the friend pulls the finger, the fart is unleashed. Great trick that only works once. Silent but deadly (SBD): A fart that comes out with barely a whisper but then knocks everyone out with its noxious stench.
Download or read book The Vexations written by Caitlin Horrocks and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2019-07-30 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This "enthralling" debut novel and Wall Street Journal Top Ten Book of the Year circles the life of eccentric composer Erik Satie in La Belle Époque Paris and examines love, family, genius, and the madness of art (New York Times Book Review). Erik Satie begins life with every possible advantage. But after the dual blows of his mother's early death and his father's breakdown upend his childhood, Erik and his younger siblings -- Louise and Conrad -- are scattered. Later, as an ambitious young composer, Erik flings himself into the Parisian art scene, aiming for greatness but achieving only notoriety. As the years, then decades, pass, he alienates those in his circle as often as he inspires them, lashing out at friends and lovers like Claude Debussy and Suzanne Valadon. Only Louise and Conrad are steadfast allies. Together they strive to maintain their faith in their brother's talent and hold fast the badly frayed threads of family. But in a journey that will take her from Normandy to Paris to Argentina, Louise is rocked by a severe loss that ultimately forces her into a reckoning with how Erik -- obsessed with his art and hungry for fame -- will never be the brother she's wished for. With her buoyant, vivid reimagination of an iconic artist's eventful life, Caitlin Horrocks has written a captivating and ceaselessly entertaining novel about the tenacious bonds of family and the costs of greatness, both to ourselves and to those we love.
Book Synopsis Did Somebody Step on a Duck? by : Jim Dawson
Download or read book Did Somebody Step on a Duck? written by Jim Dawson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This impolite, aromatic, and incredibly erudite flatulence compendium will astound you with: • The recent discovery of the world’s oldest joke, a proverb from the Old Babylonian period, that turned out to be—that’s right, folks—a fart joke. • A new reading of Emily Dickinson’s poetry that “reveals” the true meaning behind “They Have a Little Odor.” • A harrowing account of Apollo astronauts getting inner-space gas from hydrogen bubbles in their drinking water on their way to the moon. • The other Tiger Woods scandal—this one involving a mysterious cheek-squeak recorded while Tiger sized up an approach shot at the 2009 Buick Open. • A scientist who built the world’s biggest whoopee cushion and lived to tell about it . . . . . . and many more wacky but true tales from the fart historian who brought you the best-selling Who Cut the Cheese? and its combustible sequel, Blame It on the Dog. In this incomparable collection you’ll experience firsthand the Jungian implications of farting, the environmental import of “flatulence cards” in the carbon-offset market, and the brutally honest social commentary of a man whose office chair broadcasts his farts on Twitter. After reading this book you’ll proudly proclaim, “I fart, therefore I am.”
Download or read book Word Perfect written by Susie Dent and published by John Murray. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Susie Dent is a one-off. She breathes life and fun into words and language' Pam Ayres 'Susie Dent is a national treasure' Richard Osman Welcome to a year of wonder with Susie Dent, lexicographer, logophile, and longtime queen of Countdown's Dictionary Corner. From the real Jack the Lad to the theatrically literal story behind stealing someone's thunder, from tartle (forgetting someone's name at the very moment you need it) to snaccident (the unintentional eating of an entire packet of biscuits), WORD PERFECT is a brilliant linguistic almanac full of unforgettable stories, fascinating facts, and surprising etymologies tied to every day of the year. You'll never be lost for words again.
Book Synopsis And Here's the Kicker by : Mike Sacks
Download or read book And Here's the Kicker written by Mike Sacks and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 460 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Interviews with David Sedaris, Dave Barry, Jack Handey, Bob Odenkirk, and other humor-writing pros: “Sure to captivate anyone who loves a good comedy.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review) If you aspire to write sitcoms, standup, screenplays, or satirical essays—or are just a connoisseur of comedy—you should learn from the professionals. With interviews from twenty-one top humor writers whose credits include everything from Marx Brothers movies to Borat and The Office, readers will score not only professional advice but personal details about their processes, influences, and experiences in the industry—and, of course, more than a few amusing stories. Discover what Paul Feig thinks would have happened to Freaks and Geeks if the show had had another season; what the writers’ room at SNL is really like; how the Onion editorial staff dealt with the aftermath of 9/11; and much, much more. These humor writers are among the best in the business, ranging from veterans to newcomers, and have collectively been involved with many of the pop culture touchstones of the last half-century. Interviewees include: Stephen Merchant (The Office) · Harold Ramis (Animal House, Groundhog Day) · Dan Mazer (Da Ali G Show, Borat) · Paul Feig (Freaks and Geeks) · Bob Odenkirk (The Ben Stiller Show) · Todd Hanson (The Onion) · Mitch Hurwitz (Arrested Development) · David Sedaris (Me Talk Pretty One Day) · Al Jaffee (Mad) · Allison Silverman (The Colbert Report) · Robert Smigel (Late Night with Conan O’Brien) · Dave Barry (Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up) · Larry Wilmore (In Living Color, The Bernie Mac Show) · Jack Handey (Saturday Night Live) · Larry Gelbart (M*A*S*H, Tootsie) · Buck Henry · Merrill Markoe · Irving Brecher · Marshall Brickman · George Meyer · Dick Cavett “Remarkably frank interviews . . . reads like a secret history of popular culture.” —Time “Loaded with information for people interested in comedy, not just those who want to work in the business.” —PopMatters
Book Synopsis Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting by : P. J. Whitehill
Download or read book Catch That and Paint it Purple: A Complete Guide to Farting written by P. J. Whitehill and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-07-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
