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Book Synopsis Autobiography of a Fat Bride by : Laurie Notaro
Download or read book Autobiography of a Fat Bride written by Laurie Notaro and published by Villard. This book was released on 2003-07-08 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of the New York Times bestseller The Idiot Girls’ Action-Adventure Club tackles her biggest challenge yet: grown-up life. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air-conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony. From her mother's grade-school warning to avoid kids in tie-dyed shirts because their hippie parents spent their food money on drugs and art supplies; to her night-before-the-wedding panic over whether her religion is the one where you step on the glass; to her unfortunate overpreparation for the mandatory drug-screening urine test at work; to her audition as a Playboy centerfold as research for a newspaper story, Autobiography of a Fat Bride has the same zits-and-all candor and outrageous humor that made Idiot Girls an instant cult phenomenon. In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie contemplates family, home improvement, and the horrible tyrannies of cosmetic saleswomen. She finds that life doesn't necessarily get any easier as you get older. But it does get funnier.
Book Synopsis A Rancher’s Pretend Mail Order Bride by : Blythe Carver
Download or read book A Rancher’s Pretend Mail Order Bride written by Blythe Carver and published by . This book was released on with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Upper crust classy saloon girl crossed with shrew’s temper and sass. Just what a rancher ordered. Actually, no. Rancher Mark Furnish is in a bind. His ranch is losing money, the banks have turned him down, and his wealthy grandfather back east is refusing to fund the venture anymore unless Mark has a wife. The mail order bride that was supposed to be his has now become his foreman’s wife. Time’s tight and Mark doesn’t have a second to waste. As if that’s not bad enough, he doesn’t even want to be married to begin with. The mail order bride thing didn’t work out so well for this sexy cowboy rancher. Who says the second time will be a success? He steps into the saloon for a couple of shots of cure-all and instead discovers a saloon girl that’s more like a fiery temple virgin. She refuses all the men’s efforts at flirtation and offers to go upstairs for a tryst. This woman’s got upper crust class and a shrew’s temper. Maybe he shouldn’t have tried to help her. Maybe he wouldn’t have been kicked out of the saloon and she wouldn’t have been fired. Now she’s his responsibility. This new turn of events is giving his ideas. Why can’t he get the words fake wife out of his mind?
Download or read book One Night Bride written by Nicole Snow and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-09 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JUST ENGAGED. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE? The plan was simple: find the perfect girl, wife her for a few months, and save my parents from a stinging case of heartbreak. That was before I got my first taste of Skye's whip-sharp tongue. Before she woke up wearing my ring and a hundred questions. Before I found out it takes more than a million dollars to put the sun back in her smile. She needs a friend. A protector. A relentless caveman who won't quit until her haunted, uptight good girl act is history. One glaring problem: Cade doesn't do serious. I built my name on fast money, vicious good looks, and a rebel charm that never beguiles the same woman twice. I expected this one night bride thing to be complicated. I didn't know how wrong I could be. She's scandalized my very soul. Every secret, every touch, every smoldering glance is fresh insanity. We're on a collision course. There's no hiding the truth when Skye, my delicious little lie, has me asking the unthinkable. What if the woman I'm about to pretend marry is chaos incarnate? What if her kiss is an obsession? And what if I can't let our sweet madness end? Complete stand alone romance novel with the tears, lip-biting alpha hotness, and drama dreams are made of. Happily Ever After guaranteed. Wall Street Journal bestselling author Nicole Snow knows how to bring it!
Book Synopsis His Pretend Amish Bride by : Rachel J. Good
Download or read book His Pretend Amish Bride written by Rachel J. Good and published by Zebra Books. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a small Amish town like picturesque Lancaster, Pennsylvania, one solution to an indiscretion is to make a good marriage. Or perhaps, fake a respectable engagement . . . Priscilla Ebersol has a fulfilling life teaching special needs children—until her boyfriend’s humiliating betrayal ruins her reputation and threatens her job. Ostracized for something she didn’t do, Priscilla throws herself into a project on the benefits of camel’s milk for autism. Her research leads her to a fledgling local camel farm, where she discovers far more than she bargained for . . . When a pushy Englisch company shows interest in shy, handsome Gabriel Kauffman’s camel farm, he struggles to get out of a sticky negotiation. Lovely, well-spoken Priscilla appears at the perfect moment, and defends Gabe’s business so well that she is mistaken for his wife. It’s a ruse the two quietly continue, all the while secretly wishing it could be true. But though their bond deepens, Priscilla’s heart is still wounded, and Gabe battles with a troubling secret. And when a misunderstanding comes between them, it will take faith, honesty, and trust in the future to overcome the past—and allow their partnership to blossom into something more . . . Visit us at www.kensingtonbooks.com
Book Synopsis The Bodyguard's Fake Bride by : Elle E. Kay
Download or read book The Bodyguard's Fake Bride written by Elle E. Kay and published by Faith Writes Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-19 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when fantasy and reality collide? When Seamus McPherson interviewed for the position as head of security for Fractal Enterprises he didn’t know he’d be asked to stage a fake marriage. It wasn’t his first time guarding Amy, but living together as newlyweds presented a new challenge. When it was time for his clan reunion the threat to Amy’s life hadn’t been eliminated, so he chose to take his make-believe bride with him to Scotland. Amy Anderson didn’t take her stalker seriously until he got past the security team and vandalized her home. There was no doubt in her mind that her bodyguard would protect her life with his own, but she couldn’t trust him with her heart since he’d broken it in the past. When he brings her to a Scottish castle for his clan reunion, keeping fantasy and reality separate while protecting herself from Seamus proves to be an impossible task. Dare she hope for a happily-ever-after? The truth can’t be kept hidden forever, and Seamus’ meddling family uncovers it. Find out what happens when a fake marriage turns all too real in this sweet contemporary Christian second-chance romance, The Bodyguard’s Fake Bride.
Book Synopsis A Fake Bride's Guide to Forever by : Kate Hardy
Download or read book A Fake Bride's Guide to Forever written by Kate Hardy and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2024-06-25 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join Felicity as she navigates a bucket list, a ring debacle and unexpected feelings for her best friend in the second installment of The Life-Changing List duet. WHAT’S A DIAMOND BETWEEN FRIENDS…? Fizz’s recently bequeathed bucket list requires a trip to Paris with her best friend, Oliver. But between sharing a one-bed studio and Oli’s hospitalized father mistaking her for his fiancée, the rules of their friendship are tested! Fizz agrees to remain as his “bride” temporarily—after her traumatic past, she can’t offer forever to anyone… And yet, even fake dating Oli soon makes her want to throw their friend zone guidebook out the window! From Harlequin Romance: Be swept away by glamorous and heartfelt love stories. The Life-Changing List Book 1: Slow Dance with the Italian by Scarlet Wilson Book 2: A Fake Bride's Guide to Forever by Kate Hardy
Book Synopsis The Lion's Fake Wife by : Sophie Stern
Download or read book The Lion's Fake Wife written by Sophie Stern and published by Sophie Stern. This book was released on with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One lion. One human. One important lie. Melinda I don't have much going for me until I see an ad in the local newspaper. Wanted: one bride. It seems like a total scam except for the fact that it'll get me out of Kansas. After dealing with my past, I'm more than happy to claim this Get Out of Kansas Free card. After spending a year in prison, staying married to a CEO for half of a year doesn't seem too bad, now does it? Yeah, some weird things seem to happen in Rawr County and the people there aren't exactly welcoming to outsiders, but it can't be all bad...can it? Basil I'll do whatever it takes to improve my image at the company. Apparently, my shareholders don't look too fondly on the fact that I've been something of a playboy in recent years. All that's about to change, though, because I'm getting married. The moment I see Melinda, I know that she's the one. My inner-lion knows, too. She's not just the woman I'm going to marry for the sake of improving my personal image. She's the one I'm going to marry because she's my fated mate. Only, Melinda doesn't know I'm a shifter, and she's got a few secrets of her own. When an enemy from her past resurfaces in Rawr County, we're going to have some hard decisions to make. We're going to have to fight for what we believe in, and we're going to have to fight for her safety. Luckily for Melinda, I love a good challenge.
Book Synopsis The Funeral Bride by : Kathleen McKenna Hewtson
Download or read book The Funeral Bride written by Kathleen McKenna Hewtson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-12-02 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Once upon a time there was a handsome sixteen-year-old prince who was the heir to one sixth of the world and to the largest private fortune on earth. Once there was a beautiful golden-haired princess who came from a small German duchy. They met and their love forever changed the course of history. This is their story, told in Alexandra's voice, the tale of Nicholas Romanov and Alexandra of Hesse, who became her Imperial Highness Alexandra Feodorovna of Russia, the last Empress of Russia. Long before the tragedy there was the romance, the one-of-a-kind fairytale story of two beautiful young people who met, loved, and were given everything that money could buy, combined with nearly limitless earthly power. They must have lived happily ever after. Didn't they ...? Part II: 'The Empress of Tears, ' covering the years 1895-1904, will be published in the early summer of 2016.
Download or read book Fiance on Paper written by Nicole Snow and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-07-11 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ON PAPER, IT'S PRETEND. BUT MY HEART KNOWS WHAT'S REAL. His proposal came in a little black envelope with thirteen unlucky words: You still owe me that favor, doll, and I'm cashing in. Marry me. In a normal life, I'd never get hitched to Calvin Randolph. Not with his heart-stopping blue eyes, infamous player reputation, and an ego bigger than the part of his anatomy he loves boasting about the most. Been there, done that. All except the last part, which he's left to my shameful imagination for seven years apart. Of course, the fake fiancee contract I just signed is anything but normal. Neither was the tragic day our schoolyard romance died, when he made an unspeakable sacrifice. He saved my life. He paid a terrible price. Now, I owe him big. He's come to collect in make believe: the blushing lies, the sideways glances leaving me breathless, the teasing kisses every time his teeth grab my bottom lip in front of the world. It shouldn't be this hard. It's just pretend. It's just a few weeks. I can totally resist the demanding, cold, obscenely handsome man he's become. We have our rules. But the simple one I kept to myself might be harder: don't fall in love. I already did that once. I know the risks. I won't let it happen. Because if his charm steals my heart again, if I let him go all the way when his lips trace scary promises on mine, this paper engagement becomes real enough to ruin us... Alpha male heat advisory, emotional powder keg, and hard won Happily Ever After inside! This is a standalone full length novel with no cliffhangers. Discover the fire and mystery Wall Street Journal bestselling author Nicole Snow brings to romance!
Book Synopsis Fake Bride for the Single Dad by : Nikki Chase
Download or read book Fake Bride for the Single Dad written by Nikki Chase and published by Nikki Chase. This book was released on 2019-11-04 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My boss wants me to fake-marry him. It’s crazy. It’s also perfect for my secret plan. So I say yes. Then I go and do something stupid. I fall for him... for real. My billionaire boss is a certified jerk. But that hasn’t stopped me from checking out his butt whenever he walks past my desk. It’s almost unfair how gorgeous he is. Now he’s in trouble. And by some strange twist of fate, I’m the only person who can help him. By pretending to be his wife. I know, I know. I should tell him to take a hike. But I have to do it. For my family’s sake. So I fake-marry him. No big deal. Then I move into his penthouse apartment. Big deal. Big trouble. Suddenly, he seems… human. I see parts of him nobody else gets to see. (Yes, that includes a certain something that everyone at the office gossips about. And yes, it’s as big and impressive as they say.) Now, all I want is for this fake life to be my reality, and for this fake husband to be mine for the rest of my life. But he doesn’t know who I really am. And I doubt he’ll want me to stick around when he discovers the truth.
Book Synopsis Pretend Bride by : Michael O. Gregory
Download or read book Pretend Bride written by Michael O. Gregory and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-06 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the Year of 1793, after corresponding for several years, William Hooker of Newport, Rhode Island and Monique Du Mont of Reims, France marry by proxy. After receiving his copy of the marriage certificate from Monique. William acquires travel documents for himself and Monique, then takes ship for France to get her. Arriving in Reims, France, William learns that Monique had died of tetanus. Devastated, William starts back to America. In Paris he stops over for the night. Azura Gauzet, who had been in the service of Contessa Marie Jeanne Du Barry, returned home to her mother; only to have to flee to avoid arrest as a Royalist sympathizer. In Paris, she was attacked by two men in the night. William, out for a stroll, heard a woman scream. He was able to rescue Azura. However, the two men assaulting her now lay dead. William realized that to save himself, he would also have to save her. She would pose as his wife until they both were out of France. They headed for the coast by public coach to take ship to America. The two dead men were soon discovered and Monsieur Proust, an agent of the Committee of Public Safety, went in pursuit by public coach. Will they make it to safety?
Download or read book Bear's Fake Bride written by Lola Gabriel and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He's a bear. She's a wolf. They shouldn't be together, but they can't be apart. Rowan needs some time away from the pressures of being an alpha and a weekend trip to Seattle. He needs to produce his heir, and his mother is convinced he needs to find his mate as soon as possible. At a small dive bar, he meets Holly, a petite, green-eyed force of nature. Holly just happens to be a wolf shifter. She's been dragged to the city by her alpha father to be matched with the son of a neighboring pack's alpha. Against the odds, the Rowan and Holly hit it off, and they come up with a plan. Holly needs to get away from her pack, and Rowan needs a mate. Why not kill two birds with one stone and have Holly go back with Rowan, posing as his mate? It'll work for a while at least. Or that's what they think. Their plan begins to unravel when it turns out they're a lot more than friends. In fact, they've been meant for one another all along, despite the fact that this is unheard of between a wolf and a bear. Will the star-crossed lovers overcome the odds against them?
Download or read book Pretend I'm Yours written by Ella Miles and published by Ella Miles. This book was released on 2020-01-23 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm a twenty-two-year-old virgin. Tonight that changes. I thought my first time had to be magical. The perfect date. The perfect place. The perfect guy. I thought I wanted to be in love. But now, I'm desperate. I'll take any guy as long as he's decent looking and treats me well, at least for the night. Turns out Mr. Perfect isn't so hard to find. He's hot, dreamy, and filthy rich. And he wants me. Sex with him is going to be better than I ever imagined. He's going to ruin me for all other guys. I know that it is just for one night, but it doesn't matter. I'm happy to get my perfect night. One night isn't enough, for either of us. Because Mr. Perfect just fake proposed to me. And he wants this proposal to last a lot longer than one night. Will you pretend to be my wife? This is a standalone contemporary romance.
Download or read book Fake Bride Wanted written by Holly Rayner and published by Holly Rayner Romance. This book was released on with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julian Meijer is a man who has everything—almost. A billionaire bachelor, and the youngest, hottest member of a long line of Dutch nobility, there’s just one thing that eludes him: the Meijer Ruby, a priceless family heirloom that’s been lost for generations. After a tip-off leads him to the vaults of an ancient bank, Julian thinks his quest for the ring is over, but a revelation stops him in his tracks: in order to inherit it, he must use it to propose to his future bride! Shelby Bright has loved Julian since their schooldays together, but the two haven’t spoken in fifteen years. When a new job role lands her working at his company, she’s hoping only that he’ll remember who she is. Little does she know, he has much bigger plans in store for her! It’s not long before Julian presents his offer: a sham marriage, in exchange for a cash sum large enough to change her life forever. Unable to resist the billionaire’s indecent proposal, Shelby finds herself falling head over heels for Julian all over again, even as it becomes clear that her old friend is not the sweet, kind boy she once fell for. Can Shelby put her feelings aside for the sake of the deal? Will Julian ever realize that the true value of his quest, lies not in a priceless jewel, but in a very real, very fake fiancée?
Download or read book I Am Bride written by Laura Willcox and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2017-01-03 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “One of the best books for brides . . . Her satirical, tongue-in-cheek take on making your wedding all about yourself will offer some much-needed laughs.” —Real Simple In this bridal gag gift, Upright Citizens Brigade comedian Laura Willcox writes in the voice of an overbearing, outrageous wedding planner, covering all aspects of a wedding—from the moment of engagement (hopefully with the ring you’ve been not so subtly emailing him about for months), all the way through the final minutes of the big day. Accompanied by Jason O’Malley’s humorous illustrations, Willcox offers tongue-in-cheek advice for every wedding-planning moment, whether it’s dreaming up the perfect wedding-weekend hashtag, planning a gift registry to make everyone jealous of your fabulous lifestyle, or figuring out how to distance yourself from the poor, unfortunate souls who didn’t make the cut for your guest list. Laura Willcox’s refreshing take on all things bride will turn tradition on its head, and have you rolling your eyes and reading passages out loud to your engaged (and married) friends. This funny book is a perfect gift for the friend who can’t stop pinning to her dream wedding board, bridezilla-to-be, or any bride who would benefit from a much-needed break from the stress and madness of wedding planning. “Perfectly mocks the absurd wedding-planning industry. Whether you’re having a big wedding to prove something to your ex, or a small wedding to make your loved ones feel excluded, this book will make you laugh through the overwhelming planning process.” —Lauren Lapkus, actor and comedian
Download or read book A Bride for a Day written by Pam Binder and published by The Wild Rose Press Inc. This book was released on 2017-01-25 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Worst New Year’s resolution…ever. Of course, Cinderella Charming, C.C. to the world, had heard of “marriages of convenience.” After all, her parents had named her and her siblings after fairytale characters, even though she resembled one of Cinderella’s cute mice friends rather than a princess. She was also an avid romance reader. But when her boss, the insanely handsome star quarterback and playboy Michael Campbell, proposed the fake marriage plan, her rational self screamed its objections. True, she’d be given a generous bonus when the marriage was annulled, so she could open her own restaurant. True, the fake marriage would help improve Michael’s image. True, she was in Scotland, one of her favorite places of all time. But C.C.’s main objection, and this was a big one, was that she feared she’d already fallen in love with Michael, and they would be spending New Year’s Eve together…alone.
Book Synopsis The Maverick's Bride by : Doreen Roberts
Download or read book The Maverick's Bride written by Doreen Roberts and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2011-07-15 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RODEO MEN BEHIND EVERY GOOD MAN… Jed Cullen was a rodeo legend. But he'd left his hometown under a cloud of suspicion, and now he needed a proper wife to prove that he was a man of honor. STANDS A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE Kristi Ramsett had been waiting a long time for Jed to look her way. So when he asked her to be his pretend wife, how could she refuse? Of course, Kristi longed to stand by her man forever…. A secret father, a passionate protector, a make-believe groom—these cowboys are husbands waiting to happen!
