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Download or read book Bitch Slap written by Michael Craft and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2005-07-01 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Journalist Mark Manning has been successfully running his family's newspaper, The Dumont Daily Register, for several years now, and he sits on the board of two local companies, Quatro Press and Ashton Mills. So when the respective CEOs of these companies discuss a merger, it is only natural that Manning be interested in the proceedings. What's more, Manning's lover Neil, an architect, is designing a new house for Ashton's CEO, Gillian Reece. Reece is a business friend of Manning but not a friend to many else; she is generally considered overly aggressive and fastidious. When Manning assigns Glee Savage, the newspaper's society reporter, to cover Reece's new home, the subsequent meeting between the two does not end well: Savage huffs off in a fury but not before ferociously bitch slapping Reece in front of everyone. With Reece's cheek still smarting, more bad news comes as the accountant performing due diligence for the merger reports some very questionable items regarding Ashton's books. It seems as though things couldn't go much worse for the unpleasant Reece. That is, until she is murdered. The discovery of her body is greeted with great surprise, but perhaps not much regret on the part of most who knew her. Still, with Manning's friend and employee Glee Savage as the obvious and primary suspect, he cannot resist wading in to this most unsound of business dealings.
Download or read book All in a Row written by John Misak and published by Empire Strikes Press. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A serial killer loose in New York City, targeting pretty, young women. Detective John Keegan returns to hunt down a killer aiming at those very close to him. All in a Row weaves murder, suspicion and betrayal into a thrilling tale of mystery. Someone's killing pretty young women in New York City. As the victims rise in number the media tags it as the beginning of a 'Serial Summer, and the mayor wants a quick solution during an election year. When a Senator's granddaughter becomes the latest victim, the intensity rises. Fresh from the case that nearly ended his career, Keegan gets thrust into a series of murders looking more and more like the workings of the serial killer that the media is talking about. The mayor fears the murders will affect his successful anti-crime initiative. Keegan's boss, passed over for a promotion, is eager to put this case to rest and secure a position higher up in the department. To make matters worse, Keegan's partner, Rick Calhill, is distracted by problems at home. At first he attempts to close the case prematurely, then, he disengages himself from the investigation, leaving Keegan to come to his own conclusions about the case and his partner. Before he solves the case, Keegan will be forced to analyze everything about his life and the people he trusts most. He won't like the results. All in a Row hits with fast-paced action and the intricacies of homicide investigation in a fresh tale of murder and betrayal.
Book Synopsis The Slangman Guide to Dirty English by : David Burke
Download or read book The Slangman Guide to Dirty English written by David Burke and published by SLANGMAN PUBLISHING. This book was released on 2003 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only thing more embarrassing than being called a dirty word is not knowing what it means! This humorous guide will teach you the most commonly used obscenities, insults, and curses used in the English language. The Slangman Guide to DIRTY ENGLISH offers you over 1,200 popular words and expressions, followed by a clear definition, plus two example sentences used in context. In some cases, you will find a Learn More section directly below the example sentences. This section offers helpful details on pronunciation, synonyms, variations, and special information on how to sound like an American.
Book Synopsis Bitch Slap APA by : Nathaniel Simmons Ph D
Download or read book Bitch Slap APA written by Nathaniel Simmons Ph D and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-24 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of being bitch slapped by the American Psychological Association's (APA) writing format? We were too. So, we decided to bitch slap it back! Using satire and a hella lot of four-letter words, this writing manual teaches APA sixth edition in a comical and fucking unforgettable way. Highlights include: clear and concise rules and guidelines (yes, that nitpicky shit), in-text citations, sample references, sample paper highlights, and annotated references. *To ensure fucking awesomeness Bitch Slap APA was last updated on 12/11/16*
Book Synopsis The Routledge Dictionary of Modern American Slang and Unconventional English by : Tom Dalzell
Download or read book The Routledge Dictionary of Modern American Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2008-07-25 with total page 1120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Routledge Dictionary of Modern American Slang and Unconventional English offers the ultimate record of modern American Slang. The 25,000 entries are accompanied by citations that authenticate the words as well as offer lively examples of usage from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, television shows, musical lyrics, and Internet user groups. Etymology, cultural context, country of origin and the date the word was first used are also provided. This informative, entertaining and sometimes shocking dictionary is an unbeatable resource for all language aficionados out there.
Book Synopsis Imperfections Seduced by : Shaniel Watson
Download or read book Imperfections Seduced written by Shaniel Watson and published by Shaniel Watson. This book was released on with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What if falling in love with your best friend destroys your entire family? Catherine Reed has been in love with Nicholas Alexander for as long as she can remember.. They'd always had a certain chemistry and had even shared one passionate, forbidden, perfect kiss as teenagers. For years, she'd hoped he could look past her overprotective brothers and their age difference so they could be more than friends. Tired of waiting she left New York and her heart behind. Nicholas has always been secretly in love with Catherine. She's the only woman he's ever truly wanted. But as his best friend’s baby sister, she's definitely off-limits. Not even having a merry-go-round of beautiful girls has stopped him from wanting her. Watching her leave town nearly killed him, but all he wanted was for her to be happy and he knew giving in to what he wanted would ruin her... them. Now Catherine's back to stake claim to the only man she's ever loved. And Nicholas isn't about to lose her a second time. But love is never simple, and their situation is more complicated than ever. Because Nick's engaged—to her sister.
Download or read book Bitch Slap written by Bijou Hunter and published by Bijou Hunter. This book was released on 2018-02-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: HEAT ღ HUMOR ღ HEA “I’m Cricket Wilburn. You’re charmed, I’m sure,” she says, and, yes, I am charmed. Hook, line, and sinker. We meet in a stank-filled West Virginia honky-tonk. Cricket quickly wows me with her beauty and bitch slapping skills. I immediately wow her with my big dick and ability to use it. But fate threatens to keep us apart. Can a sweet-talking biker like me win the daughter of a junkyard dog like Angus Hayes? Or will Cricket bitch slap our chances at building a happily ever after? "Bitch Slap" is the second book in the White Horse series. Containing sexual content, violent situations, and extreme profanity, this book is only appropriate for adult readers age 18+.
Book Synopsis Awaken Your Inner Power! by : Robert Morgen
Download or read book Awaken Your Inner Power! written by Robert Morgen and published by Mystic Wolf Media, Inc. This book was released on 2008-01-03 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis An off Day in My World's Fair by : Ken Willidau
Download or read book An off Day in My World's Fair written by Ken Willidau and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-11-10 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written for people who are just completely sick of themselves, An Off Day In My World’s Fair contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one example of how to make nothing of themselves and being happy with the end results. A well-deserved getaway day. Willidau has taken leave of his senses to spend one day taking care of himself. Ken Willidau’s philosophy is that if you can’t get away from yourself take yourself away from you. Willidau treats himself fairly on his off day, amusing himself with all the things life has had to offer and throws it back at you. And you’ll be the one caught up in his escapism. Chapter exhibits make the day one to really remember and one to really forget. Among them, “Hall of Mirrors”, “The Food Building”, “A Rollercoaster Ride”, “The Freak Show”, “The Tunnel of Love” and “The Fireworks Extravaganza” make the day one of those once-in-a-lifetime experiences. The day is spent with a host of jokes using wit, dark humour, bottom 10 lists, tongue-in-cheek, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your day with Ken will take your mind off you while he goes out of his. An Off Day In My World’s Fair is a perfect read for those times when you know what to do with yourself and you just don’t care too.
Book Synopsis You Gotta Get Bigger Dreams by : Alan Cumming
Download or read book You Gotta Get Bigger Dreams written by Alan Cumming and published by Rizzoli Publications. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magical concoction of the mischievous, tender, whimsical, and debauched real-life adventures of Alan Cumming, told in his own words and pictures. Described by the New York Times as “a bawdy countercultural sprite” and named one of the most fun people in show business by Time magazine, Alan Cumming is a genuine quadruple threat—an internationally acclaimed, award-winning star of stage, television, and film, as well as a New York Times best-selling author whose real-life vivacity, wit, and charm shine through every page of his third book, You Gotta Get Bigger Dreams. In these forty-five picture essays, Cumming recounts his real-life adventures (and often, misadventures), illustrated by his own equally entertaining photographs. From an awkward bonding session with Elizabeth Taylor to poignant stories about his family and friends to some harsh words of wisdom imparted by Oprah that make up the title of this collection, You Gotta Get Bigger Dreams is as eclectic, enchanting, and alive as its author.
Book Synopsis The Last Man Rise of the Pink Army by : Sean Williams
Download or read book The Last Man Rise of the Pink Army written by Sean Williams and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the action-packed, drama-filled, politically incorrect sequel to The Last Man, The Last Man: Rise of the Pink Army picks up a few weeks after the events of the first book, with the introduction of various new characters and new theaters to the war. One thing becomes obvious to our antiheroes, everything comes with a price. Ian still continues his quest to become the man and leader he was born to be while slowly realizing that morality in this war is a sham; he understands this now completely, but is there anything left of the boy who would once jump through flaming hoops to help others? Mandy now faces a paradox, a powerful new ally who threatens not only her leadership of the Pink Army, but her relationship with Ian. From rocky beginnings in Ireland to war winning triumphs in North Africa and the Middle East, the battle between the Femtheists and the Pirates has now entered a new level of brutality and intensity, including a cliff-hanger that will leave readers on the edge of their seats waiting for the final bout.
Book Synopsis Conversations with People Who Hate Me by : Dylan Marron
Download or read book Conversations with People Who Hate Me written by Dylan Marron and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-08-13 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the award-winning host of the critically acclaimed podcast Conversations with People Who Hate Me comes a “fresh, deeply honest, wildly creative, and right on time” (Glennon Doyle, #1 New York Times bestselling author) exploration of difficult conversations and how to navigate them. Dylan Marron’s work has racked up millions of views and worldwide support. From his celebrated Every Single Word video series highlighting the lack of diversity in Hollywood to his web series Sitting in Bathrooms with Trans People, Marron has explored some of today’s biggest social issues. Yet, according to some strangers on the internet, Marron is a “moron,” a “beta male,” and a “talentless hack.” Rather than running from this vitriol, Marron began a social experiment in which he invited his detractors to chat with him on the phone—and these conversations revealed surprising and fascinating insights. Now, Marron retraces his journey through a project that connects adversarial strangers in a time of unprecedented division. After years of production and dozens of phone calls, he shares what he’s learned about having difficult conversations and how having them can help close the ever-growing distance between us. Charmingly candid and refreshingly hopeful, Conversations with People Who Hate Me demonstrates “that talking personally and listening fully—without trying to score points or to convince someone to change their mind—goes a long way toward breaking down barriers. The book will delight his fans and draw new listeners to the podcast” (Kirkus Reviews).
Book Synopsis The Victim's Cry by : Steven D. Griffin
Download or read book The Victim's Cry written by Steven D. Griffin and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2016-11-16 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cry of a victim's heart is to be heard, understood, and free from their pain. God listens to the victim's cry. This book describes the practical steps God established to help hurting people identify and release offenses, judgments, and disappointments in order to bring hope and healing to their hearts.
Book Synopsis Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang by : John Ayto
Download or read book Oxford Dictionary of Modern Slang written by John Ayto and published by Oxford University Press, USA. This book was released on 2010-02-11 with total page 424 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Offering coverage of over 6,000 slang words and expressions from the Cockney 'abaht' to the American term 'zowie', this is the most authoritative dictionary of slang from the 20th and 21st centuries.
Download or read book Mockery written by Tom Waters and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-02-27 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mockery (Waters' ninth collection of humorous essays) was designed to mirror a stand up comedy act in terms of pacing and content with themes centering around the institution of marriage, the inescapable heredity of family and the aggravation of dealing with any and all human beings on a day to day basis. When read in the proper order, the book may cause a brain aneurysm. If read at random, Mockery may cause scurvy, flop sweats, excessive whiskey drinking, 'the vapors', permanent and irreparable agitation and terminal anti-social tendencies. Waters' has devoted his life to grumbling and moaning about whatever strikes him as funny while making others laugh at the same time. He often makes fun of others at their expense or resorts to being goofy when all else fails.
Book Synopsis I Liked You Until . . . by : Beverly Green
Download or read book I Liked You Until . . . written by Beverly Green and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2016-01-26 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is a popular saying: "You need to kiss a lot of toads before you meet your prince." Most movies and books tell the story of the prince. Not mine. This is a story about the toads. This book is about my failed relationships and dating stories so awful, you have to laugh. This book is for women, as we go through the same breakups, makeups, heartaches, and overall relationship roller-coaster rides. And this book is for men, to educate the male population on what not to do when you actually like a girl. Now, able to smile at my single status approaching thirty, I share the stories and toast the men who have impacted my life for better . . . and worse.
Book Synopsis Chill and Prosper by : Denise Duffield-Thomas
Download or read book Chill and Prosper written by Denise Duffield-Thomas and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2022-07-19 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to make twice as much money with half the work? It's time to shift your mindset, recognize your worth, and become a successful entrepreneur on your own terms! ‘Denise is a much-needed voice of practical wisdom.’ Marie Forleo, founder of B-School Feeling burned-out by your business? Sick of the ‘hustle and grind’ culture of your industry? There’s a better way. Get over your perfectionism, chill, and prosper! With her trademark humour and down-to-earth wisdom, money mindset coach Denise Duffield-Thomas shares the invaluable business and counterintuitive millionaire mindset lessons (no blood, sweat or tears necessary) that will set you on the path of abundance – without all the hard work. You’ll discover how to find the business model that works perfectly for your personality, and learn key concepts – such as the Golden Goose and the Keyless Life – to help you work less and earn more. Plus, Denise talks you through the small but important details of being an entrepreneur, including how to deal with awkward money situations and find the most effective ways to price offers. With real business case studies and practical advice, Chill and Prosper challenges the old, boring assumptions of what it takes to create success. This is a revised and updated edition of the book previously published as Chillpreneur.
