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Download or read book Pedo Flambé written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. Approximately 4,000 words.
Book Synopsis Four Stinky Stories Vol. 4 by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Four Stinky Stories Vol. 4 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2020-02-21 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds: PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... PEDO FLAMBÉ When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. FART LOVER SUPREME Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time! DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN FARTS BEFORE THEY HATCH When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortunes? No, probably not. BONUS: THE HAIRIEST BUTT The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 15,500 words.
Download or read book Marriage Stinks written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-11-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart? "Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insists. "Is that so?" Mackelroy cracks his knuckles. Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction, approximately 3,600 words in length.
Book Synopsis They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech by : Donald Rump
Download or read book They Call Me Vlad - Episode 1: Return of the Blech written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2023-12-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: VLAD WIECKOWSKY has never smelled worse! Fresh off a plane from Honolulu, which surprisingly didn't crash, it doesn't take long before trouble finds him. But that's nothing a few, nice, timely, juicy air biscuits can't fix. Or not... Approximately 3,000 words.
Book Synopsis Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-05-08 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,200 words. WARNING: Contains toe cheese.
Book Synopsis Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Put Another Fart in the Jukebox, Baby written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2018-06-19 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... Approximately 3,100 words.
Download or read book The $500 Question written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas going to really stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.
Download or read book The Hairiest Butt written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2019-05-06 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 1,600 words. WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.
Book Synopsis Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay (ePub) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay (ePub) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-07-02 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 1,600 words. DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn’t contain many actual farts.
Download or read book The Gay Assteroid written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bill Bluster, founder and visionary behind the oddball Bluster Space Entertainment, LLC, sees an opportunity. When a pink asteroid is stopped short of striking earth's 15th colony Syphus, he puts in a bid and snaps it up. Now in his possession, he's not sure what to do with it. How does one go about promoting a pink asteroid that doesn't look the least bit menacing? By promising a gay, old time, of course! Approximately 1,000 words.
Download or read book Fart Lover Supreme written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2020-01-24 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time. Approximately 2,800 words.
Book Synopsis Murder À La Flambé by : Jennifer L. Hart
Download or read book Murder À La Flambé written by Jennifer L. Hart and published by Gemma Halliday Publishing. This book was released on 2015-05-21 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From international bestselling mystery author Jennifer L. Hart comes a sizzling new installment in the Southern Pasta Shop Mysteries... If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen… Andy Buckland isn't thrilled when sexpot celebrity chef Lacy L'Amour decides to open a competing ethnic restaurant in small-town Beaverton...right across the street from Andy's pasta shop, the Bowtie Angel. And matters heat up when L'Amour sets her sights on both Andy's customers and her man, Malcolm Jones, who has been acting strange lately. But all of that pales in comparison when Andy’s long lost daughter is suspected of arson. Suddenly the town’s outrage reaches a rapid boil, and the future of the Buckland-Rosetti clan is about to go up in flames. Can Andy beat the competition, keep her man, and catch an arsonist before her hard won reputation is reduced to cinders? **Recipes included** Southern Pasta Shop Mysteries: Murder Al Dente – book #1 Murder À La Flambé– book #2 Murder Al Fresco – book #3 Christmas Al Dente – holiday short story What critics are saying about Jennifer L. Hart's books: "A must read for all people who love a good mystery and a jolly good laugh...laugh out loud funny." ~ Black Orchid, Cocktail Reviews "Laugh out loud funny, realistic characters, snappy true to life dialog, and a sufficiently difficult mystery; all the required elements for an excellent read." ~ Manic Readers "I would not hesitate to pick up another of Ms. Hart's works as she definitely made me with one book a lifelong fan." ~ Joyfully Reviewed
Book Synopsis Dictionnaire de rimes ... Où se trouvent I. Les mots & le genre des mots. II. Un traité complet de la versification. & les règles des différens ouvrages en vers. [Based on N. Frémont d'Ablancourt's “Nouueau dictionnaire de rimes.”] Nouvelle édition, revûe, corrigée, augmentée & mise dans un nouvel ordre par M. l'Abbé Berthelin by : Pierre RICHELET
Download or read book Dictionnaire de rimes ... Où se trouvent I. Les mots & le genre des mots. II. Un traité complet de la versification. & les règles des différens ouvrages en vers. [Based on N. Frémont d'Ablancourt's “Nouueau dictionnaire de rimes.”] Nouvelle édition, revûe, corrigée, augmentée & mise dans un nouvel ordre par M. l'Abbé Berthelin written by Pierre RICHELET and published by . This book was released on 1751 with total page 844 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Pedophilia written by Jay R. Feierman and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 620 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Reason for this Volume If we were to judge the seriousness of a psychosocial problem by the attention that the popular media give to it, we would have to conclude that the modem world is in the midst of an epidemic of pedophilic child sexual abuse. One can scarcely go more than a few weeks in any large metropolitan area without reading about one of the community's upstanding citizens discovered to have been sexually involved with children or adolescents. The attention that the popular media give this topic is paralleled by the attention that it receives in the social sciences, where literally dozens of books and more than a thousand articles have been published on it in the past few years. In fact, "child sexual abuse," along with "co-dependency" and "dysfunctional family," have become the avant-garde psychological cliches of the decade. However, most of the lay and professional literature, although voluminous, reflect a narrow anthropo-, ethno-, and chronocentrism that precludes any real understanding of the topic with anything more than the preconceptions of our times.
Book Synopsis Lexicon Tetraglotton, an English-French-Italian-Spanish Dictionary: Whereunto is Adjoined a Large Nomenclature of the Proper Terms (in All the Four) Belonging to Several Arts and Sciences ... Divided Into Fiftie Two Sections; with Another Volume of the Choicest Proverbs in All the Said Toungs, (consisting of Divers Compleat Tomes) and the English Translated Into the Other Three ... Moroever, There are Sundry Familiar Letters and Verses Running All in Proverbs ... By the Labours, and Lucubrations of James Hovvell by : James Howell
Download or read book Lexicon Tetraglotton, an English-French-Italian-Spanish Dictionary: Whereunto is Adjoined a Large Nomenclature of the Proper Terms (in All the Four) Belonging to Several Arts and Sciences ... Divided Into Fiftie Two Sections; with Another Volume of the Choicest Proverbs in All the Said Toungs, (consisting of Divers Compleat Tomes) and the English Translated Into the Other Three ... Moroever, There are Sundry Familiar Letters and Verses Running All in Proverbs ... By the Labours, and Lucubrations of James Hovvell written by James Howell and published by . This book was released on 1660 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Writing the Public in Cyberspace by : Ann Travers
Download or read book Writing the Public in Cyberspace written by Ann Travers and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2018-10-24 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Popular claims that new information technology will expand democratic and public spaces are problematic given the exclusive history of the public and the restriction of access to computer technology to elites. This book investigates patterns of behavior in a cybercommunity consisting of Americans and Canadians, and discusses the ways in which these so-called public spaces are likely to reshape the boundaries between social insiders and outsiders rather than eliminate them. Traverse analyses the ways in which the norms for participation within cyberspaces often play a role in undermining public tendencies, but notes that new information technologies provide educators, feminists, and other social groups concerned with broadening the inclusive nature of public spaces with unique opportunities. The book's final section explores current efforts by feminists on-line to expand public access for women and suggests further strategies for developing more genuinely inclusive public spaces. (Ph.D. dissertation, University of Oregon,1996; revised with new introduction, bibliography, and index)
Book Synopsis Captive Audience (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Captive Audience (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2015-12-19 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,600 words.
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