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Download or read book OMG! written by Deborah Baer and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-02-18 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You are mistaken for a prostitute... You fart during yoga class ... Your boyfriend has been posting pictures of his penis online ... ...And all you can say is OMG! But then what? In this laugh-out-loud funny guide, gossip queen Deborah Baer gives you the wildest, wittiest, even witchiest solutions to the dramas and traumas that make you say, "Oh my God!" So the next time your boyfriend asks you what you think about getting a boob job, or your former BFF hits "reply all" and "accidentally" spills your deepest, darkest secret to the entire world, don't cry out for divine intervention. Just consult your OMG! advisor and you'll know just what to do—any place, anywhere, any time!
Download or read book One Good Egg written by Suzy Becker and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Suzy Becker is a wonderful writer, hilarious, touching, and sweet.' - Anne Lamott, author of Help, Thanks, Wow and Operating Instructions
Book Synopsis The Life of a DL Preacher by : Dr. Wallace C. Cooper
Download or read book The Life of a DL Preacher written by Dr. Wallace C. Cooper and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2022-08-03 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In writing this book The Life of a DL Preacher, for so many years I often wonder why not just be free! The funny part of writing this book is that people are already tripping why you are telling all your business. LOL. That’s the funniest part because they have already talked about me without knowing what the hell they are talking about. LMBO. At the end of the day, people will learn how to love, laugh, and live in this crazy world of people who loves to judge you. Love who God has made you. Love always, Chief
Book Synopsis Lessons I've Learned by : Davina McCall
Download or read book Lessons I've Learned written by Davina McCall and published by Orion Spring. This book was released on 2016-09-22 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I am a work in progress. There are times when I feel in control and like I know what I'm doing...and there are times (quite a few)(actually lots) when I've got no idea whats going on, where to turn, what to do, how to behave, and those are the times I've sought help! I have been helped by some extraordinary people. I've been supported and counselled through my recovery from drugs and alcohol. I've been hypnotised to get me through going to the bottom of the sea in a sub (life at the extreme). I've read a squibillion (that's a lot) of fantastic self help books and I have shared and shared with the greatest girlfriends and family of all time. These nuggets of wisdom have at times literally kept me going, so I thought I'd pay it forward and share them with you." Presenter, wife, mother, fundraiser, fitness inspiration and now bestselling author,is there nothing Davina McCall cannot do? But success didn't come easy for Davina, and she has faced many challenges along the way. In this long-awaited book, she shares all the tips and wisdom she has picked up on her 'work-in-progress' journey. Written in the accessible, easy-going and humorous way that Davina has become famous and loved for, Lessons I've Learned will motivate readers to reach their goals, find happiness and fulfillment, and feel more confident.
Book Synopsis Everything Is Awful by : Matt Bellassai
Download or read book Everything Is Awful written by Matt Bellassai and published by Atria/Keywords Press. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the break-out star of BuzzFeed comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful and humiliating moments from his life so far, proving “the mantra of his life and career: being a human is hard work, so you may as well make your story funny when you can” (Bustle). Matt Bellassai has no idea what he’s doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially acceptable—nay—professional alcoholic. He’s got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess. This is Matt’s book. Just to clarify, though, it is absolutely not a memoir; Matt is far too young to have done anything worth remembering (though he did win an actual People’s Choice Award for his BuzzFeed web series, “Whine About It,” which is pretty good, if you ask his mother). This is also most certainly not a book of advice; he is too woefully ill-prepared for life to offer anything in the way of counsel. Call this a collection of awful moments that led to his grumbling, blundering adulthood—a chronicle of little indignities that, when taken together, amount to a life of hilarious anguish. With keen wit and plenty of self-deprecation, Matt reveals how hard it is to shed his past as the Midwest’s biggest nerd, and how he came out to his friends and family (the closet was a bit messy). Matt also wrestles with the humiliations of adulthood, like giving up on love in New York City, and combating the inner voice that tells him to say aloud all the things the rest of us are smart enough to keep to ourselves. You probably don’t need this book, but let’s be honest—you do. Since you’re already reading, you might as well pull up a chair, grab your glass(es) of wine, and enjoy.
Download or read book Who Asked You? written by Terry McMillan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-08-04 with total page 466 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trinetta drops off her two young boys with her mother, Betty Jean - and then pulls a disappearing act. BJ is a sassy, pull-no-punches, trademark McMillan matriarch, and she already has her hands full picking up the slack for her other kids, coaching her best friend Tammy through her own tribulations and dealing with two feuding sisters, all while holding down a job as a hotel maid. Who Asked You? raises questions about how we care for one another and how we set limits for those we love when the demands are too great.
Book Synopsis Completely Cassidy Drama Queen by : Tamsyn Murray
Download or read book Completely Cassidy Drama Queen written by Tamsyn Murray and published by Usborne Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2016-01-01 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Front row seats for the hottest ticket in town... starring Cassidy Bond! Singing! Dancing! Acting! You name it, I'll do it... or at least try, as I've got just four weeks at Dance and Drama Academy to perfect a show-stopping performance! I love rehearsing with my super-talented BFFs and I hope I can sparkle in the spotlight. But with my wobbly warbling, two left feet and stage fright, I might be a dramatic disaster...
Book Synopsis My Husband, My Rock by : Gina Gallianno
Download or read book My Husband, My Rock written by Gina Gallianno and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-07-22 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A true life story of a woman that finally meets with her demons and deals with depression head on... A love story between her and her husband and how he saves her from depression. And the trials and tribulations that lead to her depression. Please seek the help before it's to late. DEPRESSION is not a sign of weakness it is a sign that you have been trying to be strong for too long. 1 in 3 of us will suffer at some point in our lives. (No one can understand unless they've been there). Take charge of your depression, one step at a time. "Quote taken from the internet" "And again I write this story because if I can help just one person come out and tell what's going on with them or even put a stop to a similar situation, then I have done what I set out to do.
Download or read book Dare written by Abiola Abrams and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-12-11 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Maya Hope. Double-dipped in cocoa with brick-house curves, she's a lover of jazz, a political poet, and a sociologist. Her best friend and roommate, Athena Jackson, is her opposite in every way -- a petite ex-cheerleader who's always blaring rap, grinding out rhymes, and ready to take the next man home. When Maya is forced to pinch-hit in an audition and bust Athena's rhymes, she finds herself on an undercover escapade in the wild world of hip-hop as the raw, sexy, roughneck Jezebel. After striking a deal with her own personal devil, Maya sets off on the tempting roller-coaster ride of a lifetime -- finding music, more fun than she's ever had, and even a man or two...but not without consequences. Brimming with electric sensuality, Dare is an unforgettable, envelope-pushing odyssey of two gutsy women playing by their own rules.
Download or read book Whateverland written by Alexis Stewart and published by Turner Publishing Company. This book was released on 2011-09-26 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An exuberantly, hilariously irreverent guide to life from the hosts of Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer and Whatever, Martha! No one tells it like it is quite like the Whatever duo of Alexis Stewart and Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. Now they share their colorful commentary and edgy common sense on every aspect of life, from food and eating ("Does Talking to Pop Tarts Mean You're Crazy?") to fashion and grooming ("The Devil Wore Palazzo Pants") to cleaning and organizing ("Not a Hoarder, Still a Slob"). You'll see it's okay not to measure up to perfectionistic standards of behavior and achievement at home, at work, and in relationships. Once you level with yourself and lighten up, life can be happier—and a hell of a lot more fun. Tackles essential life issues—including sex and dating, weight loss and body issues, marriage and relationships, cooking and kitchenphobia, and more Shares Alexis and Jennifer's outrageously funny and honest stories and surprisingly helpful advice Reveals Alexis and Jennifer's deepest, darkest personality quirks Shows the importance of self-acceptance, complete honesty, and a wicked sense of humor So what if you're not perfect—whatever! Get the real-deal advice of Alexis and Jennifer in Whateverland. It's definitely not your mother's self-help book.
Download or read book Hot Boy Summer written by Joe Jiménez and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-05-07 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four gay teens in San Antonio have the summer of their lives while discovering the true meaning of friendship.
Book Synopsis Nearly Undone (Nearly #3) by : Devon Ashley
Download or read book Nearly Undone (Nearly #3) written by Devon Ashley and published by Devon Ashley. This book was released on 2016-08-29 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Find A Dime written by Maria Sweetman and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-10-03 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find a Dime is a book that captures a spiritual connection between a father and daughter and the spirit world all around us. There are angelic blessing and messages everywhere, we just have to open our hearts and sense to them. We are truly blessed to experience a life, and we should use it for the good of all, and when we are stuck in life, all we have to do is pray or ask for guidance and our spirit guide and angels are there for us. I'm hoping this book will help you find the spiritual connection.
Book Synopsis Oh My Goddess! Volume 48 by : Kosuke Fujishima
Download or read book Oh My Goddess! Volume 48 written by Kosuke Fujishima and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2017-08-23 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After 21 years, the final volume of North America's longest-running manga series is here! Having won through every test and tribulation that both Heaven and Hell could throw at them, only one challenge now remains for Keiichi and Belldandy--to get back to Earth for their wedding! Even with the help of their friends and family, can they cross the dimensions in time? Spoiler alert: it's a happy ending!
Book Synopsis Life, Loss, and Lemonade by : Laurie Friedman
Download or read book Life, Loss, and Lemonade written by Laurie Friedman and published by Darby Creek. This book was released on 2018 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Turning fifteen, April struggles with the death of her grandmother and knowing her closest friend, Sophie, is moving away. She's excited to spend her summer with Leo, but could life please stop handing her lemons?
Book Synopsis One Day You'll Thank Me by : Cameran Eubanks Wimberly
Download or read book One Day You'll Thank Me written by Cameran Eubanks Wimberly and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-06-21 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The fan favorite star of the Bravo hit series Southern Charm offers a witty and candid collection of essays on dating, motherhood, and everything in between"--
Download or read book Loving Charley written by Casey Peeler and published by Casey Peeler. This book was released on 2015-06-21 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Charley decides to make Dylan famous, she never thought about the repercussions that might occur, and how it would affect everyone around her. Now that she has followed through with the plan, she is unsure of what the future holds. She has to decide what is more important in life: living her dream, speaking the truth, or keeping quiet. Charley’s life comes full circle when her freshman year comes to an end. Will Dylan be in her past and Cash in her future? Or will Dylan continue to be an eerie constant in her life?
