Momzillas

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Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767924797
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)

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Book Synopsis Momzillas by : Jill Kargman

Download or read book Momzillas written by Jill Kargman and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008-04-08 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious and deliciously scathing send-up of motherhood as practiced in the upper echelons of Manhattan society, from the coauthor of The Right Address and Wolves in Chic Clothing. The mothers on Manhattan’s chic Upper East Side are highly educated, extremely wealthy, and very competitive. They throw themselves and all of their energy and resources into full-time child rearing, turning their kids into the unwitting pawns in a game where success is measured in precocious achievements, jam-packed schedules, and elite private-school pedigrees. Hannah Allen has recently moved to the neighborhood with her New York City–bred investment banker husband and their two-year-old daughter, Violet. She’s immediately inundated by an outpouring of advice from her not-so-well-intentioned new friends and her overbearing, socially conscious mother-in-law, who coach her on matters ranging from where to buy the must-have $300 baby dress to how to get into the only pre-pre-preschool that counts. Despite her better instincts and common sense, Hannah soon finds herself caught up in the competitive whirl of high-stakes mothering.

Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut

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Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0062042270
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (62 download)

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Book Synopsis Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut by : Jill Kargman

Download or read book Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut written by Jill Kargman and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-02-01 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The star of Bravo’s new comedy Odd Mom Out and author of The Ex Mrs. Hedgefund and Wolves in Chic Clothing firmly believes in Woody Allen’s magical math equation: Comedy = Tragedy + Time. Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut is a delightful collection of essays and observations based on Jill Kargman’s family, her phobias (vans, mimes, clowns), and her ability to use humor as a tool to get past life’s obstacles, making the fun times funnier and the tough times bearable. Fans of David Sedaris, Sloane Crosley, and Nora Ephron will rejoice, howl, and sympathize.

Odd One Out

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Publisher : Ember
ISBN 13 : 1101939567
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (19 download)

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Book Synopsis Odd One Out by : Nic Stone

Download or read book Odd One Out written by Nic Stone and published by Ember. This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author of Dear Martin comes an honest and touching depiction of friendship, first love, and everything in between. Perfect for fans of Love, Simon and What If It's Us. Courtney Cooper and Jupiter Charity-Sanchez (Coop and Jupe!) have been next-door neighbors and best friends since they were seven years old. She's his partner in crime and other half. But lately, Coop can't ignore the fact that he might want something more than friendship from Jupiter. When Rae Chin moves to town, she can't believe how lucky she is to find Coop and Jupe. Being the new kid is usually synonymous with "pariah," but around these two, she finally feels like she belongs. She's so grateful she wants to kiss him . . . and her. Jupiter has always liked girls. But when Coop starts daing Rae, Jupe realizes that the only girl she ever really imagined by his side was her. One story. Three sides. No easy answers. "Fans of Nic and new readers will find themselves engrossed." --Teen Vogue "Declaring yourself--how you would like to be represented and whom you want to love and connect with--is treated with real tenderness." --The New York Times

Fairly Odd Mother

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Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1440157065
Total Pages : 174 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Book Synopsis Fairly Odd Mother by : Kelly Kazek

Download or read book Fairly Odd Mother written by Kelly Kazek and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-08 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom" is award-winning journalist Kelly Kazek's skewed and hilarious view of various aspects of life, from raising a daughter as a single mom to life in a small town to popular culture ... "I felt I had a lot of wisdom to impart to my daughter, like "Never let a man see you put on control top panty hose (or for that matter, take them off. Someone could get hurt.)" - from the column "Moms get dumber as teens age" "The idea of drinking a bovine pee cola gives a whole new meaning to those old Peter Frampton lyrics, 'I'm in you, urine me.' At least I think that's how they went. Plus, it makes you give those Red Bull ingredients a second glance." - from the column "Try an ice cold Cow-ca Cola" "Guys, at this point have likely picked up on the more obvious (to guys) mystery in this whole incident: Where does a naked woman put $40,000 in jewelry...? (Pause while we all ponder this.) ...and if this man was paying $100 per hour to have a naked woman in his house, why wasn't he watching her? I imagine to some, this would seem wasteful." - from the column "Nude maid strips man of self respect" What readers are saying ... "Kelly Kazek has a most delightful writing style and a wry sense of humor!" - Jim G., Phoenix, Arizona "I've never written to a newspaper colunist before but I had to write to tell you how much I enjoyed your column. Rarely does anything make me laugh out loud but your column did!" - Martha C. Leeds, Alabama "I burst out laughing several times" - Linda S. Whiting, New Jersey "If a new column's not there by Monday, I start to get the shakes." - Michael P., Milledgeville, Ga.

Arm Candy

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101429437
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)

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Book Synopsis Arm Candy by : Jill Kargman

Download or read book Arm Candy written by Jill Kargman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-05-13 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Queen of the beach read" (Washington Post Express) Jill Kargman, returns with an uproarious tale about searching for love and starts anew on the cusp of forty. For two decades, thirty-nine-year-old Eden Clyde has been enjoying wealth and glamour as the muse and lover of Otto Clyde, the ultrafamous and much older king of the art world. Genetically, she hit the lottery, but Eden is unlucky in love: eighteen years ago she put aside her dream of true love and marriage and turned a blind eye to Otto's philandering in exchange for a life without want. In her younger days this seemed like a fair bargain, but as forty looms overhead-and as the beauty for which she's known begins to fade-she feels the cost of the arrangement finally taking its toll on her happiness. Eden leaves their cozy downtown loft for New York's frostier upper east Side, where she begins to search for the girl and the life she left so many years ago. With the encouragement of a raucous but lovable group of girlfriends, Eden soon finds herself embroiled in a heated love affair with Gotham's most eligible bachelor: the much younger Chase Lydon. But just as their relationship is getting serious, an old flame resurfaces. Does Eden want the life she's living-and loving-right now, or the love she left behind? On the brink of her fortieth birthday, it's time for Eden to follow her heart, but this time not even Eden is sure where that will lead. Poignant and laugh-out-loud funny, and written with heart and humor, Arm Candy shows that although forty may sometimes feel like the ultimate F word, its never too late to find true love.

Bittersweet Sixteen

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Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061973971
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (619 download)

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Book Synopsis Bittersweet Sixteen by : Carrie Karasyov

Download or read book Bittersweet Sixteen written by Carrie Karasyov and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-06 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Co-written by bestselling authors Carrie Karasyov and Jill Kargman, star of the Bravo series Odd Mom Out, Bittersweet Sixteen is a story of friendship, drama, and the hazards of turning sixteen. A brand-new wardrobe from Saks, a private jet, and a red-carpet guest list: just your average Sweet Sixteen party. At least it is for the teens who attend Tate, the posh all-girls high school in Manhattan. But Laura Finnegan—thrift store junkie and scholarship student at Tate—isn't like everyone else. And when her best friends Whitney and Sophie begin obsessing over their birthday bashes, tempers start to flare, Prada bags go flying, and guys are tossed around in vicious tug-of-war battles. Whose Sweet Sixteen will reign supreme?

The Odd 1s Out

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ISBN 13 : 9781743835234
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (352 download)

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Book Synopsis The Odd 1s Out by : James Rallison

Download or read book The Odd 1s Out written by James Rallison and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-10 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious stories and advice about the ups and downs of growing up, from a hugely popular YouTube artist and storyteller.

Primates of Park Avenue

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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1476762716
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (767 download)

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Book Synopsis Primates of Park Avenue by : Wednesday Martin

Download or read book Primates of Park Avenue written by Wednesday Martin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Like an urban Dian Fossey, Wednesday Martin decodes the primate social behaviors of Upper East Side mothers in a brilliantly original and witty memoir about her adventures assimilating into that most secretive and elite tribe. After marrying a man from the Upper East Side and moving to the neighborhood, Wednesday Martin struggled to fit in. Drawing on her background in anthropology and primatology, she tried looking at her new world through that lens, and suddenly things fell into place. She understood the other mothers' snobbiness at school drop-off when she compared them to olive baboons. Her obsessional quest for a Hermes Birkin handbag made sense when she realized other females wielded them to establish dominance in their troop. And so she analyzed tribal migration patterns; display rituals; physical adornment, mutilation, and mating practices; extra-pair copulation; and more. Her conclusions are smart, thought-provoking, and hilariously unexpected. Every city has its Upper East Side, and in Wednesday's memoir, readers everywhere will recognize the strange cultural codes of powerful social hierarchies and the compelling desire to climb them. They will also see that Upper East Side mothers want the same things for their children that all mothers want--safety, happiness, and success--and not even sky-high penthouses and chauffeured SUVs can protect this ecologically released tribe from the universal experiences of anxiety and loss. When Wednesday's life turns upside down, she learns how deep the bonds of female friendship really are. Intelligent, funny, and heartfelt, Primates of Park Avenue lifts a veil on a secret, elite world within a world--the exotic, fascinating, and strangely familiar culture of privileged Manhattan motherhood"--

On Being 40(ish)

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Publisher : Simon & Schuster
ISBN 13 : 150117214X
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Book Synopsis On Being 40(ish) by : Lindsey Mead

Download or read book On Being 40(ish) written by Lindsey Mead and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifteen powerful women and writers you know and love—from the pages of The New Yorker, The New York Times, Vogue, Glamour, and The Atlantic—offer captivating, intimate, and candid explorations about what it’s really like turning forty—and that the best is yet to come. The big 4-0. Like eighteen and twenty-one, this is a major and meaningful milestone our lives—especially for women. Turning forty is a poignant doorway between youth and...what comes after; a crossroads to reflect on the roads taken and not, and the paths yet before you. The decade that follows is ripe for nostalgia, inspiration, wisdom, and personal growth. In this dazzling collection, fifteen writers explore this rich phase in essays that are profound, moving, and above all, brimming with joie de vivre. With a diverse array of voices—including Veronica Chambers, Meghan Daum, Kate Bolick, Taffy Brodesser-Akner, Sloane Crosley, KJ Dell’Antonia, Julie Klam, Jessica Lahey, Catherine Newman, Sujean Rim, Jena Schwartz, Sophfronia Scott, Allison Winn Scotch, Lee Woodruff, and Jill Kargman—On Being 40(ish) offers a range of universal themes—friendship, independence, sex, beauty, aging, wisdom, and the passage of time. On Being 40(ish) reflects the hopes, fears, challenges, and opportunities of a generation. Beautifully designed, this is “a must read for anyone 40ish or beyond...Like a pep talk from your big sister, favorite cousin, and wise best friend” (Joanna Goddard, Cup of Jo).

Momzillas

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Publisher : Broadway
ISBN 13 : 9780767924788
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (247 download)

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Book Synopsis Momzillas by : Jill Kargman

Download or read book Momzillas written by Jill Kargman and published by Broadway. This book was released on 2007 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this wickedly funny and spot-on portrait of some decidedly over-the-top moms, Kargman captures the mores, the conversations, and the back-stabbing with supreme ease, and creates a wonderfully sympathetic heroine.

M.O.M.: Mother of Madness #1 (of 3)

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Publisher : Image Comics
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Book Synopsis M.O.M.: Mother of Madness #1 (of 3) by : Emilia Clarke

Download or read book M.O.M.: Mother of Madness #1 (of 3) written by Emilia Clarke and published by Image Comics. This book was released on 2021-07-21 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Game of Thrones superstar EMILIA CLARKE debuts an EXTRA-LENGTH, THREE-ISSUE MINISERIES! The mayhem begins with Maya, under-the-weather scientist by day, over-the-top superhero by night, and badass single mom 24/7. Deadpool action and Fleabag comedy collide when Maya activates her freakish superpowers to take on a secret sect of human traffickers. Mature readers only! Comedy and chaos await in the first of three 40-page issues by the glamorous artist of Horde, LEILA LEIZ!

Oddly

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Publisher : Candlewick Press
ISBN 13 : 0763642746
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (636 download)

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Book Synopsis Oddly by : Joyce Dunbar

Download or read book Oddly written by Joyce Dunbar and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2009 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three strange creatures that do not know their purpose find a boy lost in the woods and they help each other find their homes and identities.

Odd Mom Out

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Publisher : Sandy Day
ISBN 13 : 9781999073589
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (735 download)

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Download or read book Odd Mom Out written by Sandy Day and published by Sandy Day. This book was released on 2024 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life just got life-y... On the night that Trudy Asp discovers her ex is engaged to the same dental hygienist who's been picking at her teeth for ten years, her daughter, Madison, suddenly announces that she too is getting married, in Europe. Frumpy, floundering, and forced to live with her martini-swilling mother, Trudy is swamped by these revelations. And on top of it all, she'll be wearing the second most scrutinized gown at the wedding. Having packed on the pounds during the demise of her marriage, the idea of being eyeballed by her ex and his scrawny fiancée Zelda, is truly horrifying. To make matters worse, there's the paralyzing fear of a transatlantic flight - something Trudy has avoided for decades. When Zelda offers to stand in for her, Trudy is forced to confront the forces that stole her marriage and threaten to steal her daughter's wedding too. With three months until the ceremony, Trudy must get to Europe, squeeze herself into a gown, and claim the role she wants more than anything: Mother-of-the-Bride. Will this Odd Mom Out sink or swim? Or will she drown in a sea of humiliation? Travel with Trudy, SCROLL UP AND GRAB YOUR COPY TODAY!

Food Whore

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Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062387014
Total Pages : 325 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (623 download)

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Book Synopsis Food Whore by : Jessica Tom

Download or read book Food Whore written by Jessica Tom and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of wit and mouth-watering cuisines, Jessica Tom’s debut novel offers a clever insider take on the rarefied world of New York City’s dining scene in the tradition of The Devil Wears Prada meets Kitchen Confidential. Food whore (n.) A person who will do anythingfor food. When Tia Monroe moves to New York City, she plans to put herself on the culinary map in no time. But after a coveted internship goes up in smoke, Tia’s suddenly just another young food lover in the big city. But when Michael Saltz, a legendary New York Times restaurant critic, lets Tia in on a career-ending secret—that he’s lost his sense of taste—everything changes. Now he wants Tia to serve as his palate, ghostwriting his reviews. In return he promises her lavish meals, a bottomless cache of designer clothing, and the opportunity of a lifetime. Out of prospects and determined to make it, Tia agrees. Within weeks, Tia’s world transforms into one of luxury: four-star dinners, sexy celebrity chefs, and an unlimited expense account at Bergdorf Goodman. Tia loves every minute of it…until she sees her words in print and Michael Saltz taking all the credit. As her secret identity begins to crumble and the veneer of extravagance wears thin, Tia is forced to confront what it means to truly succeed—and how far she’s willing to go to get there.

Odd Girl Out

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Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 0547520190
Total Pages : 435 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (475 download)

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Book Synopsis Odd Girl Out by : Rachel Simmons

Download or read book Odd Girl Out written by Rachel Simmons and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2011 with total page 435 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Describes female bullying and aggression, examines why it is often overlooked, and makes specific suggestions for curbing the behavior.

Inside Out & Back Again

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Publisher : Univ. of Queensland Press
ISBN 13 : 0702251178
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (22 download)

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Book Synopsis Inside Out & Back Again by : Thanhha Lai

Download or read book Inside Out & Back Again written by Thanhha Lai and published by Univ. of Queensland Press. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Moving to America turns H&à's life inside out. For all the 10 years of her life, H&à has only known Saigon: the thrills of its markets, the joy of its traditions, the warmth of her friends close by, and the beauty of her very own papaya tree. But now the Vietnam War has reached her home. H&à and her family are forced to flee as Saigon falls, and they board a ship headed toward hope. In America, H&à discovers the foreign world of Alabama: the coldness of its strangers, the dullness of its food, the strange shape of its landscape, and the strength of her very own family. This is the moving story of one girl's year of change, dreams, grief, and healing as she journeys from one country to another, one life to the next.

Eliza Starts a Rumor

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 059310210X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)

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Book Synopsis Eliza Starts a Rumor by : Jane L. Rosen

Download or read book Eliza Starts a Rumor written by Jane L. Rosen and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-23 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author of Nine Women, One Dress delivers a charming, unforgettable novel about four women, one little lie, and the big repercussions that unite them all. It wasn’t supposed to happen this way. When Eliza Hunt created The Hudson Valley Ladies’ Bulletin Board fifteen years ago she was happily entrenched in her picture-perfect suburban life with her husband and twin preschoolers. Now, with an empty nest and a crippling case of agoraphobia, the once-fun hobby has become her lifeline. So when a rival parenting forum threatens the site’s existence, she doesn’t think twice before fabricating a salacious rumor to spark things up a bit. It doesn’t take long before that spark becomes a flame. Across town, new mom and site devotee Olivia York is thrown into a tailspin by what she reads on the Bulletin Board. Allison Le is making cyber friends with a woman who isn’t quite who she says she is. And Amanda Cole, Eliza’s childhood friend, may just hold the key to unearthing why Eliza can’t step out of her front door. In all this chaos, one thing is for sure…Hudson Valley will never be the same. Funny, romantic, raw, and hopeful, this is a story about being a woman and of the healing power of sisterhood.