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Author : Cam Harlan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780976255307
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (553 download)
Download or read book Nursery Rhymes for Old Farts written by Cam Harlan and published by . This book was released on 2004-01-01 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Many amusing memories.
Author : Zoe Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Author : Derek Landy
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008242794
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (427 download)
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
Author : Mitchell Symons
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 140909605X
Total Pages : 350 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (9 download)
Download or read book Why Do Farts Smell Like Rotten Eggs? written by Mitchell Symons and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-03-31 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EVER WONDERED . . . Why we burp? What a wotsit is? Whether lemmings really jump off cliffs? Why vomit always contains carrots? And why do farts smell like rotten eggs? No subject is too strange and no trivia too tough for Mitchell Symons, who has the answer to these crazy questions, and many more.
Author : Steve Hodge
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781493753604
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (536 download)
Download or read book Everybody Farts! written by Steve Hodge and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sooner or later, every parent is faced with the task of talking to his or her child about flatulence. This book discusses the subject in an honest, informative and entertaining way for younger children while offering older kids a hilarious good time that they'll want to share with their friends and relive again and again. The illustrations and text are funny but tastefully done, avoiding gratuitous potty language and offensive graphics while addressing why we pass gas, where and when it is and isn't appropriate and the fact that it happens to everyone. Though written for children, many adults have found this book entertaining as well!
Author : Mrs Dealt It
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781096381112
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (811 download)
Download or read book F is for FART written by Mrs Dealt It and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.
Author : Olaf Falafel
Publisher : HarperCollins Children's Books
ISBN 13 : 9780008357948
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (579 download)
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Olaf Falafel and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Daryl Easlea
Publisher : Omnibus Press
ISBN 13 : 1787590828
Total Pages : 372 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (875 download)
Download or read book Without Frontiers: The Life & Music of Peter Gabriel written by Daryl Easlea and published by Omnibus Press. This book was released on 2018-03-23 with total page 372 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He became famous with Genesis but simply to call Peter Gabriel a pop star would be to sell him very short indeed. Peter Gabriel has pursued several overlapping careers; neither becoming a parody of his past self nor self-consciously seeking new images, he instead took his creativeness and perfectionism into fresh fields. In 1975 he diversified into film soundtracks and audio-visual ventures, while engaging in tireless charity work and supporting major peace initiatives. He has also become world music’s most illustrious champion since launching WOMAD festival. These, and several other careers, make writing Peter Gabriel’s biography an unusually challenging task, but Daryl Easlea has undertaken countless hours of interviews with key friends, musicians, aides and confidants. Updated and revised for 2018, Without Frontiers gets to the heart of the psychological threads common to so many of Gabriel’s disparate endeavours and in the end a picture emerges: an extraordinary picture of an extraordinary man. Extra features include integrated Spotify playlists, charting the best of Genesis’ output with Peter Gabriel, as well as an interactive digital timeline of his life, filled with pictures and videos of lives performances, interviews and more. ‘The peculiar, white-lipped dynamic between Gabriel and his erstwhile Charterhouse chums in Genesis is vividly evoked’ – Record Collector ‘A truly wonderful biography of one of the most amazing artists of our time. Highly recommended.’ – Douglas Harr, author of ‘Rockin’ the City of Angels’
Author : Danielle Wright
Publisher : Tuttle Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1462913997
Total Pages : 66 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (629 download)
Download or read book Korean and English Nursery Rhymes written by Danielle Wright and published by Tuttle Publishing. This book was released on 2014-08-19 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A charming collection of fourteen well-loved verses, Korean and English Nursery Rhymes is an excellent introduction to Korean language and culture for young children. This enchanting, beautifully illustrated book featuring well-known Korean children's songs and rhymes makes a beautiful gift for kids and families who are interested in the Korean way of life. The highlighted verses, presented in both Korean hangeul script and English, are arranged in a clear side-by-side format that encourages successful and fun language learning. Korean and English Nursery Rhymes also includes downloadable audio with recordings of kids singing in both languages. These songs are so lively and sweet you'll soon find yourself singing right along! Many of the songs accompany everyday play activities like jumping rope and hand clapping games. Others speak to a child's simple view of nature and a deep love of home. The fourteen favorite rhymes and songs featured include: "Little One" "Monkey's Bottom" "Twirling Round" "Spring in My Hometown" And more! For preschoolers and beyond, this book will provide lasting pleasure for the mind, the eye, the ear, and the heart--an exquisite celebration of Korean folk songs and heritage.
Author : Jennifer Griffin
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780761143680
Total Pages : 194 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (436 download)
Download or read book Humpty Who? written by Jennifer Griffin and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2007-01-01 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of classic nursery rhymes, contemporary songs, and finger plays aimed at helping parents interact with babies, with instructions for related movements and activities, historical information about some rhymes, and a CD containing music for thirty-five of the songs.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 35 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (59 download)
Download or read book Monster Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-08-18 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grab this new release in time for Fall and Halloween! Did you know that monsters fart? It's true! Laugh and learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of the spooky life. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, butt, and bum. 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious rhyming descriptions of monster fart situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list Be sure to check out all of Jane Bexley's hilarious toot stories and fart dictionaries.
Author : Ken Kesey
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 144062299X
Total Pages : 730 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (46 download)
Download or read book Sometimes a Great Notion written by Ken Kesey and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-08-29 with total page 730 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The magnificent second novel from the legendary author of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Sailor Song is a wild-spirited and hugely powerful tale of an Oregon logging clan. A bitter strike is raging in a small lumber town along the Oregon coast. Bucking that strike out of sheer cussedness are the Stampers: Henry, the fiercely vital and overpowering patriarch; Hank, the son who has spent his life trying to live up to his father; and Viv, who fell in love with Hank's exuberant machismo but now finds it wearing thin. And then there is Leland, Henry's bookish younger son, who returns to his family on a mission of vengeance - and finds himself fulfilling it in ways he never imagined. Out of the Stamper family's rivalries and betrayals, Ken Kesey crafted a novel with the mythic impact of Greek tragedy.
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 64 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (9 download)
Download or read book Mother Goose written by and published by . This book was released on 1899 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher : Farting Adventures
ISBN 13 : 9781637311066
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (11 download)
Download or read book My Pooting Papa written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-03-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Pooting Papa is a funny tale about dads farting. Even though they do, we still love them to pieces! My Papa is my protector. He keeps me out of trouble. He teaches me right from wrong, And pulls me from the rubble. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive free gifts. Makes a perfect gift for Father's day or any day of the year.
Author : Ill 1867-1939 Arthur Rackham
Publisher : Hardpress Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781290933964
Total Pages : 298 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (339 download)
Download or read book The Old Nursery Rhymes written by Ill 1867-1939 Arthur Rackham and published by Hardpress Publishing. This book was released on 2012-08-01 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unlike some other reproductions of classic texts (1) We have not used OCR(Optical Character Recognition), as this leads to bad quality books with introduced typos. (2) In books where there are images such as portraits, maps, sketches etc We have endeavoured to keep the quality of these images, so they represent accurately the original artefact. Although occasionally there may be certain imperfections with these old texts, we feel they deserve to be made available for future generations to enjoy.
Author : Zia Molina
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (66 download)
Download or read book Sunny The Farting Bunny written by Zia Molina and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids of all ages will love this silly, fun story about a bunny who just can't stop tooting! OH NO, Sunny the Bunny just can't stop tooting! With the help of her best friend, she tries all different remedies to cure her of all that farting. Kids will love finding out how Sunny finally gets cured along with the importance of good friends. Hilarious read aloud story will delight toddlers, preschoolers, kindergarteners, or children to read by themselves. Parents and kids will laugh and smile as they read about the farting bunny's tooting fun adventure! Perfect for: For kids who love animal fart books. kids who think farts are funny everyone who loves a silly story a funny Spring book for toddlers a funny book for kids ages 2-4, 4-8 as a silly birthday present an Easter basket Order today and the toots will be heading your way!
Author : Áine Greaney
Publisher : Syracuse University Press
ISBN 13 : 0815650736
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (156 download)
Download or read book Dance Lessons written by Áine Greaney and published by Syracuse University Press. This book was released on 2011-04-08 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A year after her husband’s death in a sailing accident off Martha’s Vineyard, Ellen Boisvert bumps into an old friend. In this chance encounter, she discovers that her immigrant husband of almost fifteen years was not an orphan after all. Instead, his aged mother Jo is alive and residing on the family’s isolated farm in the west of Ireland. Faced with news of her mother-in-law incarnate, the thirty-nine-year-old American prep school teacher decides to travel to Ireland to investigate the truth about her husband Fintan and why he kept his family’s existence a secret for so many years. Between Jo’s hilltop farm and the lakeside village of Gowna, Ellen begins to uncover the mysteries of her Irish husband’s past and the cruelties and isolation of his rural childhood. As Ellen reconciles her troubled relationship with Fintan, she discovers a way to heal the wounds of the past.
