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Not Tonight, Honey: Wait 'til I'm A Size 6

Author : Susan Reinhardt
Publisher : Kensington Publishing Corp.
ISBN 13 : 0758253567
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (582 download)

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Download or read book Not Tonight, Honey: Wait 'til I'm A Size 6 written by Susan Reinhardt and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2005-05-01 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susan Reinhardt takes the naked, honest truth and sets it on fire in a blaze of laughter. Boldly, brazenly, and hilariously, she says what only the brave dare to think. --Laurie Notaro Like an edgier, naughtier, southern-bred Erma Bombeck, award-winning columnist Susan Reinhardt has made diehard fans of fellow writers and newspaper readers across the country with her wickedly skewed reports from the trenches of American family life. In this collection of never-before-published essays and stories, she takes her uncensored trademark wit just a little further than ever before--with hilarious and poignant results. From telling off a too-perfect sorority sister twenty years later to going public with her "grumpy vagina"; from facing down those who would judge her in a mall ladies' room to eulogizing her beloved smokin' granny, Reinhardt cuts straight to the heart of the sublime, the ridiculous--and the saggy--realities of being a working wife, mother, and certified slave to a culture that worships women who sport thighs the size of her upper arms. "Susan Reinhardt takes the naked, honest truth and sets it on fire in a blaze of laughter. Boldly, brazenly, and hilariously, she says what only the brave dare to think." --Laurie Notaro "Surgical patients should forgo reading this book until all sutures are completely healed. Susan Reinhardt is a riot!"--Jill Conner Browne "Funny, wise, and warm. . .from sidesplitting to achingly tender." --Celia Riverbank "Hilarious, captivating. . .no one is more accomplished at the fine Southern art of storytelling than Susan Reinhardt."--Ronda Rich Susan Reinhardt is a syndicated columnist and feature writer whose work has appeared all over the world in major newspapers such as the Washington Post, London Daily Mirror, Newsday, and other Tribune Media and Gannett publications. Reinhardt has won dozens of awards for her writing, including several Best of Gannett honors and a Pulitzer nomination. A long-time volunteer fundraiser for Hospice, the United Way, the American Lymphoma and Leukemia society, the PTO and other worthwhile and not so worthwhile causes, Reinhardt is also a proud member of the Not Quite Write Book Club, a group of ten women who drink wine and pretend to act literary. A true Daughter of the South, Susan Reinhardt was born in South Carolina, was raised in Georgia and currently makes her home in Asheville, North Carolina, the jewel city of the Blue Ridge Mountains. She has two adorable children and still calls her mama every night.

Don't Sleep With A Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are In Wheelchairs

Author : Susan Reinhardt
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 0758282923
Total Pages : 456 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (582 download)

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Download or read book Don't Sleep With A Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are In Wheelchairs written by Susan Reinhardt and published by Kensington Books . This book was released on 2013-10-07 with total page 456 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Southern Belle's answer to David Sedaris. --Karin Gillespie "She's like a modern-day, southern-fried Erma Bombeck or Dave Barry."--Booklist Aimed at anyone with a funny bone, these all new stories and essays by Gannett-syndicated columnist Susan Reinhardt tackle domestic life, particularly of the Southern persuasion, with sidesplitting observations and searing confessions. Reinhardt candidly lets readers into her world as she goes mano a mano with her Bubba of a husband--and occasionally her mother. From discovering she's getting a dreaded "front fanny" to revealing her husband's experiments with a Norelco shaver and their Pomeranian pooch, Reinhardt scrapes bare the bedrock truth about married life and love. She also poignantly shares her struggles with a depression that secretly plunged her downward and her reaction to the unexpected helping hands that pulled her up. Totally uncensored and blisteringly honest, Reinhardt is all heart--and a storyteller to savor and remember. "So engaging. . .so honest. . .will make you laugh out loud."--The Asheville Citizen-Times "Like hanging out with your bluntest, most mischievous friend, the one who never fails to crack you up." --Chicago Sun-Times "Funny and touching. . .Reinhardt is not afraid to put it all out there."--The Pilot (N.C.) "Susan Reinhardt takes the naked, honest truth and sets it on fire in a blaze of laughter. . . will have you holding your sides the whole time." --Laurie Notaro, Autobiography of a Fat Girl "She can break your heart in one sentence and leave you laughing till you're breathless in the next." --Julie Cannon, True Love & Homegrown Tomatoes Susan Reinhardt is a syndicated columnist and feature writer whose work has appeared all over the world in major newspapers such as the Washington Post, London Daily Mirror, Newsday, and other Tribune Media and Gannett publications. Reinhardt has won dozens of awards for her writing, including several Best of Gannett honors and a Pulitzer Prize nomination. A long-time volunteer fund-raiser for Hospice, the United Way, the American Lymphoma and Leukemia Society, the PTO and other worthwhile and not so worthwhile causes, Reinhardt is also a proud member of the Not Quite Write Book Club, a group of ten women who drink wine and pretend to act literary. A true Daughter of the South, Susan Reinhardt was born in South Carolina, was raised in Georgia, and currently makes her home in Asheville, North Carolina, the jewel city of the Blue Ridge Mountains. She has two adorable children and still calls her mama every night.

Lost in Suburbia: A Momoir

Author : Tracy Beckerman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101622237
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)

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Download or read book Lost in Suburbia: A Momoir written by Tracy Beckerman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-04-02 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s a suburban jungle out there When syndicated columnist Tracy Beckerman trades in her TV job and cool NYC existence for the New Jersey suburbs, she doesn’t expect to also trade in her entire identity. But her new life as a stay-at-home mom knocks her for a loop in more ways than one. From the embarrassment of being ticketed while driving in her bathrobe to the challenge of making friends in the land of big hair and minivans, Beckerman shares her struggles with self-deprecating humor as she endeavors to reclaim her cool. Beckerman reveals the universal trials, tribulations, and triumphs of every mom who has to figure out how to stay sane while fishing Barbie heads out of the toilet; how to laugh when your kid asks the fat cop at the doughnut shop if he’s having a baby; and how to look good when your post-baby butt is so big you want to hang a “Caution: Wide Load” sign behind you. At once irreverent, hilarious, and keenly observed, Lost in Suburbia is about what you give up to become a mother—and what you get back.

You're Not the Boss of Me

Author : Erika Schickel
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 9780758215376
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (153 download)

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Download or read book You're Not the Boss of Me written by Erika Schickel and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this devilishly clever memoir, a Los Angeles writer shares her hilarious observations on marriage and motherhood, from a no-holds-barred account of her pregnancy from hell to her intense hatred of her practical mommy minivan. Original.

Tender Graces

Author : Kathryn Magendie
Publisher : BelleBooks
ISBN 13 : 193566137X
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (356 download)

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Download or read book Tender Graces written by Kathryn Magendie and published by BelleBooks. This book was released on 2009-04-15 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book one in The Graces saga, following the emotional journey of a woman attempting to resolve the damage of her childhood with a loving but alcoholic father and a beautiful, selfish, often heartbreakingly self-deluding mother. Gorgeous lyrical storytelling and poignant human insights. By acclaimed poet and short story author Kathryn Magendie.

Dishing with the Kitchen Virgin

Author : Susan Reinhardt
Publisher : Kensington Books
ISBN 13 : 9780758217097
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Dishing with the Kitchen Virgin written by Susan Reinhardt and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2008-04-29 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A syndicated columnist, spokeswoman for skewed southern bellehood, and the worst cook ever presents a hilarious new collection of food stories, culinary disasters, and recipes. Original.

Bubba's Dawg Might Be a Redneck

Author : W. R. Benton
Publisher : Fultus Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1596820454
Total Pages : 314 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (968 download)

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Download or read book Bubba's Dawg Might Be a Redneck written by W. R. Benton and published by Fultus Corporation. This book was released on 2005-06 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever wondered how true Southerners live? Have you ever thought much about how they see life and how they react to the different things that happen every day to each of us? Take look at Dixie Land as few folks ever see it, as it really is! See it through the eyes of award winning Writer, Cartoonist, and Southern Humorist, W.R. Benton. Visit Bubba Lee, Maude, Nadine Lucille, Bobby Dale, Willie Eugene and the rest of the 'Possum Holler gang as they face life as Rednecks, which puts them in the mentally challenged category of life.

Southern Fatality

Author : T. Lynn Ocean
Publisher : Minotaur Books
ISBN 13 : 1429985976
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Southern Fatality written by T. Lynn Ocean and published by Minotaur Books. This book was released on 2007-09-18 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Southern Fatality, T. Lynn Ocean serves up an action-packed, sun-soaked adventure set in the historic port city of Wilmington, North Carolina. Jersey Barnes thinks she has retired from a risk-filled career as a private security specialist. A sexy, hard-hitting brunette, she's ready to enjoy her newfound free time and is looking forward to leaving home without a weapon. But when her boyfriend asks her for a simple favor, she can't turn him down. What should be a routine surveillance job lands Jersey smack-dab in the middle of a high-stakes cover-up, a double kidnapping, and a scheme that may steal millions of dollars from hard-working Americans. With input from her business partner, Ox (a Lumbee Indian whose savory looks she can't quite ignore), a comedic group of her aging father's poker buddies, a computer hacker named Soup, and a faithful dog, Jersey sets out to prevent what might be the cyber crime of the century

P.S. Don't Tell Your Mother

Author : Margo Bates
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1452030480
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book P.S. Don't Tell Your Mother written by Margo Bates and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2005-10-18 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Margo Bates' debut novel brings to life the rough-and-tumble world of Canada's frontier northwest in the late 50's and early 60's. Telkwa is not much different from other small towns or tight-knit neighborhoods across North America. There is always one character or curmudgeon that is larger than life about which the townsfolk enjoy hearing stories. In Telkwa, it is Nana Noonan. Readers are immediately drawn to the small-town goings on through the hundreds of letters to her granddaughter, Maggie Mulvaney. Maggie likes it that Nana is Irish, but she has a temper. There are lots of things that get her going. Telkwa's only Jehovah's Witness tops her list. "That Damn Jehovah!" is the incessant phrase in the hundreds of letters Nana sends Maggie. Living 150 miles apart, Nana and her letters show Maggie the human aspects of life. The Jehovah's Witness is hell-bent on saving Nana. His high hopes on salvation equal her intent to remain as she is: hell-bent on being herself. After all, she is an Anglican. To Nana, the Jehovah's Witness is not just trying to impose his religion - he also represents an ugly undercurrent in northern and rural Canada in the 1960's - prejudice. He doesn't like Nana's best friend, a native Indian named Tyee Mary. In this humorous and touching tale, Margo shows how her Nana stands up to prejudice in the north. She does it the only way she knows how - using her Irish temper and some fine-tuning from a shotgun. Nana tells Maggie it is important to be fair to your fellow humans. As long as they don't drive you to do something foolish. Maggie thinks about the lessons learned at Nana's knee. She writes back and offers suggestions on how Nana might better deal with the Jehovah's Witness. The townsfolk place bets on Nana and the Jehovah's Witness and when they will have their next set to. Cash exchanges hands on a fairly regular basis. Only two people visit Nana more often than her family: Constable Reems of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and her ill-fated devotee, who visits every Saturday, rain, shine, sleet or snow. Nana and the Jehovah's Witness reach a stalemate one fall day in 1960. Nana, her Irish temper and accuracy with a gun get the better of her. And "That Damn Jehovah." Gloria Macarenko, Anchor at CBC Television News, praised the book: "I love the way Margo Bates captures the essence and eccentricities of life in a small northern town, as she highlights the conspiratory relationship between a young girl and her kooky grandmother. As someone who grew up in the north, I can relate to the quirky and comical scenarios that are so much a part of small town life. Everyone needs a bit of Nana in their lives!"

The Romance Readers' Book Club

Author : Julie Cannon
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780452288997
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (889 download)

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Download or read book The Romance Readers' Book Club written by Julie Cannon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CANNON/ROMANCE READERS BOOK CLUB

If Mama Don't Laugh, It Ain't Funny

Author : Lucy Adams
Publisher : Sales Gravy Press
ISBN 13 : 0979441633
Total Pages : 181 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (794 download)

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Download or read book If Mama Don't Laugh, It Ain't Funny written by Lucy Adams and published by Sales Gravy Press. This book was released on 2007-12 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Syndicated columnist Adams humorously dissects and revels in the absurdity and chaos of modern family life in her debut book.

More Sand in My Bra

Author : Julia Weiler
Publisher : Travelers' Tales
ISBN 13 : 9781932361506
Total Pages : 244 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (615 download)

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Download or read book More Sand in My Bra written by Julia Weiler and published by Travelers' Tales. This book was released on 2007 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Following on the heels of the best-selling Sand in My Bra, this sequel is a collection of hilarious women's travel stories. From Australia to Zambia and everywhere in between, these true stories are full of bust-a-gut laughter. Nothing helps a travel story more than something going wrong -- the frustration, embarrassment, and inconvenience provide great material for stories once the anguish has faded. The adventurers here encounter just about every unexpected mishap imaginable.

Barking At the Moon

Author : Tracy Beckerman
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
ISBN 13 : 1632993945
Total Pages : 220 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (329 download)

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Download or read book Barking At the Moon written by Tracy Beckerman and published by Greenleaf Book Group. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How do you housebreak a dog in a hurricane? When Riley comes into her family’s life, award-winning humor columnist Tracy Beckerman realizes she got a lot more than she bargained for. From tracking wet cement through the house to shredding the family’s underwear, Riley is a one-dog wrecking ball. Yet this lovable retriever also brings joy, laughter, and a renewed sense of wonder into the household. At times hilarious and heartwarming, Barking at the Moon speaks to life’s growing pains, and to mothering children both human and furry. With Beckerman’s trademark wit and heart, she reminds us that no matter what stage of life we’re in, we can learn a lot from the dogs who teach us how to stop and enjoy the ride.

The Pulpwood Queen's Tiara-Wearing, Book-Sharing Guide to Life

Author : Kathy Patrick
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446511188
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book The Pulpwood Queen's Tiara-Wearing, Book-Sharing Guide to Life written by Kathy Patrick and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2008-01-02 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When licensed cosmetologist turned publisher's rep Kathy Patrick lost her job due to industry cutbacks, she wasn't deterred. One year later, she opened Beauty and the Book, the world's only combination beauty salon/bookstore. Soon after, she founded The Pulpwood Queens of East Texas -- a reading group that dared to ask the question, "Does a book club have to be snobby to be serious?" The idea spread like wildfire. Now there are about 70 chapters nationwide. The overriding rule -- aside from wearing the club's official tiara, hot pink, and leopard print outfits -- is that the groups must have fun. The club's mission: To get America reading. THE PULPWOOD QUEENS' TIARA-WEARING, BOOK- SHARING GUIDE TO LIFE celebrates female friendship, sisterhood, and the transformative power of reading. It includes life principles and motivational anecdotes, hilarious and heart-warming stories of friendships among the Queens, and stories from Kathy about the books that have inspired her throughout her life, complete with personalized suggested book lists.

The Woman's Belly Book

Author : Lisa Sarasohn
Publisher : New World Library
ISBN 13 : 1577315375
Total Pages : 338 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (773 download)

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Download or read book The Woman's Belly Book written by Lisa Sarasohn and published by New World Library. This book was released on 2006 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Argues that a woman's belly is the site of her soul and "source energy," and provides exercises designed to access this power.

It Was Me All Along

Author : Andie Mitchell
Publisher : Clarkson Potter
ISBN 13 : 077043326X
Total Pages : 258 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (74 download)

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Download or read book It Was Me All Along written by Andie Mitchell and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A yet heartbreakingly honest, endearing memoir of incredible weight loss by a young food blogger who battles body image issues and overcomes food addiction to find self-acceptance. All her life, Andie Mitchell had eaten lustily and mindlessly. Food was her babysitter, her best friend, her confidant, and it provided a refuge from her fractured family. But when she stepped on the scale on her twentieth birthday and it registered a shocking 268 pounds, she knew she had to change the way she thought about food and herself; that her life was at stake. It Was Me All Along takes Andie from working class Boston to the romantic streets of Rome, from morbidly obese to half her size, from seeking comfort in anything that came cream-filled and two-to-a-pack to finding balance in exquisite (but modest) bowls of handmade pasta. This story is about much more than a woman who loves food and abhors her body. It is about someone who made changes when her situation seemed too far gone and how she discovered balance in an off-kilter world. More than anything, though, it is the story of her finding beauty in acceptance and learning to love all parts of herself.

Chimes from a Cracked Southern Belle

Author : Susan Reinhardt
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781935130628
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (36 download)

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Download or read book Chimes from a Cracked Southern Belle written by Susan Reinhardt and published by . This book was released on 2013-04 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most people think the reason Dee Millings married the best looking man in the Carolinas, who turned out to be a complete psycho and near-murderer, is because she was raised all wrong. Dee, a 38-year-old heroine to root for, sets out on a path winding with loveable kooks, wanting to prove there is a great life on the other side of tragedy and a crazed ex behind bars who continues to mail threatening letters from prison. Her new adventure begins two years after the crime spree that nearly stopped her heart and left her flat-lining. She packs up her two young kids and settles in her parents' South Carolina hometown where she deals with a delightful, but over-the-top mama who pretends her grown daughters are virgins. Dee finds new purpose for herself and her children, discovering joy in places she never expected it: in a nursing home where she tends to the likes of 104-year-old Annie Sue who still drives and has a hankering for cold draft beer. Offering heaps of comic relief, Dee's Aunt Weepie lives to crash funerals just to get the covered-dish meals after the gravesides, no matter she has no idea who's in the coffins. Her antics lead her to making a daring decision that could change Dee's life forever. As Dee begins a journey toward recovery and becoming a registered nurse, a dark secret resurfaces, one that if handled right, could be her ticket to allow herself to love again.