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Book Synopsis My Life is a Wedgie by : Gretel Killeen
Download or read book My Life is a Wedgie written by Gretel Killeen and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 2000 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sequel to My life is a toilet.
Download or read book Wedgie & Gizmo written by Suzanne Selfors and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-08-22 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Stick Dog and My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish will love Suzanne Selfors’s hilarious new illustrated series about the growing pains of blended families and the secret rivalry of pets. “A delightfully fun read that will leave you in stitches!”—Caldecott Medalist Dan Santat When a bouncy, barky dog and an evil genius guinea pig move into the same house, the laughs are nonstop! Wedgie is so excited, he can’t stop barking. He LOVES having new siblings and friends to protect. He LOVES guinea pigs like Gizmo! He also LOVES treats! But Gizmo does not want to share his loyal human servant with a rump-sniffing beast! He does not want to live in a pink Barbie Playhouse. Or to be kissed and hugged by the girl human. Gizmo is an evil genius. He wants to take over the world and make all humans feel his wrath. But first he must destroy his archenemy, Wedgie, once and for all!
Book Synopsis Veggies with Wedgies by : Todd H. Doodler
Download or read book Veggies with Wedgies written by Todd H. Doodler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The vegetables in Farmer John's garden are intrigued when he hangs his underwear out to dry but when Corn, Potato, Beet, and the others pull things off the line and try them on, they are not at all comfortable.
Book Synopsis Wedgie Stories: 75+ Fun Filled Wedgie Stories by :
Download or read book Wedgie Stories: 75+ Fun Filled Wedgie Stories written by and published by KMT Marketing. This book was released on with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Wedgie Time!! Wedgie Stories is a collection of the best, humorous short wedgie stories. Some stories are embarrassing, humiliating while others are just hilarious. These wedgie stories will leave you wanting more. We've put together a collection of over 75 Wedgie stories that will keep you entertained for hours.
Book Synopsis My Life is a Toilet by : Gretel Killeen
Download or read book My Life is a Toilet written by Gretel Killeen and published by Random House Australia. This book was released on 1994 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the tale of 15 year old Fleur Trotter. It starts with a bad haircut and the sort of unattractive boy who makes mould look exciting, and ends with the usual love, death, flood, fire, fortune telling and bust development. 'Without doubt the most honest and hilarious account of adolescent agony since The Bible.' - Fleur Trotter 'Lies' - Fleur's mother 'If Fleur gets this published she'll be up for adoption' - Fleur's father 'Fleur sucks. Who cares what she does!' - Miss Priss and Bum Face (Fleur's sisters)
Book Synopsis Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic UK. This book was released on 2013-12-05 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George and Harold have created an evil, super-powerful monster. She's mean - and she's having a REALLY bad hair day. With the help of her robots, the Wicked Wedgie Woman is on a mission to take over the world ... and she'll give a whopping wedgie to anyone who stands in her way! Watch out!
Book Synopsis From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies by : Tim Herrera
Download or read book From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies written by Tim Herrera and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If a parent is overwhelmed by the teen years, this book can help save the day with its humorous, comforting, and wryly funny look at life with teenagers." --Dr. John Platt, Author, Life in the Family Zoo "If you have--or know--a teenager, then Tim Herrera's humorously written reflections and sensitive insight on braving those spirited years is for you." --Pat Cuellar, Author, Your Life in Print Story by Story "Tim vividly nails the craziness that all of us parents endure with wit, wisdom, and just the right amount of humor." --Kirk Davis, Author, Paid In Full "Anyone who's had anything to do with raising teenagers will want to read this book. I smiled. I chuckled. I laughed." --Linda Marchus, Author/Illustrator, The Gorilla Who Wanted to Dance "Read From Wedgies to Feeding Frenzies and commiserate with a dad whose perspective is rooted solidly in his clear love for his children." --Patty Donovan, Family-Life Columnist/Writing Consultant
Book Synopsis Wedgie & Gizmo vs. the Great Outdoors by : Suzanne Selfors
Download or read book Wedgie & Gizmo vs. the Great Outdoors written by Suzanne Selfors and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A delightfully fun read that will leave you in stitches!”—Caldecott Medalist Dan Santat Fans of Stick Dog and My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish will LOL when rival pets Wedgie and Gizmo brave their first family camping trip in book three of bestselling author Suzanne Selfors’s hilarious illustrated series. Wedgie and Gizmo’s humans are taking their first family vacation—to a campground by a lake! And their pets are too destructive to stay home alone. Wedgie the corgi is super-excited. He can’t wait to chase squirrels and poop in the woods! But Gizmo, the evil genius guinea pig, has no time for games. He must convince the forest critters to join his Evil Horde and help him take over the world—one tent at a time. Muh-hah-hah!
Book Synopsis Cageball, Poker, and the Atomic Wedgie by : Valentine Joseph Brkich
Download or read book Cageball, Poker, and the Atomic Wedgie written by Valentine Joseph Brkich and published by . This book was released on 2006-08-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Middle Finger Project by : Ash Ambirge
Download or read book The Middle Finger Project written by Ash Ambirge and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-02-11 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fresh, funny, and fearless, The Middle Finger Project is a point-by-point primer on how to get unstuck, slay imposter syndrome, trust in your own worth and ability, and become a strong, capable, wonderful, weird, brilliant, ballsy, unfuckwithable YOU. "Don't worry, this isn't a book about God, nor is it a book about Ryan Gosling (second in command). But it is a book about authority and becoming your own." --Ash Ambirge After a string of dead-end jobs and a death in the family, Ash Ambirge was down to her last $26 and sleeping in a Kmart parking lot when she faced the truth: No one was coming to her rescue. It was up to her to appoint herself. That night led to what eventually became a six-figure freelance career as a sought-after marketing and copywriting consultant, all while sipping coffee from her front porch in Costa Rica. She then launched The Middle Finger Project, a blog and online course hub, which has provided tens of thousands of young "women who disobey" with the tools and mindset to give everyone else's expectations the finger and get on your own path to happiness, wealth, independence, and adventure. In her first book, Ash draws on her unconventional personal story to offer a fun, bracing, and occasionally potty-mouthed manifesto for the transformative power of radical self-reliance. Employing the signature wit and wordsmithing she's used to build an avid following, she offers paradigm-shifting advice along the lines of: • The best feeling in the world is knowing who you are and what you're capable of doing. • Life circumstances are not life sentences. If a Scranton girl who grew up in a trailer park can make it, so can you. • What you believe about yourself will either murder your chances or save your life. So why not believe something good? • You don't need a high-ranking job title to be authorized to contribute. You just need to contribute. • Be your own authority. Authority only works as long as you trust that someone smarter than you is making the rules. • The way you become a force is by being the most radically real version of yourself that you can be. • You only have 12 fucks a day to give, so use them wisely.
Download or read book Camp Camp written by Roger Bennett and published by Crown. This book was released on 2008 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The authors of the cultural phenomenon Bar Mitzvah Disco pick up the story of their generation's coming of age where that tome left off, painstakingly retelling tall tales of golden summers from the 1970s to the early 1990s. Full-color photos throughout.
Book Synopsis Wedgie Power Guidebook (The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants TV Series) by : Kate Howard
Download or read book Wedgie Power Guidebook (The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants TV Series) written by Kate Howard and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling book series is now an animated TV series airing on NETFLIX! Join George, Harold, and the Amazing Captain Underpants as they embark on a series of hilarious, all-new adventures. Class clowns George Beard and Harold Hutchins love pulling pranks . . . and making comics. So what happens when they accidentally turn their mean old principal into a comic-book hero who fights villains using Wedgie Power? Well, Jerome Horwitz Elementary School - and the world - will never be the same!In this book, you'll get up close and personal with these two practical pranksters . . . and spend some quality time with Captain Underpants and the kids of Jerome Horwitz Elementary. Plus, you'll meet brand-new villains like the Vile Vimpire, Queen Tootenfarti, the Homework Hydra, DJ Drowsy Drawers, and many more! It's your must-have guide to the hilarious hit TV show.
Author :Charise Mericle Harper Publisher :Random House Books for Young Readers ISBN 13 :0307930718 Total Pages :50 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (79 download)
Book Synopsis Wedgieman by : Charise Mericle Harper
Download or read book Wedgieman written by Charise Mericle Harper and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Veggieboy practices flying, lifting, and helping people to hone his superhero skills, and finally Veggieman's training as a superhero is complete, but he is surprised when children want to change his name.
Book Synopsis What'll We Get for Grandma? by : Gretel Killeen
Download or read book What'll We Get for Grandma? written by Gretel Killeen and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a young brother and sister put their heads together to find the perfect present for their much-loved Grandma, they imagine a bundle of fabulous things that they would like to receive. Then, after dreaming of flying horses, fairy dresses, spaceships and super trucks, the pair finally realise that the perfect present for Garndma is right in front of their eyes.
Book Synopsis Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea by : Chelsea Handler
Download or read book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea written by Chelsea Handler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-12-29 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a word: hilarious. . . . These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they're also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt--Laura Zigman, author of "Animal Husbandry."
Book Synopsis Flashback Four #3: The Pompeii Disaster by : Dan Gutman
Download or read book Flashback Four #3: The Pompeii Disaster written by Dan Gutman and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 181 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this explosive third installment of New York Times bestselling author Dan Gutman’s action-packed series, four thrill-seeking friends travel back in time to document one of the most devastating natural disasters the world has ever seen. Eccentric billionaire Miss Z is sending Luke, Julia, David, and Isabel on another mission back in time to capture one of history’s most important events. This time, the Flashback Four are headed to AD 79 to photograph the eruption of Mount Vesuvius! Can the Flashback Four get their photo and get back home before they become ancient history? With real photographs from Pompeii to help put young readers right in the action, plus back matter that separates fact from fiction, The Pompeii Disaster tells the story of one of the world’s most devastating natural disasters like you’ve never seen it before.
Book Synopsis Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung Fu Cavemen from the Future by : Dav Pilkey
Download or read book Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung Fu Cavemen from the Future written by Dav Pilkey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2012-12-01 with total page 657 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tra-la-laaa! Dav Pilkey -- ahem -- we mean, George and Harold, the authors of SUPER DIAPER BABY, are back with their second epic novel! Meet Ook and Gluk, the stars of this sensationally silly graphic novel from the creators of Captain Underpants! It's 500,001 BC, and Ook and Gluk's hometown of Caveland, Ohio, is under attack by an evil corporation from the future. When Ook, Gluk, and their little dinosaur pal Lily are pulled through a time portal to 2222, they discover a future world that's even more devastated than their own. Luckily, they find a friend in Master Wong, a martial arts instructor who trains them in the ways of kung fu. Now all they have to do is travel back in time 502,223 years and save the day!