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My Bible Says the Darndest Things

Author : Pricely Francis
Publisher : Trafford Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1490776060
Total Pages : 375 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (97 download)

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Download or read book My Bible Says the Darndest Things written by Pricely Francis and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2016-08-12 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Listening to the Bible is exponentially more powerful than reading it. You pick up on fascinating, curious, and alarming things you miss when you read it: The serpent in Eden told the truth; Cain married a wife and built a city with a global population of only three people; women are sexual predators; disabled people desecrated Gods temple; the earth went into a counter revolution; God approved polygamy, and recommended slavery; a runaway slave got converted to Christianity and was promptly sent back to his slave master; the soon and imminent coming of Jesus is 2000 years over due! As the author listened to his Bible and compared what he heard with what is deemed appropriate, reasonable, and civilized in this modern era, he could not help but conclude that his Bible does say the darndest things.

Corpses Say The Darndest Things

Author : Doug Lamoreux
Publisher : Next Chapter
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (661 download)

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Download or read book Corpses Say The Darndest Things written by Doug Lamoreux and published by Next Chapter. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was a simple job: keep an eye on the minister's wife until she goes safely to bed. Then all hell broke loose. The death of a beloved Chicago televangelist’s wife is only the beginning; someone is homiciding their way through the Temple of Majesty Church. Private eye Nod Blake - an aging throwback to an era of detecting on the mean streets - has been dumped in the middle of it all, on his head. The resulting injuries seem to have opened a door to the hereafter: Blake believes dead people are talking to him. But are the victims really begging the gumshoe for help from the other side of the grave? When his nemesis, Detective Lieutenant Wenders, finds evidence that Blake is the murderer, the private dick's life becomes a great big soup sandwich. Doug Lamoreux's 'Corpses Say the Darndest Things' is a riveting murder mystery with a sly sense of humor, set in 1979 Chicago where a maniacal killer on the loose in The Windy City... is the good news.

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Albert Evans
Publisher : Dramatic Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781583422625
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (226 download)

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Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Albert Evans and published by Dramatic Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Playbook

Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher : Celestial Arts
ISBN 13 : 1587612496
Total Pages : 218 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (876 download)

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Download or read book Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Art Linkletter and published by Celestial Arts. This book was released on 2005-08-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Almost 50 years since its first printing, this famous collection of children's wisdom and witticisms is now back in print in a facsimile edition to entertain a whole new generation. KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! includes the best of the unconsciously funny, everyday thoughts and reactions kids shared with kid-at-heart Art Linkletter on his long-running radio and television series House Party .Gems include tips for conjuring up a sibling: "Give Mommy a lot of real sweet food so she'll get fat -that's how you get a baby ";and hysterical observations: "Our pussycat has got some kittens and I didn't even know she was married. "Illustrated with cartoons by Charles Schulz (yes, that Charles Schulz) and with a new introduction by Bill Cosby, KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS! will prove as popular with the readers of today as it was when it first was published five decades ago.

Teenagers Say the Darndest Things

Author :
Publisher : Irwin Daguru
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 169 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Teenagers Say the Darndest Things written by and published by Irwin Daguru. This book was released on with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Dim Wit

Author : Rosemarie Jarski
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 140702468X
Total Pages : 576 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book Dim Wit written by Rosemarie Jarski and published by Random House. This book was released on 2008-12-05 with total page 576 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'They misunderestimated me' George W. Bush Einstein said only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity. So in deference to the dumbing down of our culture, comes Dim Wit - a collection of the most jaw-droppingly stupid things ever said. The cast includes every famous foot-in-mouther from George W Bush to Prince Philip, Paris Hilton to Jade Goody, not to mention hundreds of unsung idiots plucked from villages the world over. The result is a confederacy of dunces more pro-fun than profound - a clever witticism may coax an inward smile but it takes a really stupid remark to deliver a belly laugh. So pick up Dim Wit and prepare to embrace your inner moron - it may be the smartest thing you do... 'My grandma overheard two women talking in a doctor's surgery. After a while, one said to the other, "Do you know, Mary, I don't feel too well. I think I'll go home."' - Robyn Jankel 'I don't think anyone should write his autobiography until after he's dead.' - Samuel Goldwyn 'Winston Churchill? Wasn't he the first black President of America? There's a statue of him near me - that's black.' - Danielle Lloyd

The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Author : Cathy Byrd
Publisher : Hay House, Inc
ISBN 13 : 1401952739
Total Pages : 273 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (19 download)

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Download or read book The Boy Who Knew Too Much written by Cathy Byrd and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Mommy, I used to be a tall baseball player."Yes, you will be a tall baseball player someday."With a look of exasperation, he stomped his foot and hollered."No! I was a tall baseball player—tall like Daddy!" What was my son trying to say to me? Did he mean . . . he couldn’t mean . . . was he trying to tell me that he was a grown-up in a previous lifetime?At the tender age of two, baseball prodigy Christian Haupt began sharing vivid memories of being a baseball player in the 1920s and ’30s. From riding cross-country on trains, to his fierce rivalry with Babe Ruth, Christian described historical facts about the life of American hero and baseball legend Lou Gehrig that he could not have possibly known at the time.Distraught by her son’s uncanny revelations, Christian’s mother, Cathy, embarked on a sacred journey of discovery that would shake her beliefs to the core and forever change her views on life and death.In this compelling and heartwarming memoir, Cathy Byrd shares her remarkable experiences, the lessons she learned as she searched to find answers to this great mystery, and a story of healing in the lives of these intertwined souls.The Boy Who Knew Too Much will inspire even the greatest skeptics to consider the possibility that love never dies.

Adult Bible Studies Spring 2022 Teacher/Commentary Kit

Author : David Mosser
Publisher : Cokesbury
ISBN 13 : 1791006647
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book Adult Bible Studies Spring 2022 Teacher/Commentary Kit written by David Mosser and published by Cokesbury. This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adult Bible Studies Spring 2022 Theme: Follow The lessons this quarter are confined to two units so that we can observe the season of Lent. Authentic discipleship involves imitating Jesus, and we must begin with an understanding of Jesus as Messiah and the kingdom to which he invites us to belong. We soon discover as we follow Jesus that his kingdom turns our expectations totally upside down. As we walk with Jesus, we must admit that we sometimes totally miss the mark. Yet Christ forgives us, restores us, and equips us to live into our identities as Christ-followers. As his followers, we have responsibilities and opportunities to help grow the kingdom. One way is through stewardship, a concept that is much broader than we may think. Our role involves using not only our physical resources but indeed our very lives as grace-filled cohabitants in God’s marvelous creation. Unit 1: The Mark You Make Discipleship in Mark’s Gospel is often described as the way of the cross because of the repeated emphasis upon following Jesus on the way to Jerusalem and the command to take up one’s cross and follow Jesus (Mark 8:34). In this season when we commemorate Jesus’ journey to Jerusalem, we give our attention to various aspects of discipleship we find in Mark’s Gospel. Scriptures: Mark 8:27-38; Mark 9:38-50; Mark 10:35-45; Mark 11:12-14, 20-25; Mark 13:5-8, 28-37; Mark 14: 27-42; Mark 16:1-8 Spiritual Practice: Reflection and self-examination Unit 2: The Steps You Take Creation care has become a prominent topic of discussion in Christian congregations and seminaries during the last couple of decades. While disagreement exists about human responsibility for climate change and to what extent we should limit human activity for the purpose of preservation of endangered species and habitats, Scripture makes clear that God takes pleasure in creation and that our role as stewards requires that we appreciate creation and take our responsibility as stewards seriously. Scriptures: Psalm 104; Leviticus 25:1-13; Deuteronomy 14:22-29; Job 38:4-11; Joel 2:18-26; Romans 8:19-22; 2 Corinthians 9 Spiritual Practice: Nurture and care of all creation Adult Bible Studies components include: Student Book Published quarterly, each week's Student Book lesson lists background Scripture, features key verses, provides reliable and relevant biblical explanation and application, and more, in a readable font size that is accessible to everyone. Teacher Book/Commentary Kit Each quarterly Teacher/Commentary Kit includes a Teacher Book with additional biblical background and exposition and suggestions for guiding group discussion and a copy of the new quarterly Adult Bible Studies Concise Commentary, designed for readers who seek additional background on the biblical text for each session of Adult Bible Studies. Video-DVD Does your group enjoy watching videos to generate conversation around Bible studies? Video sessions directly correspond to the Adult Bible Studies quarter’s theme and content and features a segment for each Bible lesson. Hundreds of thousands of people each week have transformative encounters with God through Adult Bible Studies—Bible-based, Christ-focused Sunday school lessons and midweek Bible studies endorsed by the Curriculum Resources Committee of the The United Methodist Church. Lessons follow the church seasons, including Advent and Lent, and include suggestions for developing spiritual practices to help nurture your faith.

The New Kids Say the Darndest Things!

Author : Art Linkletter
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780898030983
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (39 download)

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Download or read book The New Kids Say the Darndest Things! written by Art Linkletter and published by . This book was released on 1978 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Simply, Joy

Author : Joy Richard Lawson
Publisher : Xulon Press
ISBN 13 : 1591604125
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (916 download)

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Download or read book Simply, Joy written by Joy Richard Lawson and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2003 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no other book on the market like this one because it is filled with simply Joy's story. Joy was a pastor's wife who, . with tremendous passion and transparency, tells her story. Feeling somewhat like the Apostle Paul, she has been bitten, beaten, and generally bashed about, yet with the help of Almighty God, she did not allow Satan to rob her of her joy! From the simple to the profound, with winsomeness, wit, and wisdom, she shares her thoughts, testimony, contemplations, and compilations on the living God. This book will lead the unbelieving to the infallible proof of who God is. It will challenge each Christian with every fiber of their being to allow the Holy Spirit to set them on fire for their living Lord! No atheist can walk away doubting, and no genuine believer can remain lukewarm. Joy Lawson lives in southern California. She is a graduate of Capital Bible College in Sacramento, California. She was licensed as a minister by the Church of the Marina in Marina del Rey, California. Joy has been active in prison ministries, music ministries, convalescent hospital ministries, and children's and women's ministries. She has authored articles for numerous newsletters, has been a conference speaker, and has been interviewed on KKLA in Los Angeles. Sharing some comments from her last women's conference, "Joy is the definition of her name; she is such an inspiration and has such a heart for God; her devotion and enthusiasm are infectious; through incredible trials and tribulations, her passion and fervor are a refreshment for the soul!"

The Art and Craft of Biblical Preaching

Author : Zondervan,
Publisher : Zondervan
ISBN 13 : 0310296404
Total Pages : 737 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (12 download)

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Download or read book The Art and Craft of Biblical Preaching written by Zondervan, and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2009-05-26 with total page 737 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Comprehensive Resource for Today’s Christian Communicators. This extensive encyclopedia is the most complete and practical work ever published on the art and craft of biblical preaching. Its 11 major sections contain nearly 200 articles, comprehensively covering topics on preaching and methodology, including: Sermon structure and “the big idea.” The art of introductions, transitions, and conclusions. Methods for sermon prep, from outlining to exercising. Approaches to different types of preaching: topical, expository, evangelistic, and more. Best practices for sermon delivery, speaking with authority, and using humor. Leveraging effective illustrations and stories. Understanding audience. and much more. Entries are characterized by intensely practical and vivid writing designed to help preachers deepen their understanding and sharpen their communication skills. The contributors include a virtual Who’s Who of preaching from a cross section of denominations and traditions, such as Dallas Willard, John Ortberg, Rick Warren, Warren Wiersbe, Alice Mathews, John Piper, Andy Stanley, and many others. Haddon Robinson and Craig Brian Larson—two of today’s most respected voices in preaching—provide editorial oversight. Includes audio CD with preaching technique examples from the book.

The Culture and Commerce of Publishing in the 21st Century

Author : Albert N. Greco
Publisher : Stanford University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780804750318
Total Pages : 292 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book The Culture and Commerce of Publishing in the 21st Century written by Albert N. Greco and published by Stanford University Press. This book was released on 2007 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the definitive social and economic analysis of the current state and future trends of the American book publishing industry, with an emphasis on the trade, college textbook, and scholarly publishing sectors. Drawing on a rich and extensive data, the thoughtful analysis presented in this book will be valuable to leaders in publishing as well as the scholars and analysts who study this industry.

Not All Superheroes Wear Capes

Author : Quentin Kenihan
Publisher : Hachette Australia
ISBN 13 : 0733635369
Total Pages : 232 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (336 download)

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Download or read book Not All Superheroes Wear Capes written by Quentin Kenihan and published by Hachette Australia. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Quentin Kenihan is living proof that superheroes don't need capes, just the right attitude. FOREWORD BY RAY MARTIN When he was a kid, Quentin Kenihan loved Superman. Ironic, really. Quentin didn't need kryptonite to reveal his weakness - born with a rare bone disorder, osteogenesis imperfecta, his bones broke all on their own. When Quentin was seven, Mike Willesee made a documentary about him. Australians fell in love with his wit, and never-say-die attitude. Over the years he grew up before our eyes. But there was a dark side to his life. The true story was never told ... until now. A story of abandonment, drug addiction, dark days and thoughts of suicide. Battling through it all, Quentin's resilience is inspiring. Quentin is now determined to live life the best he can. Just turned 41, he is a filmmaker, stand-up comedian, radio host, actor and film critic; he's hung out with Angelina, accidentally ripped Jennifer Lopez's dress, talked sex with Jean-Claude Van Damme, appeared in MAD MAX and interviewed Julia Gillard, all the while showing that living in a wheelchair doesn't mean staying still. This is an unforgettable, brutally honest, at times heartbreaking memoir. Quentin Kenihan is living proof that superheroes don't need capes, just the right attitude! 'Quentin is a hero of mine. Probably the toughest man I have ever met. Read this book and reconsider how hard you think your life is. It is a liberating experience to face life through his eyes.' - RUSSELL CROWE

What Not to Say

Author : John C. Holbert
Publisher : Presbyterian Publishing Corp
ISBN 13 : 0664235107
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (642 download)

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Download or read book What Not to Say written by John C. Holbert and published by Presbyterian Publishing Corp. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this humorous guide, John C. Holbert and Alyce M. McKenzie provide helpful and practical advice for avoiding the common mistakes that many preachers make in their sermons. Useful for preachers, students, and teachers alike, What Not to Say addresses how to use language about God, how to use stories in preaching, and what not to say (and what to say) in the beginning, middle, and end of sermons. A companion video with preaching illustrations is available online at wjkbooks.com.

Love and Respect in the Family

Author : Dr. Emerson Eggerichs
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 0849965225
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (499 download)

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Download or read book Love and Respect in the Family written by Dr. Emerson Eggerichs and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2013-11-12 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The secret to parenting success is out! Children need love, parents need respect. It's as simple and complex as that. Bestselling author Dr. Emerson Eggerichs has studied family dynamics for more than 30 years, earning a Ph.D. in Child and Family Ecology. As a senior pastor for nearly two decades, he builds on a foundation of strong biblical principles, walking the reader through an entirely new way to approach the family dynamic. When frustrated with an unresponsive child, a parent doesn’t declare, “You don’t love me.” Instead, the parent asserts, “You are being disrespectful right now.” A parent needs to feel respected, especially during conflicts. When upset a child does not whine, “You don’t respect me.” Instead, a child pouts, “You don’t love me.” A child needs to feel loved, especially during disputes. But here’s the rub: An unloved child or teen negatively reacts in a way that feels disrespectful to a parent. A disrespected parent negatively reacts in a way that feels unloving to the child. This dynamic gives birth to the FAMILY CRAZY CYCLE. This book teaches you to: See love and respect as basic family needs Stop the Family Crazy Cycle of conflict Parent in six biblical ways that energize your children Discipline defiance and overlook childishness Be the mature one since parenting is for adults only Become a loving parent in God's eyes, regardless of a child's response Based on what the Bible says about parenting, this book focuses on achieving healthy family dynamics. Dr. Eggerichs offers unprecedented transparency from his wife and three adult children, who share wisdom gained from the good, the bad, and the ugly of their family life. It's all here in this eye-opening exploration of the biblical principles on parenting that can help make families function as God intended.

Behold the King

Author : Lora Mae Miller
Publisher : Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1098033078
Total Pages : 568 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (98 download)

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Download or read book Behold the King written by Lora Mae Miller and published by Christian Faith Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 568 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While at a conference at O.R.U., Oral Roberts gave a sermon where he named Jesus in every book of the Bible. Lora was fascinated at the concept. At the prompting of the Holy Spirit, she painted a portrait of Jesus for every book of the Bible. Friends encouraged her to share some of the wonderful experiences with the Holy Spirit – thus, “Behold the King” became a reality.

Still Here: Diary of a Church Planter

Author : Matt Monyhan
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1257851934
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (578 download)

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Download or read book Still Here: Diary of a Church Planter written by Matt Monyhan and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-06-30 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Matt Monyhan was called to plant a church, he had the same dreams that most people do. Big buildings, massive crowds, and miraculous happenings. This 2-year journal documents his thoughts and observations as he learned the difference between dreams and reality, while developing a genuine reliance on a God that called him to do something difficult.