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Author : Nikolaj Vigrim
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781494275419
Total Pages : 82 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (754 download)
Download or read book Mr Farty Pants written by Nikolaj Vigrim and published by . This book was released on 2013-12-06 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mr Farty Pants is born with a bang, trumpets his way through life and finishes with a even bigger bang!
Author : Eric Geron
Publisher : becker&mayer! kids
ISBN 13 : 0760386595
Total Pages : 27 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (63 download)
Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by becker&mayer! kids. This book was released on 2023-10-10 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart—but why? Combining science and history with humor, Farty Pants explains it all—complete with all-new fun-loving monster illustrations and ten unique fart sounds. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond! Explore a world of fart sounds, including a mummy fart, a musical fart, a baseball fart, and more. Each sound can be scanned through a QR code and relates to a humorous fact on the same page. You and the kids in your life will have a gas learning crazy fart facts, including: The average person farts 14 times a day! Philosopher Pythagoras believed you could accidentally fart out your soul. The longest verified fart was by Bernard Clemmens of London: 2 minutes and 42 seconds! Farts can travel at 10 feet per second (over 3 meters per second). Who knew farts could be so educational? Farty Pants is sure to be a hit with any child who loves to talk about farting (pretty much every kid)!
Author : Eric Geron
Publisher : Becker & Mayer
ISBN 13 : 9780760369111
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (691 download)
Download or read book Farty Pants written by Eric Geron and published by Becker & Mayer. This book was released on 2021-03-16 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He farts! She farts! We all fart--but why? Combining real science with humor, Farty Pants explains it all--complete with full-color illustrations and hidden buttons that trigger ten unique fart sounds. Each sound relates to a humorous fact on the same page. Were farts always taboo? Did kings and queens fart? Is there a difference between baby and grandpa farts? Learn all of this and more with facts that cover their loudness and speed, as well as how farts work differently in water, space, and beyond!
Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788293748045
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (48 download)
Download or read book Super Farty Pants! written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
Author : Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9788293748038
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (48 download)
Download or read book Super Farty Pants! written by Paul Wennersberg-Løvholen and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? And what's that smell? Amelia is just a regular kid. That is until a chance encounter with a strange looking bug that grants her super powers- super farty powers! A hilarious story full of farting and flying that children of all ages (and their parents) will love! A beautifully illustrated childrens book that is both perfect for reading to your little ones, but also great for those that can read themselves.
Author : C. Jordan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781957846125
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (461 download)
Download or read book Farty Pants written by C. Jordan and published by . This book was released on 2022-11-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ethan loves his mom and dad very much.He loves them so much that he likes to give them gifts each and every day.Sometimes Ethan paints them pictures.Sometimes Ethan gives them cool rocks or good pointy sticks from outside.Sometimes he gives them a kiss on the cheek.But most of the time he gives them his favorite gift, a "special gift"? and that gift? is to fart on them!Ethan thinks farts are the best, funniest things ever? so he is a bit confused why other people don't like it when he farts on them.Farts can be funny? but other people don't always feel the same way.Will Ethan be farting on people forever?Will his mom and dad manage to stop him?Who else will fall victim to one of Ethan's "special gifts"?This is a book to teach little ones all about the appropriateness of farting.It also teaches them that you should never do something to others that you wouldn't want done to yourself.
Author : Giles Andreae
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0241385032
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (413 download)
Download or read book Party Pants written by Giles Andreae and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can never have enough pants, as this exuberant celebration of pants proves! The pairing of Giles Andreae's brilliant rhyming text with Nick Sharratt's hilarious, vibrant illustrations will delight children and adults alike. Featuring a pants-wearing hippo, limousine and dinosaur (to name a few), plus a rather embarrassed farty pants, this lively picture book is guaranteed to make you giggle!
Author : Bonnie Knelsen
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1483420922
Total Pages : 158 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (834 download)
Download or read book Help Wanted written by Bonnie Knelsen and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014-11-26 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jane Jensen has spent years building a successful errand business. To meet her clients' growing demands, Jane needs staff. Applicants prove scarce, and she visits a local high school to hang "Help Wanted" posters and inadvertently steps into a labor crisis. When she is mistaken for a substitute teacher, Jane is too intrigued to object and finds herself standing in front of a class of skeptical teenagers. A deer in the headlights at first, she soon discovers she didn't learn all there was to know as a student and can't wait to start each new day. Jane is surprised to find that teaching Sex Education is not so intimidating with an eccentric octogenarian by her side and that gym class just isn't what it used to be. In a few short days, she finds a new niche for herself, but she's constantly looking over her shoulder, wondering when someone will realize she doesn't belong there. In this clever story, an accidental teacher dips her toes back into high school culture and discovers unexpected possibilities.
Author : Jane Bexley
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (71 download)
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Author : Glenn G. Thater
Publisher : Lomion Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 134 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Knight Eternal written by Glenn G. Thater and published by Lomion Books. This book was released on 2020-11-01 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knight Eternal is Volume 3 of the widely acclaimed epic fantasy saga, Harbinger of Doom. In KNIGHT ETERNAL, Theta, Claradon Eotrus, and Ob the Gnome battle fanatical monks, deadly bounty hunters, and otherworldly fiends whose merest touch is death, in their relentless pursuit of Korrgonn, Lord of Nifleheim. Meanwhile, Korrgonn stops at nothing to acquire the fabled Orb of Wisdom, that ancient talisman that can return Azathoth and his kingdom to Midgaard. But the fate of the world turns when Claradon faces DeBoors, the ancient sword-master who has sworn to slay him. BOOKS BY GLENN G. THATER THE HARBINGER OF DOOM SAGA HAMMER OF DOOM LORD OF LIES KNIGHT ETERNAL HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 4-6 OMNIBUS HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 7-8 OMNIBUS HARBINGER OF DOOM - VOLUMES 9-10 OMNIBUS VOLUME 13+ forthcoming THE HERO AND THE FIEND (A novelette set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) THE DEMON KING OF BERGHER (A short story set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) THE KEBLEAR HORROR (A short story set in the Harbinger of Doom universe) Similar to books by or about: George R.R. Martin, J.R.R. Tolkien, Robert E. Howard, David Gemmell, Steven Erikson, Michael Moorcock, David Eddings, Glen Cook, Joe Abercrombie, Game of Thrones, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, H.P. Lovecraft, Fritz Leiber, Conan, Patrick Rothfuss, Brandon Sanderson, Scott Lynch, Marion Zimmer Bradley, R. Scott Bakker, Robert Jordan, Robin Hobb, Brent Weeks, Stephen Donaldson. Brandon Sanderson; George RR Martin; Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings; Jeff Wheeler; Robert E. Howard; HP Lovecraft; Joe Abercrombie; Steven Erikson; Anthony Ryan; RA Salvatore; Jonathan Moeller; r. Scott Bakker; David Gemmell; Glen Cook; Duncan Hamilton; Mark Lawrence; Grimdark; LitRPG; David Dalglish; brian mcclellan;peter v. brett; richard k. morgan; scott lynch; miles cameron; john gwynne; kel kade; brian staveley;james a. moore; michael-scott earle; ryan kirk; justin depaoli;lindsay buroker; liam reese; michael wallace; robert j. crane; dk holmberg; d.k. holmberg; craig halloran; jon kiln; d.c. clemens; r a salvatore; r.a. salvatore; luke scull; jonathan maberry; will wight; m.r. mathias; michael james ploof; james maxey; michael g. manning; kristian alva; jd franx; Sword & sorcery fantasy Myths viking celtic free dark urban historical adventure genre fiction men's sea bundle series boxed humor mystery thriller suspense greek magic armor collections sagas juvenile angels demons dragons elf ghost god vampire witch pirates horror romance Arthurian coming of age visionary norse superhero zombies paranormal dystopian action teen medieval general best top author;
Author : Anna Hutton-North
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1291033378
Total Pages : 222 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (91 download)
Download or read book Finding Mr Write: Drayton Beauchamp Series written by Anna Hutton-North and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To some people Dorabella is a dizzy romantic caught up in her own dreamy world but to her mother, Lady Henrietta De Vomty, she is totally infuriating. Having refused every suitable suitor suggested drastic measures are called for. Banished to stay with her cousin, the spendthrift Lord Adam Beauchamp, not only does Dora's poetic muse desert her but she clashes incessantly with her cousin's new fiancée, Ruby-Mae Then as the wedding approaches, tensions rise and Adam's gambling increases; but Dora has her own worries, stumbling across the guilty secret of a dubious ancestor from the family's otherwise illustrious past. The deceptions increase, tempers flare and hearts get broken; it seems that no-one can ever be truly happy. After all, can life ever really have a fairy-tale ending?
Author : Colleen Monroe
Publisher : Sleeping Bear Press
ISBN 13 : 1410308596
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (13 download)
Download or read book A Wish to Be A Christmas Tree written by Colleen Monroe and published by Sleeping Bear Press. This book was released on 2011-12-01 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This charming tale of an overgrown pine always being passed by for Christmas, and what his woodland friends do to help him, is sure to become a Christmas classic. With delightful illustrations by wildlife artist Michael Monroe and enchanting text from Colleen Monroe, the birds, deer and squirrel of this story help make their special friend's wish come true.
Author : Aaron Blabey
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338189603
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (381 download)
Download or read book The Bad Guys in Alien vs Bad Guys (The Bad Guys #6) written by Aaron Blabey and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! "I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious!" -- Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog ManThey may look like Bad Guys, but these wannabe heroes are doing good deeds...whether you like it or not! This New York Times bestselling illustrated series is perfect for fans of Dog Man and Captain Underpants.The Bad Guys are vanishing! A creature with TONS of teeth and WAY too many butts is stealing them, one by one. Is this the end for the Bad Guys? Maybe. Will it be funny? You bet your butts it will!
Author : Ryan Miller
Publisher : Union Square Kids
ISBN 13 : 9781454925620
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (256 download)
Download or read book How to Feed Your Parents written by Ryan Miller and published by Union Square Kids. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matilda's picky parents refuse to try new foods, so Matilda teaches herself to cook.
Author : Melvin Berger
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0063052059
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (63 download)
Download or read book Germs Make Me Sick! written by Melvin Berger and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2020-03-31 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Share this book with children to help them, in a safe and calm way, understand how germs work. In addition to straightforward, helpful information told in a warm and approachable way, the book contains a chart of rules for good health that reinforces healthful living. Germs are all around us, but they're too small to see. Many germs are harmless, but two kinds, viruses and bacteria, can make you sick. How? Read and find out! This clear and appealing picture book for early elementary age kids, both at home and in the classroom, is all about germs, how they can make you sick, and how your body works to fight them off. This book features simple diagrams to explain why you feel poorly when you're sick and how your body keeps you healthy by producing antibodies. Both text and artwork were vetted for accuracy by Dr. Melanie Marin. An excellent resource in this time of COVID-19. This is a Level 2 Let's-Read-and-Find-Out, which means the book explores more challenging concepts for children in the primary grades. The 100+ titles in this leading nonfiction series are: hands-on and visual acclaimed and trusted great for classrooms Top 10 reasons to love LRFOs: Entertain and educate at the same time Have appealing, child-centered topics Developmentally appropriate for emerging readers Focused; answering questions instead of using survey approach Employ engaging picture book quality illustrations Use simple charts and graphics to improve visual literacy skills Feature hands-on activities to engage young scientists Meet national science education standards Written/illustrated by award-winning authors/illustrators & vetted by an expert in the field Over 130 titles in print, meeting a wide range of kids' scientific interests Books in this series support the Common Core Learning Standards, Next Generation Science Standards, and the Science, Technology, Engineering, and Math (STEM) standards. Let's-Read-and-Find-Out is the winner of the American Association for the Advancement of Science/Subaru Science Books & Films Prize for Outstanding Science Series.
Author : Lisa Osgard
Publisher : Atlantic Publishing Company
ISBN 13 : 1620235153
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (22 download)
Download or read book Kawallawallapoopoo: Maynard's Big, Bad First Assignment written by Lisa Osgard and published by Atlantic Publishing Company. This book was released on 2018-06-07 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jake has never hit a homerun. He doesn’t have a cool dog. The only time they go on vacation is to visit his grandmother. Middle school is boring, except when he’s hanging out with his best friend Kacey. Jake loves baseball; he’s gonna play in the MLB one day! His boring life changed in an instant the day Maynard peeked his head out of Jake’s baseball bag during one of his games. Maynard’s a Mystical Manatee. He disguises himself as a cute, little, stuffed animal, but he’s way more impressive when he morphs into his HUGE, AMAZING, BIG-BAD-BUFF SELF! Jake is Maynard’s first assignment, and Maynard must find a way to convince Jake to hop on his back and travel to Maynard’s wonderful world because King Moo Moo and Queen Mee Mee have an urgent matter to discuss with Jake. Will Jake find the courage to join Maynard on an exciting adventure to Kahwallawallapoopoo, an island somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean full of amazing creatures, where Jake’s dreams just might come true?
Author : Brian Conaghan
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1408838354
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)
Download or read book When Mr Dog Bites written by Brian Conaghan and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2014-01-16 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shortlisted for the CILIP Carnegie Medal 2015 Hilariously touching and outrageously unforgettable: Mark Haddon's Christopher Boone meets Holden Caulfield on one *#@! of a journey. . . Dylan Mint has Tourette's. Being sixteen is hard enough, but Dylan's life is a constant battle to keep the bad stuff in – the swearing, the tics, the howling dog that seems to escape whenever he gets stressed... But a routine visit to the hospital changes everything. Overhearing a hushed conversation between the doctor and his mother, Dylan discovers that he's going to die next March. So he grants himself three parting wishes or 'Cool Things To Do Before I Cack It'. But as Dylan sets out to make his wishes come true, he discovers that nothing – and no-one – is quite as he had previously supposed.
